China Entertainment Eunuch

Chapter 150 Fish Fried Show
"F*ck, shit, shit! As expected of a national team player, he's fierce!"

"Because I have self-confidence and absolute strength, I dare to say such a thing!"

"Then who is the first to appear? It's too bad luck!"

"Hahaha, Hua Chenyu is the first to appear!"

"This is too dramatic!"

"I have a question. Does Teacher Han Hong know that Hua Chenyu is the first to appear on stage? If she knows, then isn't she clearly against the program crew? If she doesn't know, then doesn't she not know the nature of the matter? After all The program group is promoting Hua Chenyu!"

Amidst everyone's discussion, Hua Chenyu has already stepped onto the stage casually.

As before, his face was already covered in heavy, zombie-like foundation, and the same heavy eyeshadow.

Six words to describe: people are not people, ghosts are not ghosts!

This set was all learned from the Korean district, and he didn't even learn the essence, which made people feel sick for a while.

The next step is his set of steps, which is a cliché!
"I don't care what you think."

"Oh oh oh~~~"

It was just the first sentence at the beginning, and everyone was hooked!

That kind of feeling, it's like Rong Rong is holding a small needle and stabbing you non-stop!

"Damn it! This mage jumped up to the gods?"

"I really can't take it anymore, it's like cursing!"

"I want to know if putting this guy at the door can ward off evil spirits?"

"It is impossible to ward off evil spirits, and you may be beaten when you go out!"

"My ears! I really need husband Zhou Zun's singing therapy!"

"Mo Dan, it's such a thing that came up, I really want to turn off the TV series! The key point is that he still can't get rid of it!"

"Honestly speaking, his creations are pretty so-so, but the stage is really weird."

"Can this be washed? So-so? Pooh, most of his songs are adapted, and the changes are nothing, making people sick!"

"I don't care, my family Huahua is very good, okay? No matter what song, I strictly follow my own rules to finish it!"

"Brother, rest in peace, I really didn't catch my 40-meter broadsword! I accidentally injured a friendly army!"

"Don't worry! Teacher Han Hong will come to clean him up soon!"

"Let me show you guys the shit behind the smile first! Hahahahahaha Hua Chenyu hahahaha!"

"Pfft! Upstairs, you are really talented!!!"

Amid everyone's complaints, Hua Chenyu's wonderful performance of "How To" finally came to an end.

Uncle Benshan has a classic line: Others ask for money for singing, but you sing for death.

It's very suitable here.

But Hua Chenyu not only wanted money, but also his life.

It is strongly recommended that Hua Chenyu compensate every audience who has listened to his songs. In addition to mental damage, there is also the cost of ear treatment.

After all, he was also forcibly supported by capital, and he was not short of money at all.

Suddenly, the red light flashed, and Hua Chenyu stood in the center of the stage, showing a dazed and silly smile again, thinking he was cute and innocent.

If it was the previous episodes, perhaps many of his live fans would cheer for it.

But now, there was only a whimper.

This set is really too stupid, no one wants to eat this set anymore.

After all, he is already a young man in his 20s, why pretend to be innocent and cute?
Pretending to be pure was struck by lightning!

Then came Han Hong's singing!
Worthy of the name of the national team!

"I'm not AKA fat as you say
shut your mouth
My song will blow your heart to pieces
I'm really not what you say AKA stupid fat
My mother don't know what the hell is that
what the hell
I'm not what you say AKA fat
shut your mouth
My song will blow your heart to pieces"

"."

A majestic original rap song shocked the entire Internet, and immediately attracted countless applause from the audience!

In everyone's impression, Han Hong basically sang high notes, and suddenly started rapping, and it exploded like this. It was true that everyone didn't expect it, and it caused a huge contrast in an instant.

"Oh my god! Teacher Han Hong still has such a side!"

"It's straightforward! It's too domineering!"

"Let me just ask, how does Hua Chenyu compare with Mr. Han Hong?"

"Of course there's no comparison! Teacher Han Hong is pure rap, what kind of thing is Hua Chenyu?"

"It's over, there is no suspense for the first place in this game!"

"It's a pity for the remaining few players, they lost their hope of competing for the first place early!"

"As a Zhou Zun fan, I have to admit, this song is really too explosive!"

