Lord Buddha, Madam is in trouble again

Chapter 293
In order to show respect for the Tianji Sect, after separating from Lianzheng, Fu Lu did not teleport to Shangquanfeng with his two children, but first came to the gate of the Tianji Sect.

When the disciple guarding the door saw three people appearing suddenly, he was startled first, and then looked at each other vigilantly: "Who are you?"

When they saw who the other party was, they exclaimed in surprise: "Ahhh—"

Fu Lu: "..."

Bai Yinyang and Bai Liangyi stared at them blankly.

"It's Master Fu's uncle who's back, it's Master Fu's uncle who's back, hurry up and tell the master." A female disciple was the first to recover, and hurriedly took out a sound transmission talisman to notify Tang Hua.

When Tang Hua and Tang Zong received the news, Fu Lu had teleported to the entrance of Shangquanfeng Hall.

Bai Yinyang and Bai Liangyi slid from Fu Lu to the ground, and shouted happily into the hall while running: "Master, Master, we are back."

Tang Zong, who was about to pick up people at the gate, heard his apprentice's voice, came out with a hearty laugh, and hugged them: "You two little bastards, Master misses you to death."

The voice of Shangquanfeng missing two children was very quiet, which made him very uncomfortable. He hoped that Fu Lu or others would send the children back quickly every day.

Bai Yinyang and Bai Liangyi hugged his neck, and said sweetly, "Master, we miss you too."

Tang Zong smiled and rubbed their little cheeks with his forehead: "I didn't hurt you two little guys in vain."

Bai Liangyi said: "Master, Yin Yang and I brought you a small gift."

Tang Zong asked with a smile, "What kind of gift is it?"

Bai Liangyi and Bai Yinyang each took out a fruit plate and a vegetable plate from their storage rings, on which were various fruits and vegetables.

This was brought out by them at the Xianjia Banquet, and they said they wanted to honor the old master, so Hei Lu was in charge of arranging the pre-cut fruits into a distinctive big flower, and Hei Lu was in charge of arranging the dishes. But also put very neatly.

Tang Zong noticed that the fruits and vegetables exuded an aura stronger than aura, so he couldn't help being stunned: "This is..."

Before he tasted it carefully, Bai Yinyang and Bai Liangyi each used a small fork to fork a piece of fruit and meat and put it in his mouth: "Master, eat."

"You guys are so good." Tang Zong was so moved that he wanted to take the poison even in front of him.

He opened his mouth and ate the fruit and meat into his mouth. Not to mention the delicious taste, he could feel the same breath as the aura circulating in his body before he swallowed it completely, helping him to clear his tendons, Strengthen every part inside and outside the body, and his cultivation base is soaring crazily.

Tang Zong's eyes flashed blankly, the aura similar to spiritual energy seemed to be immortal energy.

Bai Yinyang asked: "Master, is it delicious?"

"Of course it's delicious. Even shit you feed is delicious."

Tang Zong's words made Bai Yinyang and the others giggle, and they forked a piece of meat and fruit into his mouth.

Fu Lu: "..."

It is really filial piety.

Fu Lu was not interested in seeing them again, so he walked to the hall and sat down.

When Tang Hua and the Taoist elders rushed over, Tang Zong's mouth was stuffed with meat, vegetables and fruits.

"Hmm..." Tang Zong greeted them, but his mouth was full of food and he couldn't make a sound.

Tang Hua looked disgusted: "You swallow it before you talk."

Tang Zong smiled at them.

The Taoist elder looked at the fruits and vegetables that Bai Yinyang and the others were holding in their hands, and said with a smile, "Master, your son is more blessed than you. It's great to have two disciples who are so filial to him."

Tang Hua: "..."

The Taoist elder walked up to Tang Zong, looked at the food on the plate, and said to Bai Yinyang and the others, "If I guess correctly, these vegetables and fruits are all immortal food."

"Yes." Bai Yinyang nodded her head.

"Ahem——" Tang Zong almost choked when he heard that it was from the immortal family. He quickly swallowed the food in his mouth and asked, "Where do you get the immortal food from?"

Suddenly, my heart hurts.

He just ate a small half of the food in three or two strokes.

If he had known it was fairy food, he would have tasted it slowly.

Bai Liangyi said obediently: "It was given by our great-grandfather."

"Who was your great-grandfather?"

"It's my great-grandfather."

Tang Zong: "..."

The only problem with kids is that sometimes you can't figure out what's going on from them.

Bai Yinyang gave him another piece of fruit: "Master, eat."

"Master is full, save it for later." Tang Zong didn't want to waste food, so he quickly put away all the food.

Daowai Daoist walked into the hall with a smile, and asked Fu Lu: "Little girl, didn't you ascend? Why are you descending again?"

Fu Lu said: "There are still some things that have not been handled well."

Tang Hua sat across from her and asked curiously, "After ascending, can I descend to earth at will?"

He had heard before that after ascending to a fairy, he could not descend to the mortal world at will, and if he wanted to descend to the mortal world, he had to ask the Emperor of Heaven for instructions.

Fu Lu said softly: "I lean against the big tree."

"What... what?" Tang Hua was stunned, unable to react for a while.

The real person outside the Tao said with a smile: "Have you never heard the saying that leaning against a big tree can enjoy the shade, and there are people in the heaven who can descend to the earth?"

Tang Hua: "..."

I have heard the former sentence, but I have never heard the latter sentence.

Tang Zong came in with the child in his arms: "Little girl, do you know anyone in Heaven?"

With a humming sound, Fu Lu took out a pile of cultivation-enhancing food and a pile of supplies for ascension from the storage ring and put them in the hall.In an instant, the entire hall was filled.

Tang Zong and the others looked at Fu Lu in surprise: "Little girl, what are you doing?"

Fu Lu said: "Master once said in his diary that his greatest wish is to hope that his master and his brothers can ascend to immortality. There is not much I can do, so I will save some of his things and share his hard work. The methods and items that have been researched to increase the probability of ascension are left to you, hoping to help you succeed in ascension."

When Tang Hua and the others heard this, they were speechless for a long time.

Fu Lu glanced across their faces: "With these things, you have a [-]% chance of successfully ascending, and the remaining [-]% chance is an accident. I believe that with your divination ability, you can avoid the accident I mentioned."

Tang Hua's expression was complicated: "These things are left to you by Gucha, you don't have to give them to us."

Fu Lu chuckled, with a bit of relief, a bit of sarcasm, and a bit of willingness and relief: "My master has spent his whole life in calculations, and I am no exception to him. So Although he gave these things to me, he actually calculated that I would soften my heart and transfer these things to you. I have already ascended, and these things are of little use to me, so you can accept them with peace of mind."

Tang Hua: "..."

Tang Zong was not polite to Fu Lu: "Then I will accept them all. By the way, little girl, you just said that we have a [-]% chance of successfully ascending? How did you know? Did you figure it out?"

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