Weird: I can simulate fate

Chapter 63 Roast Pig, Buddha Beads

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【High-density and easy-to-diffuse energy has been detected, which cannot be used for energy supply. Are you trying to condense "defying fate"? 】

【Rebellion: Those who disobey and disobey, those who refuse to obey orders, those who resist orders and do not follow orders, and those who are disobedient in nature are all people who rebel against fate.Those who have rebels will have great disasters and great opportunities. 】

"Oh? It's the second time the reminder of life-defying appears."

High-density easily diffusible energy?
Where did this come from?Why do you use it?
Xu Ye was puzzled.

Immediately, strands of black mist slowly emerged from the gaps in his clothes.

"This is... the black mist refined by Shao Youfang. It actually remains on the clothes. There won't be any side effects, right?"

"But having said that, I didn't expect this thing to be able to condense rebellion."

"Washing karma and traveling between the two worlds, no matter which effect is very real, this rebellion must be won as hard as possible."

The black mist converged in front of him and disappeared without a trace in an instant.

The prompt message of the emulator appears again.

[Evaluating... the number of samples is too low, the success rate of cohesion and rebellion is close to zero, and the consequences of failure cannot be measured at present, please weigh carefully. 】

Xu Ye frowned.

The number of samples is too low, it should be that there is too little black mist left on the clothes.

As for whether to gamble on character with shit...

Considering that the base probability is close to zero and the luck bonus is limited, he gave up this idea.

Otherwise, if it fails, there will be irreversible consequences, and it will be too late to regret.

And there must be no shortage of black mist on Baihu Ridge, so we can wait until we have collected a sufficient amount before making any plans.

"Give up cohesion, the next step."

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[Synchronization status... Synchronization complete]

[Choose three of the following random hits: Digging expert (blue product), thunderous roar (green product), provocative master (green product), eighteen tricks for fishing (green product), pig's rapid advance (green product), smart Xieding (gray fret), tone incomplete (gray fret)...]

One blue and four green.

At first glance, it seems to work well.

Xu Ye was slightly pleased.

[Digging expert (Lan Pin): When you were young, you were bewitched by others, and you firmly believed that there were treasures buried under your house, so every time when there was no one at home, you would secretly dig and keep digging until the neighbor downstairs came to the door Come, your tools of crime are confiscated.After years of study and training, you have gradually grown into an excellent earth digging expert.You bring a triangular shovel that never wears out. When you dig the soil, there is a very low probability of obtaining special valuables, and a very high probability of causing frozen shoulder. 】

Digging for special items...

Is the probability linked to character, or does it depend on the position of the shovel?

If it is related to luck and character, then shit luck can shine again.

With a shovel anywhere, you can retrieve inexhaustible valuables, just thinking about it is very beautiful.

Moreover, it is the only blue product.

In any case, let's talk about it.

As for the side effects of frozen shoulder, they can be completely ignored, because electroshock therapy can effectively relieve symptoms.

[Roar like thunder (green product): You once frightened a donkey to death by yelling loudly.This also makes your relationship with the opposite sex not very good, after all, no one wants to stay with a loudspeaker all day long.But your prestige is well known in all towns and villages, and everyone has a consensus that no one can provoke you, otherwise your ears will suffer. 】

It can scare a donkey to death, and scare most people to death.

It is an unexpected means of defeating the enemy.

Maybe it's a bit short of Yi Degong drinking off Dangyang Bridge.

But if you draw it repeatedly in the future and combine it again, the effect is still worth looking forward to.

Choose decisively.

[Provocation Master (Green Product): When you raise your right hand, hook your index finger, and shout "You, come here!", no one will not be irritated by your provocation.Your provocation success rate is tripled, and the probability of being beaten is tripled. 】

Another very practical destiny.

Although Xu Ye turned into Thunder, his speed was as fast as lightning.

But he can't stand to meet an opponent who is proficient in oiling the soles of his feet in the future.

Think about defeat before thinking about victory.

"Choose, be prepared."

[Eighteen tricks for fishing (green product): Touching a fisherman, touching a fish's soul, touching a fish is a superior person.The first trick: go to the toilet with pay, drink more water when you have nothing to do, and drink more water when you have something to do. This can greatly increase your frequency of going to the toilet. When you practice to the extreme, you can even go to the toilet continuously.The second trick: work hard. When you work hard, your colleagues think you are working hard, but in fact you are staring blankly.The third measure: Form a group to catch fish, get up!All oppressed workers!Putting our rant on….Your probability of not being discovered by fishing is doubled, your resistance to involution is doubled, and your rate of promotion and salary increase is doubled. 】

Xu Ye repeatedly checked the description of the destiny.

He sighed deeply.

"Hey~"

"This peerless secret book, it's too late..."

[Pig's rapid progress (green product): Your character is more aggressive and easy to get angry, which often makes others seize the loopholes in your words and fight back.So you get more annoyed and become more verbal.This is an endless loop, but it is very difficult to change. 】

[Smart and bald (gray product): A smart head can't keep hair. If you need hair transplant, please call 137xxxxxxxx. 】

……

[Initial Destiny: Digging Expert (Blue Product), Roaring Like Thunder (Green Product), Provoking Master (Green Product)]

【The Man Against Fate: Thunder Tribulation Martial Body (Purple Grade)】

[Fusion of Destiny: Dead Man's Words (Green Grade), Hardworking (Green Grade), Good Water Man (Grey Grade), Xiao Li's Flying Knife (Purple Grade), Shit Universiade (Blue Grade), King Kong Legs (Green product), Hard Bones (Green product), Lightning Control (Blue product), Family Martial Arts: Nine Suns Manual (Blue product), Kanyu Art (Green product), Fish Flying Array (Blue product)]

[Whether to set the simulation tendency? 】

Xu Ye thought for a while and made the settings.

"Priority is to find a way to eradicate the trouble of Baihuling's strange things. When necessary...forget it, let Gan Ziru make his own decision as much as possible."

If Gan Ziru made the wrong choice, he probably wouldn't sit idly by.

[Whether to set the termination condition? (By default, the simulation is terminated when the character dies)]

"Use default."

[Simulation required blood element: [-] drops]

The Nine Suns Scripture in memory has a great bonus to the vitality of the practitioner.

By then, the bloodletting pressure should not be so great.

Unfortunately, this effect has not yet appeared.

Perhaps it will not appear until the degree of integration is high.

【Simulation starts】

[Day [-]: You found a small village in the depths of Baihuling. The villagers were preparing for a pig-killing feast, and a theater troupe was building a stage.

When you entered the village, you found that Gan Ziru had disappeared. Although you were worried, you were not in a hurry to act.

The villagers warmly invite you to participate in the pig-killing banquet. In order to obtain information, you decide to accept the invitation.

At the banquet, the villagers brought up a big fat pig with a strange appearance. The fat pig had been roasted until it was so fragrant.

The belly of the fat pig is cut open, and inside you find a string of prayer beads.

Do you think that string of Buddha beads looks familiar...

(End of this chapter)