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Chapter 186 Laughter is a Weapon
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"A drunkard? Haven't you already changed careers? Why are you here to join in the fun now? Do you still have the qualifications?"
"Jianghu Drunk, did you accept Qiye's red envelopes, just to whitewash Qiye?"
"Drunken Jianghu, didn't you go to write online articles? I heard that you were cheated by someone in an online signing training group. It's really ridiculous. You still have the face to speak out. If I were you, I would just take a piece of money." Forget it if the tofu hits you to death."
Guo Hongwen is a sophomore in a certain university.
After class today, he deliberately went to the bookstore near the university to check out some good martial arts novels.
As a result, the bookstore owner strongly recommended two martial arts fiction magazines to him, one was "New Martial Arts Stories" and the other was "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times".
Guo Hongwen bought both martial arts magazines back in a daze when the owner of the bookstore praised (fooled) the two magazines.
When he returned to the boys' dormitory, Cao Wei, his roommate in the next bed, put his fat arms around his shoulders and said, "Old Guo, where have you been? I didn't even see you when I was eating. You kid won't go to eat a big meal by yourself, will you?"
Guo Hongwen shook off Cao Wei's fat hand, pointed at the two martial arts novel magazines in his right hand, and said angrily: "What a big meal, I just bought two martial arts novel magazines."
As soon as Cao Wei heard that the magazine in Guo Hongwen's hand was martial arts novels, he lost interest: "Cut, what time is it, and you still read martial arts novels, you kid can't keep up with the times."
Guo Hongwen didn't take it seriously, and said to Cao Wei: "This "New Martial Arts Story" is a magazine written by the three most popular writers of martial arts, and this "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times", the boss said that Qiye, a well-known online writer, is in charge."
There are four people living in this dormitory, and the other two roommates are already sitting at the computer desk with headphones on, playing the most popular MOBA game in Longguo.
One of the roommates named Wei Teng shouted: "Cao Wei, come to the third row quickly, you are the only one missing, it's still the same, you play support, and I will take you to super god."
Cao Wei scolded directly: "Playing your sister as a support, can you frankly play ADC, stand up and output, can you move? You will die as soon as I leave, and you always like to sell me. To assist you, I am a dog!"
Wei Teng said: "I promise not to sell you this time. Hurry up, get on the account and wait for you. If Hongwen doesn't play this game, I won't call you."
Cao Wei became even angrier after hearing this: "Fuck off."
However, although Cao Wei was angry, he still sat in front of the computer desk and went three rows with them.
Guo Hongwen sat in front of the computer desk, first took out "New Martial Arts Stories", and read it carefully.
after an hour.
Guo Hongwen has finished reading the short martial arts novels of the first famous master Zui Wo Jiangshan in "New Martial Arts Stories", and he is going to read the short martial arts novels of the second famous master, Listening to the Wind.
At this time, Cao Wei ended the MOBA game. He walked up to Guo Hongwen and said to Guo Hongwen: "Old Guo, don't play games anymore. Wei Teng is cheating on me again. I won't help him anymore. You Are you reading martial arts novels?
Give me a copy, I'm tired from playing games, just read a book to relieve my fatigue. "
Guo Hongwen was also very surprised when he heard that Cao Wei wanted to borrow a martial arts magazine from him.
Guo Hongwen said: "Cao Wei, there is something wrong with you, don't you always dislike reading martial arts novels?"
However, Guo Hongwen still handed "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times" to Cao Wei.
"This "Legend of Ancient and Modern" is for you."
Cao Wei took over "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times" and said, "Isn't it boring? Watch this to pass the time."
Guo Hongwen shook his head, then looked at the "New Martial Arts Story" in his hand.
Another hour passed.
Guo Hongwen finished reading and listened to the short martial arts novel written by Fengyin, and commented: "The writing style of this martial arts novel is quite good, but the routines are quite old and there is nothing new. Let's see how the short martial arts novel written by the passer-by in white can do." It can't surprise me."
At this time, Guo Hongwen looked at Cao Wei who was sitting next door at the computer desk watching "Legends of Ancient and Modern".
"Not to mention, this kid seems to be watching very intently." Guo Hongwen thought to himself.
