I want to work hard too!
Chapter 600
Chapter 600
"How do you play the bragging contest? Maybe you haven't played it. It's actually very simple. For example, I want to buy a fruit phone. I asked someone to give me a discount. I called the owner of the mobile phone store and asked him to give me a discount. Next The person who answered the call was that I called the district mayor and asked the district chief to make a call for me and get a discount, and so on, it was blowing.
You understand how to play it, it’s just to see who can blow it well and be real, I’ll start first, Brother Xiaosha is going to buy a Mercedes-Benz, and he told me he wants to find a discount from an acquaintance. A classmate of the minister, ask him to tell the 4S store here to give brother Xiaosa a discount. After Zhao Mingyang finished speaking, he handed the microphone in his hand to Hao Ren.
Hao Ren took the microphone and said, "Brother Xiaosha wants to buy a Mercedes-Benz? What model? Why don't you tell me? I'll go find my second uncle. He and the boss of Mercedes-Benz in Greater China are always friends. Give the beans to the other party, the relationship is very good."
Xu Qingqing took Hao Ren's microphone and said: "Your relationship is not good, I'll call Da Liu and ask him to talk to Xiao Ao, and let Xiao Ao come forward to find the major shareholder of Mercedes-Benz and talk to Brother Xiao Sa Make a discount, and let Da Liu add three bodies to him after the discount."
"This~" The boy who took the microphone from Xu Qingqing didn't know what to say, this bragging is too ignorant, no matter how big Liu can come forward to find Xiao Ao, just to get a discount on buying a car ?
But everyone thought it was fun, but this boy was not good at words and didn't know how to brag. He blushed and said, "I~I~I'll go to Gates and ask him to buy Mercedes-Benz and give Minister Xiao a discount. .”
The boy quickly handed the microphone to the boy wearing glasses next to him, and took a long breath. The most fun part of this game is to watch how a person blows together, just like listening to stories and telling jokes.
But bragging depends on talent and storytelling. For example, at this time, the boy who was holding a microphone and wearing glasses, he rolled his eyes and said, "Minister Xiao wants to buy a car, and he wants a discount. There is no need to find someone else." People, you can just find me. In the past, the owner of Mercedes-Benz was in a difficult situation and had no money. Back then, my ancestors prepared [-] eggs for the founder of his family and let him eat them at school. His family has always wanted to exchange this kindness. I will go find it in person. Their family wants a discount, and this face will definitely be given to me.
Without the sixty eggs from my ancestors, there would probably be no Mercedes-Benz brand, and I would have starved to death a long time ago.”
Everyone present was shocked, what the hell, this story is so awesome, it can really be blown up, and it blows up nicely.
In the following time, everyone started blowing, and the atmosphere became harmonious for a while. Batman and Hulk came out, psychics came out, and Newton was summoned to come out to find a discount on Mercedes-Benz, which became more and more outrageous. up.
Zhao Mingyang looked at the time, it was almost ten o'clock, he got up and asked everyone to hold hands and dance together, and then began to give out red envelopes, basically everyone got a red envelope when they came.
Three mobile phones are given away. For the sake of fairness, everyone will fight against the landlord together. The loser will be eliminated, and the winner will continue the game. In the end, the top three will divide up the three mobile phones.
It wasn't until eleven forty in the evening that everyone dispersed.
Everyone had a good time, Zhao Mingyang called Brother Xiaosa to stop him, and gave him a task. After a month, those who failed the assessment were all dismissed, and no one was left behind.
Continue to recruit people. In the future, each person will be responsible for a project individually. If they fail to complete, points will be deducted directly. Points will be deducted for late arrivals and early departures. All those with less than 80 points will be expelled.
In one month, if there are still people making fun of people in the next month, there is no need to stay, and the other party doesn't want to work here, the workload Zhao Mingyang gave is quite heavy.
After becoming a full-time employee, it will decrease a little, depending on who can withstand the high pressure. In fact, the so-called high pressure of the company.It's nothing more than going from nine to six, with an extra hour,
Then we do six days off and one day off a week. This is to give everyone a vaccination in advance. The company normally guarantees two days off, but Internet companies are still high-pressure jobs, and overtime is unavoidable. If you really don’t want to do this, it’s better Find a stable job.
For example, fresh graduates must first take the entrance examination for some career and civil servant positions. Some units and positions only recruit fresh graduates. If you miss this opportunity, you will lose it. a chance.
It's like CET-[-] and CET-[-]. You won't have the chance to take the exam after leaving the university. This is the only advantage that fresh graduates and current students have over graduates.
