Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"He can destroy the apostles today! He can destroy humanity tomorrow!"

"The interpretation of the Dead Sea Scrolls is wrong. We must terminate the plan!"

"Terminate the plan? At this point, you're telling me to terminate the plan?"

"What else? Can you come up with a better plan?"

"Don't answer my question with a question."

"Who do you think you're talking to!"

Noisy, noisy.

Ikari Gendo pinched his eyebrows and suddenly felt like laughing.

These high-ranking figures think they are wise, but in reality they have not gotten rid of the bad nature in their bones.

But to be honest, Ikari Gendo himself was also quite scared.

Even before entering this meeting room, my hands were shaking as I held the teacup.

The last high-energy impact shattered the apostle.

OK, I'll bear with it.

But this time...

It feels numb.

What is the point of decomposing matter into atoms?

This ability is too foul!

While I was distracted, those big shots had already started cursing.

Ikari Gendō became annoyed by what he heard and simply terminated the communication.

drop--

There was an electronic sound, and the lights in the house came back on.

Outside the door, Fuyutsuki Kozo walked in with his hands behind his back and asked casually, "What do the superiors say?"

"Why? They are terrified, fearing that the next thing to be destroyed by the unknown life form will be human civilization. If that happens, their status will become worthless... Hehe, how ironic." Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses: "They even want to give up EVA."

"I understand." Fuyutsuki Kozo nodded, pondered for a moment, and then talked about another thing: "The outside world is not very friendly to us now."

Ikari Gendo: "What do you mean?"

"As you know, the Sky Angels are too big, and there are always some creative guys who disobey discipline and secretly leave the shelter. They witnessed the demise of the apostles and questioned EVA itself." Fuyutsuki Kozo smiled bitterly: "To be honest, I am beginning to doubt whether it is right or wrong to use a group of immature children to save the world?"

Ikari Gendou said nothing, but crossed his fingers and thought silently.

Finally, he said to Dongyue Gengzo: "I want to talk to Jon."

"Then you will probably die at least twenty times." Dongyue Gengzao said helplessly.

"Don't even mention the 20th time, even if it's the 30th or 40th time, I will have a good talk with him." Ikari Gendo stood up and said, "The sooner the better. I will leave right away."

Jon's place was not hard to find.

soon.

Ikari Gendo arrived at the two-story villa.

However, he did not dare to go in rashly, and patiently handed in the visiting card.

After a while, Rei Ayanami came out and said calmly, "Commander, if you have anything to say, you can tell me and I will convey it to you."

Ikari Gendo was very upset and said, "Zero, when did you become that guy's assistant?"

Rei Ayanami blinked her eyes: "Mr. John told me that if I eat his food, use his clothes and live in his house, I should listen to him obediently."

Ikari Gendo: ...

so annoying.

It feels like being bullied!
For some reason, he felt like there was something green on his head.

In order to relieve his inner restlessness, Ikari Gendo took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "Then please tell me that I am willing to die thirty times in exchange for a chance to talk to that guy Jon."

"Die thirty times?" Ayanami Rei didn't quite understand what this meant. After a pause, she leaned forward and said, "Nothing. Please wait a moment."

Ikari Gendo nodded and waited quietly there.

Being so humble reminded him of a similar scene when he first entered the workplace as a young man and faced a difficult boss.

Faith will move mountains to open.

With the sincerity of "thirty times", Jon actually agreed to Ikari Gendo's request for a meeting.

Enter the house.

Asuka and Shinji watched curiously from the living room.

Neither of them spoke, their eyes looking back and forth at Ikari Gendo.

Ikari Gendō was not weak in front of these children. He coughed and said, "Shinji, Asuka, why don't you say hello when you see me?"

Asuka was fine, she lazily called out "Commander".

Shinji simply rolled his eyes.

Coming to our house to show off?
It's hilarious.

Ikari Gendō didn't care about his own son's attitude.

For him, as long as he doesn't resort to violence, it's better than anything else.

Rei Ayanami took the initiative to lead Ikari Gendo: "Mr. Jon is waiting for you in his room."

Looking at Rei Ayanami, Ikari Gendo felt an inexplicable pain in his heart. But for the sake of the plan, he had to suppress all his emotions and went to John's room.

