Lord Buddha, Madam is in trouble again
Chapter 110 Fart——
Chapter 110 Fart - (Part [-])
That night, Lian Zheng received a very special gift from Fu Lu, which was a big white dog that looked like a wolf.
Fu Lu patted the big white dog on the head and said, "It's called Baiyanlang. I hope you can take it with you wherever you go in the future."
Lianzheng raised his eyebrows: "You also bring it to work?"
"Correct."
Lian Zheng smiled and asked, "Do I need to take it with me when I go to the bathroom?"
Fu Lu said without hesitation: "It's best to bring it."
Integrity: "..."
Lang Ye: "..."
Lian Zheng frowned lightly: "Why did you give me a dog in such a good manner?"
"Dogs can see things that ordinary people can't see, and they can protect your safety." Fu Lu said what he had thought up early in the morning.
Lianzheng also heard from Lianzhi that the dog's eyes can see some unlucky things, and he happened to be targeted by these things now, so he didn't refuse Fu Lu's kindness: "Well, I will try to keep it Take it with you."
He took the big white dog back to his room, and took his pajamas to take a bath.
Lang Ye looked around and sniffed the air again, but he didn't smell Kongxiang: "Is Lianzheng really the reincarnation of Kongxiang?"
It walked around the room, found nothing special, then jumped onto the bed and lay down on the other side of the quilt.
When Lian Zheng came out of the shower and saw the big white dog occupying his bed, he just squinted his eyes and didn't drive the big white dog off.
However, he didn't sleep well all night. He always felt that someone was staring at him, but when he opened his eyes, he only saw a dog sleeping next to him, and the feeling of being stared at disappeared.When he closed his eyes again, the feeling of being stared at came to his mind again, causing him to have nightmares all night.
Early the next morning, he came to the office with a pair of dark circles under his eyes.
Lu Qixian winked at him ambiguously: "Did you have a good time last night, so happy that you didn't sleep all night?"
Lian Zheng gave him a cold look: "Go ask the secretary to make a cup of coffee and come in."
"Oh." Lu Qixian turned around and saw the big white dog wandering in the office, and asked, "What's the matter with this dog? When did you become so sympathetic and start raising a dog?"
Now is the era of advanced technology, and wolves have long been protected as an animal, so no matter how much the big white dog looks like a wolf, everyone didn't think about wolves, nor did they think that someone would wander around with wolves.
"Sent by Lulu." Lian Zheng mentioned Fu Lu, and his indifferent face was filled with tenderness.
Lu Qixian asked: "Do you want to prepare food for it?"
"Yes." Lian Zheng opened the document for review.
The big white dog waited for Lu Qixian to leave and came to Lianzheng's side, then raised his front foot and put it on the table, wanting to see what documents Lianzheng was looking at, but the dense text made him retreat immediately.
He sighed silently, he really wasn't good for business, he jumped on the sofa and quietly flipped through the only magazine in the entire office.
When Lian Zheng heard the sound of flipping the book, he couldn't help raising his head to take a look. Seeing the big white dog flipping the book, he continued to lower his head to deal with official duties.
When it was time for the meeting, he picked up the files and left the office.
The big white dog followed immediately, and came to the meeting room with Lianzheng, and jumped to sit next to Lianzheng.
Lu Qixian, who followed the other secretaries to the meeting room, couldn't laugh or cry: "Your dog really knows how to pick a seat, it has taken my place."
The department managers who came later were secretly surprised that the always strict CEO brought a dog to work, so that's all, and brought the dog to the meeting room, isn't it afraid that it will disturb everyone's meeting?
Lianzheng looked at the big white dog: "You take another chair and sit in."
Lu Qixian's secretary immediately brought a new chair for Lu Qixian.
After Lu Qixian sat down, he announced: "The meeting has begun."
Nearly a hundred department managers quickly put on serious expressions.
It was the first time that Big White Dog participated in such a solemn meeting, so he couldn't help but sit up straight.
Lu Qixian asked while flipping through the documents: "Managers of the game department, brand design department, and event department, why do you all choose Ran Yun as the image representative? Over the years, our company has never had three departments." At the same time choose the same celebrity endorsement, can you explain why?"
Ran Yun?Isn't this his deadly enemy?
When the big white dog heard the word Ran Yun, he immediately pricked up his ears and put his feet on the table.
In the past, this Ran Yun would compete with him no matter if it was the acting role or the image endorsement, but now he has won three endorsements of the Lian Group in a row, which really pissed him off.
The three department managers glanced at each other, and the activity department manager said out loud, "First of all, Ran Yun is a popular star now..."
He had just said this when he heard someone say, "Fart—"
Events Manager: "..."
The managers present were all stunned, who is it?Even if he is so bold to interrupt others during a meeting, he is not afraid of being fired by the president.
