My brother is obviously a waste, but he is too confident

Chapter 33 The First Round of Martial Arts Examination - Test Match

[Attention all candidates! 】

[Attention all candidates! 】

[This is the Qingcheng martial arts test command center.The opening ceremony of this year's martial arts exam will start on time in 10 minutes. 】

[All candidates are requested to go to the "Candidates Report Square" to assemble in an orderly manner. 】

【repeat!All candidates, please proceed in order...]

The sudden broadcast announcement echoed throughout the stadium.

Chen Sanke ran to the window and looked out.I saw rows of large auditoriums below, which were already full of spectators.

Shoulder to shoulder, densely packed.

At first glance, I can't help but feel my scalp tingle...

"There must be at least 5 people..."

Biting her lip, the girl turned her head and shouted to Chen Dongfeng who was on the bed: "Get up, it's time to stop, it's time to stop."

"……Well……"

Slowly open your eyes.

Chen Dongfeng immediately picked up the dead phone and glanced at the pitch-black screen.

Afterwards, he stretched his waist, squinted his eyes slightly, and sang proudly: "Who disturbs the big dream, I know it all my life. The spring in the cottage is full of sleep, and the sun is late outside the window."

Chen Sanke: "..."

"Good morning, little snack." Sitting up and getting out of bed, Chen Dongfeng straightened his clothes gracefully: "My God, may the old man bless you today."

Chen Sanke: "...Who is Chichi?"

Chen Dongfeng froze: "Your meme is worse than mine."

After tidying up his clothes, Chen Dongfeng got out of bed, picked up the windbreaker hanging by the door and put it on his body: "Is it already eleven o'clock?"

"No, [-]:[-]." Chen Sanke raised his hand and pointed to the loudspeaker in the corner of the dormitory: "It's completely late at eleven o'clock. The official asked everyone to gather in advance."

"Oh, don't worry about it." Chen Dongfeng raised the corner of his mouth: "As the main character, it usually comes out as the finale."

Chen Sanke: "Don't waste the word 'protagonist'."

"Boom boom boom!"

Just when the siblings were fighting each other, a "polite" knock on the door suddenly sounded.

"Someone is here." Chen Sanke looked towards the door.

"Go and open the door." Chen Dongfeng buttoned up his windbreaker slowly.

The girl pouted, took a few steps forward, and opened the door.

"Squeak..."

The moment the door was opened, Chen Sanke only felt a strong light piercing his eyes, and then he lost his vision for a short time.

Chen Sanke: "Ah..."

It wasn't until five seconds later, after adapting to the brightness, that she realized that the visitor was a teenager with a "Mediterranean" hairstyle.

The "strong light" just now was the light reflection caused by the other party's baldness...

"Hello." The bald boy bowed politely, his tone soft: "Excuse me, student Chen Dongfeng, do you live here?"

"Who?" Inside the room, Chen Dongfeng asked Chen Sanke: "Who is looking for me?"

Chen Sanke rubbed his eyes, then turned around: "A light bulb."

Chen Dongfeng: "?"

Bald boy: "???"

Looking at his sister in surprise, Chen Dongfeng stepped forward in doubt, and was immediately "flashed": "...It's still LED..."

Bald boy: "..."

"Hello! Student Chen Dongfeng." Covering the top of his head with his left hand to prevent the reflection of light, the bald boy stretched out his right hand with piercing eyes, "My name is Wangbingbing."

"Hello." Chen Sanke stood in front of her brother: "I'm his secretary. What can you do with my brother?"

"I..." The gaze swung between Chen Sanke and Chen Dongfeng several times, and the boy named Wangbingbing made a "snap", clasped his hands together, and bowed: "I am an admirer of classmate Chen Dongfeng!"

"Brother." Chen Sanke turned his head and said, "This is a fool."

Wang Cake: "..."

"Go." Pushing his sister away with a little disgust, Chen Dongfeng showed a smile of a superior, and shook hands with Wang Bingbing: "Hello. I'm Chen Dongfeng."

"Hello, my lord!" Wang Bingbing changed her name without comprehension: "I am also a candidate for this year's martial arts exam. I especially admire you!"

"Oh?" Chen Sanke pushed the analytical glasses: "What do you admire about him?"

"Worshiping him is a real genius!" Wang Bingbing said with a serious face, "Compared to Mr. Dongfeng, I am a complete waste!"

As he said that, the bald boy raised his arms, waved his fist, and slammed the door frame hard!

"Boom!" ——【85】

moment!The wall skin peeled off, and the masonry splashed everywhere!
The hard metal building material of the door frame was smashed in one blow.

The load-bearing walls of the entire room seemed to shake three times...

Chen Dongfeng: "..."

Chen Sanke: "..."

Taking off his analysis glasses and wiping them, the bald boy Wang Panbing sighed: "I tried my best, but only caused this little damage. Mr. Chen Dongfeng, I am really laughing at you."