After he left, Asuka jumped up like a spring and winked at Shinji: "Walk."

Shinji: "What?"

Asuka crossed her arms across her chest, "Do you even need to ask? Of course I was eavesdropping."

Shinji: "Not good..."

That's what he said, but his body was honest.

The two men sneaked up to Jon's door and put their ears to the door.

Just then, Rei Ayanami came over.

Asuka and Shinji made 'hush' gestures.

Ayanami Rei walked away silently without any response.

Inside the house——

Jon stared at Ikari Gendo with a half-smile: "Mr. Commander, you don't think about how to deal with the apostles, but come to me. Aren't you deliberately asking for trouble? You know, I have a bad temper, and I really don't like you. I also happen to have the power to do whatever I want, so..."

"You can kill me as many times as you like. Just revive me afterwards, because I still have an unfinished mission." Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses: "I came here today mainly to discuss the issue of stance. What do you think of the human race?"

"How? Use your eyes. Okay, let's not beat around the bush. Don't test me anymore. The reason I took action last time was because some people found me and gave me something that interested me, so I gave back to them and showed off my strength a little bit." Jon crossed his legs and said, "If you can also make an offer, I'm not against considering taking action for NERV."

Ikari Gendo was startled: "What do you want?"

"That depends on what you have. The rarest and most valuable thing you have is what I need." Jon said indifferently.

Ikari Gendo seemed to understand something: "Could it be that you have taken a fancy to Adam's..."

Jon played dumb and said, "What Adam? I only know one Adam, a dreamer, half a step from the old days. I don't know anything about the First Apostle." You've already mentioned the First Apostle, and you're still pretending not to know?

Ikari Gendo quickly refused: "I won't give that thing to you."

"It doesn't matter. I've already said that I don't really want it." Jon smiled and said, "Others are much more generous than you."

Hearing this, Ikari Gendo felt like a cat scratching his heart, and asked curiously, "What did those big shots give you?"

Jon: “Guess?”

I guess hammer.

Ikari Gendo frowned.

SEELE controls almost all the resources of this planet and its power is far beyond that of NERV.

What is the treasure that can be exchanged for Jon to take action once?

Many speculations flashed through his mind, and Ikari Gendo couldn't help but remain silent.

Jon took the opportunity to say, "Friendly reminder, because of my appearance, many people are dissatisfied with you and EVA. Although it's ridiculous, some people think that I may be the savior of mankind."

After hearing this, Ikari Gendo curled his lips and said, "Savior? It should be the destroyer of civilization, right?"

"Never mind saving the world or destroying it. My existence has caused loopholes in the plan and also created a new possibility for the future." Jon looked directly into Ikari Gendo's eyes and said, "A friendly reminder again, I am almost omnipotent. I can reverse the flow of time and return everything to before the tragedy happened. It is totally possible."

When Ikari Gendo heard this, the veins on his forehead throbbed.

He tried to remain calm.

Unfortunately, his slightly trembling hands betrayed his inner feelings.

"Just say you're interested. What's the point of hiding it? Resurrection from the dead is exactly what people like you who are trapped in a love affair want to see the most, right?" Jon was like a demon in the abyss, whispering in Ikari Gendo's ear: "You don't need any damn plans. Just please me and I can make everything come true."

Ikari Gendo stood up and said, "This is the end of today's conversation."

"Is this really a good idea? You don't know anything about my force field yet, and you haven't gotten anything substantial out of it. You only know that the higher-ups and NERV are at odds with each other, and they're on guard against you everywhere." John deliberately instigated.

Ikari Gendō was indeed the most forbearing person, and he said in a normal tone: "No gain is sometimes a kind of gain. It was a pleasure talking to you today. So, I'll take my leave first."

"Wait." Jon raised his hand. "You seem to have forgotten something. Thirty deaths."

Ikari Gendo's breathing stagnated for a long time before he nodded heavily: "I can die thirty times, but the thirty-first time, I must be resurrected."

Jon chuckled and said, "I will kill you twenty-nine times, and the remaining one will be left for your own son."

"Shinji... Never mind, it doesn't matter, just let me be resurrected." Ikari Gendo opened his arms: "You can do it now."

Jon was not in a hurry. He thought slightly and the door opened automatically.

