My brother is obviously a waste, but he is too confident
Chapter 48 That's Reasonable
Chapter 48 That's Reasonable
"Medical issues, you can fool a layman, but you can't fool me."
The doctor held Chen Dongfeng's forearm with his left hand and his four fingers with his right hand, his eyes flickered: "Your dislocation is not caused by controlling force at all."
Hearing this, Chen Sanke's expression turned ugly.
Chen Dongfeng also narrowed his eyes: "...you see it?"
"Any orthopedic surgeon can tell." The doctor sneered.
"Okay then." Chen Dongfeng shrugged, still with a calm expression: "You are right. My dislocation was indeed not caused by punching."
"It's unreasonable to dislocate the side caused by a straight punch." The doctor stood up straight, and looked up and down Chen Dongfeng with keen eyes: "Since it's not punching, then... as the most talented candidate in this year's exam, how did this dislocation come about?" Woolen cloth."
"Jerking off." Chen Dongfeng said.
doctor:"……"
Chen Sanke: "?"
"...So that's how it is." The doctor was silent for a moment, then suddenly understood.
Chen Sanke: "???"
Doctor: "That's reasonable."
Chen Sanke was surprised: "How is this reasonable?!"
"Ah." Chen Dongfeng shook his head and sighed, "It's too hard."
"The body is strong, understandable." The doctor comforted.
Chen Sanke was shocked: "Understanding! Wow! Can masturbation cause dislocation?!"
"Be careful next time." The doctor said with a serious expression, "Don't use too much force."
Chen Dongfeng nodded: "Understood, thank you doctor."
"It's okay. This is what I should do." The doctor smiled.
Chen Sanke yelled: "Are you a doctor after all?!"
"Then let's start." Chen Dongfeng pointed to his wrist: "Help me pick it up."
"No problem." The doctor made an OK gesture.
Chen Sanke: "...Can't you hear what I'm saying..."
"Crack!"
The next second, the doctor's hands trembled slightly.Chen Dongfeng's slightly twisted wrist returned to its original position.
"Okay." The doctor let go and took a step back.
Chen Dongfeng flicked his wrist tentatively, and nodded in satisfaction: "It doesn't hurt anymore."
Chen Sanke: "..."
"Is there any other disease?" The doctor asked, "I mean the physical one. Is there anything wrong with it?"
"Yes." Chen Dongfeng turned his head to look at Chen Sanke, and said, "My sister's brain is not quite right, can you help me?"
"Fart!! Only my brain is normal!"
"It looks like..." The doctor stared at Chen Sanke with a worried look on his face: "There is indeed something wrong."
Chen Sanke: "..."
"Pry it open." Chen Dongfeng suggested: "See if there is shit inside."
……
After the doctor leaves.
Chen Sanke hurriedly closed the door, turned to Chen Dongfeng and asked, "Is that doctor a fool? Would he believe such an outrageous reason?"
"My stupid little sister." Chen Dongfeng stood in front of the window, with his hands behind his back, looking at the field: "It is because he is a smart person that he believes it."
Chen Sanke: "What do you mean?"
"Stupid you, you will never understand." Turning around, Chen Dongfeng walked towards the bed: "Don't bother me. The deity needs to rest. Call me again when the preliminaries start in the afternoon."
"You all know that the preliminaries are coming, don't you make some plans?"
"Plan, plan, plan. Are you bored or not?" Chen Dongfeng frowned, lying on the bed in the shape of "Tai": "One force will defeat ten meetings, one force will break ten thousand laws. As a champion, just hit it and it's over." gone."
Chen Sanke: "But you are a piece of trash, you can't beat me."
Chen Dongfeng: "...Hoo zzZ..."
Chen Sanke: "..."
Walking to the side of the bed, she stretched out her hand and pushed Chen Dongfeng's body hard, and found that the other party had indeed "fallen asleep in a second". The girl pursed her lips, and could only sit on the side of the bed irritably and sulking.
……
Time, like the water in the toilet, always rushes by with the push of a button.
soon.
The first event of the Qingcheng Wushu Examination - the screening round is over.
No surprises.Chen Dongfeng won No.1 in the selection round.
The terrifying score of "120" directly tops all martial arts exams in the country this year.
And through the external communication of Qingcheng local media, the name "Chen Dongfeng" has gradually become known to more and more people.
On-the-spot breakthrough, level 0.9, damage value reduced to "1" point...
