Lord Buddha, Madam is in trouble again

Chapter 130 One hundred and eight dishes (two in one)

Bai Taiji heheed twice.

Free is of course cheap, but the purpose is not pure.

If he guessed correctly, the other party was coming for Fu Lu.

Lian Zhi was dissatisfied: "What do you mean?"

"Of course it means welcome." Bai Taiji held his hand warmly: "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome."

The welcome is real. For hundreds of years, the Yin Yang sect has been seriously injured. If they want to revive the sect, the Taoist competition is the best opportunity, and they cannot miss it.

However, the mysterious masters he invites to make up the number of people every year are either because the price is too cheap and incompetent, or they are capable and have not done their best.As a result, the reputation of Yin-Yang Temple has been getting worse and worse, and fewer and fewer people have come to practice Yin-Yang Temple. In the past ten years, almost no one has worshiped under the door of Yin-Yang Temple, so can Yin-Yang Temple be released this year? Reputation is very important.

It would be better if Lian Zhi offered to help now, but their chances of winning would be better.

Lian Zhi is very satisfied with Bai Taiji's attitude.

Thinking of Fu Lu's identity, Bai Taiji turned his head to ask Fu Lu's opinion: "Lu Lu, is there any problem?"

As long as it is for the sake of the concept of yin and yang, Fu Lu never interferes with Bai Taiji's method of managing the concept of yin and yang.

She didn't object, and turned around to leave to support Bai Taiji. Before leaving, she kicked the box containing the monsters in front of Zhongli.

"She is..." Lian Zhi was a little confused about Fu Lu's meaning, did he agree or not?

Bai Taiji spent some days with Fu Lu, and knew a little about her behavior and character: "Of course I agree with your approach."

Zhong Li was injured twice, and it was already very difficult to stand up. Enduring the severe pain, he hurriedly called Fu Lu: "Miss Fu, please wait."

Fu Lu ignored him.

"Miss Fu..." Fang Xu hurriedly ran in front of her, blocking her way: "Miss Fu, wait a minute."

Fu Lu gave him a cold look.

Fang Xu said quickly: "Didn't you say you wanted to keep the monster? I'm sending it back now."

Fu Lu said lightly: "That was before, I don't want it now, just return the box to me."

Zhongli: "..."

Fang Xu was half-dead in anger: "How long has it been, and you don't want it anymore?"

These words made Zhongli roughly understand what Fu Lu meant, and he asked, "What does Miss Fu want us to do so that we are willing to accept the monster?"

Fu Lu was silent.

Lian gave him a straight look: "You want Fu Lu to collect the monsters for you, right?"

Zhongli and Fang Xu didn't make a sound, which was regarded as acquiescing to his words.

Lian Zhi snorted: "You are worthy of being members of the special management department, and you really have the style of the special management department."

Zhong Li frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"

"Since you are asking for help, you should have the attitude of asking for help, but every time you ask someone to do something, you have an imperceptible command tone, as if everyone should help you, but they are not your slaves, nor yours. My subordinates, why do you say what we have to do?"

"..." Zhongli and Fang Xu looked at each other, were they really what Lian Zhi said?

However, the special management department is a state department, and the state department handles affairs. Shouldn't other people cooperate with them and make a contribution to the country?

Lian Zhi saw through their thoughts at a glance: "It's right to do things for the country, but not for you. Are you the country?"

Fang Xu asked hesitantly, "Is there any difference? Isn't doing things for us the same as doing things for the country?"

"Your usual tone and attitude make me think we are doing things for you."

Preface: "..."

Seeing that Fu Lu was getting further and further away, Zhong Li hurriedly called out: "Miss Fu, you...you wait, what do you want us to do to help us? Anyway, everything is negotiable."

Lian Zhi snorted coldly: "This is not bad, it barely looks like begging for help."

Zhongli: "..."

Seeing Fu Lu pause, Bai Taiji immediately understood what she meant: "Director Zhong, you should tell me what you want Lulu to do?"

Zhong Li hesitated and said, "We want to ask Miss Fu to accept me...uh, I caught a monster before accepting her."

Bai Taiji was puzzled: "Didn't you take the monster away before?"

Honestly admitting that they were powerless in front of Lian Zhi made Zhong Li very uncomfortable, and he whispered, "We sent it back again."

Bai Taiji asked: "You probably want Lulu to help you deal with the monsters."

Zhongli defaults.

