I am the king of hard rice

Chapter 220 Love 36 Strategies
On the next Saturday, while having breakfast, Xu Maning and Wu Wenyue were whispering, and Li Peifeng was cooking in the kitchen, and they could hear it vaguely.

"He didn't wear a small umbrella yesterday, so he can't be pregnant, right?"

"He got it on...you and me, it should be fine."

"What if? I feel a little nauseous when I get up early."

"just in case……"

"There's nothing wrong with it." Li Peifeng approached with the food, and comforted him: "I have absolutely no problem controlling my body, and the possibility of misfiring the gun is basically zero!"

Xu Maning turned angry: "What you said is really like a scumbag, you don't want to be responsible no matter what, right?!"

Wu Wenyue also sneered: "Don't worry, if we really have one, you won't have to pay for the abortion at that time, I will take her to the hospital to have her aborted, first slaughter the evil species, and finally I will use a knife to castrate you first and then kill you. "

"Don't talk about anger." Li Peifeng said earnestly: "Am I the kind of irresponsible person? Which of you is pregnant, whose parents I will meet first, get married and hold banquets. If other girls have them, you should also have them." , I believe the other one can understand, if you are not satisfied, I will get a divorce after the child is born, and I will get a certificate with her."

"Have both at the same time?"

Li Peifeng looked suspiciously: "Being a mother is not an easy job, it means responsibility and pain. You two want to give birth to me so much? Then you take off your clothes and we will come again..."

"Fart, who wants to give you monkeys?"

"Sure enough, humans and dogs have different paths. Dogs can't spit out ivory. Go get some food, stop talking nonsense!"

The two girls were very ashamed, and they fought for a while, skipping the quarrel, and sat down to eat.

Li Peifeng asked about Wu Wenyue's back injury, the latter twisted her body from side to side, joyfully said with doubts that she seemed to be much better, and now Li was relieved, and repeatedly told her to keep confidentiality and how to take the medicine. give up.

After the meal, Xu Maning and Wu Wenyue left separately. The former was going to work to put the finishing touches on the production and design of "True Me" clothing.

The latter was to be a referee for the "Legend Cup" basketball game hosted by a certain state-owned enterprise, because it involved the previous hype plan of the short video studio. As the boss, Li Peifeng planned to follow along, but the editor Sheng Xia sent another reminder Call and persuade him to come down.

"The donkeys in the production team don't rest as much as you do. It's been a few days, and the outline of "Sword and Law" hasn't been written yet? What about the ending of "The Lady"? It hasn't been coded yet?!"

"Tell me what you're doing right now? Don't tell me about Calvin, Calvin's are all lazy and trash! It's just one word, code! I don't believe you spend sixteen hours a day sitting in front of the computer , can you still get the text?! The code is over, you can only have one thing in your heart, and that is the code! If you don’t code now, will you be empty in the future?”

Li Peifeng was more or less awakened, and then thought of what the two girls said during breakfast about pregnancy, children...

Wow, more stress.

How to do?You can only make money by coding!

Otherwise, those who eat soft rice and open a harem will really go to hell!

"The question is, why am I so miserable when I have a fucking system?"

Li Peifeng was a little skeptical about life. After thinking about it carefully, he felt that he was not to blame for this matter, but the system was too useless!

The rewards given are very unscrupulous, and can improve personal charm and improve the quality of life, but they are of no help in making money, and he is also very helpless.

"Let's write a book, let's write a book. Half my life is writing and half my life is empty, half for money and half for fame. I use the keyboard to achieve my dreams."

So, Li Peifeng returned to his home in Baoyu Community, turned into a ruthless coding machine, sat in front of the computer and wrote until almost noon, and the work state of forgetting to eat and sleep was interrupted by a WeChat message.

The letter came from a certain white-haired man with a dark heart...

He Yimeng: "When are you going to return the umbrella to me? Forgot?"

The offensive that Gu Jinyu said is coming?
Li Peifeng frowned slightly, put down the keyboard, picked up the phone, and replied: "You and Bai Suzhen drank realgar wine and wanted to be a demon again. If I return the umbrella, will I become Xu Xian?"

He Yimeng: "What nonsense are you talking about? You don't want to return the umbrella?"

Li Peifeng: "Beauty, did you lend me a big umbrella or a small umbrella?"

He Yimeng: "... I don't particularly mind if I pay back both."

Li Peifeng: "I mind, return your umbrella on Monday, and please don't be a monster, sir."

He Yimeng: "Leader? Who is the leader?"

Li Peifeng: "Stop pretending. As the saying goes, a one-night couple has a hundred days of kindness, and there are more than 80 people in the scumbag girl group. Half of them are my book fans, half of them have had a kindness with me, and you have also had a kindness with me. this?"

If Editor Xia hadn't made that phone call, Li Peifeng might really have remained the same to cope with all changes. Let's see what He Meng wants to use to play himself, it's just for fun, but when Xia Sheng's reminder call comes, , he was not in the mood at all.

"Women? Women only affect my speed of typing."