Chen Dongfeng: "..."

Chen Sanke: "He can't laugh."

"What a pity!" Wang Bingbing was ashamed and raised her fist again.

"Boom!!" ——【90】

Chen Dongfeng: "..."

Chen Sanke: "..."

"Master Dongfeng, why don't you give it a try?" Wang Bingbing gave up his seat.

"...No need." Looking at the exposed steel bars inside the wall, Chen Dongfeng waved his hand calmly: "There is more than enough strength, but not enough skill. But at your age, it is not bad."

"Thank you... Thank you, Mr. Dongfeng, for your comment!" Wang Bingbing shivered, secretly happy.

He, under the mission of the family, came to "hold" Chen Dongfeng's thigh.But he himself is a genius, and he deeply knows that the "circle" is not rigid.

Be sure to show your strength and talent and gain recognition.

Otherwise, even if you just want to be a "pendant", you will be dismissed as too low-grade.

But now, judging from Chen Dongfeng's attitude, the other party obviously accepted him...

With this thought in mind, Wang Bingbing became more enthusiastic, recalling the operation of those "doglegs" to please him, and said to Chen Dongfeng: "Master Dongfeng, are you going to attend the opening ceremony? Can I go with you?"

Chen Sanke: "No..."

Chen Dongfeng: "OK. Lead the way."

"Take your sister!" Chen Sanke was angry.

"Huh?" Chen Dongfeng was puzzled: "Shouldn't I take you there?"

Chen Sanke: "...you come in."

Pulling Chen Dongfeng back, the girl said to Wang Bingbing behind the door: "My brother needs to wash up, why don't you go first."

"It's okay!" Wang Bingbing straightened her back: "It's a fan's responsibility to wait for an idol!"

"There is a realm!" Chen Dongfeng gave a thumbs up.

"Then just wait." After leaving a word, Chen Sanke decisively closed the door.

"Boom!" ——【11】

A few wisps of dust fell from the already crumbling door...

Standing in place, looking at the number "11" slowly disappearing in the lens, Wang Bingbing's eyes flickered.

"At most thirteen or fourteen years old? Can the damage easily break through double digits?"

"..."

"As expected of Chen Dongfeng's younger sister, her talent is actually above the standard line..."

……

Close the door.

Chen Sanke dragged her brother all the way to the corner of the dormitory, suppressed his anger, lowered his voice, and reprimanded: "Brother! Why are you talking about that light bulb? Don't you see that he has bad intentions?"

"He just worships idols." Chen Dongfeng frowned: "What's wrong with him?"

"Fart! Do you believe what he says! What if he plots against you behind his back?"

"It doesn't matter." Chen Dongfeng waved his hand: "In the face of absolute strength, all conspiracies and tricks are just clouds."

Chen Sanke was exhausted, covering her face with one hand: "But you don't have strength. It's others who have strength."

"Then why does he worship me instead?" Chen Dongfeng asked.

"So there must be something wrong with him secretly!"

"It doesn't matter. In the face of absolute strength, all problems are not problems."

Chen Sanke: "...you are hopeless."

"So, you still don't understand." Patting Chen Sanke on the shoulder, Chen Dongfeng walked towards the door: "Let's go, don't keep my little fans waiting."

"you come back!"

Pulling Chen Dongfeng back again, the girl was annoyed: "Now I finally see some hope, don't mess around. Go out later, stay calm. If that light bulb asks you something, don't talk, let me say it."

"I've given you all the lines, what about me, Chen?" Chen Dongfeng narrowed his eyes slightly: "Are you the protagonist, or am I?"

"Brother... I beg you. You are obviously a waste, where do you have the confidence?"

Chen Dongfeng: "I punch, flying sand away..."

"Boom!" ——【18】

The girl punched angrily and knocked over the mattress on the bed.

"..." Chen Dongfeng was silent, and made a "please" gesture: "Forget it, I'd better listen to you. After all, even if there are 3000 beauties in the harem, I still spoil you alone."

Putting away her fists, Chen Sanke waved in front of her brother like a threat: "Don't talk nonsense. All actions are subject to my command! Don't make arbitrary claims!"

"Let's go. Follow your command."

Opening the half-damaged door, Chen Sanke led Chen Dongfeng out of the dormitory, and bowed slightly to Wang Bingbing who was still waiting in the corridor: "Sorry for keeping you waiting."

"It's okay!" Wang Bingbing said immediately: "It's my honor to wait for Lord Dongfeng."

Hearing this, Chen Dongfeng nodded in relief: "He is an honest child..."

Chen Sanke glanced back.

Chen Dongfeng immediately shut up, put his hands in his pockets, and acted like a handsome man.

