I am the king of hard rice
Chapter 142 DIY
Chapter 142 DIY
phone sex.
Direct and subtle, close and distant.
Li Peifeng tried passively a few times before, but some bad women took the initiative to chat, from serious to indecent, a little provocative... How can he, an innocent boy, stand up to it?
Half pushed and half was done by the bad woman on the phone.
And after experiencing it once, the magical feeling opened the door to a new world for Li Peifeng, because the two parties can construct a new story through words in advance, each play a role, and then make the psychological fantasy come true through words.
This is very suitable for him as an author to play, and he can play well.
All kinds of role-playing, what kind of campus workplace, ethical taboos, forced PLAY...
If both parties know better and have a tacit understanding, it will not be much worse than the feeling of real guns and live ammunition, and it may even be more pleasant.
Because this is called the beauty of imagination, although you can't see or touch the other person, you can listen to the other person's voice and imagine.In fantasy, that person is absolutely perfect, absolutely meeting your psychological expectations.
The person on the other end of the phone was covered with a veil, mysterious, romantic, and vague, and the blurrier the more beautiful.
But this skill, Yun Xinyue naturally doesn't know it, and she didn't even understand the phone sex, so she asked 'what do you mean', so Li Peifeng planned to teach it.
Reverse it!It's against Tiangang!
Li Peifeng began to teach the teacher knowledge!
"Honey, I'm holding you now, do you feel my hug?"
"no!"
Yun Xinyue's voice became tense, subconsciously revealing some of its original quality: "What do you want?"
Li Peifeng slowed down his speech, tried his best to use his voice, and said in a low voice: "Is my wife in front of the computer? Imagine this baby sitting on your lap, holding you with both hands, and then gently kissing your lips."
"...how much does your baby weigh?"
Li Peifeng ignored it, and continued to patiently say: "Now, you want to untie your clothes, don't you understand? Then I will help you!"
"you shut up!"
Yun Xinyue seemed a little annoyed, but Li Peifeng could hear her gasping gradually, and his heart became hotter: "I didn't seem to hear what you said, so I reached out and took off your shirt forcefully..."
"Don't give up! Stay away from me!"
"You stretched out your hands to push, but it didn't work. Instead, it made me more excited. So my wife, can you guess what I'm going to do next?"
"Bastard, don't touch me!" Yun Xinyue began to curse!
Yun Xinyue was out of breath: "Don't stretch, disgusting! I'm going to hang up, don't talk to me!"
Why don't you just hang up the voice call and tell me what to do? !
Li Peifeng grinned secretly, and continued to say in a magnetic voice: "I stretched out my hand and slowly unbuttoned your clothes, with one hand on my chest,..."
Yun Xinyue snorted coldly; "It doesn't exist at all, it's all your fantasy!"
"Yes, it's my fantasy..."
After Li Peifeng confessed frankly, his words changed, and his tone was gentle: "But now I'm going to take off my pants, I've already taken them off, I took off my pants in front of my wife..."
"Evil... evil!!"
Yun Xinyue almost couldn't hold back, gritted her teeth and said, "Put it on for me!!!"
"It's already taken off, I took it off so fast, it's impossible to put it on."
Li Peifeng suppressed a smile, cut the voice to the background, slipped off, took a photo with his mobile phone, clicked it, and sent it.
The scale of the photo this time is too big, the other end of the phone remained silent, as if he hadn't seen it, but Li Peifeng said directly: "Honey, did you see it?"
"I'm...I'm working, don't talk to me."
Yun Xinyue's tone was extremely severe, but it also made Zhao Qingge's original voice sound more obvious.
Li Peifeng became more and more excited: "Then you continue to work, and I will also work, and then I will take off your..."
……
……
The next day, early in the morning, restaurant.
"Ha~"
"Didn't rest well?"
Wu Wenyue couldn't help but look at Li Peifeng, who was stretching and yawning, and handed over a bowl of porridge: "How many times have I told you, don't always stay up late typing!"
Last night, Li Peifeng and Yun Xinyue's voice chat ended after just over half an hour.
At first, Zhao Qingge was very resistant and conflicted. No matter what Li Peifeng said, she didn't cooperate, or if she cooperated, she just didn't cooperate.