But Guo Hongwen shook his head again, thinking to himself: "This kid is probably just on a whim, and he won't be able to read it for long, and he will have to throw the book away after a while."
He continued to read the martial arts novels of Passers-by in White Clothes.
after an hour.
Guo Hongwen also finished reading the martial arts novel by the guest in white. He sighed and said, "The novel by the guest in white is similar in style to the novels of Listening to the Wind and Drunken Country, and the overall quality is still the same. not bad.
But it is still a traditional routine, and it has not stepped out of the rut of those martial arts predecessors. It is time for Longguo martial arts novels to be innovative, otherwise no one will really read them.”
He got up and stretched, then looked at the other people in the dormitory, Wei Teng and Bian Yuan, these two game enthusiasts were still playing games, and they seemed to be ready to fight all night.
Finally, he looked at Cao Wei, and saw that he was still sitting at the computer desk reading the magazine "Legends of Ancient and Modern" that he had bought.
This shocked Guo Hongwen, "When did this kid focus on reading a book so much? I've never seen him so hungrily in studying!"
Guo Hongwen walked over and patted him on the shoulder, but Cao Wei didn't respond at all.
"This kid, is it possible that he is really attracted by my magazine "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times"?"
"Cao Wei, wake up, why did you change your sex today, and you like reading martial arts novels?" Guo Hongwen said puzzled.
At this time, Cao Weicai seemed to have come back to life. He glanced at Guo Hongwen and said excitedly: "Old Guo, where did you buy this magazine? The martial arts novels published in it are very good. It doesn't feel like the martial arts that I used to remember Novels, the martial arts novels in this book are so addicting to me."
Guo Hongwen asked: "Cao Wei, which martial arts novel are you reading? Let me take a look."
Cao Wei pointed to a page in the book "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times" and said: "This is the martial arts novel called "The Sword of Longevity". Read the introduction in this book. This is the first series of "Seven Weapons."
Guo Hongwen asked: "How is the quality of this martial arts novel? What kind of story does it tell? It can make you who have never read novels so fascinated. I have to say, this is really a miracle!"
Cao Wei said with emotion: "Yeah, I never read martial arts novels before, because those martial arts novels are too boring, almost all have the same routine, and you can guess the ending after reading the beginning of the plot.
But this "Sword of Longevity" is completely different. You can't guess the ending after reading the beginning.
The core of the story of this "Sword of Longevity" is that Yuan Zixia set up a fake blueprint of the world's number one hidden weapon, Peacock Ling, and used people's inner greed and selfishness to trap and kill everyone who knew about it.
As for why such a bureau was designed, perhaps as Yuan Zixia said, she is the youngest of the Red Flags among the Twelve Demons of the Qinglong Society, and she was ordered by the boss of the Qinglong to clean up the house, including Wei Tianying, Fang Longxiang, Gongsun Jing, etc. .
Or maybe, as Wei Tianying said, it was because after Wei Tianying bought the fake peacock feather drawings, Yuan Zixia was afraid of being blamed by the superiors, and Yuan Zixia came up with the idea of blaming others, but in any case, the reason why this game was successful Or because of human selfishness and greed. "
Cao Wei was seriously evaluating "The Sword of Longevity", and he continued: "I have to say that Yuan Zixia is a charming woman, very good at using her own advantages to control other people's hearts, and using people's psychology to set up this situation.
First, he advised Wei Tianying, who bought fake peacock feathers, to sell the fake peacock feathers to Gongsun Jing, and asked Gongsun Jing to sell it to a gangster. Then, before all the gangsters came, he confuses Gongsunjing and stole the blueprint. , using people's psychological weakness to make everyone think that this drawing is real.
After the blueprints were stolen, Gongsun Jing absconded in fear of crime, which is even more confirmed. Later, he deliberately let the young and the young of the Su family chase after them, throwing out the blueprints and using their greed to make them kill each other. People's psychology is clear.
If joking is the first weapon, I think it is a more terrifying weapon to control people's psychological actions through wisdom.The only accident in this process was probably that she didn't expect that she would really fall in love with Bai Yujing. "
Cao Wei went on to say: "Old Guo, let me tell you about the protagonist Bai Yujing, this Bai Yujing is also an infatuated person, the sword of longevity, Bai Yujing, who is said to be unkillable in the world.