"The main reason is that the contrast is too great! And Zhou Zun's songs are all new songs, and most of them maintain the opera style, which will make people feel tired!"

"I just want to know what the 'Mage' players think!"

"Where's the cameraman? Hurry up and take a picture of Hua Chenyu's face at this moment, I like to see it!"

In a luxurious villa, Liuying wore a pink nightgown today and sat cross-legged in front of the computer.

This girl who used to be full of "Hua Chenyu" has completely become a fan of Zhou Zun, and she is called "Factory Flower" on the Internet, which is very happy!

She now experiences the true joy of being a fan!

Zhou Zun didn't have those messy announcements.

There is no need for her to 'fight' everywhere.

Just wait for his new song or novel or new film and television drama!

Not only that, but the quality of each song is getting higher and higher!

As a fan, it is a supreme level of enjoyment!

At this time, she was watching the show, and when she saw Teacher Han Hong appearing on stage, she couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat for Zhou Zun.

Because her father's favorite singer is Han Hong, she knows Mr. Han Hong very well.

Four words to describe: singing is invincible!

At least in China, there are not many singers who can compare to Mr. Han Hong, and even Mr. Han Hong's songs, few people can sing them completely, especially the treble part.

And the rap that Han Hong brought today made a layman like Liu Ying feel very good, this is the most difficult thing!

After Han Hong's performance, it was time for the judges to comment.

The audience also saw this new segment of "I Am a Singer".

A media person sitting in the front row stood up and praised Han Hong, including some criticisms of Hua Chenyu. Everyone didn't think there was any problem.

Because the gap between the two is really too big.

One is in the Tianshan Mountains, and the other is not even in the ground, at most it is in the soil.

But then, the Sun Ye judge actually brought Zhou Zun in to criticize together!
"Learn from your seniors! Don't be fooled by your fans' phrases of 'factory flower'!"

"Every song is an opera, destined not to have great achievements"

Every word Sun Ye said, even the punctuation marks, didn't give Zhou Zun any face.

He almost pointed at Zhou Zun's face and cursed.

"How does this ugly monster talk? It's our fans' pleasure to call the factory flower, so who cares?"

"Exactly! Before Zhou Zun sang, you started to scold him? Isn't this clear about Zhou Zun?"

"I suspect that this guy was specially invited by Hua Chenyu to bury Zhou Zun. It's very possible!"

"Originally, your so-called 'factory flower' is no match for Mr. Han Hong, why don't you let people talk about it?"

"You haven't played yet, how do you know you can't compare?"

"Just after Han Lei finished singing that song, do you still think Zhou Zun has a chance? You are so naive!"

"."

Because of Sun Ye's words, the audience actually started to fight each other in the barrage, and the barrage was several times higher than before.

In fact, most of Zhou Zun's fans are very rational. After their own judgment, they all think that Zhou Zun will probably not be able to compare with Han Hong in this match, so they don't have so much confidence when they speak!

But Liuying is young and energetic, but she can't bear that anger, and starts to fight directly with a "crackling"!
She had previously defended Hua Chenyu on the Internet, and now she is defending Zhou Zun.

In short, it's okay to insult Hua Chenyu, but you can't bring Zhou Zun!
May I ask, how can papa and chocolate be confused?

Director Han Hong is also very provocative. At this time, the director directly cut the camera to Zhou Zun's lounge.

But to the surprise of many people, Zhou Zun didn't show any angry expression at this time.

Looking closely, the corners of his mouth even curled up a bit, as if he heard some nice joke.

"Fuck! Is this the legendary contemptuous smile?"

"Hahaha, Zhou Zun's husband showed his 'disdain' to the fullest!"

"No wonder you can act with Master Xing, this acting skill is really amazing!"

"Zhou Zun: What nonsense are you talking about there? You can call again when I come on stage, okay?"

"After being questioned, it is so calm, such a state of mind and mood, admiration, at least few people in the entertainment industry can do it!"

The next few players who played were mediocre.

To be honest, these few players who can appear as the first contestants of "I Am a Singer" are still quite capable, but it is a pity that they sang before them, the singers of the national team, and the rap skills of each of them are very average. Their performance became lackluster!

finally--

Zhou Zun will be on stage soon!