But after Li Peifeng posted that photo, Zhao Qingge stopped talking, not saying a word.
If Li Peifeng hadn't turned the volume up to the maximum and could still hear the faint sound of breathing, he would have suspected that the other party might have just unplugged the microphone.
In the end, under Li Peifeng's more intense verbal stimulation, Yun Xinyue hung up her voice and disappeared without a trace.
When she ran, Li Peifeng was terrified, and Li was so energetic that he wanted to do thousands of push-ups. He would definitely not be able to sleep, so he simply got up and read books, which were all about writing and creation. The book, I studied all night.
Therefore, at this time, Li Peifeng's spirit seems to be slightly worse than usual, but the steel kidney and the stone liver are extremely powerful. He stood up, with a little stubble, and looked haggard than before in front of people who knew him well.
"No code words, just reading a book."
Li Peifeng made a fool of himself, took the porridge, and drank it casually.
Xu Maning expressed doubts: "Really? I watched it all night? Didn't do anything bad?"
"What bad thing can I do?"
Xu Maning teased, "There are so many bad things you can do. But judging by your current sluggish posture, it seems that there is only one left..."
"Heh~" Wu Wenyue smiled without saying a word.
Li Peifeng smiled and nodded: "Yes, I did it, I DIY it myself!"
The two girls showed such expressions, and there was a little anger in their eyes besides contempt, as if the wife found out that her husband was dating her first love.
"Why do you have the nerve to say that? You even lick your face and admit it?! Do you know the seriousness of this matter?"
Li Peifeng cut it: "Don't do it, how serious is it? Is it as heavy as a feather?"
Xu Man's lips turned pale in anger, and he slapped the table angrily and said, "You are betraying!!!"
Crazy one?
Li Peifeng didn't bother to talk about it, and then he was preparing to eat. Unexpectedly, Wu Wenyue went straight into the kitchen, turned around and came out with a cold kitchen knife...
"Ask Yue! Brother Yue! Father Yue! Dad, what are you doing?!"
"Speak!"
Wu Wenyue was holding the kitchen knife, her eyes glaring fiercely: "Which hand do you use, dog?"
(End of this chapter)
phone sex.
Direct and subtle, close and distant.
Li Peifeng tried passively a few times before, but some bad women took the initiative to chat, from serious to indecent, a little provocative... How can he, an innocent boy, stand up to it?
Half pushed and half was done by the bad woman on the phone.
And after experiencing it once, the magical feeling opened the door to a new world for Li Peifeng, because the two parties can construct a new story through words in advance, each play a role, and then make the psychological fantasy come true through words.
This is very suitable for him as an author to play, and he can play well.
All kinds of role-playing, what kind of campus workplace, ethical taboos, forced PLAY...
If both parties know better and have a tacit understanding, it will not be much worse than the feeling of real guns and live ammunition, and it may even be more pleasant.
Because this is called the beauty of imagination, although you can't see or touch the other person, you can listen to the other person's voice and imagine.In fantasy, that person is absolutely perfect, absolutely meeting your psychological expectations.
The person on the other end of the phone was covered with a veil, mysterious, romantic, and vague, and the blurrier the more beautiful.
But this skill, Yun Xinyue naturally doesn't know it, and she didn't even understand the phone sex, so she asked 'what do you mean', so Li Peifeng planned to teach it.
Reverse it!It's against Tiangang!
Li Peifeng began to teach the teacher knowledge!
"Honey, I'm holding you now, do you feel my hug?"
"no!"
Yun Xinyue's voice became tense, subconsciously revealing some of its original quality: "What do you want?"
Li Peifeng slowed down his speech, tried his best to use his voice, and said in a low voice: "Is my wife in front of the computer? Imagine this baby sitting on your lap, holding you with both hands, and then gently kissing your lips."
"...how much does your baby weigh?"
Li Peifeng ignored it, and continued to patiently say: "Now, you want to untie your clothes, don't you understand? Then I will help you!"
"you shut up!"
Yun Xinyue seemed a little annoyed, but Li Peifeng could hear her gasping gradually, and his heart became hotter: "I didn't seem to hear what you said, so I reached out and took off your shirt forcefully..."
"Don't give up! Stay away from me!"
