I am the king of hard rice

Chapter 1 Hatred with Fan?

"North China Normal University's grassroots, non-famous female network literature writer, Li Peifeng's diary"

The snow on the pool hall is half gone, plum blossoms and I are both bored.

Big East March 2120, 3.

It is recorded in the grove by the North Huashi Lake.

—Regular people also keep diaries.

……

[Dadong March 2121, 3, cloudy. 】

The new semester has started, and I am one year older. At the age of 23, I wanted to rewrite the diary on a whim, to leave some traces of my final year of graduate school.One stroke here and one stroke, writing it is a piece of shit, writing it is a world-opening.

(Watercolor painting of plum blossoms), ashamed, I failed to paint one tenth of the beauty of the real thing, just as the camera cannot capture one ten thousandth of my handsomeness.Thinking of this, I feel sorry for this flower.

[Dadong March 2121, 3. 】

Codewords, working out with Brother Yue, dating girls, sleeping.Only time was not set aside for study, but I'm not ashamed.

[Dadong March 2121, 3. 】

School girls are getting more and more courageous. I bought a bottle of water from the liberal arts college to the supermarket, but I was accosted six times at a distance of 500 meters, and I had to wear a mask—from this point of view, a girl is equal to Virus.

[Dadong March 2121, 3, light rain. 】

Literary club party, get drunk.Someone bangs his head against the wall and cries for his father and mother; "It's meaningless." "What's the point of studying hard in the cold window for more than ten years?" ''I was admitted by the school, and the tutor gave me research' 'I am like a duck with a belly full of feed, and I will be slaughtered by the society for meat after graduation'.

"As expected of a philosophy major, I like to talk nonsense."

We commented coldly, and then thought: "Although this fart is meaningless, it is right that it smells bad." I am a literature major and I feel the same way.

Life is meaningless?Reading is pointless?Let go of the world's big fart!
[Dadong March 2121, 3, overcast. 】

After coding for a whole day, the new book "One Hundred and Eight Treasures of a Pregnant Woman; I'm a Big Brother in Liangshan" became a hit after it was released, but I felt like vomiting.I muttered in my heart, 'Life', 'Life', and other nonsense to comfort myself, and then looked at the 5 yuan manuscript fee last month, and I swallowed the stuff that hit my throat again.

Great, saves a meal.

【大东2121年3月10日—9月1日。】

In the future, I won’t remember anything until something important happens. It’s not because I’m lazy, but because it’s too bad.After a rough calculation, currently there are 210 subscriptions for "The Lady", and I can earn 21 yuan by typing 21 words, which is 21 cents per word, and 30 yuan for 660 words!With an average of [-] words in a diary, I would earn [-] yuan less every day![-] a day, two hundred and one ten days, [-] days... a year is seven thousand six hundred and sixty-five!

What a loss!So forget it!Damn, write this down and lose another 35 yuan.

[Dadong October 2121, 10, Lei. 】

There is always thunder at night, and I seem to have hallucinations when I get up early, strange things.Nevermind, keep typing!

[Dadong March 2121, 10. 】

Fuck, it's true!After writing web articles for so many years, the author has a system, but he is not happy at all.

Because the sense of taste has disappeared, no matter what you eat or drink, you can’t taste it on your tongue, and you can’t fill your stomach even if you swallow it. Your stomach is like a black hole.Yesterday I ate four meals by force, but I was still hungry, and I didn't even poop out when I got up early.

But I still don't believe it!This system is dead, maybe there are some loopholes in the rules, and there are so many foods in the world, can I not eat all of them?There's always something to eat, I'm going to find it...

[Dadong, October 2121, 10, late. 】

Tried a lot of food today, but to no avail.I went to the hospital for an examination, but there was no result. I only said that it was hypoglycemia caused by fasting.This doctor really knows how to fart. For the test, I have eaten a lot of things in the past two days.

Seeing that I was weak, the kind nurse gave me some bread and milk from the medical examination center.I ate a lot, but it wasn't enough, so I asked for some more cheekily, and I was half full.These two things have never felt so delicious.

[Dadong March 2121, 10. 】

I got up early to measure my weight and lost five catties.And after many experiments, I had to believe it.Now whether I use my own money or borrow money from others (including borrowing money from women) to buy any food, eating it has no effect at all.

It has no taste, no feeling, no nutrition, and cannot maintain the normal functioning of the body.Even medicines such as wolfberry and dihuang pills do not work, and condiments such as salt and monosodium glutamate have no taste.Nothing can enter the stomach except pure water.

If I want to eat normally, I have to eat the food that the woman wants to give me from the bottom of my heart, and it is not acceptable to change concepts and play tricks.

The absurdity of the wild world!What's the meaning?What does it mean!What's going on with this broken system?What the hell is a novice task?

Although I'm usually a bit of a prostitute, I'm an educated intellectual after all, and I have a bottom line!

A man is a big man, he can do something and not do something, how can he eat soft food?Even if you fucking starve me to death, I won't eat it!

"I wrote this?"

Li Peifeng looked at the diary, his eyes were a little dull: "It's true, I wrote it this morning."

Picking up the pen, I crossed out the entire newest page, and felt unsatisfied after crossing out, so I simply tore it off.

"Tear~"

Group, group, throw it in the trash.

"Who the hell has a grudge against Fan?!"

(End of this chapter)