For this title, Bai Yujing himself knew very well that it was because he was calm enough, and because he was calm enough, he was able to overcome difficulties many times.
But this time, he met someone who made him unable to keep calm, an attractive woman, Yuan Zixia.When he was besieged in Fengyun Inn at first, he thought that Mr. Su and those people were all after him.
It wasn't until later that he found out that the other party was coming for Yuan Zixia. At that time, he could have left, but he liked Yuan Zixia in his heart, so he chose to stay.
As an entrant who has no news, this behavior is undoubtedly very dangerous. Obviously, his choice this time should not be the most calm choice, so he has a chance to be successfully attacked by Fang Longxiang, who has always trusted him, and acupoints.
But Fang Longxiang died on the hidden weapon in the Longevity Sword because of his suspicion, which is full of irony.Later, the group of four in Jianghu found Bai Yujing, Yuan Zixia threw out the peacock feather, and the four of them intrigue and kill each other.
Wei Tianying made a move, killed the young master of the Su family, explained the overall plan, Yuan Zixia made a move, and attacked Wei Tianying. After being discovered, at the moment of life and death, Bai Yujing broke through the acupuncture point and killed Wei Tianying, and then the novel came to an end. It's over.
In the end, the author explained through this story that the first weapon is not the long-lived sword rumored in the world, but a smile. No matter how sharp the sword is, it cannot compare with that touching smile.
Who is Qiye, the author of this novel? To be able to write such a high-quality martial arts novel, logically, there must be a place for him in the world of martial arts novels, but I have never heard of his name. "
At this time, Guo Hongwen remembered what the bookstore owner said, and said, "Qiye? The bookstore owner seemed to say that Qiye is a well-known writer in the Internet literature circle. Unfortunately, I haven't read the Internet literature. I don't know that there is such a writer. But according to this statement, That means Qiye is the first time he has written a martial arts novel?"
Cao Wei was also shocked by the news: "Writing a martial arts novel for the first time? Oh my God, then he is so genius, he is at the peak of his debut. A novel like "The Sword of Longevity" is something I have never read in my life. I can't write it!"
(End of this chapter)
"A drunkard? Haven't you already changed careers? Why are you here to join in the fun now? Do you still have the qualifications?"
"Jianghu Drunk, did you accept Qiye's red envelopes, just to whitewash Qiye?"
"Drunken Jianghu, didn't you go to write online articles? I heard that you were cheated by someone in an online signing training group. It's really ridiculous. You still have the face to speak out. If I were you, I would just take a piece of money." Forget it if the tofu hits you to death."
Guo Hongwen is a sophomore in a certain university.
After class today, he deliberately went to the bookstore near the university to check out some good martial arts novels.
As a result, the bookstore owner strongly recommended two martial arts fiction magazines to him, one was "New Martial Arts Stories" and the other was "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times".
Guo Hongwen bought both martial arts magazines back in a daze when the owner of the bookstore praised (fooled) the two magazines.
When he returned to the boys' dormitory, Cao Wei, his roommate in the next bed, put his fat arms around his shoulders and said, "Old Guo, where have you been? I didn't even see you when I was eating. You kid won't go to eat a big meal by yourself, will you?"
Guo Hongwen shook off Cao Wei's fat hand, pointed at the two martial arts novel magazines in his right hand, and said angrily: "What a big meal, I just bought two martial arts novel magazines."
As soon as Cao Wei heard that the magazine in Guo Hongwen's hand was martial arts novels, he lost interest: "Cut, what time is it, and you still read martial arts novels, you kid can't keep up with the times."
Guo Hongwen didn't take it seriously, and said to Cao Wei: "This "New Martial Arts Story" is a magazine written by the three most popular writers of martial arts, and this "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times", the boss said that Qiye, a well-known online writer, is in charge."
There are four people living in this dormitory, and the other two roommates are already sitting at the computer desk with headphones on, playing the most popular MOBA game in Longguo.
One of the roommates named Wei Teng shouted: "Cao Wei, come to the third row quickly, you are the only one missing, it's still the same, you play support, and I will take you to super god."
Cao Wei scolded directly: "Playing your sister as a support, can you frankly play ADC, stand up and output, can you move? You will die as soon as I leave, and you always like to sell me. To assist you, I am a dog!"
