I am the king of hard rice

Chapter 148 You Die!
Facts have proved that joking with others must be done in moderation, once it goes too far, it will be very embarrassing!
Wu Wenyue and Xu Maning faced this problem, and Li Peifeng felt uncomfortable being caught in the middle.

The meal was cooked in silence, and the meal was eaten in silence. The three of them did not communicate, and the atmosphere was about to freeze.

Li Peifeng couldn't take it anymore, and told a few jokes to try to liven up the atmosphere, but to no avail, the two girls regarded him as air.

After thinking for a moment, Li decided to take the risk of talking about something profound...

"What does the question of meeting parents mean behind it? It means getting married. Although it is too early to talk about this question, since you have encountered it now and you want me to give an answer, then I will not avoid talking about it."

"First of all, let me express my attitude, that is, I must be [-]% responsible for the people and things I encounter in my life, and what comes out of my mouth."

"Ah."

A burst of laughter came from Xu Maning.

Li Peifeng glanced at her, stopped talking, and continued to eat.

"and then?"

Xu Maning asked, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Responsible, why are you responsible? It's just a nice word."

"Look at this bowl." Wu Wenyue knocked on the big man who packed the soup, and smiled contemptuously: "It's big and round, listen to that pancake, it's round and big, it's full of nonsense, skr~"

Xu Maning laughed, "I'll give you full marks for this improvisation."

"Two little brats."

"Who is the kid talking about?"

Li Peifeng was silent again, and after a while, he slowly asked in doubt: "Do you know what marriage is? Are you ready to accept marriage?"

"I don't know if you have thought about this question, but I have thought about it seriously."

Although Li Peifeng has never been married, he had a similar experience in his dream. Coupled with some of his own thinking before, he has a different view on marriage.

"What does marriage mean? Usually in stories such as novels and movies, marriage means the end. Marriage means that a strong person has a weakness, and it means that a lonely poet loses his soul."

"When you want to go all out to go to the mountains and seas, there is always someone at home that you have to worry about. When you want to go to the moon for nine days, you suddenly remember that your child's diaper is not washed. You finally got off work after a tiring day, but saw me sitting in front of the computer indifferently. The appearance of code words, dinner was not made for you, the child was crying on the bed, and the house was a mess, so you began to doubt this relationship in your heart, you accused me, humiliated me, and scolded me "why don't you die ", I completely forgot the fact that you said emotionally, "I will love you even if you become a dung beetle."

"Who said such a disgusting thing?"

Xu Manning was angry and funny, but when she saw the calm Wu Wenyue, she immediately widened her eyes and said angrily, "Did you tell him?"

"No!" Wu Wenyue Xin said, the original words were not like that.

"You didn't tell him, how could he say that?!"

Xu Maning was filled with resentment: "You are really shameless! You never told me!!"

Wu Wenyue was impatient: "The love stories I told you are much more nasty than this, okay?!"

"So, can you answer my question just now?"

Li Peifeng ignored the jealous quarrel between the two, and stared at them separately: "Have you understood the essence of marriage? Are you ready? Do you have the answer?"

Wu Wenyue didn't speak.

Xu Maning was still stubborn: "Why do you want an answer?"

"Love can be blind, but marriage must be sensible." Li Peifeng frowned and said, "You can't even want to find someone to marry without knowing what marriage is?"

"..."

"Then I'll ask you two more questions, you don't have to answer, think for yourself."

Li Peifeng said again: "First, if girls can get married, would you still choose me?"

"Second, if I'm only in a relationship with one of you two, would you still be in such a hurry to let me meet your parents?"

"Third, have you ever thought about whether you want to be with me because you love me, or because you urgently need such a contractual relationship due to the pressure of the world, so you have to make a choice and want to attack me first?" Qiang, afraid that the other party will snatch me away?"

"..."

The two girls wanted to say something, but didn't know what to say.

"With all due respect, I feel like I'm just a tool now." Li Peifeng's tone became more serious: "For a tool for you to accomplish your life goal of marriage, or for a prize, you compete back and forth, although I seem to be very sought-after and popular. , but I can't feel your love."

When he said this, he took a special look at Xu Maning, and Miss Xu was not happy on the spot.

"Speak clearly to me!"

Li Peifeng's expression was subtle, and he thought about it for a while, and then used the lingering voice: "Man Ning, if the books I write don't make any money in the future, I don't have any source of income. I just code at home every day, earn thousands of yuan in manuscript fees a month, and live on my own. Everything has become a problem. And your career is booming, and your wealth is tens of billions. At that time, are you really willing to support me and won't you leave me?"

See you in the picture!

Li Peifeng's purpose was only exposed at this time, so much preparation was done just now, just for this sentence.

And Xu Maning's answer blurted out without thinking;

"Are you sick?"

Li Peifeng was choked, and after he realized it, he simply nodded: "Yes, I will not only be poor, but also sick, so will you support me?" At the end, he added: "It's not the kidney and prostate disease, my two organs won't get sick."

"Virtue!"

Xu Maning rolled her eyes speechlessly, and wanted to turn back, but seeing the expressionless Wu Wenyue, she blinked her eyes and said softly, "Peifeng, if you marry me, my money will be yours." How can you still be poor? Besides, your income is nothing to me now, so in terms of material things, I can pay more. I will also prepare the house and the car. You don't have to worry about that. And..."

Xu Maning changed her voice, and looked at Wu Wenyue: "I will prepare Yueyue's share, after all, we are a family."

Wu Wenyue chuckled, "Thank you, no need."

