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Chapter 165 Crouching Dragon Reborn!
Chapter 165 Crouching Dragon Reborn! (Please subscribe!)
In the end, Yang Gao didn't listen to Xifeng Manjuan's advice, and resolutely went to the signing training class for online writers. After Yang Gao paid 1000 dragon yuan to the group owner of the signing training class for online writing authors, he was dragged away by the group owner. I went to a signing training group for online writers.
At this time, he still had a little hope in his heart. He believed that as long as he could sign the contract, his achievements would not be worse than Xifeng Manjuan, and he was confident that his writing would be better than Xifeng Manjuan.
Yang Gao turned his attention to the signing training group for online writers, and saw that the leader of the group had a demonic look in his crotch, preaching and resolving doubts for the new writers in the group.
Tsing Yi: "Excuse me, the group leader, I feel that the main line of the novel I wrote is a bit stuck."
There is a demon in the crotch: "What type of novel are you writing?"
Tsing Yi: "Urban novels."
There is a monster in the crotch: "Is there a family member, is it an orphan or the parents are healthy."
Tsing Yi: "Yes, the protagonist's parents are here."
There is a monster in the crotch: "Isn't riding a horse easy to write? You just need to have hands. The plot can't be moved? It doesn't exist. First of all, you made a mistake. How can the protagonist's family have a good life? My God, I don't know if the magic power is boundless.
And what is the protagonist's golden finger for?If there is no plot, let's create a plot!The protagonist is so strong, can't someone be jealous of him?Which one can't be torn up by the dandy white lotus green tea biao, and which one can't be beaten by the driver, waiter, and gangster?
You have to remember that is the protagonist!The protagonist is someone who can get into trouble even after a meal! "
Tsing Yi said: "But is it okay to forcefully slap the face like this? This way the protagonist's growth is too rough, will the readers call him a poisonous point?"
There is a demon in the crotch and he replied: "You are still too young, you have to remember one sentence, is writing a novel called writing a novel if it goes smoothly? If you really can't, you have an affair!"
Tsing Yi: "But mine is a story without a heroine."
The crotch said with a demonic look, "If you don't have a heroine, you can develop other lines. Don't tell me you're Kawen! You let him be an undercover agent, and you can't help but set up a company for the protagonist. The protagonist is all-powerful, why can't he do it?"
Tsing Yi: "Then is the protagonist too buggy? Group leader, how can I make the story of the novel longer?"
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "Did the hole dug earlier be filled?"
Tsing Yi replied: "Fill it."
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "Can't I dig another one after filling it?"
Tsing Yi replied: "It seems to be. You can dig another one."
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "And do you know what it means to cast a long line to catch big fish? You just pull a small supporting role who is looking for trouble, and then one by one to trick him into a huge conspiracy, isn't the plot just too long?
If you still can’t write like this, then I still have an ultimate move, if you don’t know how to write, then fight and find a fight for the protagonist! "
Tsing Yi: "That's right, you can't make the protagonist stop anyway, right? I'm a little enlightened, the group leader is a great talent, listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books!"
The crotch of the trousers said arrogantly: "The child can be taught, and he is not too stupid, next!"
There was a loud noise in the sky and said: "The group leader, I also have a question to ask!"
The crotch replied with a demonic air: "If you have any questions, ask quickly, don't be a mother-in-law, let's hurry up."
There was a loud noise in the sky and said: "Master, I am currently writing a fantasy novel. I am writing and I don't know how to write it. I have no clue at all."
The crotch has a demonic look and said, "Did you write an outline?"
The sky replied with a loud bang: "I didn't write an outline. I planned to write the story of the protagonist starting from a commoner and then passing through cultivation, meeting gods and beheading gods, meeting Buddhas and beheading Buddhas, and finally becoming a generation of immortals."
There was a monster in the crotch and he replied: "That's not easy, the fantasy is about winning treasures."
The sky replied with a loud noise: "I also intend to write about the treasure hunt, but I can't keep winning the treasure, right? Is there any more?"