As for Li Peifeng's showdown, He Meng's side also stopped, and he didn't wait for a long time to reply. Li Peifeng cooked some food and had lunch, and the other party's news came over when he was almost finished.

"Yeah, why is this?"

The first is text and the second is audio.

He Yimeng's voice is very sincere: "Since you know everything, I won't hide it from you, but don't get me wrong, my real purpose is very simple, I don't want to harm you. I just want to see you weird through your beautiful body. And the ugly heart is deliberating whether to leave something in your heart."

Li Peifeng smiled and replied: "Let me translate for you. Simply put, you just want to test whether I am really going ashore or pretending to be a fake through the people of the scumbag girl group. If I still have a flirtatious temperament, you I'm going to step on it a few times, if I don't move, then you will be the first to step on it, isn't that the case?"

In fact, after learning about this from Gu Jinyu, Li Peifeng probably understood He Yimeng's thoughts, and now he is even more certain after hearing what she said.

It is certain that Baimao has a good impression of him. The half-month relationship between the two of them is not fake. Not only have they learned something from each other, but they have also left many good memories.

Moreover, Li Peifeng feels that He Meng is the woman who understands him best, the kind of understanding that touches the nature and the depths of his heart, she is considerate, gentle, and the other party's thinking is rational and stable.

This caused Li Peifeng to really want to establish a relationship with He Yimeng and have a serious relationship with him, but he could feel that the other party had scruples, and after half-jokingly half-seriously mentioned being off topic, he never mentioned it again.

Why Meng, who studies psychology, is too smart, her foresight is too accurate, and her emotions are even more irrational. Li Peifeng feels that she has eighteen thousand eyes, which can be seen from the tricks the other party is using now. .

Even if she has a crush on Li Peifeng, she will not directly show her affection and create opportunities like ordinary girls. Instead, she will use one trick to drive away the wolf to see if Li Peifeng can stand the test, and then decide whether to get along.

How can humanity stand the test?

Besides, how can this be a relationship?This is really a war, and people will die if they are not careful.

So, don't provoke me!

After the news of the showdown was sent, Why Meng didn't reply, and the voice popped up directly, and the first sentence after connecting was also very direct;

"Are you at home? I'll go find you and have a meal together."

"Don't come, I'm moving." Li Peifeng flatly refused: "You don't have to try, I haven't changed, even worse than before, occasionally I despise myself. If you want to play with me for real, no It is necessary to waste time on me, and it is easy to cause bloodshed. If you want to ask me for a small umbrella, I don’t have one, and I have recently rebooted. Return the big umbrella to you on Monday, we have agreed.”

"Are you serious?"

"seriously."

Li Peifeng's affirmative answer made He Yimeng fall into silence. After a while, she sighed softly: "It would be great if you are really a scumbag. If you rot to the end, it will be completely rotten, and no one will care about it. But every piece of you Both struggling, out of breath, disgusting as much as pleasant, it's hard to choose."

Li Peifeng said hehe: "Human nature is like this, you should understand its complexity and diversity."

He Yimeng smiled: "But I still have your place in my heart, and I still have expectations for you."

"Expectation is the number one killer in intimate relationships, followed by 'I'm right', and the third is 'you have to change'. Because no one in the world is 100% in line with your wishes, just like there are no two leaves with the same texture ...that's what you told me."

"It seems that you have read all the books I gave you."

That's right, the five books that Li Peifeng gave to the two daughters of Wu and Xu, in addition to "The Origin of Family, Private Ownership and the State", the rest are "Understanding Love", "Five Languages ​​of Love", "Intimate Relationship", "Marriage The meaning of "The Four Books" were all given to him by He Yimeng.

"I finished reading it early."

Li Peifeng said: "I have benefited a lot, thank you."

"I'm very pleased."

He Yimeng hesitated for a moment, but still said: "There is no need to return the umbrella, but you'd better return the book to me."

Li Peifeng's heart tightened: "Why?"

"I'm doing consultation in the Clinical Psychology Center recently, and I also need to review related things... Forget it, I'll buy a new one." He Yimeng laughed at himself, "Otherwise, the gift I sent out will come back again, and it seems that I am too old." mean."

Li Peifeng breathed a sigh of relief: "That's right, buy a new book, or go to the library to borrow it."

"Why are you so nervous?"

He Yimeng asked suddenly: "Did you forward my book to someone else?"

It's too scary, you can analyze the truth of the matter from the clues over the phone, don't you guys who study psychology also know fortune-telling?

Li Peifeng coughed dryly: "I want to emphasize that, as students in normal colleges, it is our duty to spread knowledge and wisdom to others."

He Yimeng, who was in the receiver, smiled warmly: "Then can you tell me, who have you passed on this knowledge to?"

"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to protect the peace of the world, I have nothing to say."

"Do you think I can't guess? Do you think my leader is for nothing?!"

He Yimeng's laughter continued: "I don't want the book anymore, just wait for my Italian cannon."

Li Peifeng sighed: "Why don't you come to my house...can we kill each other with one shot?"

(End of this chapter)