Li Peifeng looked expectant: "So, Manning, will you support me?"

Xu Maning nodded: "Yes, as long as your self-esteem allows, didn't I tell you such a proposal when we were in love before? But you don't agree."

[Task name: Please support me. 】

[Task progress: 2/5. 】

Li Peifeng breathed a sigh of relief, the progress is very fast, there are only three people left to complete it...

But Comrade Wu Wenyue was very unhappy at this time!

"Xiaofeng, come here."

Wu Wenyue waved to Li Peifeng with a smile: "Come here with your ears."

"what?"

Li Peifeng approached cautiously, but Wu Wenyue gritted his teeth: "You die! You go out of the door! You go up the mountain and plant yourself in the field, and I will find a few dung beetles to fertilize you. It happens that the family is almost out of food. See if you can grow rice. If it’s not possible, go to the street wearing a protective suit to see who is not wearing a mask. You supervise and supervise. I will communicate with the community and ask them to issue you a volunteer certificate. This can be considered a contribution to society!"

Li Peifeng said weakly: "Brother Yue, what are you talking about?"

Wu Wenyue sneered: "What did I say? What did you say? How can a good person look for someone to raise every day? After asking, I asked Manning? How much do you need love? You can't live anymore? You are seventy Is it because the child is still not weaned? You are so tall and muscular and weigh more than 200 kilograms. You really can’t go to the bottom of the bridge to perform, play with broken boulders on your chest and ask for rewards, then you can be considered self-reliant!"

"You are purely a big intestine wrapped in a small intestine, and the small intestine is glued together!"

Wu Wenyue said that she was really angry at the end, picked up the bowl, cursed and walked to the living room, sat on the sofa and ate.

Analyzing the reasons for Wu Wenyue's anger, Li Peifeng guessed that firstly, it was because he had no hope of seeing his parents during the winter vacation, secondly, he was annoyed by her behavior of asking Xu Manning after asking the same thing, and secondly, it might be because of the low self-esteem caused by Miss Xu's flaunting of her wealth. up?

Li Peifeng said awkwardly: "I'm just asking casually, you don't have any food, why don't you go to the living room to eat dry food?"

"I lose my appetite seeing you, don't talk to me!"

"..."

Xu Maning waved her hand: "Okay, I'll set aside some dishes and accompany her to the living room to eat. You can eat yours."

After a not-so-pleasant dinner, the two girls went back to their rooms.

Li Peifeng cleaned the dining table, and he also washed the pots and pans. There will always be some small conflicts in the cohabitation life.

As the saying goes, how can a horse spoon not touch the edge of the pot?During the honeymoon, the young couple might have a falling out because of trivial matters!Let alone three people?
Mr. Li didn't take it too seriously, but the matter of seeing the parents was still unresolved, sooner or later it would be a problem...

While cleaning, Li Peifeng thought about the solution.

After washing the bowls and wiping the pan, he also thought about it. He returned to his room, picked a few books from the bookshelf, and knocked on the door of the side sleeping room.

"Dong Dong~"

He knocked symbolically, but no one answered. Li Peifeng was not polite, and pushed the door in. The two girls were sitting in front of the computer, busy with work and study, and ignored him.

"Two dears, take a look at these books when you have time."

Li Peifeng put all the books in his hand on the bed.

"what?"

Curiously, Xu Maning got up and flipped through the pages, and saw the titles of several books.

"Family, Private Ownership and the Origin of the State", "Understanding Love", "Five Languages ​​of Love", "Intimate Relationship", "The Meaning of Marriage".

"You let us watch this?" Xu Maning looked incredulous: "Should I call you Teacher Li?"

Wu Wenyue also cast a glance: "What's wrong with you again?"

Li Peifeng said quietly: "There are five books here. You should read them as soon as possible, and then write a PPT with no less than [-] words. A report meeting will be organized at home, and you will go to the stage to express your own views. I will give you a score based on your statement and the level of the PPT, and finally, according to the score, I will decide which parent to meet first."

As soon as the voice fell, the room was quiet for a moment.

Wu Wenyue got up slowly, squinted her eyes, and walked slowly towards Li Peifeng.

Xu Maning gently stroked her chin with one hand, picked up the thickest book among the five with the other, and weighed the book.

"I think your understanding of feelings and marriage, as well as how to get along with and maintain intimate relationships, may be a little one-sided. You need to learn more. There is no other meaning..."

Li Peifeng spoke with a normal expression while slowly backing away, aiming at the door.

"Li Peifeng! I'm ignoring you...I'm going to squeeze shit out of you...#&@!(@#"

Wu Wenyue's eyes were about to burst into flames, and she rushed forward in three steps while cursing.

"boom!!"

Xu Maning was even more ruthless, picked up the book and threw it at Li Peifeng, showing a ferocious expression: "Yueyue, kill him! Is this kid here to apply for a job?!"

"Speak well, don't do anything if you have something to do!"

Li Peifeng ran away like a girl, and ran so fast. After returning to his room, he quickly locked the door, but the murderous look behind the door still scared him into a cold sweat.

"Dong Dong Dong!!"

"Li Peifeng, open the door if you have the guts!"

"If I don't beat you today, you will be so blue and swollen that you really don't know your last name!!"

"Dog, open the door! What do you think of the two of us?"

The door of the room was smashed, and the two girls scolded while smashing it.

Li Peifeng spoke righteously: "Let me just say that you have problems getting along with your intimate relationship. Look at your attitude. It seems that you are manic. Go back to your room and read to me!"

(End of this chapter)