Bai Taiji scoffed: "Aren't there elders in your management department? Why don't you ask them to solve it? Or did you send the monster back because you couldn't solve it?"

Lian Zhi cooperated and said: "It is obvious that the old guys in the special management department are incapable of subduing monsters and have to send them back."

Zhongli ignored them, and asked Fu Lu: "Miss Fu, please tell me, what do you want us to do in order to agree to help us?"

"Helping you with affairs, except that you will help her back in the future, that is to give money. There is no free lunch in this world. How can you let people sell you without generous conditions?" Bai Taiji stretched out a finger: " If you want Lulu to help you take care of the monsters, 50 a day, and if you want Lulu to seal the monsters, it will cost [-] million. If you want to completely eliminate the monsters, you are ready for one billion, which one do you choose?"

This price is so ridiculous that even Lian Zhi was stunned when he heard it. Yin Yang Temple is becoming more and more profitable, even daring to earn money from the country.

Fang Xu was angry: "You..."

Zhong Li quickly raised his hand, motioning him to keep silent: "Let's choose the first one."

Bai Taiji asked: "Do you pay by card or cash? Or transfer via platform?"

The corners of Fang Xu's eyes twitched: "Collecting the money so quickly? Shouldn't we do it first and then collect the money? Afraid we won't admit it?"

"It's good to know."

Preface: "..."

Zhongli took a deep breath: "I'll transfer the money, and let you take care of it for half a month."

I hope that after half a month, they will have a solution to deal with the monsters, and they won't need to pay any more after that. Choosing the first one is the most cost-effective.

Bai Taiji snorted and said, "You guys are pretty good at choosing, you know to pick the cheapest one."

Zhongli didn't talk nonsense, and immediately sent money to them.

After Bai Taiji received the money, he pretended to shout to Fu Lu: "Lu Lu, just for my sake, help them, Lu Lu, Lu Lu..."

Lian Zhi raised his eyebrows: "You call your stepdaughter so intimately, aren't you afraid that your wife will be jealous?"

Bai Taiji gave him a blank look: "My wife is not as boring as you."

Seeing that Fu Lu was about to go far away, Zhong Li turned around anxiously, but in a blink of an eye, Fu Lu appeared behind them.

Fang Xu and the others were shocked: "Didn't she walk away?"

Li Lizao smiled and said, "Do you think our formation here is for nothing? Of course it should be used to confuse people."

Preface: "..."

Fu Lu walked in front of the monster.

The monster trembled in fright on the spot: "You, what are you going to do?"

Fang Xu was stunned, and whispered in Zhongli's ear: "Isn't this monster quite powerful and arrogant? Why are you so afraid of a little girl?"

Zhongli: "..."

He also felt strange, is Fu Lu really a capable person?
Fu Lu looked down at the monster under his feet as if looking at ants, and asked quietly: "Next, you are going to fry, boil, burn, steam, fry, cook..."

She gave a series of ten cooking methods.

Lian Zhi smiled at Bai Taiji: "Just now I thought you were taking too much money, but I didn't expect you to take good care of the monster. You not only gave it food, but also let it choose how to cook it."

Bai Taiji: "..."

Monster: "..."

They didn't feel that Fu Lu was looking for food from monsters.

Seeing that the monster had been silent for a long time, Fu Lu lost his patience: "Say it quickly."

"I, can I not choose?" The monster swallowed.

Fu Lu glanced at it: "Do you have a choice?"

Monster: "..."

If not, why ask it?
Fang Xu was dissatisfied: "Miss Fu, we paid you to take care of it, not to enjoy it, why do you still care about its food?"

The monster is sad and indignant, you fools, how can this demon girl cook for it, she will be fine if she doesn't eat it.

Fu Lu looked at Fang Xu: "You give me one billion, and I can kill it directly."

Fang Xu, Zhongli, monster: "..."

Lian Zhi clicked his tongue and said, "Why are the people in the special management department so poor now, they can't even come up with a billion dollars."

These words made Zhong Li really want to hit someone. What they got was money from the state. Every money had to be applied for. Only after going through various audits could they get the money in their hands. Moreover, their department also had a budget. If it exceeded the expenditure, they I posted the money by myself. I spent a lot of money to ask the mysterious master to catch the monsters, and later gave Li Lizao and the others 20 billion, which has already greatly exceeded the budget for this month.

It's not like Lian Zhi just opened his mouth, and the Lian family immediately transferred tens of billions of money to him, which is really enviable.