After the party, he went back to the hotel room to rest. Zhao Mingyang still insisted on practicing Japanese and fitness for an hour every day.
The main reason is to chat with R Benna’s girl when I have time. Zhao Mingyang can understand everything now. Zhao Mingyang’s language talent is still very strong. The main reason is that he loves to read manga since he was a child. In fact, he is not too unfamiliar with Japanese. , There are also some movies and TV shows, for example, some words that Zhao Mingyang is very familiar with, but he is afraid that saying them will become forbidden words.
At noon the next day, everyone got up relatively late. Many people didn't go to bed until one or two o'clock in the morning, and some, such as Hao Ren, didn't go to bed until three or five o'clock.
Zhao Mingyang asked the hotel to prepare a sumptuous meal, such as king crab, Australian dragon and caviar, etc. Zhao Mingyang can be sure that newcomers rarely eat these, and this is to let them meet the world.
There were two tables of 50 people, and Zhao Mingyang could tell that when King Crab and Aolong came up, everyone couldn't help but want to take out their mobile phones to take pictures, but they were all a little embarrassed, afraid of being laughed at.
Zhao Mingyang was the first to get up and pick up his mobile phone to take pictures. Once he did this, the rest of the people got up and started taking pictures one after another.
"Guys, what is life and what is change? This is it! Eat Australian dragon, eat king crab, drink Moutai, and open two bottles of 82-year-old Lafite on the same table today. I guess you have watched a lot of movies and TV shows. I've heard it, everyone should taste it today, and you can tell what Lafite tastes like when you go out in the future." Zhao Mingyang said.
Zhao Mingyang brought four bottles of 82-year-old Lafite. The wine Lafite was hyped back then. The reason why Lafite Chateau is called Lafite is because the owner of the chateau was called Lafite as early as 1234.
In the seventeenth century, this winery was bought by a bartender named Segu. Of course, it is impossible to verify whether he is a bartender, because after buying this wine, this guy nicknamed himself Prince of Wine. , Segu tried every means to send this wine to the imperial palace at that time, and said to the public that it was the king's wine. Since then, Lafite has become a high-standard wine at that time.
Later, due to some historical reasons, this wine went through several twists and turns, and finally fell into the Rothschild family that everyone is familiar with. Later, this wine was popularized by Robert Parker, the founder of the wine magazine. He scored it in the wine review magazine. Lafite has the highest rating.
When it came out in 84, it was sold for US$14 a bottle. Later, this wine continued to rise. The domestic price was erratic and fluctuated greatly. Higher, in the end there was no movement in this wine, and no one dared to buy it.
Because there is an interesting thing about this wine, which is also the main reason why no one buys this wine in the end.
The annual domestic sales volume of this wine is more than the annual global shipment of this wine. What do you mean?
For example, in 82, Lafite only released [-] bottles a year, while [-] bottles were sold in the domestic market. In the end, no one dared to fry and collect this wine, for fear of buying fake ones.
As for the appearance of the bottle, it is impossible to tell whether it is real or not, because the bottle is collected from all over the world, so it is a real wine bottle.
I have to say that the only luxury product that can defeat the hype is Putian, not to mention Lafite. Moutai also had a similar product back then. The real wine bottle was taken away, and a group of hyped scalpers were cheated.
If it weren't for the fact that the undercover reporter found out that the matter was exposed, no one would have known about it. Since then, Moutai's wines have been made with different anti-counterfeiting measures every year.
The four bottles of wine that Zhao Mingyang took out cost [-] yuan. That's right, these are all fakes. They bought them from Ye Chuan. This kid has to say that apart from having no money, the way is pretty wild.
Ye Chuan said that several pieces of his watch were fake, no one could tell, the quality of this wine was very good, but the bottle was expensive, but the bottle was real, this fake wine was enough to confuse the real one, even the connoisseurs couldn't drink it, pretended A must-have artifact.
Zhao Mingyang brought four bottles this time, and the hotel waiters opened the wine to sober up, and these waiters didn't know whether it was true or not.
But I have to say that this thing is enough to be pretentious. Among those present, Zhao Mingyang felt that except for Xu Qingqing who might have drunk it, Zhao Mingyang himself had never drunk it. If Xu Qingqing's family collected it abroad in the 80s or early 90s, then It must be true, but according to what Ye Chuan said, he has drank the real thing twice, and he can't tell the real thing after drinking this, unless it is a person who drinks this wine three times a day, and can tell the difference after drinking it.
