It's like I'm not reborn

Chapter 131

It seems that eating hot pot is just a cover.

The point is not to eat hot pot at all, but to turn off the lights when serving dishes.

As we all know, when a person loses his vision, it is equivalent to losing 80.00% of his perception.

And even if Shi Hai clamps it quickly, other people can delay the time, so it will take at least 5 minutes for everyone to clamp it.

This period of time is enough for them to carry out various black box operations.

Shi Hai wanted to let out a long sigh.

Seems like getting too popular can be troublesome too.

I can't even eat a hot pot in peace...

In short, let's start with the owner of this foot to confirm.

Shi Hai thought about the allocation of seats, with Tianshui on the right, Jian Sichun and Zhu Lingjie on the left, and Liu Zhenshan and Shi Meng sitting opposite him.

The foot touching my knee now, because it is facing straight, should come from the opposite side.

But the two people on the opposite side really had no reason to flirt with Shi Hai.

Shi Hai also didn't think his mother and sister would do such a thing.

In fact, this first analysis is wrong.

That foot was stretched out by Liu Zhenshan.

And she not only touched Shi Hai, but also harassed Zhu Lingjie with her other foot.

This is actually throwing bricks to attract jade.

And this group of experienced women naturally understood it in seconds and took action immediately.

The most positive ones must be Tian Shui and Jian Sichun.

Tian Shui approached near his face, exhaled hot air in Shi Hai's ear, and wet his auricle.

"Student, are you ready?"

"Ah, it will be fine soon..."

Under Tian Shui's urging, Shi Hai interrupted his analytical thinking, he didn't even have time to use his chopsticks to distinguish what he caught, so he could only pick it up casually, and caught something soft and slippery that he didn't know what it was.

slippery thing?What could it be... I didn't buy konjac knots and crystal powder this time, so there shouldn't be anything slippery...

Could it be that the first chopstick caught the landmine food?

When he turned on the light to confirm, Shi Hai saw litchi in his bowl, and was speechless.

"Ah! Did you catch me!"

Jian Sichun was very excited, as if she was the first to be selected by Shi Hai.

It turned out that the first chopsticks won the prize.

The lychees that have been turned around in the spicy hot pot have been dyed red and covered with red oil.

Shi Hai could only bite the bullet and put it in his mouth.

"Chew the juice well! You can't swallow it in one bite!"

"..."

Under Jian Sichun's 'kindness' reminder, Shi Hai had no choice but to move his mouth and chew twice...

At the moment of biting, the lychee burst into the mouth like peeing cow balls, sweet and sour, spicy and bitter, all the flavors mixed together into an indescribable strange taste, Shi Hai almost couldn't spit it out.

Maybe the stewed pineapple dish that no one cares about in the cafeteria probably tastes like this.

At the end of the first round, only Shi Hai won the lottery.

Then the second round begins...

Shi Hai caught the hippocampus.

Another jackpot hit.

He didn't do any analysis this time, but concentrated on picking up some normal food, but there were always people interfering with him.

When he was distracted, Shi Hai only felt that something was delivered to his chopsticks, and he caught it instinctively.

Spicy seahorse... Shi Hai is also eating it for the first time, and the taste is indescribable.

It can only be said that things that are regarded as Chinese herbal medicines are really not delicious.

In the third round, Shi Hai caught Lu Kidney... and he won both prizes again.

Then Shi Hai gradually discovered that the dark hot pot this time was completely a cheating activity aimed at him alone.

It's no accident that he caught landmine food.

Every time, when he was about to pick up food, someone else was secretly extending their chopsticks.

But the man stretched out his chopsticks not to pick up food, but to deliver the designated food to his chopsticks, so that he had to pick it up.

Although it is not clear how the other party found the designated food in the dark, they must have some special way to distinguish the food from the mines.

And in the process, he has to endure increasingly excessive intrusive behavior.

He finally understands what it's like to be stared at by morons in the subway... This sense of humiliation that he had to endure made Shi Hai a little annoyed and his forehead was sweating.

Wait, the room seems to be getting really hot?

While turning on the light, Shi Hai looked at the girls around him, and found that they were also sweating profusely, which proved that the temperature in the room had indeed risen a lot.

It seems that the air conditioner is on, and it is still blowing hot air...

who is it?Eating hot pot and turning on the hot air, is this going to suffocate people to death?
But I couldn't find the remote control of the air conditioner, it must have been hidden.

