Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

What it is?
At the same time, the same question arose in countless people's minds.

Sharp teeth and claws, and spikes on the back.

Inverted triangle head, thick legs and tail.

The most important thing is...

Isn't that thing a bit too big?
In the command room, Jon held a cup of coffee and said, "Don't be afraid. My pet is very well behaved and never bites anyone easily."

pet?

Aoba Shigeru swallowed and looked at Jon with more awe.

Misato Katsuragi crossed her arms and seemed calm, but in fact she had already been numbed by Planet Godzilla.

Ritsuko Akagi pushed her glasses and silently recorded the relevant data.

However, if you look closely, you will find that many values ​​are garbled.

This also means that with the current level of human technology, it is impossible to accurately capture the specific information of the giant monster.

A little further away -

Looking at the giant beast on the screen, the three little ones looked at each other.

Finally, Asuka asked in a complicated tone: "Are you sure you can destroy that monster?"

"That is clearly Mr. Jon's pet. It's too rude to call it a monster." Shinji coughed lightly and didn't respond.

Rei Ayanami said truthfully, "That kind of behemoth that is over 300 meters long is no match for the 80-meter-long machine we are driving."

After hearing this, Asuka scratched her hair in annoyance: "Ah! How abominable! Where did I find it from…"

The words were not finished.

On screen, Planet Godzilla got action.

It took a few steps and walked towards the place where the shadow was.

"A direct attack?" Katsuragi Misato said worriedly, "We don't know what the apostle's abilities are yet. We should at least test it with long-range weapons first."

Jon smiled and said, "That's not necessary."

As soon as he finished speaking, the darkness crawling on the ground seemed to come alive, wriggling and swallowing all objects.

"That shadow is alive!" Ritsuko Akagi reminded.

Unfortunately, her reminder came a little late.

Planet Godzilla has rushed into the range of Night Angel's ability.

Like a boulder falling into water.

Godzilla dived down, and strangely, dark liquid splashed up like water.

The atmosphere fell silent for a moment.

Jon still had that confident look on his face, as if he couldn't see the scene on the screen.

Qingye Mao couldn't help it and whispered: "Well, your pet seems to have been eaten up."

For a moment, everyone's eyes were on Jon.

Jon changed into a more comfortable position and took a sip of coffee. "Don't worry, let the atomic breath fly for a while."

Atomic Breath?

What is atomic breath?

Everyone present was confused.

But soon, they understood what atomic breath was.

But on the screen, a blue light broke through the darkness, like a long sword piercing the night.

'Coke Milk Alps' trembled violently.

In just three or four blinks of an eye, the sphere shrank.

It turned into a liquid that humans could not understand.

Planet Godzilla, who escaped from the dark space, was not polite either. He opened his big mouth and swallowed the body of Night Angel directly.

Jon stood up, "Okay, done."

As soon as these words were spoken, the scene fell into silence.

Is this... over?
Full calculation.

The battle lasted less than three minutes.

No, no.

That's not the point.

The point is that the monster actually ate the apostle's body!

anyway.

The combat mission has clearly been completed.

Why is that monster still there?
After figuring out the key, many people became restless.

Jon, however, acted as if nothing had happened, waving his hand to someone and saying, "Anyway, I've finished my work, and I'll leave it to you guys next."

"and many more!"

How could she let the other party leave so easily, Misato Katsuragi said anxiously.

"What's wrong, pretty? Are you going to do something naughty to me?" Jon turned around and looked Misato Katsuragi up and down with a half-smile: "If it's you, it's not impossible."

Misato Katsuragi frowned: I won’t give birth to an alien with you.

But since it was an urgent matter, she had no intention of complaining and went straight to business: "That monster, take that monster back quickly."

Jon shrugged: "Your commander asked me to help deal with the apostles. Did I help?"

Katsuragi Misato replied with a stiff expression: "I helped."

Jon asked again: "Is the apostle dead now?"

Katsuragi Misato's expression remained: "Dead."

Jon spread his hands and said, "That's it. The apostle is dead, and the crisis of mankind has ended. Isn't it a happy thing for everyone?"

Yes, the apostles’ crisis was resolved.

Your 'pet' is still there.

It’s more than 300 meters to that place.

It is half a head taller than the tallest building.

Are you sure you are here to help, not to cause trouble?
As if he had read Misato Katsuragi's inner thoughts, Jon cutely tapped himself: "Hey."

Hey, your sister!

Seeing this, Misato Katsuragi almost went berserk.

"If I could beat you, I would definitely kill you." The beautiful lieutenant muttered in a voice that only she could hear, and ordered without hesitation: "All qualified personnel, prepare for battle."

"Oh! As expected of Captain Misato Katsuragi who holds an important position at such a young age. I really admire her courage and decisiveness." Jon was happy to watch the fun and deliberately applauded in front of Misato Katsuragi.

Misato Katsuragi pretended not to see it.

At this moment, the voice of a man in sunglasses came from her headphones: "Wait a minute, don't be impulsive."

"But Commander, you just saw it. If you don't take action, I'm afraid..."

Before Katsuragi Misato could finish her words, she was interrupted by the man in sunglasses: "I just don't want you to waste precious resources. Asuka and the others can't handle it. Let me talk to that guy."

Misato Katsuragi seemed to want to say something but stopped herself.

After a while, the man in sunglasses appeared.

With his hands behind his back, he acts like he's worth a lot of money, which makes people angry just by looking at him.

Jon sat there carelessly: "Isn't this the commander? What brings you here?"

In order to avoid misunderstanding, Ikari Gendo made a special effort to check the surrounding environment.

That's right.

It's my base.

What the hell is this protagonist tone of yours?

No no no.

You can't follow this guy's path.