Looking around between the siblings, Wang Bingbing thought for a moment, raised his wrist to look at the time, and suggested: "Master Dongfeng, this little sister, it's getting late, let's go down now." .Don't be late."

"Yeah." Nodding, Chen Sanke also pretended to look at his cartoon watch: "It's really too late. But my brother seems to have to go to the bathroom. Otherwise... little brother, you should go first."

"Go to the toilet?!" Wang Bingbing was pleasantly surprised: "What a coincidence! I also wanted to go to the toilet just now. But I was afraid that you were in a hurry, so I kept holding back. Let's go together! The bathroom on the fifth floor, go to the bathroom. It feels good to wake up."

Chen Sanke: "..."

"Should I go?" Chen Dongfeng asked for instructions.

"Ken... Definitely going, didn't you just say you want to pee?" Chen Sanke lightly brushed her hair, pretending to be nonchalant and smiled at Wang Panbing.

"That's good." Chen Dongfeng looked at Wang Bingbing and waved: "Lead the way."

"Come on! My lord, this way please!"

After half a minute.

Chen Dongfeng with an indifferent face, Chen Sanke with an irritable face, and Wang Bingbing with a doggy face, came to the bathroom on the fifth floor together.

After looking at the women's room on the left and the men's room on the right, Chen Dongfeng turned his head and continued to ask for instructions: "Should I go to the men's room or the women's room."

Chen Sanke: "...the men's room."

"That's good." Chen Dongfeng nodded, lifted his pants, and strode into the bathroom.

"Then...then I'll go in too." Nodding and bowing to Chen Sanke, Wang Bingbing followed closely behind...

Enter the bathroom.

Close to urinals.

As soon as Chen Dongfeng unbuttoned his pants, Wang Bingbing came up to him, surprised and said, "As expected of a super genius! Master Dongfeng, you have a lot of money."

"It's okay." Confident as Chen Dongfeng, after this scene, he turned his back shyly: "It's quite heavy, and it's not convenient to drag it around."

Wang Bingbing: "My lord, you pissed on the floor."

Chen Dongfeng: "Just don't look at me."

"Oh." The bald boy hurried to the pool next door, and while unbuttoning his belt, he said, "Master Dongfeng, there is a saying, I don't know whether to ask it or not."

"But it's okay to ask."

"You seem to be..." Wang Bingbing hesitated for a while, and tentatively said, "Are you afraid of your sister?"

"It's not that I'm afraid." Chen Dongfeng shook his pants and pulled up his pants: "That's love."

Wang Cake: "???"

"You don't understand." Chen Dongfeng put his hands in his pockets and looked up at the ceiling, as if recalling: "My sister is a typical brother-controller. In her world, I am everything."

"Oh..." Wang Bingbing suddenly said, "I seem to understand."

Chen Sanke outside the toilet: "..."

"Actually, it's not her fault. After all, her brother is so outstanding." Chen Dongfeng closed his eyes and smiled at the corner of his mouth: "So talented, so talented, so unparalleled. Every day when she goes out, she hears everything It's people's admiration and love for me. As a girl who hasn't fully established her three views, she naturally adores her brother hopelessly."

Chen Sanke outside the toilet: "..."

"But you understand." Chen Dongfeng looked at Wang Bingbing: "A child, the strongest thing is possessiveness. Facing such a shining brother, she thinks about it day and night, and her mentality is gradually distorted. Unacceptable, unbearable , can't bear me leaving him"

Chen Sanke: "..."

"In the end, it became what you saw just now." Chen Dongfeng shrugged: "I don't want anyone to get close to me. I want to PUA against me."

"So that's how it is...so that's how it is." Wang Bingbing slapped his forehead, and he understood everything through cultivation: "And then, Master Dongfeng, in order not to make your sister sad, you chose to accept her possessiveness."

"That's right." Chen Dongfeng nodded and sighed: "After all, the source of everything is because I am too good. I have to take responsibility."

Chen Sanke: "..."

"Good brother!" Wang Bingbing gave a thumbs up in admiration: "I must publicize such an unforgettable family relationship to the media. Let the world feel your charm!"

"Hey." With a wave of his hand, Chen Dongfeng said calmly: "There is nothing to publicize. After all, she is my own sister, and she has mental problems because of me. It is right to spoil her."

Chen Sanke: "...Have you guys finished pissing? Do you really think I dare not go in?"

Chen Dongfeng and Wang Bingbing looked at each other without saying a word.

"She's shy."

"Yeah yeah……"

……

[All candidates! 】

[There are 5 minutes left in the opening ceremony of the martial arts exam. 】

[Candidates who have not yet assembled, please go to the Candidate Report Square to gather immediately...]

A few more minutes later, accompanied by the radio's "buzzing" call.

Chen Dongfeng and Wang Bingbing walked out of the men's room refreshed.

"This bathroom is quite comfortable to use." Chen Dongfeng commented.

……

(End of this chapter)