Moreover, the temperature was definitely adjusted to such a high level on purpose, and Shihai was facing the air outlet.

The hot air from the hot pot, the hot air from Tianshui in the ear, and the hot air from the air conditioner.

It's like sweating in a sauna.

After this combination of punches, Shi Hai found that his brain circuits had begun to overheat and could not handle it.

Thinking was interrupted frequently, and my head became dizzy because of the stuffy heat.

What I ate in my mouth were all nourishing foods with aphrodisiac effects, and the sesame sauce prepared in advance was also confiscated, so when I ate it in my mouth, it was not spicy and tasted weird.

After finally swallowing it into the stomach, it felt like a fire had ignited in the entire abdominal cavity.

Both inside and outside are getting hotter and hotter.

This service is really thoughtful enough...

Shi Hai felt like he was about to bleed from his nose.

Everyone is targeting him, he is completely unaccompanied, even his mother and sister are not on his side.

They were looking forward to the time when Shi Hai couldn't hold on and collapsed.

It's all in their plan.

To say that Shi Hai's most powerful weapon is his 'thinking ability' and 'judgement ability'.

He has been analyzing, understanding, and then giving countermeasures, and it is precisely because of this that he can resist decisively.

So if you want to make Shi Hai completely powerless, what you have to do is to fundamentally deprive him of his thinking.

It's just that ordinary interference is probably useless, so use various means to create an environment that makes him unable to think.

Sure enough, under such multiple interferences, even Shi Hai couldn't bear it.

I don't know if it's spicy, or hot, or if I'm overwhelmed by those nourishing foods...

Anyway, Shi Hai's face became more and more red, as if he had a fever.

Temporary retreat...

Shi Hai wanted to run away.

So after the fifth round of eating, Shi Hai raised his hand and suggested.

"I said, it's too slow to eat like this... Can we speed it up a bit?"

But Liu Zhenshan immediately refuted.

"What's the matter, anyway, it's only 06:30, so it's not too late if you eat slowly until eight or nine o'clock?"

"Does it take so long to eat..."

"Eat slowly so you can eat more! Eat enough to be full today!"

This means that you will not let the sea of ​​time go easily.

Damn mother, she completely gave up on her son, only thinking about her daughter-in-law...

"..."

Looking at their increasingly fiery eyes around him, Shi Hai gave up thinking.

The temperature cannot be lowered for the time being.

What to eat, I can't decide.

The only thing that can be done is to fight back against molesting.

You guys delivered it to your door yourself, so don't blame me for being rude...

In fact, Shi Hai is very gentle most of the time.

In other words, being more polite is his courtesy.

Especially when dealing with friends and family, his tolerance will be very high, at most he will complain, and he will not really object or stop him.

Just like this dark hot pot event, although he didn't really want to participate, he didn't object in the end.

However, this is by no means to say that Shi Hai is a soft persimmon at the mercy of others.

Among the women present, only Tian Shui knew what Shi Hai looked like when the bottom line was broken.

Whether it's Liu Zhenshan, Shi Meng, Jian Sichun, or Zhu Lingjie, they're all 'too accustomed' to Shi Hai's pampering.

They felt that Shi Hai would endure silently like a doormat, until finally he couldn't bear it and lost consciousness.

At that time, he can be brought back to Zhu Lingjie's house in the name of 'taking care of Shi Hai'...

At that time, even if it is Shi Hai, won't they let them decide?

For this, Liu Zhenshan also acquiesced.

It's just that what they didn't expect was that Shi Hai's pampering was 'only for one person'.

For example, when he only has one girlfriend, or only one wife, or one younger sister, he will indulge the "only" infinitely.

But now that everyone is ganging up on him, he won't take it anymore.

After picking up the food casually, Shi Hai put down the bowl and chopsticks.

After that, it doesn't matter what gets caught.

Anyway, what can be caught is not up to oneself.

He's about to start.

He grabbed the foot that stepped on him again.

If you dare to stretch your feet over, then be prepared to have your feet pinched.

Shi Hai held the opponent's ankle, and then used his thumb to press the Yongquan point on the sole of the foot with all his strength.

"babble……!"

Zhu Lingjie straightened her back and exclaimed.

Shi Hai is sure, it seems that this naughty little foot belongs to Zhu Lingjie.