There is a monster in the crotch and he replied: "At first glance, you are a novice among beginners. There are too many aspects that can be written! Isn't the protagonist going to practice? Here are two super experts. When a super expert sees the protagonist, the two of them just accept it without saying a word. Disciple! Then two super masters beat themselves to death in order to snatch the protagonist as apprentice!"
The sky replied with a loud noise: "Yes, it is possible for a super master to accept the protagonist as an apprentice, and the B grid is full, so is there any more?"
The crotch said with a demonic look: "Forget it, you are lucky, today I will tell you some of the bottom-of-the-box skills that I rely on in the vertical and horizontal online literature world! Everyone come to this class. After passing this village, there is no such shop." Already! @everyone."
In a private house abroad, a middle-aged wretched man was sitting at a computer desk, preparing to teach these newcomers the last lesson.
"Hehe, you're lucky. I've found my conscience, so I'll give you some more dry goods. Don't say that I lied to you for money but didn't teach you anything." The wretched middle-aged man with the monstrous crotch name said to himself. language.
Web author signing training course.
Convincing people with bricks: "The group leader, tell me quickly, my notebook is ready, and I am ready to listen!"
Emotionless repeater: "The group owner is worthy of being the old author of lv5 of Qihang Chinese website. Just a few words made me suddenly enlightened and inspired!"
Feed yourself a bag of salt: "The group owner feels very professional, and this group feels that they are not in vain!"
Diaosha came to me: "The group leader is simply the rebirth of the crouching dragon, and the resurrection of the phoenix chick!"
Xiaobawang of the steel factory: "The group leader is about to talk about dry things. Everyone pay attention to the lecture and maintain order."
The crotch has a demonic look, seeing that everyone in the group is praising him, it is very useful, he said: "All new writers, listen to me."
The monster in the crotch continued: "Let's use the fantasy novel as an example. First of all, let me ask everyone, how to write a novel? Where should we start?"
The sky replied with a loud noise: "Write from the protagonist?"
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "It's not comprehensive. Online novels are all promoted by plots one after another, so what we have to do is how to promote the development of the plot!"
There was a loud noise in the sky and said: "Then how to promote the development of the plot? Please let the group leader make it clear."
There is a monster in the crotch and said: "It's actually very simple. Take your fantasy novel as an example. First, a super master recruits apprentices, and then two catastrophes kill tens of thousands of people. Then the plot will be promoted very well." ?"
There was a loud noise in the sky and said: "Yes, if there is a catastrophe, the plot will come, so is there any more?"
The crotch has a demonic look and said: "If you still don't know how to write, then let me ask you, have you dug out the background setting? Can't you dig it out? Then the whole thing is a supporting role. What is a supporting role if there is no accident! Kill a few supporting roles Isn't there a plot?
The big event comes when the daily life is not moving. Is the big event finished?Then the [-]th generation of ancestors fished out one to engage in conspiracy theories! "
There was a loud noise in the sky and asked: "The leader is great, what should I do if the supporting role has an accident?"
The crotch has a demonic air and hates iron and steel, and said: "Have you dug out the character settings? Is there a heroine? Is it a single heroine or multiple heroines?"
The sky replied with a loud noise: "The character setting hasn't been set yet. There is a heroine, but it's just a single heroine."
The crotch has a demonic look and said: "It's so stupid, the heroine has a lot of things to write here, does the heroine have any suitors?"
The sky replied with a loud noise: "No."
The crotch has a demonic look and said: "If you don't have one, just add it! The heroine doesn't have any suitors and is still called the heroine? Write more suitors, and the protagonist will fight with them again. Isn't this plot worth writing?
The heroine, Bai Lianhua, and two coquettish female supporting roles, three women in one drama, won't the plot be promoted? "
There was a loud noise in the sky and continued to ask: "The group leader is great, let me ask another question, if the protagonist has done something that is not so positive before, will the readers spray it?"
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "You are stupid, why don't you be the protagonist if you don't have any black history? What kind of black history are you afraid of? Black history is black history. Anyway, once it is washed, it will be white."
