Lord Buddha, Madam is in trouble again

Chapter 315 I will make you lose some parts (three in one)

The Sun God announced the end of the meeting, and the major families hurriedly used teleportation to return to their families as if they were afraid of being possessed by evil spirits.

The tribesmen who have not yet left looked at the disappearance of the major families with confused faces: "Why did the major families go so fast this time? In the past, they would stay in the treasure hunting conference after the conference to show off their achievements in the treasure hunting conference." Showing off their combat power in the square, and now the main god has not left, but they left at the first time, it is really strange."

"I guess it's because I didn't get the top three this time, and I felt that I didn't have a good face, so I walked so fast."

"Haha, that makes sense."

Seeing that there was no excitement, the people in the square dispersed one by one.

At this time, all the major families returned to the square in their mansion, and the ancestors were silent, and the dull atmosphere made the juniors dare not breathe.

Xucheng is a family member of the Xusha clan. Seeing that the elders were silent, his curiosity became more and more serious. When he heard Xusha sighed, he took the opportunity to ask: "Old Ancestor , Master Wuxiang is just a divine weapon, and not the divine weapon of the main god, why are you so afraid of it?"

"It's not an ordinary artifact." As soon as Xu Sha mentioned Wuxiang, he felt angina: "It has been formed over thousands of years just like the main god, it has the same status as the main god, and it is as powerful as the main god. , is a peerless artifact that the Lord God found through untold hardships."

The juniors were shocked: "Is it so powerful?"

Xu was puzzled: "Since it is an artifact that the Lord God has worked so hard to find, why didn't the Lord God make a contract with it?"

"Why?" Xu Sha remembered the reason, and the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely: "Because the main god is a man."

The juniors were dumbfounded by this answer.

"Because the main god is a man?" Xu Cheng couldn't figure it out: "What's the reason?"

Xu Sha's eccentricity towards Wu Xiang is really hard to talk about.

Xu Sha's son, Xu Ji, replied for his father: "Master Wuxiang is very feminine, so he only gives women good looks, and men are trash and scum in his eyes. Every time we see him, we will be disgusted by him. To Master Yu and the others, they are amiable, which is why my father asked the family girls to bow their heads, because he was afraid of being seen by Master Wu Xiang and molested on the spot."

Xu Sha remembered the scene where Wu Xiang had to lift up Xu Yu's skirt to see what color of obscene clothes she was wearing every time she saw Xu Yu, and hummed softly, "Is it called a pleasant face?"

It's simply lust.

Xu Ji: "..."

"Is it because of lust that you didn't make a contract with the main god?" Xu Cheng clicked his tongue, this reason is too outrageous.

"Yes, that's the reason why the main god couldn't make a contract with it. I didn't know how it provoked the main god to be angry. The main god sealed it up. We haven't seen it since then. It's also because we haven't seen it for too long. , We don’t remember its existence anymore.” Xu Ji pinched his brows: “I didn’t expect it to pop up again at a critical moment, which caught us by surprise.”

Xu Ze frowned lightly, and said doubtfully, "If Lord Wuxiang is a womanizer, why didn't he make a contract with a girl in the clan or with a girl from another clan before it was sealed?"

Xu Sha was also surprised by this point: "It is estimated that the strength of our Sun God clan women cannot enter its eyes, so there is no contract. As for the girls of other clans, it should be that the main god did not want to grow up to the strength of other clans, so Master Wuxiang didn't make contracts with other clans. These are all my guesses, what is the specific situation, only Lord Wuxiang himself knows."

A junior whispered: "The head of the Yu family is so powerful that he can't catch the eyes of Lord Wuxiang. How powerful can he be? A goddess with the same strength and status as the main god?"

"Probably not. You see, it has a contract with the descendant of the main god now, and it still protects her like this. I don't know what point the descendant of the main god can get its favor."

"Could it be that the descendant of the main god is better-looking than the language patriarch?"

Xu Sha coughed heavily, interrupting the discussions of the juniors.

Xu Ji said to Xu Sha: "Father, now that Lord Wuxiang has signed a contract with the descendant of the main god, I'm afraid we will have no chance to do it again."

