Weird: I can simulate fate
Chapter 72
Chapter 72
After singing three plays in a row, his iron voice couldn't help tossing like this.
The actors dare not rest.
Cheng Xiaodie's face was full of smiles, and she asked everyone what to sing next.
Yan Yijun's eyeballs rolled around.
Got an idea.
"Can you ask everyone Cheng to sing your best song "Life and Death"? I heard that the story there is the most touching."
Cheng Xiaodie raised her orchid finger.
Replied: "Miss, I will do everything I want."
The show begins.
"... Years of wars, when will the smoke and dust be swept away..."
"I hate the thieves and bandits who are too rampant. They invade like tigers and wolves every year. One day, they will cross the Weihe River and sweep away the dust, sun and moonlight..."
When Zhou Bingnan committed a crime.
The two children gritted their teeth in hatred.
If Gan Ziru hadn't been afraid of being beaten, he would have rushed up to fight the actor who played the bandit soldier of the Zhou Dynasty for [-] rounds.
Everyone in the garrison battalion was obviously very dissatisfied with this show of belittling Zhou Zunliang.
Zhang Hanchen said to Xu Ye in a deep voice: "Xu Butou, whether to let them change a play, you and I will both eat the imperial salary, even if the current situation is special, it should not be too impolite."
Xu Ye replied with a smile: "What the captain said is true, but the rise and fall will be judged by later generations. If we blindly block the way of speech in order to ensure the stability of the country, then there will be no so-called change. "
Zhang Hanchen was extremely astonished.
Xu Ye's words can be regarded as treasonous.
It is definitely not the luck of the world if a person of such great ability loses his reverence for the imperial court.
"Xu Butou's words are out of proportion. If outsiders listen to them, it may lead to disaster."
"Master Zhang's lesson is to keep humble duties in mind."
Zhang Hanchen frowned.
Now is not a good time to go into detail.
So he made up his mind to go back to the county after everything was over, and then make a good point.
Yan Yijun heard that the two seemed to have some disputes.
The reason is that I chose this play myself.
I feel quite guilty.
Tangled for a while.
With red eyes, he said cautiously to Xu Ye: "Big Brother, if there is any trouble, I won't listen to this play."
Xu Ye was taken aback.
Immediately realized that this girl was worried about herself.
Smile slightly.
"How can you miss such a wonderful play, just enjoy it and don't worry too much."
Yan Yijun's eye sockets became more rosy.
Like tears will drop anytime.
"Big brother, why are you being so nice to me?"
Xu Ye glanced at her and Gan Ziru.
He sighed silently in his heart.
Patted the little girl's round head.
She smiled and said: "Someone treats you thousands of times better than me, so if you encounter difficulties in the future and have resentment and hatred in your heart, I hope you will not forget the people who care about you and love you."
Yan Yijun was puzzled.
But she trusted Xu Ye very much and knew that he would not lie to her.
Keep these words in your heart honestly.
Then he smiled sweetly and said, "Thank you big brother, I will never forget it."
"Life and Death" has reached its seventh scene.
The newlyweds were forced to separate.
The man fled back to his homeland in embarrassment.
In order to buy time for her husband, the woman stayed alone in the enemy camp, risking her life to hold back the inspectors.
Yan Yijun shed tears for such sincere emotion.
Gan Ziru was quite resentful towards the man who abandoned his wife.
The play goes on.
The couple went through hardships and finally reunited.
However, his wife died of grief due to years of illness.
When we get married, we live apart, when we meet again, we die.
It's really good luck.
Although everyone knew it was a play, they couldn't help but sigh and mourn in their hearts.
The two children cried even more faintly.
Tears flowed down the corners of his eyes as if he didn't want money.
Abrupt sudden change.
As the two cried louder and louder.
The entire village where the dream was manifested, like a piece of paper, began to crack and leave traces.
This is obviously not a good phenomenon.
Xu Ye hurriedly ordered Cheng Xiaodie to change to a more cheerful scene.
Yan Yijun's eyes were red and swollen like cherries from crying.
While crying, he said to Xu Ye: "Big brother, I don't want to hear him sing anymore, I want to hear you sing."