The sky replied with a loud noise: "That's right, the group leader explained it thoroughly, how to deal with the relationship between the protagonist and the heroine, should we open a harem?"
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "Open, why not open! Anyway, the protagonist is the kind who likes whoever is unlucky! Isn't opening a harem just to promote the plot for the protagonist? Remember what I said, if you don't know how to write it, just Open a harem and make her unlucky!
Then the protagonist went to rescue her, but the villain blocked her. The protagonist beat the villain, but the villain was suppressed but refused to accept. He went to invite the big boss behind him.
The boss beat his subordinates and sent the protagonist back, and the protagonist hugged the beauty back home.In this way, there will be no drama to write. "
There was a loud noise in the sky and said: "Wonderful, what the boss said, I feel like I have been enlightened, and I feel that the two veins of Ren and Du have been opened up! It turns out that there is so much profound knowledge in writing novels!"
Diaosha came to me and said: "Master, I have some questions to ask you. May I ask how to write fantasy novels to make readers happy?"
There is a monster in the crotch and he replied: "You have asked a brilliant question! How to make readers look good is easy to say, but difficult to do. Our ultimate goal in writing online novels is to make readers feel good!
Everything else serves this purpose.So how to write to make readers look cool? "
There is a monster in the crotch and continued: "Here, let me give you an example. The ultimate stone girl climaxes as soon as she sees the protagonist. When she is stumbled while walking, she finds that they are all genius treasures. The top beasts are given away at the beginning of the game. The peerless genius accepts her head and worships. The Holy Lord is actually my family’s servant, and the dragon who has been sterilized for thousands of years suddenly gave birth to give birth to experience and give birth to a baby, this is so cool!”
Diaosha came to me and continued to ask: "The leader of the group, I still want to ask you, how to design conflicts?"
There is a monster in the crotch and he replied: "Isn't that easier? The protagonist picks up a stone on the side of the road and is chased and killed by [-] million people, and suddenly the whole world starts to fight for a treasure. Or if two people come to find fault, if not, come and fight!
What, can't beat it?If you can't beat it, kill it with memories!You think you are rowing when the wind is going smoothly! "
(End of this chapter)
In the end, Yang Gao didn't listen to Xifeng Manjuan's advice, and resolutely went to the signing training class for online writers. After Yang Gao paid 1000 dragon yuan to the group owner of the signing training class for online writing authors, he was dragged away by the group owner. I went to a signing training group for online writers.
At this time, he still had a little hope in his heart. He believed that as long as he could sign the contract, his achievements would not be worse than Xifeng Manjuan, and he was confident that his writing would be better than Xifeng Manjuan.
Yang Gao turned his attention to the signing training group for online writers, and saw that the leader of the group had a demonic look in his crotch, preaching and resolving doubts for the new writers in the group.
Tsing Yi: "Excuse me, the group leader, I feel that the main line of the novel I wrote is a bit stuck."
There is a demon in the crotch: "What type of novel are you writing?"
Tsing Yi: "Urban novels."
There is a monster in the crotch: "Is there a family member, is it an orphan or the parents are healthy."
Tsing Yi: "Yes, the protagonist's parents are here."
There is a monster in the crotch: "Isn't riding a horse easy to write? You just need to have hands. The plot can't be moved? It doesn't exist. First of all, you made a mistake. How can the protagonist's family have a good life? My God, I don't know if the magic power is boundless.
And what is the protagonist's golden finger for?If there is no plot, let's create a plot!The protagonist is so strong, can't someone be jealous of him?Which one can't be torn up by the dandy white lotus green tea biao, and which one can't be beaten by the driver, waiter, and gangster?
You have to remember that is the protagonist!The protagonist is someone who can get into trouble even after a meal! "
Tsing Yi said: "But is it okay to forcefully slap the face like this? This way the protagonist's growth is too rough, will the readers call him a poisonous point?"
There is a demon in the crotch and he replied: "You are still too young, you have to remember one sentence, is writing a novel called writing a novel if it goes smoothly? If you really can't, you have an affair!"
Tsing Yi: "But mine is a story without a heroine."
