I am the king of hard rice

Chapter 163 The Shift Problem
"Give us an injection? Booster injection? I'll fuck you first!"

"Man Ning, do it with me!"

"The injections are just a joke, why don't we sleep together? It's so late, stop making trouble."

"You also have his surname Li? You little bitch! How can it be good for three of us to sleep together? You forgot how we discussed it, right? Drive this wolf away with me!"

"Shut up, you all take off your pants, I'm going to start the injection, this vaccine is a butt needle..."

"Get out! Xiu Gogou, get out!"

"Li Peifeng, you really dare to take off my pants in front of her?! Get out!"

"Xiaofeng, you bastard, what do you want to do? You want to die, don't you?"

"You refuse to be vaccinated, I must take compulsory measures... Ah, how dare you attack the doctor?"

Then, the two girls reached a consensus, and there was a crackling sound from the side sleeper, and Li Peifeng was kicked out.

A woman I can't hide from.A woman makes me ache all over - Borges.

Li Peifeng also felt the same about this sentence. At this time, Wu Wenyue and Xu Maning had pinched his upper body all over, grinning and rubbing his lips, and went back to his room, but recalling the situation just now, he was still a little unwilling.

Just a little bit, just a little bit, the vaccine was given to the two girls.

Summing up the failure experience, Li Peifeng guessed that the timing of his choice might be wrong. First, it was because Wu Wenyue's body had not yet recovered from the green light. Second, it was because he lacked a little bit of romance.

Cosplay is certainly exciting, but if the three of them want to get in touch with each other in depth, they also need a romantic atmosphere. This atmosphere has not been created in place, so the two girls have more or less resistance.

But this "nucleic acid test" operation is not nothing. At least Li Peifeng has some understanding of the power of the reward [(Halo) Image Spokesperson] just drawn.

Two lottery chances, one bye, and the second time it was drawn.

Mr. Tony's secret halo is really domineering, not to mention the funny ability that the hairstyle will not be blown by the wind; nor to increase the effect of cosmetics and reduce the side effects, which is of no use to a man like Li Peifeng; only the halo The last function of , every time you wear an accessory, you can increase the overall image by 10%; this is by no means empty, and the halo can be open all day long.

After Li Peifeng drew the prize, he wore a ring and sunglasses in the bedroom. After looking in the mirror for a long time, he felt that he was really handsome. After that, he went to sleep on his side and planned to test it in front of Wu Wenyue and Xu Maning.

The actual measurement results are extraordinary, the mask is 50%, and both girls like him, breaking through the upper limit of the halo and adding 30% will directly explode.

If it was said that Li Peifeng's appearance was at the level of urban grass before, then after adding the halo, it can never be so simple and generalized.

Because everyone's aesthetic concept is different, even if he is a peerless handsome guy, some people think he looks ordinary, and the halo of the image spokesperson involves the mysterious power of magic, which can surpass the boundaries of everyone's aesthetics and let everyone They all recognize the image of the recipient of the halo, at least 50% or 80% of that halo comes with it.

So much so that after Li Peifeng entered the room, he could see the stars in the eyes of the second daughter Wu Xu.

It is estimated that without this halo, I broke into the bedroom of the two girls with my image that looked more like a "psychopath" than a doctor, and I was kicked out on the spot. Taking turns kissing would definitely not work.

But no matter how good things are, there are also shortcomings. Li Peifeng feels that if he takes off the mask, the bonus image will no longer exist. Being kicked out by them may have something to do with this.

"In the future, you can consider wearing a watch, necklace, or small earrings for a long time. You usually wear two or three pieces, and you can gather five pieces for important occasions. The aura is fully activated, and you can hold a golden hoop and a big stick to slay demons!"

Li Peifeng touched his ears, wondering if he had the opportunity to go to the hospital for two ear piercings.

Wearing ear studs will be very girly?He didn't have this trouble. Li Peifeng felt that with his height and weight, wearing earrings would make it less oppressive, and it would be very good.

"Code word code word!"

Putting aside his miscellaneous thoughts, Li Peifeng took a cup of hot water and turned on the computer to get down to business.

Recently, the work is heavy. There is an opening report for a new topic that needs to be written, and the novel "The Lady" is about to be finished. The new book can only be put down temporarily. Li Peifeng plans to work hard to finish the book of the queen in a month, at least save the manuscript After finishing the book, he will devote himself to writing the new book, but he will record the occasional inspiration.

"That's the end of today's book B!"

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, Li Peifeng stretched his waist, logged in to TT as usual, and was about to read some news before going to bed, only to find that his TT had been blown up.

Not only did I receive a lot of private chats from my peers, but there are more people on the account '@人世一两风' in the author chat group. The reason is that after Li Peifeng signed the electronic version of the platinum contract, today, under his author avatar Finally, there are two more lines; Platinum.

At the same time, there is also a small official advertisement on the homepage of the women's channel website at the end point; "Congratulations on becoming a new platinum writer"

Clicking in, you can go directly to Li Peifeng's writer's homepage, and there is an additional line of comments written by the editor under the pseudonym.