Just like you eat the same food every day, the same chef makes it, even if it is very similar to another chef, you can still eat it differently.
Cigarettes cannot be compared here, because not all domestic cigarettes have the same taste, they are produced by cigarette factories in different regions, and must meet the tastes of people in each region, just like Huazi, you buy in the north and buy in the south Taste may vary slightly.
Everyone picked up their mobile phones to take pictures again, and took selfies with wine bottles. Zhao Mingyang also gave each of the men a pack of Ninety-Five Supreme.
This kind of operation is actually rarely used by large manufacturers, but some sales companies use it a lot, especially the future micro-businesses.
It's just that the Wechat merchants took away the photos after taking the photos, and Zhao Mingyang just let them eat and drink.
Let them go out and brag about it in the future, and their friends, classmates, and family members in the circle of friends will like them and envy their work, so they will be reluctant to leave the company and will start to involve.
Xu Qingqing seems to have learned something. Zhao Mingyang's operation can really quickly make ordinary people feel happy. She thought it was the wine given by the company, but she didn't expect it to be fake.
It has to be said that everyone is overwhelmed with happiness at this moment, including brother Xiaosa and Hao Ren, who took up their mobile phones to take pictures. They have never drunk 82 years of Lafite, or the legendary 82 years of Lafite.
After the bottle was shot, everyone poured a small glass and took a picture there to post on Moments. Zhao Mingyang picked up the glass and said, "You don't need to stand up, this is just the beginning. Swish, swish, we are backed by a big tree, and everyone knows what is going on behind us." Who is the big tree?
According to the model of the head office, after three years of the basic branch, the core backbones will be worth tens of millions, so everyone, you are the backbone of the swish, and I hope that everyone will be able to be rich and free in the future. Every year in the future, our company's employees will have Opportunity to travel abroad, next year's spring outing, I will apply to the head office, and everyone will go to the Eiffel Tower to feed the pigeons. "
Hao Ren and Brother Xiao Sa understood very well that this is just a big picture, but Zhao Mingyang has been on Lafite for 82 years, which is really hard to believe.
The young man felt as if he had been beaten to death after listening to it. Brother Xiao Sa felt that Zhao Mingyang, who was a good seller of old turtle wine in the 90s a few years ago, was really a fool.
(End of this chapter)
"How do you play the bragging contest? Maybe you haven't played it. It's actually very simple. For example, I want to buy a fruit phone. I asked someone to give me a discount. I called the owner of the mobile phone store and asked him to give me a discount. Next The person who answered the call was that I called the district mayor and asked the district chief to make a call for me and get a discount, and so on, it was blowing.
You understand how to play it, it’s just to see who can blow it well and be real, I’ll start first, Brother Xiaosha is going to buy a Mercedes-Benz, and he told me he wants to find a discount from an acquaintance. A classmate of the minister, ask him to tell the 4S store here to give brother Xiaosa a discount. After Zhao Mingyang finished speaking, he handed the microphone in his hand to Hao Ren.
Hao Ren took the microphone and said, "Brother Xiaosha wants to buy a Mercedes-Benz? What model? Why don't you tell me? I'll go find my second uncle. He and the boss of Mercedes-Benz in Greater China are always friends. Give the beans to the other party, the relationship is very good."
Xu Qingqing took Hao Ren's microphone and said: "Your relationship is not good, I'll call Da Liu and ask him to talk to Xiao Ao, and let Xiao Ao come forward to find the major shareholder of Mercedes-Benz and talk to Brother Xiao Sa Make a discount, and let Da Liu add three bodies to him after the discount."
"This~" The boy who took the microphone from Xu Qingqing didn't know what to say, this bragging is too ignorant, no matter how big Liu can come forward to find Xiao Ao, just to get a discount on buying a car ?
But everyone thought it was fun, but this boy was not good at words and didn't know how to brag. He blushed and said, "I~I~I'll go to Gates and ask him to buy Mercedes-Benz and give Minister Xiao a discount. .”
The boy quickly handed the microphone to the boy wearing glasses next to him, and took a long breath. The most fun part of this game is to watch how a person blows together, just like listening to stories and telling jokes.
But bragging depends on talent and storytelling. For example, at this time, the boy who was holding a microphone and wearing glasses, he rolled his eyes and said, "Minister Xiao wants to buy a car, and he wants a discount. There is no need to find someone else." People, you can just find me. In the past, the owner of Mercedes-Benz was in a difficult situation and had no money. Back then, my ancestors prepared [-] eggs for the founder of his family and let him eat them at school. His family has always wanted to exchange this kindness. I will go find it in person. Their family wants a discount, and this face will definitely be given to me.