The crotch said with a demonic look, "If you don't have a heroine, you can develop other lines. Don't tell me you're Kawen! You let him be an undercover agent, and you can't help but set up a company for the protagonist. The protagonist is all-powerful, why can't he do it?"
Tsing Yi: "Then is the protagonist too buggy? Group leader, how can I make the story of the novel longer?"
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "Did the hole dug earlier be filled?"
Tsing Yi replied: "Fill it."
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "Can't I dig another one after filling it?"
Tsing Yi replied: "It seems to be. You can dig another one."
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "And do you know what it means to cast a long line to catch big fish? You just pull a small supporting role who is looking for trouble, and then one by one to trick him into a huge conspiracy, isn't the plot just too long?
If you still can’t write like this, then I still have an ultimate move, if you don’t know how to write, then fight and find a fight for the protagonist! "
Tsing Yi: "That's right, you can't make the protagonist stop anyway, right? I'm a little enlightened, the group leader is a great talent, listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books!"
The crotch of the trousers said arrogantly: "The child can be taught, and he is not too stupid, next!"
There was a loud noise in the sky and said: "The group leader, I also have a question to ask!"
The crotch replied with a demonic air: "If you have any questions, ask quickly, don't be a mother-in-law, let's hurry up."
There was a loud noise in the sky and said: "Master, I am currently writing a fantasy novel. I am writing and I don't know how to write it. I have no clue at all."
The crotch has a demonic look and said, "Did you write an outline?"
The sky replied with a loud bang: "I didn't write an outline. I planned to write the story of the protagonist starting from a commoner and then passing through cultivation, meeting gods and beheading gods, meeting Buddhas and beheading Buddhas, and finally becoming a generation of immortals."
There was a monster in the crotch and he replied: "That's not easy, the fantasy is about winning treasures."
The sky replied with a loud noise: "I also intend to write about the treasure hunt, but I can't keep winning the treasure, right? Is there any more?"
There is a monster in the crotch and he replied: "At first glance, you are a novice among beginners. There are too many aspects that can be written! Isn't the protagonist going to practice? Here are two super experts. When a super expert sees the protagonist, the two of them just accept it without saying a word. Disciple! Then two super masters beat themselves to death in order to snatch the protagonist as apprentice!"
The sky replied with a loud noise: "Yes, it is possible for a super master to accept the protagonist as an apprentice, and the B grid is full, so is there any more?"
The crotch said with a demonic look: "Forget it, you are lucky, today I will tell you some of the bottom-of-the-box skills that I rely on in the vertical and horizontal online literature world! Everyone come to this class. After passing this village, there is no such shop." Already! @everyone."
In a private house abroad, a middle-aged wretched man was sitting at a computer desk, preparing to teach these newcomers the last lesson.
"Hehe, you're lucky. I've found my conscience, so I'll give you some more dry goods. Don't say that I lied to you for money but didn't teach you anything." The wretched middle-aged man with the monstrous crotch name said to himself. language.
Web author signing training course.
Convincing people with bricks: "The group leader, tell me quickly, my notebook is ready, and I am ready to listen!"
Emotionless repeater: "The group owner is worthy of being the old author of lv5 of Qihang Chinese website. Just a few words made me suddenly enlightened and inspired!"
Feed yourself a bag of salt: "The group owner feels very professional, and this group feels that they are not in vain!"
Diaosha came to me: "The group leader is simply the rebirth of the crouching dragon, and the resurrection of the phoenix chick!"
Xiaobawang of the steel factory: "The group leader is about to talk about dry things. Everyone pay attention to the lecture and maintain order."
The crotch has a demonic look, seeing that everyone in the group is praising him, it is very useful, he said: "All new writers, listen to me."
The monster in the crotch continued: "Let's use the fantasy novel as an example. First of all, let me ask everyone, how to write a novel? Where should we start?"
The sky replied with a loud noise: "Write from the protagonist?"
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "It's not comprehensive. Online novels are all promoted by plots one after another, so what we have to do is how to promote the development of the plot!"
There was a loud noise in the sky and said: "Then how to promote the development of the plot? Please let the group leader make it clear."