Fang Xu whispered to Zhong Li: "Boss, the monsters are powerful, we shouldn't keep them, it's better to solve them once, in case of accidents in the future, and also avoid a disaster for the country, otherwise the losses will be even greater in the future."

Zhong Li also felt that what he said made sense.

"Then..." Just as he was hesitating whether to change his words, the monster suddenly said hastily: "I'll say it."

It knew that once Fu Lu took the money, it would kill it regardless of whether it told the secret of the strange treasure.

Except for Fu Lu, the others looked puzzled: "What?"

Fu Lu picked up the box and returned to the room where she used to live, threw the box on the table, and waited quietly for the other party to speak.

The monster said: "Before you say it, you have to promise me that if you say it, you can't kill me."

Fu Lu said: "The special management department didn't let me kill you as long as I was optimistic about you."

"Even if they let you kill, you can't kill."

Fu Lu's face turned cold: "If you don't say anything, the next second will be your death."

The monster didn't dare to delay: "I will snatch the treasure because I heard something 2000 years ago. By the way, have you heard of the world of comprehension?"

Fu Lu's eyes moved slightly.

The monster walked around in the box, and said: "You see, I have become stupid after being sealed for many years. As a national teacher, how could you not have heard of it?"

Fu Lu glanced at it: "I don't like listening to nonsense."

"Understood. I don't know about the situation in the cultivation world, but I heard that in the cultivation world, you can cultivate to a higher level, and you can also ascend to immortality. As us in the mortal world, there is our yearning. So everyone wants to go to the world of comprehension, but everyone can't find the entrance. Just when I was disheartened, I met a strange person." The monster recalled his previous memories: "That person wore clothes I had never seen before. His gorgeous white robe fluttered like a fairy descending to the mortal world. Not only did he have the posture of a celestial being, but he could also fly with a sword. However, he was seriously injured and seemed to be avoiding others. He sent a sound transmission to nearby creatures, saying that the entrance to the cultivation world is on a person, that is, the person named Kongxiang, and that the entrance to the cultivation world is a painting."

Surprise flashed in Fu Lu's eyes: "You mean that the strange treasure is the entrance to the world of comprehension?"

"As long as that person doesn't lie to us, it should be true. This is also the reason why I went to trouble you 2000 years ago. You didn't realize that there were so many monsters during that time, and many monsters often appeared. Appearing in front of you in danger of life and being beaten up by you?"

Fu Lu: "..."

Of course she found something strange, but she didn't know the reason, and she couldn't figure it out, thinking that the sky was about to change.

Fu Lu was puzzled: "Since Kongxiang has a treasure to go to the realm of cultivation, why doesn't he go to the realm of cultivation? If he goes to the realm of cultivation, you won't be able to grab the treasure, and he doesn't have so much trouble."

"I'm also surprised. Later I heard that Kongxiang is the gatekeeper of the entrance of the cultivation world. His responsibility is to guard the entrance and prevent everyone from entering or leaving."

Fu Lu murmured: "No wonder I haven't been able to find the entrance. It turns out that it is not in a certain place, and it is not a predestined person who can go to the cultivation world, let alone a barrier blocking the entrance so that no one can find it."

Instead, the entrance to the realm of self-cultivation was taken around by her, and it was still a painting.

"I've said everything I need to say, can you let me go, I swear I will never harm anyone in the future."

Fu Lu said lightly: "You also said the same thing 2000 years ago."

The monster was depressed: "2000 years have passed, how do you still remember these things? Your memory is too good, right?"

"You can go out if you want." Fu Lu hooked the corners of his lips: "The premise is that you want to help me with something."

"What's the matter? As long as I can do it, I will definitely not refuse." The monster has already made a plan. After it goes out, it will kill Fu Lu immediately.

Fu Lu looked at its body which was black and then red, and sneered, "You idiot."

The monster was scolded inexplicably.

Fu Lu raised his finger and poked its body: "Do you know your physical condition? As long as you have a bad idea in your heart, your body color will turn black."

The monster was stunned, and the senior looked down at his body. It was really like this. However, only the lower body was black, so he usually didn't pay attention to this situation.

"If you dare to have bad ideas for me and the people who treat me, just wait for me to make you a full banquet."

The monster trembled: "What is the Man Han Banquet?"

"One hundred and eight dishes." Fu Lu took out a golden bracelet and put it on its body. In the future, as long as the other party has any changes, it will issue an alarm. If it fails to warn, it will die with the other party.

Monster: "..."

(End of this chapter)