"Everyone should know that we have a unique kind of opera in China called puppet theater!"

"For the older generation of artists."

"Next will be an original song!"

Hearing He Rihuo's introduction, everyone immediately guessed who the singer was.

Opera, who else?

After Zhou Zun took the stage, another wave of cheers erupted.

The reason is that Zhou Zun dressed exactly like a rapper this time, looking very classy!
This is completely different from the previous two stages and has a great contrast.

Now, everyone can't help but look forward to it even more!

Then, a melodious but playful prelude sounded.

The prelude is very strong, at least when people listen to it, they know that it is very suitable for rap, and even want people to start to swing.

At the same time, the big screen on the stage lights up, and an old man and his puppet appear.

The puppet was dressed exactly like Jun Mo!
In an instant, everyone in front of the screen felt their scalps go numb.

What's the story?
“Two trailer park girls go round the outside”

“Round the outside round the outside”

“Two trailer park girls go round the outside”

“Round the outside round the outside”

"Guess who's back"

"Back again"

"Shady's back"

"Tell a friend"

Immediately afterwards, Zhou Zun's singing sounded.

At the same time, the story of the old man and the puppet officially began.

Watch the stories on the screen and listen to the sounds of nature.

Everyone gradually became addicted to it.

Ragged and painted, haggard and bright!
Feel the feelings between the old man and the puppet.

But soon-

After everyone reacted, the expressions on their faces lost control!
"Zhou Zun's husband's style has changed a lot! It turns out to be pure English!"

"It sounds exciting, although I can't understand it."

"Who said Zhou Zun's unchanging style just now? The slap in the face came too fast like a tornado!"

"What the hell! Zhou Zun knows so many things, it's amazing!"

"Zhou Zun's voice matches the story behind, it's too strong!"

"It's scary! It's so scary, how much Zhou Zun is hiding from us!"

"It's really hard to say now! Who said the national team will be stable?"

"Mr. Han Hong probably didn't expect that she just came to the variety show to fry fish casually, and she turned out a shark!"

At this moment, the barrage directly fried the pot.

More than when they were fighting each other just now.

Jinzun Entertainment.

Today the company has a guest: Nicole Kidman!
Because of the big sale of "Moulin Rouge", she came here specifically to thank her.

At this time, Wang Zuxian and Nicole Kidman were watching "I Am a Singer" in the office.

One is a beauty from the mainland area, and the other is a beauty from the Australian area. Their every move is extremely experienced and moving.

Wang Zuxian doesn't need to say much.

After all, she has always been popular in the mainland area, especially after starring in "A Chinese Ghost Story", her status is even more deeply rooted.

The status of this top actress in China is unquestionable.

And Nicole Kidman has also recently become famous in the mainland. With the explosion of the movie "Moulin Rouge", it only made her status more stable.

For her, without Zhou Zun's help, it would be absolutely impossible for her to be so hot.

Now, can you remember that with her big eyes, three-dimensional browbones and nose, her face full of collagen, and her charming and sexy image in the movie, she captured the hearts of countless men at once!

She still has a great affection for Zhou Zun.

After all, Zhou Zun's two songs have greatly blessed the TV series.

Everyone is also very happy when they work together. Of course, the most important thing is Zhou Zun's talent and appearance.

People say that for a girl, if she has a very high face value, then adding any card is a king bomb.

Such as education, ability, IQ, background.
Only a single out is a dead card.

Same goes for boys!

However, in the entertainment industry, it seems that appearance is everything.

But, who can refuse a handsome and talented girl?
Wang fried!

This is the king of bombs!
Female stars are no exception!

They are even more beautiful dogs!

However, there are also alternatives in the entertainment industry. After all, there are too many handsome men in the entertainment industry. Some female stars like those ugly men. The most classic is Dong Jie.

At this time, Nicole Kidman heard Zhou Zun's fairy-like singing again.

Immediately, my whole body became numb, my fingers became stiff, my hair stood on end, and my blood flow accelerated!
Everything happens in just a few seconds.

as if in an instant
Uh, I can't say this, understand it by yourself
Fortunately, she was sitting on a chair, otherwise she would have collapsed on the ground.

(End of this chapter)