Wei Teng said: "I promise not to sell you this time. Hurry up, get on the account and wait for you. If Hongwen doesn't play this game, I won't call you."
Cao Wei became even angrier after hearing this: "Fuck off."
However, although Cao Wei was angry, he still sat in front of the computer desk and went three rows with them.
Guo Hongwen sat in front of the computer desk, first took out "New Martial Arts Stories", and read it carefully.
after an hour.
Guo Hongwen has finished reading the short martial arts novels of the first famous master Zui Wo Jiangshan in "New Martial Arts Stories", and he is going to read the short martial arts novels of the second famous master, Listening to the Wind.
At this time, Cao Wei ended the MOBA game. He walked up to Guo Hongwen and said to Guo Hongwen: "Old Guo, don't play games anymore. Wei Teng is cheating on me again. I won't help him anymore. You Are you reading martial arts novels?
Give me a copy, I'm tired from playing games, just read a book to relieve my fatigue. "
Guo Hongwen was also very surprised when he heard that Cao Wei wanted to borrow a martial arts magazine from him.
Guo Hongwen said: "Cao Wei, there is something wrong with you, don't you always dislike reading martial arts novels?"
However, Guo Hongwen still handed "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times" to Cao Wei.
"This "Legend of Ancient and Modern" is for you."
Cao Wei took over "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times" and said, "Isn't it boring? Watch this to pass the time."
Guo Hongwen shook his head, then looked at the "New Martial Arts Story" in his hand.
Another hour passed.
Guo Hongwen finished reading and listened to the short martial arts novel written by Fengyin, and commented: "The writing style of this martial arts novel is quite good, but the routines are quite old and there is nothing new. Let's see how the short martial arts novel written by the passer-by in white can do." It can't surprise me."
At this time, Guo Hongwen looked at Cao Wei who was sitting next door at the computer desk watching "Legends of Ancient and Modern".
"Not to mention, this kid seems to be watching very intently." Guo Hongwen thought to himself.
But Guo Hongwen shook his head again, thinking to himself: "This kid is probably just on a whim, and he won't be able to read it for long, and he will have to throw the book away after a while."
He continued to read the martial arts novels of Passers-by in White Clothes.
after an hour.
Guo Hongwen also finished reading the martial arts novel by the guest in white. He sighed and said, "The novel by the guest in white is similar in style to the novels of Listening to the Wind and Drunken Country, and the overall quality is still the same. not bad.
But it is still a traditional routine, and it has not stepped out of the rut of those martial arts predecessors. It is time for Longguo martial arts novels to be innovative, otherwise no one will really read them.”
He got up and stretched, then looked at the other people in the dormitory, Wei Teng and Bian Yuan, these two game enthusiasts were still playing games, and they seemed to be ready to fight all night.
Finally, he looked at Cao Wei, and saw that he was still sitting at the computer desk reading the magazine "Legends of Ancient and Modern" that he had bought.
This shocked Guo Hongwen, "When did this kid focus on reading a book so much? I've never seen him so hungrily in studying!"
Guo Hongwen walked over and patted him on the shoulder, but Cao Wei didn't respond at all.
"This kid, is it possible that he is really attracted by my magazine "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times"?"
"Cao Wei, wake up, why did you change your sex today, and you like reading martial arts novels?" Guo Hongwen said puzzled.
At this time, Cao Weicai seemed to have come back to life. He glanced at Guo Hongwen and said excitedly: "Old Guo, where did you buy this magazine? The martial arts novels published in it are very good. It doesn't feel like the martial arts that I used to remember Novels, the martial arts novels in this book are so addicting to me."
Guo Hongwen asked: "Cao Wei, which martial arts novel are you reading? Let me take a look."
Cao Wei pointed to a page in the book "Legends of Ancient and Modern Times" and said: "This is the martial arts novel called "The Sword of Longevity". Read the introduction in this book. This is the first series of "Seven Weapons."
Guo Hongwen asked: "How is the quality of this martial arts novel? What kind of story does it tell? It can make you who have never read novels so fascinated. I have to say, this is really a miracle!"
Cao Wei said with emotion: "Yeah, I never read martial arts novels before, because those martial arts novels are too boring, almost all have the same routine, and you can guess the ending after reading the beginning of the plot.