"what?"
Xu Ye was confused by her wild ideas.
The little girl grabbed Xu Ye's sleeve.
He timidly said: "Although the play is good, there is always a chance to listen to it again, but if you leave, I don't know when we will see you again."
Then work up your courage.
The tone is sincere: "So... I want to hear big brother sing, and I want to remember your voice."
Only then did Xu Ye understand.
Originally, Yan Yijun's request was not troublesome.
There's just a small problem here-
He doesn't know anything about opera at all.
Just about to say no.
But seeing that the little girl seemed to have a heart, she immediately pursed her mouth, looking like she was about to cry.
Xu Ye had a headache.
He was afraid that the girl would continue to cry, causing the dream to completely disintegrate.
In desperation, I had to ask my brothers for help.
"Which of you can sing? Come and say a few words, and I will learn."
Zhao Dezhu patted his chest.
Volunteered and walked out.
"Don't worry, Boss, this little matter is on me."
Xu Ye held his breath and concentrated, ready to study hard.
He heard Zhao Dezhu clear his throat.
He opened his mouth and sang: "As soon as you stretch out your hand, touch it and touch it, it's only there, my sister's golden ditch~"
"Stop!"
Xu Ye immediately stopped him.
Asked: "What song are you singing?"
Zhao Dezhu smiled complacently.
"Hey, eighteen..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked away.
Xu Ye asked others.
The results were far from ideal.
He was greatly disappointed by the artistic attainments of his brothers, which were basically on par with his level.
Looking at Zhang Hanchen.
But I saw him waving his hands in embarrassment.
"Most of the songs we know are not suitable for children to listen to. Xu Butou can ask for blessings."
Xu Ye was helpless.
Others can't count on it, so they can only search their brains to find a way.
Fortunately, I finally recalled the opera fragments that the elders of the previous life often hummed.
Although I can't tell the name of the play, I should be able to fool it.
So he said to Yan Yijun: "Then I will sing a few words casually, and you are not allowed to cry anymore."
The little girl nodded hurriedly.
"Yeah, I will definitely not cry. If Gan Ziru dares to cry, I will beat him up."
Xu Ye imitated the movements of the elders and sang loudly.
"I think back then, Lao Tzu's team just started, and a dozen people came with seven or eight guns.
I was dizzy when I was chased by a strange thing. Thanks to Mrs. Ah Qing, she told me to hide myself in the water tank.
Only by coaxing away the little devil did I escape the catastrophe.
I, Hu, said that my loyalty will be rewarded in the end! "
A scene made him sing in a nonsensical, messy way.
Yan Yijun and Gan Ziru couldn't stop giggling.
The brothers and the soldiers of the garrison were even more laughing.
Zhang Hanchen grinned and praised with a smile: "Good work, I deserve a reward."
Xu Ye was very satisfied with the reaction of the two children.
Anyway, just laugh it off.
As for the others...
Hmph, if the green mountains don't change, the green waters will flow forever, dare to laugh at me, Xu, let's wait and see~
Yan Yijun slapped her hands vigorously, narrowing her eyes with a smile.
Repeatedly said: "I want more, I want more, big brother don't stop~"
Gan Ziru followed suit and said, "I want it too, I want it too..."
"Brother Xu, we want it too, we want it too~"
A group of bastards followed suit.
"Gan!"
Xu Ye had a black line on his forehead.
Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, he went all out.
"Okay, I'll satisfy you all, this song is heartbroken, where can I find a bosom friend at the end of the world~"
Everyone was shocked by his momentum.
What kind of shocking repertoire is this going to come up with?
Immediately, he was seen twisting strangely.
Singing: "The big girl is so beautiful, the big girl walks into the green gauze tent~"
"The corn here has already set ears, and the breeze is blowing a heat wave~"
"Lang, lang, where are you hiding? I was kind enough to find it~"
"The big girl is so beautiful, the big girl walks into the green gauze tent..."
After singing a song, the whole audience was shocked.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Xu Butou actually hides such a unique skill?
It's true that the knife pulls the butt, and the eyes are opened!