"One or two winds in the world, a platinum writer of Dian Dian Group, with extremely creative works, humorous writing style, ups and downs in the plot, widely loved by readers."

"No wonder the rewards and subscriptions of all my works have increased a lot today!"

Li Peifeng smiled, and flipped through TT's latest news, and couldn't stop smiling.

He is already tired of hearing the compliments from female fans, but the compliments from his peers are even more beneficial to him, especially when most of the people he chats with are female authors...

"Damn, Feng Da, are you platinum?"

"When did it happen? Quietly?"

"Fuck you, sign the platinum and still dive? This is too low-key!"

"(Photo) Feng Da, is this you? Your readers posted it in my book fan group, saying that this is you! I don't believe it!"

"(Se) God, is he really a boy? Still so handsome?"

"It's fake, it must be fake. How can there be such a handsome online writer? Especially those who write women's books!"

"It should be true. The rumors have been very popular these two days. One or two winds set up an offline book club. Many of his female book fans have seen him. Several book fans also read my books and are still in the group. Li posted a photo with himself, Que is handsome."

"Ahh! @人间一两风, I'll give you 200 million, and my cpdd, if it's not enough, I'll add more!"

I don’t see anything after that. Li Peifeng seldom bubbles up in these female writers’ groups. Too familiar, at this time just glanced at it, and then shifted my mind to other private chats or friend applications.

In addition to book friends and colleagues, among those who added Li Peifeng as friends, there are three bloggers who claim to be bloggers from the Internet and self-media, and they want to conduct a text or video interview with him. The visitors did not refuse, they all accepted friend requests, and chatted with a blogger who was still online.

Editor Xia Sheng sent him another message...

"I've pulled you into the Platinum Writers Group, agree and say hello."

Li Peifeng clicked the mouse, entered the group named 'Platinum Club', sent a good emoticon package, then played the habit of diving monsters again, and chatted with Xia Sheng: "Brother, why are you staying up so late? It's been so hard."

Editor Xia Sheng: "It's not hard work, life is hard."

Editor Xia Sheng: "Let's get down to business, next week your book "The Lady" should have a front page recommendation, and other old books will have several recommended places for finished copies."

One or two winds in the world: "Thank you, show your heart."

Editor Xia Sheng: "How many words are left for "The Lady"?"

One or two winds in the world: "There are less than 20 words, and there are currently [-] manuscripts, and I will finish writing another big plot."

Editor Xia Sheng: "Okay, before finishing this book, I will apply for two good recommendations for you. After finishing this book, you can conceive a new book, but it is very not recommended that you switch to the male channel. It is best to write that fantasy idea in the female channel." Write."

One or two winds in the world: "I have a dream... I still want to switch to the male channel."

Editor Xia Sheng: "Let's put on the vest and write, because you are a female channel platinum, according to the contract, you don't get any promotional treatment when you write a book for the male channel, and you have to start from scratch like a newcomer and recommend one level at a time. bit. If you write with a vest, you will be rushed if you write it at that time, and it will not affect the pen name of 'one or two winds in the world'."

One or two winds in the world: "If you change the vest, will the royalties still be divided into [-]? There are also other divisions such as film and television copyrights. Is it based on platinum or A sign?"

Editor Xia Sheng: "Follow lot A."

One or two winds in the world: "Then I'd better write in large size."

Editor Xia Sheng: "(Angry) You are really inflated! I hope you will be as miserable as possible, come back to me and continue to write women's videos after you realize the reality!!"

One or two winds in the world: "(crying) so you don't like me?"

Editor Xia Sheng: "I'm talking about the facts. I even feel that signing your new book is difficult. The editors of the male channel probably don't even look at it. But don't worry, they don't want me to sign you across channels in the first place. Try to catch up with me." Sign the contract successfully before your eunuch."

One or two winds in the world: "Are you humiliating me?!"

One or two winds in the world: "Continue, please step up your efforts! Humiliate me a few more words, and the 'waste material withdrawal flow' will be triggered soon. The harder you belittle now, the more popular the new book's grades may be!"

Editor Xia Sheng: "(Yin smile) Want to slap me in the face? Impossible. I wish you a great success in your new book. After signing the female channel platinum, you will move to the male channel. Become a god with one book, win the male channel platinum contract again, and create In the history of the terminal group, the first writer who has a platinum contract for both men and women!"

One or two winds in the world: "Then I will lend you a good word~"

Editor Xia Sheng: "You really dare to think..."

"click~"

While Li Peifeng was chatting, the bedroom door was quietly opened, and he cast his gaze to the crack of the door.

"Shh~"

Xu Maning made a silent gesture, wearing only two pieces of underwear all over her body, with bare feet, tiptoed into the room, closed the door carefully, and then looked at Mr. Li with bright eyes: "It's so late Are you still typing?"

Li Peifeng was stunned for a moment, then grinned and said, "Ah, I'm mainly waiting for you."

"What are you waiting for?"

Li Peifeng raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?"

"..."