Liu Zhenshan turned his head and asked.

"Huh? Lingling, what's wrong with you?"

"No, it's fine..."

Zhu Lingjie was also unlucky. She just found out that other people were messing with Shi Hai, and she felt that she should also be more social, so she tried to stretch her foot over.

As a result, Shi Hai caught him for the first time.

And obviously, Shi Hai endured the previous one, but when it was her turn, Shi Hai started to fight back.

But Shi Hai didn't care about this, he didn't intend to just let her go, and came directly to a complete set of foot massage.

It is said that the soles of the feet are connected to various internal organs. Shi Hai does not know whether there is any scientific basis for this, but he has seen many similar diagrams of foot massage.

Remember the heart of the foot is the kidney?

Then take the left foot as a template, a little to the right is the stomach, a little to the left is the liver, and then up is the lungs, the big toe is the brain, and the four behind are the eyes and ears.

Down is the large intestine and small intestine, the bottom part of the heel, I remember it seems to be the insomnia point for improving sleep.

Full of kindness, Shi Hai pressed her heels harder.

May you have a good night's sleep.

Zhu Lingjie bent down tremblingly, unable to hold the chopsticks steadily.

The main reason is that, as a boy, Shi Hai's hands are too strong.

"…………!"

Seeing that Zhu Lingjie suddenly 'crashed', the others also realized that something was wrong.

Shi Hai originally thought that by performing an operation of 'killing chickens to scare monkeys', the others would definitely become honest...

But no.

Those who deserve to die are still dying.

So the next victim was Jian Sichun.

After her hand was caught by Shi Hai, she was punished by 'covering it and not moving it'.

Being pinched by Shi Hai's two hot hands, Jian Sichun felt that his hand could not even move a single finger, and was extremely restrained.

Although some people may think that it's just being held, what's the big deal?
But in fact, being held by someone with all their strength is a very uncomfortable thing.

If you don't believe me, you can try to wrap your hands with a plastic bag and see how long you can bear it.

It is estimated that it will be unbearable soon, because the feeling of not being free is one of the most annoying feelings of human beings.

She tried hard to open her hand, but she couldn't open it due to the obvious difference in grip strength... and because she was struggling too hard, she accidentally bit her tongue.

"Karma!"

Jian Sichun let out a scream.

"Xiaochun? What's wrong with you?"

"Woo... until my tongue is hot...!"

Biting the tongue is indeed very painful, and the instant stimulation is probably only comparable to that of the little toe hitting the wardrobe.

"Huh...huh..."

While Jian Sichun was blowing on his tongue, on the other hand, he focused all his attention on the hand that Shi Hai had manipulated.

It seems that my hands don't belong to me anymore. Jian Sichun has never experienced this feeling of being completely deprived of freedom.

In the past, she was the one who pestered Shi Hai too much, wishing to be with him every moment, every minute, every second, but Shi Hai basically did not restrict her freedom.

But now it is equivalent to a role reversal, she has become the party who is restricted and entangled.

Experienced the "heavy sense of urgency" of "being entangled" for the first time, Jian Sichun began to reflect.

She suddenly felt that her previous self might have gone too far.

No wonder men don't like the kind of landmine girl who haunts him all the time...

It really does give people a feeling of fatigue with no breathing room.

He didn't care about Shi Hai's feelings, but just kept expressing his feelings...

It's a shame that Shihai can bear it...

Don't act willfully in the future...

After being pinched by Shi Hai, he couldn't even move a finger, and couldn't operate in the dark, so he simply surrendered.

Like Zhu Lingjie, she fell on the table and couldn't get up again.

The last victim was Tian Shui.

If you want to talk about why Tianshui, who has been murdered before, also suffered...

It's because she simply enjoys it.

"Then... I'm full, huh..."

When it was over, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

Shi Hai wiped his sweat with the back of his hand, and also heaved a sigh of relief.

There was a mess on the table.

The three beauties on his left and right collapsed on the table.

Like an alcoholic who has drunk too much, his face is ruddy.

Only the younger sister who did not participate in the whole process and only the mother who was in the initial fire survived.

Liu Zhenshan looked at the three girls lying on the table, and asked his son.

"I said, Shi Hai... what have you done?"

"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."

No, it should be said...

Hand for hand, foot for foot?
(End of this chapter)