But this "Sword of Longevity" is completely different. You can't guess the ending after reading the beginning.
The core of the story of this "Sword of Longevity" is that Yuan Zixia set up a fake blueprint of the world's number one hidden weapon, Peacock Ling, and used people's inner greed and selfishness to trap and kill everyone who knew about it.
As for why such a bureau was designed, perhaps as Yuan Zixia said, she is the youngest of the Red Flags among the Twelve Demons of the Qinglong Society, and she was ordered by the boss of the Qinglong to clean up the house, including Wei Tianying, Fang Longxiang, Gongsun Jing, etc. .
Or maybe, as Wei Tianying said, it was because after Wei Tianying bought the fake peacock feather drawings, Yuan Zixia was afraid of being blamed by the superiors, and Yuan Zixia came up with the idea of blaming others, but in any case, the reason why this game was successful Or because of human selfishness and greed. "
Cao Wei was seriously evaluating "The Sword of Longevity", and he continued: "I have to say that Yuan Zixia is a charming woman, very good at using her own advantages to control other people's hearts, and using people's psychology to set up this situation.
First, he advised Wei Tianying, who bought fake peacock feathers, to sell the fake peacock feathers to Gongsun Jing, and asked Gongsun Jing to sell it to a gangster. Then, before all the gangsters came, he confuses Gongsunjing and stole the blueprint. , using people's psychological weakness to make everyone think that this drawing is real.
After the blueprints were stolen, Gongsun Jing absconded in fear of crime, which is even more confirmed. Later, he deliberately let the young and the young of the Su family chase after them, throwing out the blueprints and using their greed to make them kill each other. People's psychology is clear.
If joking is the first weapon, I think it is a more terrifying weapon to control people's psychological actions through wisdom.The only accident in this process was probably that she didn't expect that she would really fall in love with Bai Yujing. "
Cao Wei went on to say: "Old Guo, let me tell you about the protagonist Bai Yujing, this Bai Yujing is also an infatuated person, the sword of longevity, Bai Yujing, who is said to be unkillable in the world.
For this title, Bai Yujing himself knew very well that it was because he was calm enough, and because he was calm enough, he was able to overcome difficulties many times.
But this time, he met someone who made him unable to keep calm, an attractive woman, Yuan Zixia.When he was besieged in Fengyun Inn at first, he thought that Mr. Su and those people were all after him.
It wasn't until later that he found out that the other party was coming for Yuan Zixia. At that time, he could have left, but he liked Yuan Zixia in his heart, so he chose to stay.
As an entrant who has no news, this behavior is undoubtedly very dangerous. Obviously, his choice this time should not be the most calm choice, so he has a chance to be successfully attacked by Fang Longxiang, who has always trusted him, and acupoints.
But Fang Longxiang died on the hidden weapon in the Longevity Sword because of his suspicion, which is full of irony.Later, the group of four in Jianghu found Bai Yujing, Yuan Zixia threw out the peacock feather, and the four of them intrigue and kill each other.
Wei Tianying made a move, killed the young master of the Su family, explained the overall plan, Yuan Zixia made a move, and attacked Wei Tianying. After being discovered, at the moment of life and death, Bai Yujing broke through the acupuncture point and killed Wei Tianying, and then the novel came to an end. It's over.
In the end, the author explained through this story that the first weapon is not the long-lived sword rumored in the world, but a smile. No matter how sharp the sword is, it cannot compare with that touching smile.
Who is Qiye, the author of this novel? To be able to write such a high-quality martial arts novel, logically, there must be a place for him in the world of martial arts novels, but I have never heard of his name. "
At this time, Guo Hongwen remembered what the bookstore owner said, and said, "Qiye? The bookstore owner seemed to say that Qiye is a well-known writer in the Internet literature circle. Unfortunately, I haven't read the Internet literature. I don't know that there is such a writer. But according to this statement, That means Qiye is the first time he has written a martial arts novel?"
Cao Wei was also shocked by the news: "Writing a martial arts novel for the first time? Oh my God, then he is so genius, he is at the peak of his debut. A novel like "The Sword of Longevity" is something I have never read in my life. I can't write it!"
(End of this chapter)
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