Accurate and fast within seven steps

Chapter 271 American Bullying, But Middle Earth

As expected, Gandalf is not a human being. When an ordinary person sees the sticky broth that is so difficult, he insists on drinking half of the pot in one go. In fact, he can’t do it if he doesn’t want to, because besides Chen Mo, Big Pineapple and Aragorn are also helping. Personal pressure on him to get it done.

And when Eowyn came over, looking at the clean pot and the white gown belching beside her with a loveless face, she was even more happy like an eight-year-old girl.

"Then I'll do it for you tomorrow!"

"Iowyn, don't do it, there will be a war tomorrow!"

Gandalf hurriedly asked for help and looked at Chen Mo, his meaning was very clear, if Saruman is dealt with, the benefits will be [-]% to [-]%!

Why am I only seventy percent?

Chen Mo shook his head, the kids are only half-baked, I want them all!
Gandalf shook his head, the real estate must be left to me, and the rest is up to you!
The two reached an agreement, then shook hands, and then Chen Mo held down Eowyn's hand that was about to take the pot.

"Gandalf is right. There will be a war tomorrow. We can't eat this delicious food to kill our will. After the war, he will eat it for three days!"

"That's for sure!"

After Éowyn bounced away, Theoden smiled and looked at the people. As an uncle, he knew how good his niece was at cooking. He just didn't expect that Gandalf would be so unassuming in the Fellowship of the Ring. Not angry, really envious!
Of course, if someone really poured soup on him, then he would definitely not drink it!

After a day and night of rest and supplies, the army officially marched towards Essinger, with a total of 1 cavalry, plus 20 elf rangers, and more than [-] treants. On the way, Aragorn called about three more A hundred mountain rangers.

The tree elders used the power of their ancestors to open a path directly in the forest, allowing the army to ignore the poisonous smoke and miasma in the forest, as well as the fallen trees in the dark, and directly killed Essinger's magic tower. .

The hundreds of Saruman's men left here were no match for the army at all. Even after the elf ranger shot a round of arrows, there were no living orc soldiers in the whole of Essinger, only Gao Gao was left. The towering magic tower and the lonely white-robed wizard on the tower.

Although according to common sense, Xiyoudun should step forward to rap before the battle at this moment, but he is stupid, and at most he can swear, let me drag it down and cut it, so Chen Mo stopped the other party.

"let me!"

Chen Mo was holding a loudspeaker, followed by two generals, Big Pineapple and Jinli. He came under the magic tower, and then a bolt of lightning struck in front of him, warning him not to come any closer.

"OK then!"

Chen Mo raised the horn and said loudly.

"Mr. Saruman, we are going to hold a wizard gathering next week, and all outstanding wizards will be there, but who do you think will not receive the invitation letter?"

While Chen Mo was holding up the loudspeaker to kill people, Big Pineapple and Jinli began to twist their buttocks and heads behind Chen Mo, dancing an extremely magical dance.

Saruman poked his head out from the tower, and cried aloud.

"I guess it must be Gandalf! Because this guy is not a good wizard at all!"

"Ah this!"

Chen Mo glanced at Gandalf with a livid face, and said immediately.

"How about this, Saruman, how about you and Gandalf having a one-on-one wizard duel to decide who is qualified for the white robe?"

"Duel, what a beautiful thought, this guy is not worthy, no matter what, I am the only one who is qualified to wear the white robe!"

"You stupid old man, it seems that the tobacco of the Shire has confused your own head!"

Gandalf was so angry that his tooth hurt, why Saruman still didn't forget to step on himself, and Chen Mo, this guy was a stepping stone for Saruman, so he resolutely blamed Saruman for being addicted to smoking and drinking. The set of doing business was scolded back.

"Keep your eyes open and see, what qualifications does Sauron have to defeat such a powerful force! Don't give your life to him, Saruman!"

"I'd rather work for Sauron than bow to you!"

"You rotten stone in a latrine!"

"You stinky sheep dung in the grass!"

The two white robes didn't pay attention to their own image at all, and started a fierce war of words. At first, both sides just pointed out what they didn't like.

Gandalf scolded Saruman for being prudish, and Saruman scolded Gandalf for being shameless. Afterwards, the two began to compare credits. Seeing this, the army that was ready to go in the rear stopped fighting, and just sat down and started. The old man quarreled and even fueled Gandalf.

And Gandalf saw how strong his group of relatives and friends was, so he flew up boldly, shouting for Saruman to come down and single out.

"you come down!"

"you come up!"

"you come down!"

"you come up!"

The two of them were arguing with red faces, their mouths were dry, and they immediately separated. One went back to get water, the other went to get wine, and then returned to the original place holding the cup and water bag and continued to shout.

"Saruman, you old bastard, when I catch you, I will make Éowyn feed you soup!"

Gandalf realized that there was no way to continue cursing, and looked around, and found that Chen Mo had gone to visit Saruman's production line at some point, so he pulled him back.

"Did you see, Saruman, Salente, he just came back from the west not long ago, and the god Ru has personally summoned him. If you still persist in your obsession, he will judge you on behalf of Ru!"

Saruman on the tower was also panicked when he heard the words, he was not afraid of anything in their business, he was afraid that the big boss would not be happy, but seeing that Chen Mo didn't seem to want to get involved in this matter, Saruman felt relieved again.

"This is our grievance, Gandalf, don't bring others in!"

"This is not personal anymore, it represents God's will!"

What Gandalf said was righteousness and greatness, so he almost pointed at Chen Mo and told him to go up and give Saruman a slap.

"Then let God judge me!"

Saruman, who didn't want to waste any more words, closed his eyes and went back to his tower to open the door below. Maybe he was doomed to fail, but he also wanted to bring Gandalf with him before he failed!
And the door of the room opened suddenly made the white robe below stunned, but now, he can only go in!
"Look at what I'm doing, you guys go heads-up!"

Gandalf subconsciously wanted to drag a cannon fodder to follow him, but in the end he caught nothing. Looking back, he found that all members of the Fellowship of the Ring had slipped tens of meters away. Everyone stood in a row from left to right according to their height, facing Gandalf. Dolph gave a thumbs up.

And Chen Mo was still holding up the microphone to support Gandalf in fear of chaos, and he shouted at the soldiers of Rohan.

"Come, men of Rohan, let me hear your blessings for the white robes! Cry with me, Gandalf, come on!"

"Gandalf, come on!"

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(End of this chapter)