I am the king of hard rice

Chapter 113

"I don't know what love is, so I don't write normal emotional scenes between men and women?"

It's another old lover who has a sense of his own yin and yang strangeness!
Do I understand what love is? Don't you understand?
Li Peifeng thought for a few seconds, then slowly said: "What should I do if I can't sell an item?"

"Hook up with love!"

After a pause, Li Peifeng smiled and said, "I was joking just now. In fact, this issue is very complicated. The love scene you mentioned is not difficult to write. With the popular aesthetics of online literature, it is possible that even an author who has never been in love , just relying on the beautiful fantasy of love, this kind of drama can be written very well."

"But there are too many such books on women's channels, and the authors are all women. The writing is touching and touching. They have more empathy for women, and their writing is more delicate. I am a big man, and I think if I Writers of this type cannot compete with them. Therefore, I have downplayed the emotional line in the book and focused on the handling of the story to make the story more interesting, which is the most important thing.”

He Yimeng nodded: "Then the second question, I asked you on WeChat, but you didn't answer, I want to ask again now... Have you finished drinking the goji berries I bought for you? Are you in good health? Didn't get better?"

After speaking, he decisively handed back the microphone.

And this question, seemingly far-fetched and thoughtful, actually harbors a sinister intention!
The audience reacted for a while, bursting with laughter.

"Hahaha~~"

"Buy goji berries?"

"Is this talking about the school grass's kidney deficiency?"

"Is it worth it?"

"It should be accurate, this is a bad review from those who have personally experienced it!!"

"I can't do it...I'm going to laugh until I die!"

For the first time, Li Peifeng knew that more than 300 people could laugh so loudly and for such a long time.

"What's going on with Fengfeng? I always feel like he's offended a lot of little girls!"

"When the lecture is over, let's talk to him."

Yu Huizhi and Li Qiyuan sat under the stage with unhappy faces, expressing double concerns about their son's physical and psychological health. Li Peifeng's true face was inevitably gradually revealed in front of his parents...

"That's not right." Xu Maning muttered softly, and poked Wu Wenyue: "Does he suffer from kidney deficiency?"

Wu Wenyue lowered her voice and scolded angrily: "Fuck! Don't you know if he's not? This woman obviously has the idea of ​​destroying it if she doesn't get it."

"Bitch!" Seeing Li Peifeng's reputation ruined by such sarcasm, Xu Manning turned her head to look at He Yimeng, as if she wanted to remember the appearance of this woman...

"It's really a sea king."

Huang Tianxuan folded her hands on her shoulders and laughed dumbly.

"If you messed with flowers and grass in the past, you'll get me into trouble! I can't spare you if you screw up the lecture!"

The teachers and professors sitting in the front row were also joking with each other. Zhao Qingge was very impatient to listen to Li Peifeng's past gossip, glared at Li Peifeng, stood up again, and wanted to tap the microphone to manage the order in the venue and wipe Li Peifeng's ass.

But I heard voices coming from the stage...

"I finished drinking the goji berries you bought last year."

Li Peifeng spoke calmly, with a gentle smile on his face: "Now I don't drink anymore, and my physical condition is much better. Thank you for your concern for me."

Since the beginning of the lecture, Li Peifeng has used the sound of the sound of winding beams, but his power was relatively weak before. This time, he increased his power!

The sound passed through the microphone to the speaker, vibrating the air in the classroom, and then gently brushing past everyone's ears, as if there was a gust of wind in the room.

"After the clouds leave, ten years will flow."

Li Peifeng glanced at the audience, and his eyes swept over the faces of the familiar women one by one. The women reacted differently, or avoided their eyes, or looked at them without changing their expressions, or responded with smiles, resentment, nostalgia, Affectionate expression...

"I saw a lot of familiar friends in the audience, many of whom I haven't seen for a long time, and I looked a little strange."

"Think about it carefully, oh, this brother, I met when I was a sophomore, and that sister, I met when I was a freshman. Think again, freshman? That wasn't five or six years ago Son? How time flies."

Li Peifeng sighed, but then smiled again: "I recently re-read "One Hundred Years of Solitude", Mr. Huang's translation, which gave me a lot of emotions."

"No matter where you go, you should remember that the past is false, memory is an endless road, all past springs will no longer exist, and even the most tenacious and frenzied love, in the final analysis, is nothing but love. A fleeting reality, only solitude lasts forever."

"..."

Li Peifeng often uses the skill of "Zouliangzhiyin", and now he has a glimpse of the way. The voice that can move people's hearts, combined with the excerpts from this literary masterpiece, makes everyone in the classroom feel a strong sense of sadness and emotion. Much rendered, the scene was silent.

Tremble at my voice, ignorant mortals!
Repent under my voice, you bad women who will destroy me if you don't get it!

Forget it under my voice, forget my kidney deficiency, medlar! !
Damn, I have a steel kidney now, I can fight from the Nantianmen to Penglai East Road without blinking... But can this kind of thing be told to ordinary people?Isn't it getting darker and darker?
"Because of this passage, I wrote an essay."

In order to eliminate to a greater extent the negative impact of He Meng's questioning on himself, Li Peifeng decided to continue hypnosis and brainwashing with great intensity.

He operated the mouse and clicked on a document called 'Cranky' on his laptop, scrolled to the bottom, and a few lines of words were projected on the big screen.

Li Peifeng recalled softly, the women in the audience had different expressions...

"There are seasons for prosperity and decline, and there are periods for tides."

"Growth is like rushing into the sea, and youth is nothing but dust outside the body."

"Actually, it will be better after winter."

"It doesn't have to be snow forever."

"The bright moon is always there, but it's not suitable for you to stay here for long."

After reading it, Li Peifeng also felt a little emotional. Looking back at all the beauties around him in the past, and looking at Lao Zhao and the other two girls in the audience, his heart was full of waves, don't worry about expressing warmth in his heart.

I have seen many women and slept in all kinds of beds in hotels near North China Normal University, but I have never been afraid of the changes and turmoil in life!
He couldn't help looking out of the window. There were six big windows in total, but the figure of the moon was gone, leaving only the faint blue sky.

Yoho, is it time?

Li Peifeng was overjoyed instantly, and laughed: "Mingyue is gone, let's dismiss get out of class."

"no!"

"continue!"

"We haven't asked anything yet!!"

The people who were still in inexplicable emotions were excited by his words.

"Chen Yuan, look..."

Zhao Qingge asked a middle-aged man wearing glasses and a dark jacket beside him.

"Let Xiaofeng continue to talk, this is the voice of the masses."

Chen Yuan nodded with a smile, and then whispered to a teacher next to him: "You're right, you're right, I haven't seen such an interesting lecture for a long time, well, young people are still energetic!"

There is always someone who sees that the funeral is not too big!

(End of this chapter)