Lu Qixian and Lianzheng looked at the big white dog.
The big white dog froze immediately. In order not to let them notice its strangeness, it looked at everyone innocently.
It's just a pronunciation of a single word, which didn't make Lu Qixian and Lianzheng think too much, and there are many videos of dogs speaking human words on the Internet, so it's not surprising.
Lu Qixian pushed his glasses: "Continue."
The big white dog heaved a sigh of relief.
The manager of the event department continued: "Other than Ran Yun is a popular star with tens of millions of fans, he has no scandal..."
"Tch——" Someone seemed to disbelieve what the manager of the event department said, and once again disdainfully expressed his disapproval of the manager's views.
Lu Qixian looked at the big white dog, and motioned to the manager of the event department to continue.
"His style is..."
"vomit--"
After swiping, everyone looked at the big white dog. This time, everyone finally found out who made the sound.
The manager of the activity department who was interrupted many times was angry and depressed. He couldn't take out his anger with a dog, could he?Not to mention the president's dog.
The big white dog quickly took back the tongue that had stuck out.
Lu Qixian sneered: "Manager Liu, it seems that even dogs don't believe what you say."
Manager Liu: "..."
Lu Qixian looked at the managers of the other two departments, his eyes under the lens were a bit cold: "Do you have the same opinion as Manager Liu?"
Thin cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of the manager of the game department and the manager of the brand design department. They quietly wiped their hands under the table on their clothes to wipe off the sweat from their palms.
Lu Qixian said in a deep voice, "I'm asking you something."
"Yes, yes..." The manager of the game department stammered: "Ran and Ran Yun are really good. Every time they shoot a movie, they will donate clothes to the people in the mountainous area and help build schools..."
Lu Qixian sneered: "I think it's the donation to your pockets."
He asked his secretary to put the investigation material in front of the three managers.
The three managers opened it, and it was full of evidence that they took Ran Yun's money. The three of them trembled and stood up quickly to explain: "Secretary Lu, we..."
Lu Qixian didn't want to hear more from them, so he directly interrupted them and said, "Since you have worked for the company for many years, I won't make things difficult for you, you can go through the resignation procedures yourself."
The manager of the game department shouted: "Secretary Lu, we were wronged, we didn't take his money, please trust us."
Lu Qixian's secretary didn't give them any favors, and immediately called the security guards to take them down.
Lu Qixian said to his secretary: "You call the deputy managers of these three departments."
"Yes."
(End of this chapter)
That night, Lian Zheng received a very special gift from Fu Lu, which was a big white dog that looked like a wolf.
Fu Lu patted the big white dog on the head and said, "It's called Baiyanlang. I hope you can take it with you wherever you go in the future."
Lianzheng raised his eyebrows: "You also bring it to work?"
"Correct."
Lian Zheng smiled and asked, "Do I need to take it with me when I go to the bathroom?"
Fu Lu said without hesitation: "It's best to bring it."
Integrity: "..."
Lang Ye: "..."
Lian Zheng frowned lightly: "Why did you give me a dog in such a good manner?"
"Dogs can see things that ordinary people can't see, and they can protect your safety." Fu Lu said what he had thought up early in the morning.
Lianzheng also heard from Lianzhi that the dog's eyes can see some unlucky things, and he happened to be targeted by these things now, so he didn't refuse Fu Lu's kindness: "Well, I will try to keep it Take it with you."
He took the big white dog back to his room, and took his pajamas to take a bath.
Lang Ye looked around and sniffed the air again, but he didn't smell Kongxiang: "Is Lianzheng really the reincarnation of Kongxiang?"
It walked around the room, found nothing special, then jumped onto the bed and lay down on the other side of the quilt.
When Lian Zheng came out of the shower and saw the big white dog occupying his bed, he just squinted his eyes and didn't drive the big white dog off.
However, he didn't sleep well all night. He always felt that someone was staring at him, but when he opened his eyes, he only saw a dog sleeping next to him, and the feeling of being stared at disappeared.When he closed his eyes again, the feeling of being stared at came to his mind again, causing him to have nightmares all night.
Early the next morning, he came to the office with a pair of dark circles under his eyes.
Lu Qixian winked at him ambiguously: "Did you have a good time last night, so happy that you didn't sleep all night?"
Lian Zheng gave him a cold look: "Go ask the secretary to make a cup of coffee and come in."
"Oh." Lu Qixian turned around and saw the big white dog wandering in the office, and asked, "What's the matter with this dog? When did you become so sympathetic and start raising a dog?"
Now is the era of advanced technology, and wolves have long been protected as an animal, so no matter how much the big white dog looks like a wolf, everyone didn't think about wolves, nor did they think that someone would wander around with wolves.
"Sent by Lulu." Lian Zheng mentioned Fu Lu, and his indifferent face was filled with tenderness.