Xu Maning blushed slightly, and did not reply, but spread out the palm of her right hand, revealing a rectangular car key: "You two each have one key, and you can open it as you like in the future. It is guaranteed until August next year."

"Thanks, dear."

Li Peifeng happily took the car keys, while Xu Maning turned around and sat by the bed, looking left and right, up and down.

"She fell asleep?"

"Well, I slept soundly."

Of course Li Peifeng understood this hint, turned off the computer decisively, took off his shirt, got up and sat down next to Xu Manning, hugged her, and...

"What are you doing?" Xu Maning was a little shy: "Don't touch me, I'm just here to give you the car keys."

"Don't pretend, what kind of car key can you give me at this late hour, can't you give it to me tomorrow morning?"

"..."

Li Peifeng said viciously: "Say, do you want to get vaccinated?"

"Well, I want a vaccine."

Xu Manning's eyes were like pools of clear water, and her breathing became rapid: "Doctor Li, please, please put on a mask, I, I want a booster injection."

……

Considering that it was too late, the injection was over after more than half an hour, but Xu Maning was very satisfied after receiving the vaccine. Not only did she not have any discomfort, she could even be said to be happy physically and mentally, and she walked out of the bedroom with a red face.

Li Peifeng also stepped out, and the two of them did some cleaning work together, and went back to their respective houses.

At this time, the sky outside the curtains was already dark, Li Peifeng went to bed and covered himself with a small quilt, and was about to close his eyes and go to sleep, but he vaguely heard the conversation between two girls from another bedroom...

"Why did you go?"

"...Go to the bathroom."

"And before going to the bathroom?"

"..."

"I asked you what did you do before you went to the toilet?!"

"Don't ask."

Xu Maning seemed to be coquettish: "Are you okay? Please, I love you Yueyue, let's kiss each other and sleep..."

"Who is kissing you? You get out!"

Wu Wenyue's word 'roll' was almost shouted out, and then...

"Teng Teng Teng ~"

The sound of hurried footsteps, like bare feet on the floor,
"click~"

The sound of the door opening on the side.

"Click ~ puff ~"

The sound of the door opening and the sound of footsteps in the master bedroom. Li Peifeng, who was lying on the bed, turned his head nervously, and saw Wu Wenyue, wearing a pajamas, with long bare legs, standing beside his bed, with faint eyes around her eyes. His eyes were dark circles, his pupils were bloodshot, and his complexion was very ugly.

"Ask Yue... Brother Yue, why didn't you sleep?"

Li Peifeng looked embarrassed: "We just woke you up?"

"Get up for me!!"

Wu Wenyue suppressed her anger, stretched out her hand and directly lifted his cup, condescendingly, clenched her fists, and gave a heavy blow...

"It hurts! It hurts! Fuck, Brother Yue, are you really cruel?"

"Li Peifeng, you bastard, keep you up in the middle of the night messing around with that little bitch!"

"No messing around, I'm giving her injections, booster injections!"

"Am I pretty! Are you really ashamed to say that?! Take it off! I want to take it too! Give me another injection now and I'll count you amazing!"

"you sure?"

Responding to Li Peifeng's fists and palms, he couldn't bear it anymore, sat up straight, dragged Wu Wenyue to the bed with his hands on the waist, and then pressed on the opponent's abdomen in a riding position...

"you dare?"

Wu Wenyue was panting and struggling crazily, while Li Peifeng was about to get an injection.

"..."

Xu Maning stood in front of the master bedroom door, looking at the scene in front of her head, a little funny and a little angry: "Li Peifeng! Let go of Yueyue! She, she faints now, I can give her another injection!"

Hearing this, Wu Wenyue suddenly slowed down her struggle, glanced outside the door, and coldly snorted to Li Peifeng: "Go and close the door, let her listen!"

Is this for revenge?
Li Peifeng realized something, accepted his opinion with a smile, got up and was about to close the door, but before closing it, he kindly asked Xu Maning for his opinion: "Honey, why don't you come in too?"

Xu Maning's supposedly slender eyes widened and she said angrily, "Dream!"

"Then go to bed first."

Li Peifeng hugged her and comforted her: "We will end soon."

"Click!"

The door was closed, and Xu Maning stood outside the door, hesitating for a while, and went back to her bedroom, but she couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, and there was no sound from the next door, which made her even more anxious and aroused a little bit of curiosity.

"I'll just take a look!"

"The door doesn't seem to be locked?"

Xu Maning put on her slippers, walked lightly to the living room, and slowly turned the doorknob, opening the door a little. Only the computer desk could be seen, but the angle of the bed could not be seen, and a little more...

But Li Peifeng and Wu Wenyue were seen lying on the bed hugging each other, just chatting quietly.

"What are you talking about?" Xu Maning felt disappointed in her heart, but fortunately, she simply opened the door and walked into the room.

Li Peifeng pondered and said: "I'm talking about who of you is one, three, five, and who is two, four, and six."

Xu Maning snorted and said with a smile, "Where's Zhou Tian?"

"I have a rest on Sunday, or...you can go together?"

　Starting tomorrow, strive for more every day.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)