(End of this chapter)
After singing three plays in a row, his iron voice couldn't help tossing like this.
The actors dare not rest.
Cheng Xiaodie's face was full of smiles, and she asked everyone what to sing next.
Yan Yijun's eyeballs rolled around.
Got an idea.
"Can you ask everyone Cheng to sing your best song "Life and Death"? I heard that the story there is the most touching."
Cheng Xiaodie raised her orchid finger.
Replied: "Miss, I will do everything I want."
The show begins.
"... Years of wars, when will the smoke and dust be swept away..."
"I hate the thieves and bandits who are too rampant. They invade like tigers and wolves every year. One day, they will cross the Weihe River and sweep away the dust, sun and moonlight..."
When Zhou Bingnan committed a crime.
The two children gritted their teeth in hatred.
If Gan Ziru hadn't been afraid of being beaten, he would have rushed up to fight the actor who played the bandit soldier of the Zhou Dynasty for [-] rounds.
Everyone in the garrison battalion was obviously very dissatisfied with this show of belittling Zhou Zunliang.
Zhang Hanchen said to Xu Ye in a deep voice: "Xu Butou, whether to let them change a play, you and I will both eat the imperial salary, even if the current situation is special, it should not be too impolite."
Xu Ye replied with a smile: "What the captain said is true, but the rise and fall will be judged by later generations. If we blindly block the way of speech in order to ensure the stability of the country, then there will be no so-called change. "
Zhang Hanchen was extremely astonished.
Xu Ye's words can be regarded as treasonous.
It is definitely not the luck of the world if a person of such great ability loses his reverence for the imperial court.
"Xu Butou's words are out of proportion. If outsiders listen to them, it may lead to disaster."
"Master Zhang's lesson is to keep humble duties in mind."
Zhang Hanchen frowned.
Now is not a good time to go into detail.
So he made up his mind to go back to the county after everything was over, and then make a good point.
Yan Yijun heard that the two seemed to have some disputes.
The reason is that I chose this play myself.
I feel quite guilty.
Tangled for a while.
With red eyes, he said cautiously to Xu Ye: "Big Brother, if there is any trouble, I won't listen to this play."
Xu Ye was taken aback.
Immediately realized that this girl was worried about herself.
Smile slightly.
"How can you miss such a wonderful play, just enjoy it and don't worry too much."
Yan Yijun's eye sockets became more rosy.
Like tears will drop anytime.
"Big brother, why are you being so nice to me?"
Xu Ye glanced at her and Gan Ziru.
He sighed silently in his heart.
Patted the little girl's round head.
She smiled and said: "Someone treats you thousands of times better than me, so if you encounter difficulties in the future and have resentment and hatred in your heart, I hope you will not forget the people who care about you and love you."
Yan Yijun was puzzled.
But she trusted Xu Ye very much and knew that he would not lie to her.
Keep these words in your heart honestly.
Then he smiled sweetly and said, "Thank you big brother, I will never forget it."
"Life and Death" has reached its seventh scene.
The newlyweds were forced to separate.
The man fled back to his homeland in embarrassment.
In order to buy time for her husband, the woman stayed alone in the enemy camp, risking her life to hold back the inspectors.
Yan Yijun shed tears for such sincere emotion.
Gan Ziru was quite resentful towards the man who abandoned his wife.
The play goes on.
The couple went through hardships and finally reunited.
However, his wife died of grief due to years of illness.
When we get married, we live apart, when we meet again, we die.
It's really good luck.
Although everyone knew it was a play, they couldn't help but sigh and mourn in their hearts.
The two children cried even more faintly.
Tears flowed down the corners of his eyes as if he didn't want money.
Abrupt sudden change.
As the two cried louder and louder.
The entire village where the dream was manifested, like a piece of paper, began to crack and leave traces.
This is obviously not a good phenomenon.
Xu Ye hurriedly ordered Cheng Xiaodie to change to a more cheerful scene.
Yan Yijun's eyes were red and swollen like cherries from crying.
While crying, he said to Xu Ye: "Big brother, I don't want to hear him sing anymore, I want to hear you sing."
