Lord Buddha, Madam is in trouble again

Chapter 14 My Healing is Expensive
The needle box is made of stainless steel with blue paint sprayed on the outside. It is about the size of a palm and is very convenient to put in a trouser pocket. Everyone asked curiously, "Little girl, have you ever studied acupuncture?"

"The little girl knows acupuncture at a young age, it's amazing."

"The little girl is a student of the university's medical department, right?"

Fu Lu didn't answer, and opened the needle box, revealing a box full of long needles for sewing quilts.

Everyone froze and looked at each other.

"This..." Someone said uncertainly: "Why is the little girl's acupuncture needles the same as my family's quilt needles?"

"Acupuncture needles still have pinholes?"

"Why are these acupuncture needles different from the ones I've seen before? Is this really an acupuncture needle?"

of course not.

This is the sewing needle that Fu Lu bought in the store, it is for self-defense, otherwise he would not carry it with him at all times.

"The main reason for the redness and swelling of the old man's knee is the gout." She pressed the painful part of the old man's knee, and inserted the long needle that condensed mana into the part that she pressed.

Mr. An endured the pain and smiled and said: "The little girl really has two brushes, and she can tell that I have gout at a glance, then you should also see that the pain in the paint cover is due to me, and it has nothing to do with the little Taoist bumping into it. You Don't scold him when you go back."

Bai Yinyang looked at him with teary eyes: "Is it really nothing to do with poverty?"

"Of course it's true." Mr. An smiled and pinched Bai Yinyang's little face: "I won't lie to a good boy."

Fu Lu took advantage of Mr. An's words to distract his attention, and quickly pricked a bunch of needles on his knees and palms and toes: "Wait until the swelling subsides before pulling out the needles, which will ensure that you will not relapse within three months."

"Really?" Mr. An has had many famous doctors look at his knees, and they all said that he needs long-term treatment before he can gradually get better. Now this little girl who came out of nowhere only needs a few needles to heal. It's unbelievable that he won't relapse within three months, but the knee pain has indeed eased a lot.

"Lulu said that if she doesn't relapse within three months, she will definitely not relapse." Bai Yinyang is very confident in her sister who just met.

Fu Lu hooked the corners of his lips and sat aside quietly waiting for the seeds to disappear.

The other old people went to tease Bai Yinyang again, because Bai Yinyang was so cute that they liked it very much.

"Little Taoist priest, you haven't said when grandma's son will get married."

The reason why Bai Yinyang said that he could tell fortunes before was because he wanted to make money to heal Qi Gai for Mr. An, and that's why everyone asked him to tell fortunes.

He sat on the stone chair, imitating his father and put on a very old-fashioned look: "Pimpedao needs your son's birth date to figure out his affairs."

The old lady casually said a birth date.

Bai Yinyang stretched out his small hand to calculate, and his serious appearance made everyone laugh again.

He frowned: "Grandma, the birthday horoscope you mentioned is a girl's horoscope, not your son's horoscope."

The old lady looked surprised: "Little Taoist priest, do you really know fortune-telling?"

She used to say horoscopes casually to amuse the children to amuse the children.

Bai Yinyang said angrily: "Pindao is a good boy, he never lies."

Mr. An said with a smile: "Yes, the little Taoist is a good boy, so don't tease him."

Others asked the old lady: "Is what you just said really not your son's horoscope?"

The old lady shook her head: "No."

Everyone looked at Bai Yinyang in surprise: "Hey, maybe this little Taoist priest really has some real skills."

The old lady apologized to Bai Yinyang: "Little Taoist priest, it was grandma who was wrong just now. Grandma is here to say sorry to you. Grandma shouldn't have lied to you. Don't blame grandma, okay?"

"For the sake of your voluntary confession, Pindao forgives you, but this is not an example." Lord Bai Yinyang forgave her a lot.

The old lady laughed happily: "Then why don't you help grandma do the divination?"

Bai Yinyang nodded: "You can't lie to the poor again."

The old lady didn't want to talk about her son's horoscope in front of too many people, so she whispered a few words in Bai Yinyang's ear.