Lu Qixian asked: "Do you want to prepare food for it?"
"Yes." Lian Zheng opened the document for review.
The big white dog waited for Lu Qixian to leave and came to Lianzheng's side, then raised his front foot and put it on the table, wanting to see what documents Lianzheng was looking at, but the dense text made him retreat immediately.
He sighed silently, he really wasn't good for business, he jumped on the sofa and quietly flipped through the only magazine in the entire office.
When Lian Zheng heard the sound of flipping the book, he couldn't help raising his head to take a look. Seeing the big white dog flipping the book, he continued to lower his head to deal with official duties.
When it was time for the meeting, he picked up the files and left the office.
The big white dog followed immediately, and came to the meeting room with Lianzheng, and jumped to sit next to Lianzheng.
Lu Qixian, who followed the other secretaries to the meeting room, couldn't laugh or cry: "Your dog really knows how to pick a seat, it has taken my place."
The department managers who came later were secretly surprised that the always strict CEO brought a dog to work, so that's all, and brought the dog to the meeting room, isn't it afraid that it will disturb everyone's meeting?
Lianzheng looked at the big white dog: "You take another chair and sit in."
Lu Qixian's secretary immediately brought a new chair for Lu Qixian.
After Lu Qixian sat down, he announced: "The meeting has begun."
Nearly a hundred department managers quickly put on serious expressions.
It was the first time that Big White Dog participated in such a solemn meeting, so he couldn't help but sit up straight.
Lu Qixian asked while flipping through the documents: "Managers of the game department, brand design department, and event department, why do you all choose Ran Yun as the image representative? Over the years, our company has never had three departments." At the same time choose the same celebrity endorsement, can you explain why?"
Ran Yun?Isn't this his deadly enemy?
When the big white dog heard the word Ran Yun, he immediately pricked up his ears and put his feet on the table.
In the past, this Ran Yun would compete with him no matter if it was the acting role or the image endorsement, but now he has won three endorsements of the Lian Group in a row, which really pissed him off.
The three department managers glanced at each other, and the activity department manager said out loud, "First of all, Ran Yun is a popular star now..."
He had just said this when he heard someone say, "Fart—"
Events Manager: "..."
The managers present were all stunned, who is it?Even if he is so bold to interrupt others during a meeting, he is not afraid of being fired by the president.
Lu Qixian and Lianzheng looked at the big white dog.
The big white dog froze immediately. In order not to let them notice its strangeness, it looked at everyone innocently.
It's just a pronunciation of a single word, which didn't make Lu Qixian and Lianzheng think too much, and there are many videos of dogs speaking human words on the Internet, so it's not surprising.
Lu Qixian pushed his glasses: "Continue."
The big white dog heaved a sigh of relief.
The manager of the event department continued: "Other than Ran Yun is a popular star with tens of millions of fans, he has no scandal..."
"Tch——" Someone seemed to disbelieve what the manager of the event department said, and once again disdainfully expressed his disapproval of the manager's views.
Lu Qixian looked at the big white dog, and motioned to the manager of the event department to continue.
"His style is..."
"vomit--"
After swiping, everyone looked at the big white dog. This time, everyone finally found out who made the sound.
The manager of the activity department who was interrupted many times was angry and depressed. He couldn't take out his anger with a dog, could he?Not to mention the president's dog.
The big white dog quickly took back the tongue that had stuck out.
Lu Qixian sneered: "Manager Liu, it seems that even dogs don't believe what you say."
Manager Liu: "..."
Lu Qixian looked at the managers of the other two departments, his eyes under the lens were a bit cold: "Do you have the same opinion as Manager Liu?"
Thin cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of the manager of the game department and the manager of the brand design department. They quietly wiped their hands under the table on their clothes to wipe off the sweat from their palms.
Lu Qixian said in a deep voice, "I'm asking you something."
"Yes, yes..." The manager of the game department stammered: "Ran and Ran Yun are really good. Every time they shoot a movie, they will donate clothes to the people in the mountainous area and help build schools..."
Lu Qixian sneered: "I think it's the donation to your pockets."
He asked his secretary to put the investigation material in front of the three managers.
The three managers opened it, and it was full of evidence that they took Ran Yun's money. The three of them trembled and stood up quickly to explain: "Secretary Lu, we..."
Lu Qixian didn't want to hear more from them, so he directly interrupted them and said, "Since you have worked for the company for many years, I won't make things difficult for you, you can go through the resignation procedures yourself."
The manager of the game department shouted: "Secretary Lu, we were wronged, we didn't take his money, please trust us."
Lu Qixian's secretary didn't give them any favors, and immediately called the security guards to take them down.
Lu Qixian said to his secretary: "You call the deputy managers of these three departments."
"Yes."
(End of this chapter)
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