"what?"
Xu Ye was confused by her wild ideas.
The little girl grabbed Xu Ye's sleeve.
He timidly said: "Although the play is good, there is always a chance to listen to it again, but if you leave, I don't know when we will see you again."
Then work up your courage.
The tone is sincere: "So... I want to hear big brother sing, and I want to remember your voice."
Only then did Xu Ye understand.
Originally, Yan Yijun's request was not troublesome.
There's just a small problem here-
He doesn't know anything about opera at all.
Just about to say no.
But seeing that the little girl seemed to have a heart, she immediately pursed her mouth, looking like she was about to cry.
Xu Ye had a headache.
He was afraid that the girl would continue to cry, causing the dream to completely disintegrate.
In desperation, I had to ask my brothers for help.
"Which of you can sing? Come and say a few words, and I will learn."
Zhao Dezhu patted his chest.
Volunteered and walked out.
"Don't worry, Boss, this little matter is on me."
Xu Ye held his breath and concentrated, ready to study hard.
He heard Zhao Dezhu clear his throat.
He opened his mouth and sang: "As soon as you stretch out your hand, touch it and touch it, it's only there, my sister's golden ditch~"
"Stop!"
Xu Ye immediately stopped him.
Asked: "What song are you singing?"
Zhao Dezhu smiled complacently.
"Hey, eighteen..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked away.
Xu Ye asked others.
The results were far from ideal.
He was greatly disappointed by the artistic attainments of his brothers, which were basically on par with his level.
Looking at Zhang Hanchen.
But I saw him waving his hands in embarrassment.
"Most of the songs we know are not suitable for children to listen to. Xu Butou can ask for blessings."
Xu Ye was helpless.
Others can't count on it, so they can only search their brains to find a way.
Fortunately, I finally recalled the opera fragments that the elders of the previous life often hummed.
Although I can't tell the name of the play, I should be able to fool it.
So he said to Yan Yijun: "Then I will sing a few words casually, and you are not allowed to cry anymore."
The little girl nodded hurriedly.
"Yeah, I will definitely not cry. If Gan Ziru dares to cry, I will beat him up."
Xu Ye imitated the movements of the elders and sang loudly.
"I think back then, Lao Tzu's team just started, and a dozen people came with seven or eight guns.
I was dizzy when I was chased by a strange thing. Thanks to Mrs. Ah Qing, she told me to hide myself in the water tank.
Only by coaxing away the little devil did I escape the catastrophe.
I, Hu, said that my loyalty will be rewarded in the end! "
A scene made him sing in a nonsensical, messy way.
Yan Yijun and Gan Ziru couldn't stop giggling.
The brothers and the soldiers of the garrison were even more laughing.
Zhang Hanchen grinned and praised with a smile: "Good work, I deserve a reward."
Xu Ye was very satisfied with the reaction of the two children.
Anyway, just laugh it off.
As for the others...
Hmph, if the green mountains don't change, the green waters will flow forever, dare to laugh at me, Xu, let's wait and see~
Yan Yijun slapped her hands vigorously, narrowing her eyes with a smile.
Repeatedly said: "I want more, I want more, big brother don't stop~"
Gan Ziru followed suit and said, "I want it too, I want it too..."
"Brother Xu, we want it too, we want it too~"
A group of bastards followed suit.
"Gan!"
Xu Ye had a black line on his forehead.
Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, he went all out.
"Okay, I'll satisfy you all, this song is heartbroken, where can I find a bosom friend at the end of the world~"
Everyone was shocked by his momentum.
What kind of shocking repertoire is this going to come up with?
Immediately, he was seen twisting strangely.
Singing: "The big girl is so beautiful, the big girl walks into the green gauze tent~"
"The corn here has already set ears, and the breeze is blowing a heat wave~"
"Lang, lang, where are you hiding? I was kind enough to find it~"
"The big girl is so beautiful, the big girl walks into the green gauze tent..."
After singing a song, the whole audience was shocked.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Xu Butou actually hides such a unique skill?
It's true that the knife pulls the butt, and the eyes are opened!
(End of this chapter)
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