Two figures fell down.

Shinji and Asuka had different expressions, shocked, confused, and a little embarrassed.

"So, this is the situation. You can kill your father once, Shinji, are you willing?" John's tone was gentle, but his words were extremely evil.

Shinji's breathing was heavy, his chest rising and falling.

Asuka looked at him suddenly: "No way! You really want to do it, even though I already know that you and the commander have a bad relationship, but you wouldn't kill someone."

Shinji said nothing.

Jon didn't rush and just waited quietly.

Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses up and thought about something absent-mindedly, as if nothing had happened.

After three or four minutes, Shinji shook his head and said, "I hate him and would beat him up without hesitation, but if I really want to kill him, I can't do it."

"Then next time I will tell you a heartwarming story about the Uchiha clan." Jon laughed, and his pupils instantly turned blood red: "Tsukuyomi!"

Ikari Gendo was caught in an illusion and froze on the spot.

Asuka: ???

No, that's it.

As if he could see through the girl's heart, Jon explained: "Just like in the spiritual time house, in the spiritual world, I will kill this guy thirty times... I do this for you. After all, you are teenagers and cannot see too bloody scenes."

Asuka: "Thank you so much then."

Jon: "You're welcome. It's what I should do."

One second in the outside world is like countless years in the spiritual world.

After regaining consciousness, Gendou Ikari suddenly knelt on one knee, breathing heavily.

Jon couldn't help but applaud: "There is one thing I have to admire about you. You are a truly ruthless person. If it were someone else, they would have collapsed mentally long ago, but you are still able to remain intact. It's really amazing."

"Because there are things I must do..." Ikari Gendo said with difficulty.

For some reason, seeing him struggling like this, Shinji, who used to be full of hatred for his father, suddenly felt bored.

Revenge is like chewing sugar cane. If you suck the sweetness, you have to taste the dregs.

He felt bored and turned away silently.

Ikari Gendou looked at his son's receding back and wanted to say something, but when the words came to his lips, they turned into: "Next time the apostles attack, can I ask you to help again?"

"Have you found a suitable price?" Jon asked with interest.

"Yes." Ikari Gendo nodded.

Now it was Jon's turn to be surprised: "After dying thirty times, you actually changed your mind."

Ikari Gendō didn't answer, waved his hand, and staggered away.

I thought this matter ended here.

As a result, Asuka quit.

She stared at Jon with a complicated expression: "Hey, you guy, are you going to deprive me of the meaning of my existence?"

"With your personality, you can become an idol. That way, all the spotlight will be on you. And some fans will feel refreshed after being insulted. It's really killing two birds with one stone." Jon flicked Asuka's eyelids specifically.

Asuka covered her eyes and screamed: "Ah!!!!"

But Jon ignored her and staggered out of the room.

……

……

Ritsuko Akagi observed the parameters on the big screen.

The hair style is a bit messy.

She hasn't rested for a long time, just to be able to replicate the space jump technology provided by 'Jon'.

"It's too difficult... It's really too difficult... With the current level of human technology, is it really impossible to comprehend the mysteries of space?" She murmured to herself, grabbing her hair fiercely.

Suddenly, Misato Katsuragi walked in with a document in her hand: "The commander said that Jon will assist us in the next operation."

Akagi Ritsuko was stunned at first, then she was overjoyed: "Great!"

"Good? Not good at all! Ever since that guy meddled in the battle with the apostles, not only others, but even I have begun to doubt the necessity of EVA's existence." Katsuragi Misato said helplessly, "There are simpler ways to repel the enemy. Why bother making a battle plan? But I'm afraid that guy will turn his attention to humans one day. By then, who can stop him from destroying the world except EVA?"

"EVA can't stop it, let alone the high-energy impact and molecular deconstruction capabilities. We can't handle the space jump alone. Moreover, the commander sent me a message half an hour ago, saying that he learned about John's new ability, which is similar to the psychic illusion attack..." Akagi Ritsuko pushed her glasses: "When facing unsolvable troubles, the only thing you can do is to maintain a good attitude and make yourself look less embarrassed before the end of the world."

Misato Katsuragi: “Hehe.”

While the two were talking, suddenly a bright red light appeared.

This means the arrival of a new enemy! (End of this chapter)