My brother is obviously a waste, but he is too confident

Chapter 3 I, Chen Dongfeng, Awesome ([-])
"In the future, where there are outsiders, don't sing against me."

Say goodbye to the doorman and walk into your apartment building.Chen Dongfeng stopped in the stairwell and gave a serious education to Chen Sanke in front of him: "Don't affect my 'genius' image."

Chen Sanke was holding half a bag of fruit, expressionless: "But you are really not a genius..."

"nonsense!"

With sharp eyes, Chen Dongfeng suddenly punched hard to the side.

"Whoosh-"

Instantly!The momentum exploded!
Confetti, dust, plastic bottles, cans, and lace underwear are flying in the stairwell of the unit...

"The power of a punch is so terrifying!" When the wind of the fist gradually subsided, Chen Dongfeng took off the lace pants on his head, threw them away, and sneered again and again: "How dare you say that I am not a genius?"

"It's fake." Chen Sanke took off the lace pants her brother threw on her head, and also threw it casually, saying: "You are deceiving yourself."

"The male rabbit's feet are simple trees, the female rabbit's feet are blurred, and the two rabbits walk fatly. Can you tell whether I am male or female?" Chen Dongfeng raised his head: "As long as the fake is true enough, it is true."

Chen Sanke: "This is the worst time Pu Shu was hacked."

"Stop talking nonsense. Anyway, don't talk nonsense in the future, and I will bring you back with the champion in the martial arts examination three days later."

"You should come back with a summoning banner." Chen Sanke was exhausted: "You will die miserably when you are in the ring."

"What do you know?" Chen Dongfeng punched again without hesitation!
"Whoosh-"

The momentum exploded again!

Paper scraps, dust, plastic bottles, cans, and lace pants are flying all over the stairwell of the unit...

"The power of a punch! It's so terrifying!" Taking off the lace underwear flying on his head, and throwing it away, Chen Dongfeng was full of spirits: "No examinee dares to fight me. With his invincible momentum, he won all the way without fighting. , winning the number one prize is like an old lady wiping her nose—holding her hand to pinch her."

"What if you meet a candidate who is not afraid of your aura and dares to fight you?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible." Chen Dongfeng waved his hand: "In this world, there is no one who is not afraid of death."

Chen Sanke: "...Brother, as long as you are happy."

"Sister." Chen Dongfeng patted Chen Sanke's small shoulder, and said in a deep and deep voice: "Tell the truth, do you trust brother in your heart?"

Chen Sanke: "I don't believe it."

"Okay." Chen Dongfeng nodded: "Since you believe it, you will listen to me from now on."

Chen Sanke: "...I said I don't believe it."

Chen Dongfeng: "Tomorrow, find a time to borrow a loan..."

Chen Sanke: "I told you that I don't believe it."

Chen Dongfeng: "After the loan is successful, bet on the sports lottery center that I can win the champion."

Chen Sanke: "..."

"This wave." Chen Dongfeng proudly said, "I guarantee you will be prosperous! Once you become the richest man in the world, you will be as rich as an enemy! If you die, you will be hung on the street lamps by the common people."

Chen Sanke: "Okay. Tomorrow, I will buy your life casualty insurance, and the beneficiary will write me. Once you die, I will become famous and rich like a country."

Chen Dongfeng: "...I regard you as my own sister, but you want me to die."

Chen Sanke: "I treat you like my own brother, but you want me to go bankrupt."

"Stupid mortals." Chen Dongfeng looked up to the sky and sighed, "Dead wood cannot be carved."

If the words are not speculative, the communication is terminated.The two brothers and sisters went upstairs without saying a word.

Soon, stepping on the steps one after another, they came to the fifth floor.

Stopping in front of his own house, Chen Dongfeng turned his head and said, "The key is here. Open the door."

"Eh?" Chen Sanke was taken aback: "Didn't you bring it?"

"I have." Chen Dongfeng nodded: "But as a 'genius', should I do such trivial things?"

Chen Sanke: "..."

Looking at Chen Dongfeng with a look of "mentally retarded", she stepped forward, took out the key and opened the anti-theft door.

"Click."

The moment the door opened, a huge black shadow suddenly came over, hugged Chen Sanke, and lifted it high into the sky: "You are finally back! Good news! Good news!"

Chen Dongfeng subconsciously took two steps back and looked intently.The person who found it was their father—Chen's father with a broad body and a thick waist.

Behind Chen's father, there is still a smiling woman——Chen's mother.

"Let...let me down!" Chen Sanke's face turned green after being lifted up into the sky.

Because she noticed that the ceiling of the stairwell was less than 0.00005 kilometers away from her sky cap...