Every keyword is enough to be on the top searches in the province.
Let alone form one.
It is conceivable that when this martial arts exam is over, Chen Dongfeng, who won the "No. [-] Scholar", will definitely become a super genius second only to "Yi Bahuang" and become famous all over the country...
After the screening round.
The eliminated candidates left sadly.
Candidates who advanced came to the dormitory full of joy, taking a short rest while preparing for the afternoon preliminaries.
"Grandpa, Chen Dongfeng's odds are changing more and more."
Next door to Chen Dongfeng's room, in dormitory No. 504, Wang Bingbing was negotiating nervously with his entourage, the bald old man: "With the current ratio, betting is no longer meaningful."
"Well, I know." The bald old man nodded: "Fortunately, before this morning, the family put all the cash they could withdraw on Chen Dongfeng."
"How much of the family's property is the money that was pressed?" Wang Bingbing asked.
"more than half."
"That's really... going to make a fortune." Wang Bingbing let out a satisfied breath.
"That's right." The corners of the bald old man's lips turned upward, and he walked to the bedside to look at the scenery below: "Last night, I asked to bet all the funds on Chen Dongfeng's championship, and some idiots in the family disagreed. Now? Hehehe, They all came to hold my stinky feet."
"But I never thought that Chen Dongfeng's talent could reach this level." Wang Bingbing raised his head and sighed.
"Yes." The bald old man was also in a trance.
Before today, they believed that Chen Dongfeng's talent was limited to the level of "the mainstay of the future country" at most.
But he didn't expect to be directly pressed on "Dabao"!
A golden legend appeared on the spot...
"The joys and sorrows of life are really exciting." The bald old man faintly excited.
"Grandpa, the betting has stopped. What shall we do next?" Wang Pancake got up and asked.
"Keep the original plan." Turning around, the bald old man looked directly at Wang Bingbing seriously: "Continue to build a good relationship with Chen Dongfeng. Hold this thigh tightly, let alone the position of the next generation of our family, even with the help of Chen Dongfeng Next, our family can become a first-class force!"
"A first-class force..." Wang Bingbing was short of breath and clenched his fists tightly: "I see, Grandpa, I will lick it well."
"Lick!" the bald old man emphasized.
"Yes! Lick hard!"
……
(End of this chapter)
"Medical issues, you can fool a layman, but you can't fool me."
The doctor held Chen Dongfeng's forearm with his left hand and his four fingers with his right hand, his eyes flickered: "Your dislocation is not caused by controlling force at all."
Hearing this, Chen Sanke's expression turned ugly.
Chen Dongfeng also narrowed his eyes: "...you see it?"
"Any orthopedic surgeon can tell." The doctor sneered.
"Okay then." Chen Dongfeng shrugged, still with a calm expression: "You are right. My dislocation was indeed not caused by punching."
"It's unreasonable to dislocate the side caused by a straight punch." The doctor stood up straight, and looked up and down Chen Dongfeng with keen eyes: "Since it's not punching, then... as the most talented candidate in this year's exam, how did this dislocation come about?" Woolen cloth."
"Jerking off." Chen Dongfeng said.
doctor:"……"
Chen Sanke: "?"
"...So that's how it is." The doctor was silent for a moment, then suddenly understood.
Chen Sanke: "???"
Doctor: "That's reasonable."
Chen Sanke was surprised: "How is this reasonable?!"
"Ah." Chen Dongfeng shook his head and sighed, "It's too hard."
"The body is strong, understandable." The doctor comforted.
Chen Sanke was shocked: "Understanding! Wow! Can masturbation cause dislocation?!"
"Be careful next time." The doctor said with a serious expression, "Don't use too much force."
Chen Dongfeng nodded: "Understood, thank you doctor."
"It's okay. This is what I should do." The doctor smiled.
Chen Sanke yelled: "Are you a doctor after all?!"
"Then let's start." Chen Dongfeng pointed to his wrist: "Help me pick it up."
"No problem." The doctor made an OK gesture.
Chen Sanke: "...Can't you hear what I'm saying..."
"Crack!"
The next second, the doctor's hands trembled slightly.Chen Dongfeng's slightly twisted wrist returned to its original position.
"Okay." The doctor let go and took a step back.
Chen Dongfeng flicked his wrist tentatively, and nodded in satisfaction: "It doesn't hurt anymore."
Chen Sanke: "..."