There is a monster in the crotch and said: "It's actually very simple. Take your fantasy novel as an example. First, a super master recruits apprentices, and then two catastrophes kill tens of thousands of people. Then the plot will be promoted very well." ?"
There was a loud noise in the sky and said: "Yes, if there is a catastrophe, the plot will come, so is there any more?"
The crotch has a demonic look and said: "If you still don't know how to write, then let me ask you, have you dug out the background setting? Can't you dig it out? Then the whole thing is a supporting role. What is a supporting role if there is no accident! Kill a few supporting roles Isn't there a plot?
The big event comes when the daily life is not moving. Is the big event finished?Then the [-]th generation of ancestors fished out one to engage in conspiracy theories! "
There was a loud noise in the sky and asked: "The leader is great, what should I do if the supporting role has an accident?"
The crotch has a demonic air and hates iron and steel, and said: "Have you dug out the character settings? Is there a heroine? Is it a single heroine or multiple heroines?"
The sky replied with a loud noise: "The character setting hasn't been set yet. There is a heroine, but it's just a single heroine."
The crotch has a demonic look and said: "It's so stupid, the heroine has a lot of things to write here, does the heroine have any suitors?"
The sky replied with a loud noise: "No."
The crotch has a demonic look and said: "If you don't have one, just add it! The heroine doesn't have any suitors and is still called the heroine? Write more suitors, and the protagonist will fight with them again. Isn't this plot worth writing?
The heroine, Bai Lianhua, and two coquettish female supporting roles, three women in one drama, won't the plot be promoted? "
There was a loud noise in the sky and continued to ask: "The group leader is great, let me ask another question, if the protagonist has done something that is not so positive before, will the readers spray it?"
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "You are stupid, why don't you be the protagonist if you don't have any black history? What kind of black history are you afraid of? Black history is black history. Anyway, once it is washed, it will be white."
The sky replied with a loud noise: "That's right, the group leader explained it thoroughly, how to deal with the relationship between the protagonist and the heroine, should we open a harem?"
The crotch has a demonic air and said: "Open, why not open! Anyway, the protagonist is the kind who likes whoever is unlucky! Isn't opening a harem just to promote the plot for the protagonist? Remember what I said, if you don't know how to write it, just Open a harem and make her unlucky!
Then the protagonist went to rescue her, but the villain blocked her. The protagonist beat the villain, but the villain was suppressed but refused to accept. He went to invite the big boss behind him.
The boss beat his subordinates and sent the protagonist back, and the protagonist hugged the beauty back home.In this way, there will be no drama to write. "
There was a loud noise in the sky and said: "Wonderful, what the boss said, I feel like I have been enlightened, and I feel that the two veins of Ren and Du have been opened up! It turns out that there is so much profound knowledge in writing novels!"
Diaosha came to me and said: "Master, I have some questions to ask you. May I ask how to write fantasy novels to make readers happy?"
There is a monster in the crotch and he replied: "You have asked a brilliant question! How to make readers look good is easy to say, but difficult to do. Our ultimate goal in writing online novels is to make readers feel good!
Everything else serves this purpose.So how to write to make readers look cool? "
There is a monster in the crotch and continued: "Here, let me give you an example. The ultimate stone girl climaxes as soon as she sees the protagonist. When she is stumbled while walking, she finds that they are all genius treasures. The top beasts are given away at the beginning of the game. The peerless genius accepts her head and worships. The Holy Lord is actually my family’s servant, and the dragon who has been sterilized for thousands of years suddenly gave birth to give birth to experience and give birth to a baby, this is so cool!”
Diaosha came to me and continued to ask: "The leader of the group, I still want to ask you, how to design conflicts?"
There is a monster in the crotch and he replied: "Isn't that easier? The protagonist picks up a stone on the side of the road and is chased and killed by [-] million people, and suddenly the whole world starts to fight for a treasure. Or if two people come to find fault, if not, come and fight!
What, can't beat it?If you can't beat it, kill it with memories!You think you are rowing when the wind is going smoothly! "
(End of this chapter)
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