My brother is obviously a waste, but he is too confident

Chapter 23 My Brother's Survival of the Martial Arts Examination ([-])

The next day, early.

Six twenty.

There was only one hour, four and 10 minutes left before the martial arts test officially started.

His genius son is about to "get ahead", so Mother Chen naturally stayed up all night.Lie in bed and keep swiping your phone.

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"Buzz-buzz-"

While swiping, the phone suddenly vibrated.

Indicates that there is a phone call.

Mother Chen yawned, pulled down the menu, and found that it was an unknown call.

Without thinking too much, she swiped the phone directly to connect: "Hello? Who are you looking for?"

"Hello! Daughter-in-law!" A familiar voice came from the receiver.

"Husband?" Mother Chen immediately sat up, without any sleepiness: "Are you released?"

"No. Detained for five days."

"Then you can still call?"

"What's the matter?" Chen's father said proudly, "When I arrived at the police station, I told the police that Chen Dongfeng is my son, that guy! The attitude of the whole station has changed 360°!"

"360°..." Chen's mother was surprised: "Isn't it equivalent to not turning?"

"Don't pick on me. Let me ask you, did the TV station contact you two days ago? Do you want to interview our Dongfeng?"

"No."

"That's weird." Father Chen was puzzled: "Could it be Dongfeng who was contacted by the TV station alone? Shouldn't the guardian be notified about such things..."

"What's wrong? What happened?"

"It's nothing. It's just that our family, Dongfeng, was interviewed by the TV station two days ago, and then became famous in Qingcheng. So the police officers at the police station, after knowing that I am Chen Dongfeng's son, immediately regarded me as a guest of honor."

"Oh!" Chen's mother suddenly said, "No wonder I looked at the sports betting odds yesterday, and Dongfeng's odds have changed. The interview is such a big thing! Why didn't you tell the family? Eh? Why didn't the neighbors tell us about it?" I said it!"

"We both thought we knew. Who told you to sell the TV, and you won't be able to see any news. Let me watch the TV wall every day."

Chen's mother: "I sell TVs, don't I just want to bet more money?! If you sell a TV for [-] yuan, you can turn it up to [-] yuan. Usually, you can't make much money. Now I finally have an investment opportunity. You can’t miss the money. If it weren’t for you always blocking the toilet, the window, the bed, the rice cooker, the door, the hanger, I’d sell them all. Do you know how much money you’ll make in total? And that ghostly fireworks that shattered the windows last night It's better to sell it in advance..."

"All right, all right, I have a headache, so I won't quarrel with you. Let's get down to business... Where did I go just now... Oh yes, I'll let you know and tell the children that I'm fine." Father Chen changed the subject: "Interrogation Keep it simple. The crime that originally involved endangering public safety has turned into picking quarrels and provoking trouble. I will be able to go out after another four days of detention."

"So fast? That's pretty good. But... Detention for four days is also quite hard."

"Wrong. Big mistake!" Chen's father was proud again: "As Chen Dongfeng's son, can I be the same as ordinary people? I live in a single room, and I call you with a police officer's mobile phone. And What kind of snacks, drinking urine, WIFI... everything is missing. These police officers begged me to buy it."

"It's beautiful for you. Make an inch of it, and extreme joy begets sorrow! Don't go too far inside."

"I have the east wind, what are you afraid of?" Father Chen said proudly.

"You're just counting on a son. If Dongfeng doesn't get into the martial arts academy, with your madness, you might die."

"A little bit of common sense. Will our son fail the entrance examination to the martial arts academy? It's a big joke in the world! Hahahahaha..."

"...Hehehe." Mother Chen also laughed at her unrealistic fantasy.

Father Chen: "Hahahaha..."

Mother Chen: "Hahahahahaha..."

Father Chen: "Hahaha..."

Mother Chen: "Hahahaha..."

……

Across the wall is Chen Sanke's bedroom.

Leaning against the wall, listening to the "unscrupulous" laughter on the other side of the wall, Chen Sanke remained expressionless.Speed ​​up the speed of packing luggage...

"Stuffed doll...bring it on."

"Sanitary napkins... just in case."

"Comic books... are too heavy, give up."

"The razor...why is there a razor in my room?"

"And this lace underwear, isn't it from Widow Wang on the first floor???"

His mouth chattered endlessly, and his hands kept moving.

After a while, Chen Sanke packed all the necessary things into the small suitcase.

"Clap."

After closing the lid and pulling out the lever, the girl tentatively picked up the weight and nodded: "It's suitable."

Then, she took out her mobile phone and edited a text message - [The luggage is packed.My dad went in last night.Now I still need my mother and my brother. 】

"Whoosh~"

After clicking send, Chen Sanke put back his phone, and took out a mirror from the pocket of his purple sweater: "Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful orphan in the world?"

Mirror:"……"

Half a minute later, seeing that her face in the mirror remained unchanged, the girl sighed deeply, opened the door and walked out of the bedroom.

When she came to the living room, she pushed Mother Chen's room away and said loudly, "It's almost seven o'clock, your son is going to take the martial arts exam. Why are you still lying down?"

At this time, Chen's mother had just hung up the phone, looked up at Chen Sanke for a while, and wondered: "Why are you dressed up like this?"

"Take part in the martial arts test with my brother."

"Then why are you dragging the suitcase?"

"It will be convenient at that time." Chen Sanke replied.

"...you child, your speech is getting more and more strange." Getting out of bed and standing up, Chen's mother stretched, brushing her hair and teasing: "Didn't you say you didn't want to go to see your brother's martial arts exam last night? "

"..." Chen Sanke was silent.

"I've got good news for you. Your dad will be released after another four days of detention."

"..." Chen Sanke remained silent.

"Why don't you speak?" After stopping her hairdo, Mother Chen looked at Chen Sanke.

"Can you swear?" Chen Sanke asked.

"Of course not!" Mother Chen stared.

"..." Chen Sanke remained silent.

Mother Chen: "..."

"...Mom." After a while, Chen Sanke spoke.

"what?"

"You said... Is there a possibility that the remaining three members of our family... run away now."

"Run away?!" Chen's mother was shocked: "Why did you run away? What happened to you recently?"

"If my brother is a waste, have you ever thought about what will happen next?" Chen Sanke put his left hand in his pocket and his right hand clenched the trolley case, and decided to make the last struggle: "Our family will be completely ruined."

"..." Mother Chen stared blankly at Chen Sanke for a while, then reached out and stroked her daughter's forehead: "Are you sick?"

"I'm not sick."

Mother Chen: "Patients say they are not sick."

Chen Sanke: "Then I'm sick."

Mother Chen nodded: "Sure enough, I'm sick."

Chen Sanke: "..."

"Sanke, did you have a nightmare? Or did someone tell you something recently?" Mother Chen bent down, kept eye level with Chen Sanke, and observed worriedly: "Everyone can see your brother's talent. At least test Entering the martial arts academy is not a problem. What are you afraid of?"

"What if my brother is a war scum?" Chen Sanke pursed his lips.

"What is the Five Scums of War?" Mother Chen was taken aback.

"It is to analyze the damage number in the glasses, no more than five."

"No more than five? Pfft..." Chen's mother almost laughed out loud, "I can pick my feet harder than this!"

Chen Sanke: "..."

……

(End of this chapter)