The horoscope cannot be revealed casually, and other people can understand the behavior of the old lady.

Bai Yinyang pinched his fingers and calculated: "Your son will get married this month."

The old lady was a little anxious and said: "Get married so soon? My wife and I got married without seeing the woman? But there are only a few days left in this month. Can we prepare for it? They won't just register for marriage, will they? "

Bai Yinyang blinked his beautiful eyes and looked at the old lady, as if he didn't quite understand what the old lady said. After all, he was only a two-year-old child, so he didn't know about the adult marriage.

Seeing that he was at a loss, Fu Lu sighed silently: "What the little Taoist means is that your son will bring his girlfriend back to see you this month, and he will not get married until half a year later."

The old lady was stunned: "But the little Taoist just said..."

"He is just a two-year-old child, and he doesn't know the real meaning of marriage, so he mistakenly thinks that your son bringing his girlfriend back to see you is marriage."

The old lady suddenly became enlightened, and said with a smile: "Look, I was so anxious that I forgot that the little Taoist priest is just a child."

"Little Taoist priest, you can also tell grandpa whether the child in grandpa's daughter-in-law is a boy or a girl." An old man was afraid that others would tell the fortune first, so he hurriedly told Bai Yinyang his daughter-in-law's horoscope in Bai Yinyang's ear. .

Others said: "Science is so advanced now, if you want to know whether it is a man or a woman, you can go to the hospital and find out. Is it necessary to find someone to count?"

The old man snorted: "The country does not allow hospitals to identify the sex of fetuses. Of course, I, a law-abiding citizen, cannot do illegal things."

Bai Yinyang pinched her fingers and calculated, then grinned: "They are two lovely younger sisters."

When the old man heard that it was his daughter again, his smile disappeared immediately. When he returned, he would definitely persuade his daughter-in-law to abort the child. She had already given birth to a daughter before, and the next child should also give birth to a son for their family to carry on the family line.

Fu Lu stared at the old man's face and squinted his eyes, and said softly: "Congratulations to the old man for having three good granddaughters who will be filial to you in the future. This is a good fortune from your previous generation, and no one else can envy you."

Everyone congratulated the old man one after another, their eyes full of envy.

"Haha, thank you, thank you all." The old man's vanity suddenly soared, and the idea of ​​persuading his daughter-in-law to have an abortion also dissipated. He decided to buy a chicken for his daughter-in-law when he returned home.

"Little Taoist—"

Seeing that someone wanted to tell Bai Yinyang's fortune again, Fu Lu stood up and said, "This is the end of the fortune-telling."

Bai Yinyang nodded her head: "Father said, you can only do trigrams a day, otherwise you will lose your lifespan."

In fact, as long as everyone pays for fortune-telling, and he uses the money to do good deeds, he can still continue to count, but he is still young, so his father didn't mention this matter to him.

Someone said: "But you only calculated two hexagrams."

Bai Yinyang said: "Just now, Grandma lied to me with the horoscope."

old lady:"……"

Everyone felt very sorry: "Will the little Taoist come tomorrow?"

Bai Yinyang smiled at Fu Lu: "When Lulu comes, the poor will come."

Fu Lu didn't look at him, and knelt down to take the needle from Mr. An's leg.

Mr. An found that his knee, which had been hurting for a long time, was no longer painful or swollen, and he patted his knee happily: "Okay, it's really healed, little girl, your acupuncture skills are really good, many Famous doctors can't heal my leg, you can heal it after a few injections, little girl, you can make an offer, and I will transfer the medical expenses to you."

"No need." Fu Lu threw the needle back into the needle box.

Mr. An was not polite to her, and asked again, "If I relapse in the future, can I seek medical treatment from you again?"

"My medical bills are expensive."

"How expensive is it?"

"Price starting from one million."

Others clicked their tongues: "So expensive?"

Fu Lu ignored them, turned around and left.

"Lulu, wait for the poor." After running two steps, Bai Yinyang remembered his electric car, and hurried back to drive to chase Fulu.

　Babies, have you collected it yet?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)