"Is there any other disease?" The doctor asked, "I mean the physical one. Is there anything wrong with it?"
"Yes." Chen Dongfeng turned his head to look at Chen Sanke, and said, "My sister's brain is not quite right, can you help me?"
"Fart!! Only my brain is normal!"
"It looks like..." The doctor stared at Chen Sanke with a worried look on his face: "There is indeed something wrong."
Chen Sanke: "..."
"Pry it open." Chen Dongfeng suggested: "See if there is shit inside."
……
After the doctor leaves.
Chen Sanke hurriedly closed the door, turned to Chen Dongfeng and asked, "Is that doctor a fool? Would he believe such an outrageous reason?"
"My stupid little sister." Chen Dongfeng stood in front of the window, with his hands behind his back, looking at the field: "It is because he is a smart person that he believes it."
Chen Sanke: "What do you mean?"
"Stupid you, you will never understand." Turning around, Chen Dongfeng walked towards the bed: "Don't bother me. The deity needs to rest. Call me again when the preliminaries start in the afternoon."
"You all know that the preliminaries are coming, don't you make some plans?"
"Plan, plan, plan. Are you bored or not?" Chen Dongfeng frowned, lying on the bed in the shape of "Tai": "One force will defeat ten meetings, one force will break ten thousand laws. As a champion, just hit it and it's over." gone."
Chen Sanke: "But you are a piece of trash, you can't beat me."
Chen Dongfeng: "...Hoo zzZ..."
Chen Sanke: "..."
Walking to the side of the bed, she stretched out her hand and pushed Chen Dongfeng's body hard, and found that the other party had indeed "fallen asleep in a second". The girl pursed her lips, and could only sit on the side of the bed irritably and sulking.
……
Time, like the water in the toilet, always rushes by with the push of a button.
soon.
The first event of the Qingcheng Wushu Examination - the screening round is over.
No surprises.Chen Dongfeng won No.1 in the selection round.
The terrifying score of "120" directly tops all martial arts exams in the country this year.
And through the external communication of Qingcheng local media, the name "Chen Dongfeng" has gradually become known to more and more people.
On-the-spot breakthrough, level 0.9, damage value reduced to "1" point...
Every keyword is enough to be on the top searches in the province.
Let alone form one.
It is conceivable that when this martial arts exam is over, Chen Dongfeng, who won the "No. [-] Scholar", will definitely become a super genius second only to "Yi Bahuang" and become famous all over the country...
After the screening round.
The eliminated candidates left sadly.
Candidates who advanced came to the dormitory full of joy, taking a short rest while preparing for the afternoon preliminaries.
"Grandpa, Chen Dongfeng's odds are changing more and more."
Next door to Chen Dongfeng's room, in dormitory No. 504, Wang Bingbing was negotiating nervously with his entourage, the bald old man: "With the current ratio, betting is no longer meaningful."
"Well, I know." The bald old man nodded: "Fortunately, before this morning, the family put all the cash they could withdraw on Chen Dongfeng."
"How much of the family's property is the money that was pressed?" Wang Bingbing asked.
"more than half."
"That's really... going to make a fortune." Wang Bingbing let out a satisfied breath.
"That's right." The corners of the bald old man's lips turned upward, and he walked to the bedside to look at the scenery below: "Last night, I asked to bet all the funds on Chen Dongfeng's championship, and some idiots in the family disagreed. Now? Hehehe, They all came to hold my stinky feet."
"But I never thought that Chen Dongfeng's talent could reach this level." Wang Bingbing raised his head and sighed.
"Yes." The bald old man was also in a trance.
Before today, they believed that Chen Dongfeng's talent was limited to the level of "the mainstay of the future country" at most.
But he didn't expect to be directly pressed on "Dabao"!
A golden legend appeared on the spot...
"The joys and sorrows of life are really exciting." The bald old man faintly excited.
"Grandpa, the betting has stopped. What shall we do next?" Wang Pancake got up and asked.
"Keep the original plan." Turning around, the bald old man looked directly at Wang Bingbing seriously: "Continue to build a good relationship with Chen Dongfeng. Hold this thigh tightly, let alone the position of the next generation of our family, even with the help of Chen Dongfeng Next, our family can become a first-class force!"
"A first-class force..." Wang Bingbing was short of breath and clenched his fists tightly: "I see, Grandpa, I will lick it well."
"Lick!" the bald old man emphasized.
"Yes! Lick hard!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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