Without the sixty eggs from my ancestors, there would probably be no Mercedes-Benz brand, and I would have starved to death a long time ago.”
Everyone present was shocked, what the hell, this story is so awesome, it can really be blown up, and it blows up nicely.
In the following time, everyone started blowing, and the atmosphere became harmonious for a while. Batman and Hulk came out, psychics came out, and Newton was summoned to come out to find a discount on Mercedes-Benz, which became more and more outrageous. up.
Zhao Mingyang looked at the time, it was almost ten o'clock, he got up and asked everyone to hold hands and dance together, and then began to give out red envelopes, basically everyone got a red envelope when they came.
Three mobile phones are given away. For the sake of fairness, everyone will fight against the landlord together. The loser will be eliminated, and the winner will continue the game. In the end, the top three will divide up the three mobile phones.
It wasn't until eleven forty in the evening that everyone dispersed.
Everyone had a good time, Zhao Mingyang called Brother Xiaosa to stop him, and gave him a task. After a month, those who failed the assessment were all dismissed, and no one was left behind.
Continue to recruit people. In the future, each person will be responsible for a project individually. If they fail to complete, points will be deducted directly. Points will be deducted for late arrivals and early departures. All those with less than 80 points will be expelled.
In one month, if there are still people making fun of people in the next month, there is no need to stay, and the other party doesn't want to work here, the workload Zhao Mingyang gave is quite heavy.
After becoming a full-time employee, it will decrease a little, depending on who can withstand the high pressure. In fact, the so-called high pressure of the company.It's nothing more than going from nine to six, with an extra hour,
Then we do six days off and one day off a week. This is to give everyone a vaccination in advance. The company normally guarantees two days off, but Internet companies are still high-pressure jobs, and overtime is unavoidable. If you really don’t want to do this, it’s better Find a stable job.
For example, fresh graduates must first take the entrance examination for some career and civil servant positions. Some units and positions only recruit fresh graduates. If you miss this opportunity, you will lose it. a chance.
It's like CET-[-] and CET-[-]. You won't have the chance to take the exam after leaving the university. This is the only advantage that fresh graduates and current students have over graduates.
After the party, he went back to the hotel room to rest. Zhao Mingyang still insisted on practicing Japanese and fitness for an hour every day.
The main reason is to chat with R Benna’s girl when I have time. Zhao Mingyang can understand everything now. Zhao Mingyang’s language talent is still very strong. The main reason is that he loves to read manga since he was a child. In fact, he is not too unfamiliar with Japanese. , There are also some movies and TV shows, for example, some words that Zhao Mingyang is very familiar with, but he is afraid that saying them will become forbidden words.
At noon the next day, everyone got up relatively late. Many people didn't go to bed until one or two o'clock in the morning, and some, such as Hao Ren, didn't go to bed until three or five o'clock.
Zhao Mingyang asked the hotel to prepare a sumptuous meal, such as king crab, Australian dragon and caviar, etc. Zhao Mingyang can be sure that newcomers rarely eat these, and this is to let them meet the world.
There were two tables of 50 people, and Zhao Mingyang could tell that when King Crab and Aolong came up, everyone couldn't help but want to take out their mobile phones to take pictures, but they were all a little embarrassed, afraid of being laughed at.
Zhao Mingyang was the first to get up and pick up his mobile phone to take pictures. Once he did this, the rest of the people got up and started taking pictures one after another.
"Guys, what is life and what is change? This is it! Eat Australian dragon, eat king crab, drink Moutai, and open two bottles of 82-year-old Lafite on the same table today. I guess you have watched a lot of movies and TV shows. I've heard it, everyone should taste it today, and you can tell what Lafite tastes like when you go out in the future." Zhao Mingyang said.
Zhao Mingyang brought four bottles of 82-year-old Lafite. The wine Lafite was hyped back then. The reason why Lafite Chateau is called Lafite is because the owner of the chateau was called Lafite as early as 1234.
In the seventeenth century, this winery was bought by a bartender named Segu. Of course, it is impossible to verify whether he is a bartender, because after buying this wine, this guy nicknamed himself Prince of Wine. , Segu tried every means to send this wine to the imperial palace at that time, and said to the public that it was the king's wine. Since then, Lafite has become a high-standard wine at that time.