Wuxiang is Fu Lu's contract artifact, so he is always by Fu Lu's side, and now that the swearing-in meeting is coming, it is impossible to kill Fu Lu in front of Wuxiang in a short time.

Xu Sha sighed: "This matter has to be discussed in the long term. Now count the number of people who have sworn to the descendants of the main god."

"Yes."

When they counted the number of people, the Sun God took Fu Lu and the others back to the main hall of the Sun God Palace, and couldn't help but said with a smile: "I knew that the big families were so afraid of Wuxiang, so I would release Wuxiang to punish them early in the morning."

Wuxiang didn't understand: "I have nothing to be afraid of. I won't beat them, and I won't eat them. I even saved them, hmph."

Xuan Yi changed back into a human form and landed on the ground: "This is one thing descending one thing. In the future, there will be no sign, and the major families will not dare to act rashly. When the swearing-in meeting is over, everything will be settled. By the way, choose the swearing-in meeting Is it day?"

"In five days."

Xuan nodded: "When the swearing-in meeting is over, I will go back to my clan."

"Ah?" Hei Lu was very reluctant: "Senior Xuan Yi is leaving?"

"I've been out for more than 1 years, and it's time to go back and see my family, Xiao Lu, do you want to be a guest in my clan? I'll take you to play the entire Xuangui clan."

Hei Lu's eyes lit up: "Can I go and play?"

"Of course, you are very welcome to come to the Xuangui Clan with the little ones."

Lianzheng nodded: "If you have time, go to your Xuangui clan as a guest."

The Sun God took out six gold medals and handed them to Fulu, Heilu and Lianzheng, two each: "The token with the sun pattern is the token for entering and exiting the Sun God Clan, and the other one is engraved with the gate order of the Heavenly Palace." The card is a token to enter and exit the heaven, the time in the sky is different from the time in the mortal world, you stay in the mortal world for a month, and only two hours have passed in the sky, after that you can freely descend to the mortal world to meet Xiaobai and the others."

Hei Lu happily took the token: "Thank you great-grandfather."

It has been less than three days since she came to Heaven, and she has already started to miss Black and White.

Sun God rubbed her head, smiled slightly, and asked Fu Lu: "What's the matter with the children of the family swearing to you in the God Realm?"

Lianzheng briefly explained what happened last night.

The Sun God sneered and said, "It seems that when necessary, we must use tough measures against them."

At this time, a fairy official came to the gate of the main hall and said: "Lord God, the fairies of Yunzhi Palace ask to see you."

"Let them in." Sun God said to Fu Lu and the others: "When you went to God Realm, I asked the owner of Yunzhi Palace to ask her to help you with a few sets of dresses. She sent someone here to measure for you. size."

Xuanyi greatly appreciated the craftsmanship of Yunzhi Palace: "The hand-sewn dresses and robes of Yunzhi Palace are very beautiful, and they are hard to find. If the Sun God can invite them, he must have a good friendship with the Palace Master."

The Sun God said with a smile: "I have known the Mistress of the Cloud Weaving Palace since I took human form, and we are old friends."

Soon, two fairies in light blue dresses came in and saluted the Sun God and the others: "Xiaoxian Yunhuan (Yun Xing) has met the Sun God Lord and all the young masters and ladies."

The Sun God pointed to Fu Lu and the others: "This deity wants to make dresses and robes for them, and you should measure them."

Yun Xing asked: "May I ask Sun God, who is the future young master?"

Sun God pointed to Fu Lu: "It's her."

Yun Xing smiled at Fu Lu: "Congratulations to the young master first."

Fu Lu lightly poked Wuxiang who flew in front of her with his fingernails: "Measure it and make three sets of robes for him when we go back."

She didn't want to see Wu Xiang turn into a human form and face her naked.

Wuxiang refused: "With a perfect figure, I don't need to wear a robe. After wearing a robe, I can't show my majestic appearance. Then what's the point of my life?"

Yunxing, Yunhuan, Heilu, Lianzheng: "..."

"Hehe." Xuan Yi smirked.

Fu Lu said softly: "If you don't wear clothes, I will make you lose some parts."

Everyone: "..."

"WuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuYou're so cruel to me?"