"It's so big, why are you afraid of holding it high?" Father Chen, who was in a happy mood, held Chen Sanke up and laughed.

Chen Sanke: "I'm afraid of being picked up by a fool."

"Ha..." Father Chen stopped laughing.After a moment of silence, Chen Sanke was silently put down.

Chen Sanke hurriedly squatted down in fear, covered the top of his head, and checked whether he was injured.

And with this touch, he touched a pair of lace panties.

Chen Sanke: "..."

Picking up the lace panties, she turned her head and looked at Chen Dongfeng.

Chen Dongfeng pinched his jaw with his fingers, frowned and thought: "This underwear is so familiar."

"Yes." Father Chen who was standing at the door nodded, grabbed the underwear, and observed carefully: "It seems to belong to...the neighbor on the first floor, Widow Wang."

Inside the room, Mother Chen, who had been smiling like a flower, froze.

Chen Sanke: "..."

Chen Dongfeng: "..."

The siblings looked at each other and retreated tacitly.

At this time, Chen's father finally came to his senses, turned around quickly, and explained to Chen's mother: "While I was walking around on the first floor, I saw Widow Wang pass by...ah no, it was aired."

Mother Chen's smile became even stiffer.

"Ah..." Father Chen was flustered and flustered, looking at Chen Dongfeng and his brother and sister with pleading eyes.

Chen Dongfeng immediately chose to rescue his father, and changed the subject: "The weather today is really good! What do you two think of the situation in Syria?"

Father Chen & Mother Chen & Sanke Chen: "..."

'well. Sighing in the bottom of my heart, Chen Sanke took a step forward and changed the subject professionally: "Dad, didn't you just say that there is good news? What good news is it?"

"Oh! Ah yes! There is good news!" Father Chen slapped his thigh, borrowed the donkey from the slope, and hurriedly dragged Chen Dongfeng and Chen Sanke into the house: "Extremely good news! Come! Let's talk about it when we enter the house."

"Boom!"

When the siblings entered their living room, Father Chen closed the anti-theft door heavily, shaking off a few wisps of dust.

Then, he locked the door, turned his head to look at Mother Chen, and said in a flattering tone: "Honey, tell me. Let me tell you the news from your side first."

"..." She gave Chen's father a threatening look. Chen's mother calmed down, smiled like a flower again, and announced to Chen Dongfeng's brother and sister: "Children, I want to tell you great news... I finally Sell ​​our family's car, house, furniture, electrical appliances... and then bet on Dongfeng to be admitted to the martial arts academy!"

Let this go.

Chen Dongfeng froze in place.

Chen Sanke was struck by lightning...

"Our family Dongfeng's reputation is not obvious now, and most of the people in Qingcheng don't know that he is a genius, so now the multiplier in the prize pool is almost a hundred times faster!"

Chen's mother raised her hands excitedly: "Our family is going to send!"

"Let's send it!" Father Chen raised his hand cooperatively.

Mother Chen rejoiced: "One hundred times!"

Father Chen was excited: "One hundred times!"

Chen Dongfeng: "..."

Chen Sanke: "..."

"Look." Father Chen's fat face was satisfied: "The children are too happy to speak."

Chen Dongfeng: "..."

Chen Sanke: "..."

"After you finish speaking, it's my turn. Cough cough."

Clearing his throat, under the gaze of Chen Sanke's despair, Father Chen also raised his hands high, announcing excitedly, "Now, I'll tell you an even bigger piece of good news! I! Successfully found a way..."

"I borrowed 500 million usury!"

"!!!" Chen Sanke was struck by lightning...

"Then, I also bet on Dongfeng. I bet that he can be admitted to the martial arts academy!" Father Chen was so excited that he couldn't help but kissed Mother Chen: "Honey! Our family is really going to get rich! This wave of blood is worth it!"

"Yeah." Chen's mother was also as happy as a little girl, forgetting the underwear incident half a minute ago, jumping up and down: "With our Dongfeng's talent, this kind of bet is like standing up and picking up money."

Father Chen: "One hundred times, one hundred times!"

Chen's mother: "I can't spend my whole life!"

Chen Sanke: "..."

Slowly regaining consciousness, looking at the laughing and overjoyed parents in front of her, Chen Sanke felt flustered, her nose was sore, and she felt like she was about to cry: "Brother, what should I do?"

Chen Dongfeng: "..."

"You... You just said something!" The girl's mentality collapsed.

"...Why don't you just bet on me to win the champion?" Chen Dongfeng frowned: "They are still too conservative."

Chen Sanke: "..."

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(End of this chapter)