"You stretched out your hands to push, but it didn't work. Instead, it made me more excited. So my wife, can you guess what I'm going to do next?"
"Bastard, don't touch me!" Yun Xinyue began to curse!
Yun Xinyue was out of breath: "Don't stretch, disgusting! I'm going to hang up, don't talk to me!"
Why don't you just hang up the voice call and tell me what to do? !
Li Peifeng grinned secretly, and continued to say in a magnetic voice: "I stretched out my hand and slowly unbuttoned your clothes, with one hand on my chest,..."
Yun Xinyue snorted coldly; "It doesn't exist at all, it's all your fantasy!"
"Yes, it's my fantasy..."
After Li Peifeng confessed frankly, his words changed, and his tone was gentle: "But now I'm going to take off my pants, I've already taken them off, I took off my pants in front of my wife..."
"Evil... evil!!"
Yun Xinyue almost couldn't hold back, gritted her teeth and said, "Put it on for me!!!"
"It's already taken off, I took it off so fast, it's impossible to put it on."
Li Peifeng suppressed a smile, cut the voice to the background, slipped off, took a photo with his mobile phone, clicked it, and sent it.
The scale of the photo this time is too big, the other end of the phone remained silent, as if he hadn't seen it, but Li Peifeng said directly: "Honey, did you see it?"
"I'm...I'm working, don't talk to me."
Yun Xinyue's tone was extremely severe, but it also made Zhao Qingge's original voice sound more obvious.
Li Peifeng became more and more excited: "Then you continue to work, and I will also work, and then I will take off your..."
……
……
The next day, early in the morning, restaurant.
"Ha~"
"Didn't rest well?"
Wu Wenyue couldn't help but look at Li Peifeng, who was stretching and yawning, and handed over a bowl of porridge: "How many times have I told you, don't always stay up late typing!"
Last night, Li Peifeng and Yun Xinyue's voice chat ended after just over half an hour.
At first, Zhao Qingge was very resistant and conflicted. No matter what Li Peifeng said, she didn't cooperate, or if she cooperated, she just didn't cooperate.
But after Li Peifeng posted that photo, Zhao Qingge stopped talking, not saying a word.
If Li Peifeng hadn't turned the volume up to the maximum and could still hear the faint sound of breathing, he would have suspected that the other party might have just unplugged the microphone.
In the end, under Li Peifeng's more intense verbal stimulation, Yun Xinyue hung up her voice and disappeared without a trace.
When she ran, Li Peifeng was terrified, and Li was so energetic that he wanted to do thousands of push-ups. He would definitely not be able to sleep, so he simply got up and read books, which were all about writing and creation. The book, I studied all night.
Therefore, at this time, Li Peifeng's spirit seems to be slightly worse than usual, but the steel kidney and the stone liver are extremely powerful. He stood up, with a little stubble, and looked haggard than before in front of people who knew him well.
"No code words, just reading a book."
Li Peifeng made a fool of himself, took the porridge, and drank it casually.
Xu Maning expressed doubts: "Really? I watched it all night? Didn't do anything bad?"
"What bad thing can I do?"
Xu Maning teased, "There are so many bad things you can do. But judging by your current sluggish posture, it seems that there is only one left..."
"Heh~" Wu Wenyue smiled without saying a word.
Li Peifeng smiled and nodded: "Yes, I did it, I DIY it myself!"
The two girls showed such expressions, and there was a little anger in their eyes besides contempt, as if the wife found out that her husband was dating her first love.
"Why do you have the nerve to say that? You even lick your face and admit it?! Do you know the seriousness of this matter?"
Li Peifeng cut it: "Don't do it, how serious is it? Is it as heavy as a feather?"
Xu Man's lips turned pale in anger, and he slapped the table angrily and said, "You are betraying!!!"
Crazy one?
Li Peifeng didn't bother to talk about it, and then he was preparing to eat. Unexpectedly, Wu Wenyue went straight into the kitchen, turned around and came out with a cold kitchen knife...
"Ask Yue! Brother Yue! Father Yue! Dad, what are you doing?!"
"Speak!"
Wu Wenyue was holding the kitchen knife, her eyes glaring fiercely: "Which hand do you use, dog?"
(End of this chapter)
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