Fu Lu was expressionless and unmoved.

Hei Lu said aloud, "Wu Xiang, you must look good in your clothes."

"For the sake of the little beauty, I will wear it." Wuxiang suddenly transformed into a human form, revealing his naked body again without any clothes on.

"Ah—" Hei Lu, Yun Xing, and Xing Huan either covered their eyes, or quickly turned their backs to Wu Xiang.

The corner of Sun God's eyes twitched, and immediately a white cloth wrapped around Wuxiang's body.

Xuan Yi rubbed his eyes: "It's really hot eyes."

Lianzheng has seen it a long time ago, so he behaved relatively calmly.

Fu Lu said to Yun Xing and the others: "After you go back, make his clothes first."

Yunxing and Yunhuan responded quickly.

Wuxiang said angrily: "Why do you look so disgusted? Is my figure so bad?"

"No, of course not." Hei Lu opened his fingers and looked at Wuxiang, seeing that he was wrapped in a white cloth, he breathed a sigh of relief, put down his hands and explained: "Wuxiang, your figure is very good, better than the models in the world. It's even better. But for us girls, if a boy doesn't wear clothes, he's playing hooligans. If you put on clothes, you will surely fascinate the fairies in the entire fairy world."

She didn't lie, Wuxiang's human form is indeed good-looking, and belongs to the cheerful type of boys. Such boys are very attractive and easy to attract girls.

"Really?" Wuxiang's eyes lit up, seeing Hei Lu nodding, he asked Yunxing and Xinghuan again: "Is it true that I look better with a robe than without?"

Yunxing and Yunhuan nodded quickly.

They have tailored countless immortals, but this is the first time they have seen an immortal without robes.

Fu Lu affirmed: "You look good in robes."

Looks better than naked.

"I'll listen to you." Wu Xiang smiled and spread his arms: "Quickly measure me, and make me a hundred robes of different styles and colors when you get back. I'll need them in half an hour."

"This..." Yun Xing was in a dilemma, it was not easy to make a hundred sets of clothes in half an hour, unless the fairies in the Yunzhi Palace were used.But Yunzhi Palace still has a lot of tasks in hand, and there is no time to help him make robes.

"You tell Yun Huashang that I have nothing to ask for, and she will rush out within half an hour, otherwise I will personally go to Yunzhi Palace to supervise you making robes."

"..." Yunxing and Xinghuan feel that Wuxiang is rude. Which gods are not polite when they ask their Yunzhi Palace to make dresses. Palace Master Yun, this is the first time someone directly addresses their Palace Master by name, which makes her very dissatisfied.

Sun God said to Yun Xing and the others: "You just take his words with you, and your Palace Master will make the decision."

He spoke for Wuxiang, just because he didn't want to cause trouble before Wuxiang's swearing-in meeting.

"Yes." Since the Sun God spoke for Wuxiang, Yun Xing and the others couldn't refuse Wuxiang.They raised their fingers lightly, sparkling starlight flew out from their fingertips, and then circled around Fu Lu and the others.

Hei Lu looked down at the starlight circling her neck, waist and arms, and exclaimed, "This is the measuring ruler from Yunzhi Palace? It's so beautiful."

Yun Xing smiled: "Thank you for the compliment."

Seeing the starlight also circled around him, Xuan Yi was immediately flattered and said, "Do I have it too?"

The sun god asked, "Don't want it?"

Xuan Yi happily said: "Yes, yes, of course, of course I want the things from the Sun God Lord, thank you."

Yun Xing and Yun Huan resigned immediately after measuring the size. After leaving the Sun God Clan, the two of them showed their dissatisfaction. Mingzi, who asked us to finish a hundred sets of robes in half an hour with a commanding tone, who does he think he is? Why should our palace master listen to him."

Yun Xing nodded: "That's right, the Sun God Lord didn't dare to order our Palace Master like that. Who is he? After we go back, we must tell the Palace Master about this matter."

"it is good."

The two speeded up and returned to the main hall of Yunzhi Palace, and saluted Yun Huashang, who was designing the young master's robe for Fu Lu's oath ceremony: "Palace Master, we are back."

Yun Huashang asked without raising her head: "The size has been measured."