Later, due to some historical reasons, this wine went through several twists and turns, and finally fell into the Rothschild family that everyone is familiar with. Later, this wine was popularized by Robert Parker, the founder of the wine magazine. He scored it in the wine review magazine. Lafite has the highest rating.
When it came out in 84, it was sold for US$14 a bottle. Later, this wine continued to rise. The domestic price was erratic and fluctuated greatly. Higher, in the end there was no movement in this wine, and no one dared to buy it.
Because there is an interesting thing about this wine, which is also the main reason why no one buys this wine in the end.
The annual domestic sales volume of this wine is more than the annual global shipment of this wine. What do you mean?
For example, in 82, Lafite only released [-] bottles a year, while [-] bottles were sold in the domestic market. In the end, no one dared to fry and collect this wine, for fear of buying fake ones.
As for the appearance of the bottle, it is impossible to tell whether it is real or not, because the bottle is collected from all over the world, so it is a real wine bottle.
I have to say that the only luxury product that can defeat the hype is Putian, not to mention Lafite. Moutai also had a similar product back then. The real wine bottle was taken away, and a group of hyped scalpers were cheated.
If it weren't for the fact that the undercover reporter found out that the matter was exposed, no one would have known about it. Since then, Moutai's wines have been made with different anti-counterfeiting measures every year.
The four bottles of wine that Zhao Mingyang took out cost [-] yuan. That's right, these are all fakes. They bought them from Ye Chuan. This kid has to say that apart from having no money, the way is pretty wild.
Ye Chuan said that several pieces of his watch were fake, no one could tell, the quality of this wine was very good, but the bottle was expensive, but the bottle was real, this fake wine was enough to confuse the real one, even the connoisseurs couldn't drink it, pretended A must-have artifact.
Zhao Mingyang brought four bottles this time, and the hotel waiters opened the wine to sober up, and these waiters didn't know whether it was true or not.
But I have to say that this thing is enough to be pretentious. Among those present, Zhao Mingyang felt that except for Xu Qingqing who might have drunk it, Zhao Mingyang himself had never drunk it. If Xu Qingqing's family collected it abroad in the 80s or early 90s, then It must be true, but according to what Ye Chuan said, he has drank the real thing twice, and he can't tell the real thing after drinking this, unless it is a person who drinks this wine three times a day, and can tell the difference after drinking it.
Just like you eat the same food every day, the same chef makes it, even if it is very similar to another chef, you can still eat it differently.
Cigarettes cannot be compared here, because not all domestic cigarettes have the same taste, they are produced by cigarette factories in different regions, and must meet the tastes of people in each region, just like Huazi, you buy in the north and buy in the south Taste may vary slightly.
Everyone picked up their mobile phones to take pictures again, and took selfies with wine bottles. Zhao Mingyang also gave each of the men a pack of Ninety-Five Supreme.
This kind of operation is actually rarely used by large manufacturers, but some sales companies use it a lot, especially the future micro-businesses.
It's just that the Wechat merchants took away the photos after taking the photos, and Zhao Mingyang just let them eat and drink.
Let them go out and brag about it in the future, and their friends, classmates, and family members in the circle of friends will like them and envy their work, so they will be reluctant to leave the company and will start to involve.
Xu Qingqing seems to have learned something. Zhao Mingyang's operation can really quickly make ordinary people feel happy. She thought it was the wine given by the company, but she didn't expect it to be fake.
It has to be said that everyone is overwhelmed with happiness at this moment, including brother Xiaosa and Hao Ren, who took up their mobile phones to take pictures. They have never drunk 82 years of Lafite, or the legendary 82 years of Lafite.
After the bottle was shot, everyone poured a small glass and took a picture there to post on Moments. Zhao Mingyang picked up the glass and said, "You don't need to stand up, this is just the beginning. Swish, swish, we are backed by a big tree, and everyone knows what is going on behind us." Who is the big tree?
According to the model of the head office, after three years of the basic branch, the core backbones will be worth tens of millions, so everyone, you are the backbone of the swish, and I hope that everyone will be able to be rich and free in the future. Every year in the future, our company's employees will have Opportunity to travel abroad, next year's spring outing, I will apply to the head office, and everyone will go to the Eiffel Tower to feed the pigeons. "
Hao Ren and Brother Xiao Sa understood very well that this is just a big picture, but Zhao Mingyang has been on Lafite for 82 years, which is really hard to believe.
The young man felt as if he had been beaten to death after listening to it. Brother Xiao Sa felt that Zhao Mingyang, who was a good seller of old turtle wine in the 90s a few years ago, was really a fool.
(End of this chapter)
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