Weird: I can simulate fate

Chapter 35 Where did I get the weapon?

Niutou took out a handful of grass from his luggage, put it in his mouth and chewed it slowly.

While chewing, he slurred his teeth and said: "Master Ma, calm down, you and I are generals, how can we do that thing of not teaching and punishing?"

"Master Niu means..."

After eating the grass, Niutou stuck out his tongue and licked his fingers.

Slowly said: "Ask the reason, record it in the record, and then chop it up before it's too late."

"Master Niu is tall."

Ma Mian said and walked in front of Xu Ye.

He said viciously: "Boy, don't tell the truth about all the evil things you did! Otherwise, when you lose arms and legs, don't blame Master Ma for my cruel methods."

Although Xu Ye's physical body breathes normally, but his soul is not there, he is just like a fool, how can he answer?

Ma Mian has rich experience in errands, and quickly noticed something was wrong.

"Master Niu, this kid seems to have lost his soul."

The bull head stretched out his nose, and his nostrils opened and closed.

After a while, he said: "It's not Lihun, his three souls and seven souls are not here."

"There is only one body left, and things are not easy."

With a horse face on his face, he looked around.

Seeing the ancient painting on the table, he immediately snorted.

Horrified, he said, "Why is there a painting with supernatural powers here?"

Niutou is still calm and breezy.

"Master Ma, you and I have been ordered to run a business, so it's better not to take matters into your own hands."

"Master Niu is right, but what should we do now?"

"Just tie up his body and take him away. Go back and ask Master Chenghuang to make a decision in person."

"good idea."

Ma Mian took out a long and thin tendon and tied Xu Ye tightly.

Then the three figures quickly sank into the darkness.

……

The environment in the picture.

The ink mark penetrating the world gradually faded away.

He Wanyin stood up slowly.

Gently wiped away the tears, forcefully squeezed out a smile.

Said softly: "The servant's disrespect has made the officials laugh."

Xu Ye shook his head and did not speak.

Then she apologized again: "I have delayed the important matters of the officials, and caused you to stay here. I feel very guilty. I only blame myself for being too stupid, and I can't do anything well..."

Xu Ye remained silent.

She continued to smile and said: "The humble house is simple, there is nothing to entertain, how about I sing a little song from my hometown to relieve the boredom of the officials?"

Xu Ye looked at her quietly.

Obviously hurt to the extreme, but still forced a smile.

It wasn't her fault, but she still took the blame on herself and kept apologizing.

It's really... stupid and pitiful.

"The ditty in my hometown is very nice. When I couldn't sleep when I was a child, my mother would sing to lull me to sleep. Now I will sing it to the officials..."

"enough."

Xu Ye interrupted with a cold face.

He Wanyin immediately pursed her lips in fright, not daring to speak.

The hands tightly clutching the hem of the skirt kept shaking.

Xu Ye scolded angrily: "You are really stupid!
What's so great about a bad old man's little trick of grazing the stars with both hands?How can it make you fascinated?
Well, it’s really amazing, but I can still recite the unparalleled nine-nine multiplication formula back then, am I proud?

You look at such a wicked thing like a fool, tell yourself, is there something serious in your head?
......"

Xu Ye finished cursing in one breath, took several deep breaths in a row, and prepared to take another round slowly.

It is said to be non-toxic.

This is called talk therapy, or speech therapy for short.

He Wanyin obviously couldn't bear such intensive treatment.

Immediately weeping in a daze, tears and snot falling down one by one.

With strands of makeup hanging on her face, she looks like a scary woman in all seriousness.

for a long time.

It seemed that she was tired from crying, and her voice gradually became smaller.

A pair of eyes are red and swollen like two apricots, how can there be any trace of the former pupils like autumn water?

He choked up from time to time, and looked at Xu Ye timidly.

"Hey."

Xu Ye sighed.

"Is it better?"

He Wanyin replied cautiously: "It's much better, thank you officer."

"Now that it's done, help me think about it and see how we can get out of here."

Xu Ye urged impatiently.

He Wanyin looked down at Xu Ye secretly while bowing her head in thought.

There was a slight blush on his cheeks.

But for a moment, I had an idea.

"The slave family may be able to cast a spell to move the official's body into this painting. I wonder if it can help?"

"Oh?"

Xu Ye's eyes lit up.

How can this help, it is hopeful for a comeback.

He said anxiously: "Please hurry up and cast the spell, great things can be accomplished."

He Wanyin was delighted to see that she could help.

He concentrated on performing the teleportation technique.

There was a sudden movement, and the beauty turned pale.

Shouted in surprise: "The official is not good, your body is gone!"

"what???"

Xu Ye was dumbfounded.

Which bastard's trick is this, to force me, Xu, to a dead end!

Seeing his anxious expression, He Wanyin dared not delay.

I searched my brains to find a way.

With a flash of inspiration, I took it to my heart.

"My family once realized a technique of reflecting the mirror in the water and the moon. Maybe you can find the body by relying on the breath of the soul of the official."

Xu Ye quickly grabbed her hand.

Panting heavily, he said, "Quick, quick, I can't take it anymore."

He Wanyin blushed with shame.

The voice was like a thread: "Please also ask the officials to stick it closer to the slave's house, so that the slave's family can distinguish the aura of the officials."

Xu Ye didn't think much, and just stepped over.

"Is this close enough?"

"It's still...it's closer..."

"Oh."

"Officer...Officer, your weapon is against the servant..."

"Where did I get the weapon in the soul state?"

Xu Ye was puzzled and looked down.

"Oh, I have temporarily moved the weapon away, and please cast the spell as soon as possible."

He Wanyin was flustered for a moment.

The familiar technique in the past made mistakes again and again.

After finally completing the water-moon mirror technique, the water vapor in the bamboo forest quickly gathered to form a disc in front of them.

The pictures in the disc flow rapidly and change constantly.

……

City God Division.

The main hall is majestic and majestic. On the high platform, the old city god sits in a crown, wearing a gold-patterned official uniform, a crimson robe, and a goatee. He is short and fat like a big meatball.

The bull's head and horse's face dragged Xu Ye's body and walked in quickly.

Ma Mian gave a salute, and said: "Report to my lord, the lower officials have brought the criminals."

The City God is so fat that there is only a slit left in his eyes.

The slit was slightly stretched open, and his face immediately became dissatisfied.

Said: "Why does this person look like a fool?"

Ma Mian hurriedly replied: "His soul has been separated from his body, and his trace is hard to find. Therefore, the lower officials have to bring his body. Please make a decision, Your Excellency."

City God became more and more dissatisfied.

"Since the soul is not there, how can this person plead guilty? I am busy with everything, how can I have time to help you make up your mind?"

Hearing the words, the bull head and horse face hurriedly knelt down in awe and pleaded guilty.

City God waved his hand impatiently.

"Forget it, it's not easy for you to run around all day long. Now that the matter has come to this point, use seven or forty-nine soul-suppressing nails to fix his body in place, hang it on the soul-calling platform, and wait for his soul to fall into the net."

"Master is wise!"

(End of this chapter)