"Measure it." Yun Xing hesitated, "It's just..."

"Just what?" Yun Huashang slightly raised her eyelids to look at her: "Speak directly."

Yun Xing said: "Palace Master, we met an artifact spirit in the Sun God Sovereign Palace. He not only called you by your name, but also asked our Yunzhi Palace to rush out of it within half an hour. Give him a hundred sets of robes of different colors and styles, and he said that if he can't make them, he will come to Yunzhi Palace to supervise us."

Yun Huan continued: "Palace Master, this weapon spirit is very arrogant, we have to teach him a lesson, otherwise we will think that our Yunzhi Palace is easy to provoke."

With a "snap", Yun Huashang put the pen in her hand on the table, stood up, and said angrily: "It's just a small weapon spirit, but it's so arrogant. What's the name of this weapon spirit? Its owner who is it?"

Yun Xing frowned: "We don't know whose weapon spirit it is, anyway, its attitude towards Sun God Lord will not be friendly either."

Yun Huan continued: "Palace Master, that Artifact Spirit said it was Wuxiang."

"Wuxiang?" When Yun Huashang read the name, she immediately raised her sharp voice: "Are you sure it is really called Wuxiang?"

Yunxing and Yunhuan definitely nodded.

Yun Huashang asked again: "Is its body a short black cane?"

"Yes."

Yun Huashang staggered back a step, and murmured, "Is it unsealed?"

Yun Xing and Yun Huan hurried forward: "Master, are you alright?"

"It's okay." Yun Huashang hurriedly steadied her footsteps, and said anxiously: "Quickly, tell everyone to stop what they are doing now, and let them make a hundred sets of men's robes within an hour."

"Yes." Yun Xing and Yun Huan withdrew from the main hall, and said through sound transmission: "The palace master seems to be very afraid that this is called the phaseless weapon spirit."

Yun Huan nodded: "I also noticed it, but I don't know why the palace master is afraid of a weapon spirit."

They were really too curious, but unfortunately it was impossible for Yun Huashang to tell them about it.

The reason Yun Huashang was afraid of Wuxiang was because she had an unpleasant incident with Wuxiang.

Back then, as the cloud god, she transformed into a human form with several ancient gods such as the sun god, thunder god, rain god, wind god, and moon god, but her strength was the weakest among so many ancient gods.

Competitive, she wanted to surpass other ancient gods, so she tried every means to make herself stronger.Later, she heard that the Sun God had found a peerless artifact condensed from heaven and earth, called Wuxiang. It was no worse than the Ancient God in terms of strength and status, but she was very feminine, so she didn't make a contract with the Sun God.

After she knew this, she came up with Wuxiang's idea to let it help her become stronger.Therefore, many times intentionally or unintentionally, he used female sex to arouse Wuxiang's attention.Who knows that Wuxiang doesn't like her, and frankly says that he will never make a contract with a woman who has no self-confidence, only wants to rely on it to become stronger, and has a purpose for it.

When she heard what it said, she was so ashamed that she wanted to dig a hole into it.Since then, she has worked hard and worked hard to make herself stronger, and as long as there is no form, she will try to avoid it, because she doesn't want others to know that she is a majestic ancient god. Failed.So this is a big stain in her life. Whenever she thinks of this incident, she can't wait to travel back in time and space to prevent her former self from doing stupid things. Fortunately, it didn't take long for Wuxiang to be sealed by the Sun God. She never saw Wuxiang again.

This is also the reason why Wuxiang is so friendly to other women and has an arrogant attitude towards her. In its heart, it should look down on her.

After so many years, she still doesn't know how to face it, so she would rather let everyone make a hundred sets of clothes in an hour than see it, and she doesn't want it to tell what happened back then and ruin her Her reputation makes everyone look down on her.

Yun Huashang felt a headache whenever she thought about the past, and she didn't even have the heart to design a dress, but in a few days it would be the swearing-in meeting, and she had promised that the Sun God Lord would rush to make it, so she could only reluctantly pick up the pen and continue working.

When rushing to make clothes in Yunzhi Palace, the Sun God first sent Fu Lu to the Elder Hall, and asked her to learn how to manage the Sun God Clan, and then took Lianzheng and Heilu to other clans to learn as teachers.

Sun God said before that he would lead Lianzheng to worship Fengshen as his teacher, so he went to Fengshen clan after leaving Sunshen clan.As for Hei Lu, because she loves cooking, she was sent to the Kitchen God Palace to study.

After they left, Fu Lu sat in the position of the great elder and listened to the elders' report on their work.

"Miss, this is the daily expenses of Sun God Palace, please take a look."

"Miss, this is the list of banquet guests for the swearing-in ceremony, please have a look."

"Miss, our Sun God Palace has not been repaired for many years. Do you want to renovate it before the swearing-in meeting? It will not be rude to others when guests come, let alone belittle our Sun God Clan."

"Miss, this is the Sun God Clan duty list, please see if there is anything else that needs to be changed."

"Miss……"

Fu Lu didn't make a sound, and waited for them to finish speaking before opening his mouth in a low voice: "Is it finished?"

The elders looked at each other in blank dismay: "It's over."

Then, everyone chatted privately through voice transmission: "This little girl is so calm in the face of so many things? Is she really under 20 years old?"

"I think she is calm on the surface, but in fact she is so flustered that she doesn't know what to do."

"I also think she pretended to show us, just so that we can have a good impression of her, and don't want us to be disappointed in her. I have also felt this kind of feeling before."

"I think back then, when Young Master Xu Sheng came into contact with these things for the first time, he didn't know where to start. In the end, it was Princess Yunyao who handled the affairs with him and slowly got on the right track."

"Hmph, I want to see how this little girl will solve the matter at hand."

Fu Lu doesn't have mind-reading skills, and doesn't know the content of their voice transmission chat, so she concentrates on the things they give: "Which elder is in charge of the daily expenses of Sun God Palace?"

The tenth elder stood up and said, "This subordinate is responsible for the daily expenses of the Sun God Palace."

Fu Lu returned the account book to him: "Your bookkeeping method is outdated, you should learn the mortal bookkeeping method, and it will be clear at a glance. After you go back, make a new account book according to the mortal bookkeeping method Give it to me, and give me a list of the prices of the purchased items, and I will give you a day to finish this matter."

One day in the sky and one year on earth is enough for elders to study hard.

"But it will take a lot of time to make a new account book. Now I..." The tenth elder wanted to shirk her from doing things badly, but she interrupted him coldly: "I only care about whether you can do it. If you If you can’t do it, get someone else to do it.”

This is equivalent to dismissing the tenth elder and replacing him with someone else.

The tenth elder met her stern eyes, panicked inexplicably, and hurriedly said, "I'll do it now."

He immediately withdrew and went to study in the mortal world.

The other elders looked at each other.

Fu Lu looked at the guest list and asked, "Who is in charge of the guest list?"

The second elder stood up.

Fu Lu returned the guest list to him: "As a member of the Sun God Clan, you have also stayed in the Elder Hall for many years. If you don't even know which clan's guests are invited to the Japan God Clan, I will worry about it." This matter, then you don’t have to be an elder.”

The second elder blushed, and argued: "But this subordinate really doesn't know which guest the Lord God is going to entertain."

"Which god he wants to invite as a guest, he must make a list early in the morning and notify you to write the invitation card. Even if you haven't been notified, you should ask him instead of handing the list to me who just came to the Sun God Clan. After looking at it, you are not trying to solve the work, but deliberately embarrassing me." Fu Lu didn't give him face at all, and directly pierced his thoughts: "If you really want to teach me to handle the work well, you should make a list and let me write it down. , it will be convenient for me to deal with in the future.”

The Second Elder was so embarrassed by a young girl that he raised his face to look at her, and he replied in a low voice: "Yes, this subordinate has written it down."

Fu Lu picked up other notes: "Our Sun God Palace is already magnificent enough, and it will become very dazzling if it is repaired. I guess the guests don't want to attend the banquet with their eyes closed."

Ninth Elder in charge of repairs: "..."

The other elders chuckled.

Fu Lu picked up the duty sheet, then frowned.

The other elders thought in their hearts: Finally, you have encountered something that you can't solve.

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