After a light cough, Ikari Gendo said in a deep voice: "Mr. Jon, isn't this against the rules? Our deal is to help the base repel the apostles, but you left your...pet behind.

Okay, let’s just call that 300-meter-long thing a pet.

Are you finally unable to bear it anymore and are you going to show your deeply hidden fangs to humans?"

"Show your deeply hidden fangs~" Jon imitated the other person and said something sarcastic on purpose.

The man in sunglasses was upset but could do nothing about it.

In order to ease the embarrassment, I could only look away: "I know what you mean, we are all smart people, you name the price."

Jon: "That depends on what price you can offer. And please pay me the labor fee in advance."

Ikari Gendo pushed up his glasses and said, "I'll give you everything I have."

"Now that you've said that, if I don't kill you, it would seem like I'm looking down on you." Jon smiled and pointed to the ground: "I want it, will you give it to me?"

The man in sunglasses' face suddenly turned ugly: "Why? I need a reason." "If I have to find a reason, it's because of love. I fell in love with it, on a night without stars~" At the end, Jon actually sang it.

Ikari Gendo's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot: "I don't understand, it obviously has no effect on you."

Jon: "You don't need to understand, just tell me whether you will give it or not."

The two of them went back and forth.

It is used to refer to everything.

It's like telling a riddle, no one can understand it.

Ikari Gendō had a huge headache.

The Adam embryo has been given away, and you still want Lilith?
Too greedy.

But if you don't agree...

He turned his head and looked at the screen.

The behemoth, which is over 300 meters long, is waiting on the spot.

He seems to be quite honest, without any unusual movements.

But Ikari Gendō had no doubt that as long as the person in front of him gave the order, the horrible monster would destroy everything in front of him.

To be honest, judging from the high-energy light speed just detected, that monster is much more difficult to deal with than the apostle.

In other words, whether human civilization can continue depends on his thoughts.

Ikari Gendo took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I promise you, it's yours."

"No way, sir, are you really going to give it to me?" Jon deliberately made an exaggerated expression: "I'm just kidding, brother."

Ikari Gendo: ???

Don't wait for him to speak.

Jon took the lead and said, "You've given it all, so I'll just accept it reluctantly."

Then he changed the subject: "But I won't take it away for the time being, you can rest assured about that."

how?

That's what you mean.

You still want me to thank you, right?

Ikari Gendo was afraid that he would lose control of his temper if he stayed here any longer, so he left with his hands behind his back without even saying hello.

Jon whistled: "Everyone likes to do business without any cost. While you are talking, the treasure is in your hands."

Although many people don’t know what the treasure is, Ritsuko Akagi can guess it almost exactly.

Recall what I just said.

She looked at Jon with some complexities, and thought to herself, "Is it really going to give birth to an alien?"

Only the unexpected.

There is nothing that Joe can't do.

I think Lilith is pretty...

Clap your hands gently.

My brother always disappears.

Only the traces of battle at the original site could indicate that a devastating monster had once descended upon this land.

Facing many complicated looks, Jon waved his hand and said, "Then I'll take my leave today."

Misato Katsuragi came to her senses and swallowed the words back when they were on the tip of her tongue.

Aoba Shigeru came closer: "First Lieutenant..."

Misato Katsuragi: "Don't make any noise, I'm thinking."

Akagi Ritsuko came over and wanted to give some advice, but she didn't know what to say for a moment, so she could only let Shinji and the others go back first: "There are no other combat missions today, you can go."

Shinji heard this and chased after him without hesitation.

Asuka also wanted to do the same, but she was too thin-skinned, so she had to use Rei Ayanami as an excuse and quickly followed.

Ritsuko Akagi was amused but also worried, and said to Misato Katsuragi, "Those kids like Jon very much."

Misato Katsuragi: "Children don't know right from wrong!"

Ritsuko Akagi didn't say anything and was also lost in thought.

the other side.

Shinji kept asking Jon, "Mr. Jon, Mr. Jon, what on earth is that pet? It's so big! Unit-01 looks like an elementary school student in front of it."

Jon: "Don't underestimate elementary school students. I know an elementary school student who killed many people at a young age."

"What? That's too cruel." Asuka frowned slightly.

Jon spread his hands: "This is what detectives do."

Asuka: ???

Forget it.

that's not important.

She looked at Jon eagerly: "That's great, I want to have a pet too."

"You want to, too?" Jon asked.

Asuka nodded repeatedly.

She wondered if she could have a pet like that monster.

Not to mention 300 meters, even 30 meters would be enough to help Unit 2 in battle.

By then, wouldn’t she be the most beautiful girl in the entire NERV!
Jon looked Asuka up and down and said, "You can have this, but you have to exchange it with something."

"Deal, huh? I heard what you and the commander said just now." Asuka patted her chest and said, "If you like something, just tell me. As long as I have it, I will never be stingy."

"You are becoming more and more confident now, little girl. Have you suffered too little at my hands?" Jon said with a half-smile.

Asuka was not afraid at all: "If you are afraid, don't play. If you play, don't be afraid. Anyway, get what you want first."

Jon stroked his smooth chin and said, "I admire your courage. When we get home, come to my room and I'll show you something good."

"Good news?" Asuka's eyes lit up.

Shinji was anxious: "I want one too!"

Rei Ayanami hesitated for a moment and raised her hand weakly: "+1"

"Your +1 is really abstract...but never mind, I just like your abstract look." John ruffled Rei Ayanami's hair.

Ayanami Rei subconsciously looked at Shinji.

Shinji scratched his eyebrows, seemingly having no extra thoughts at all.

Jon couldn't help but sigh: "You are really a natural born victim, but never mind, I just like your abstract look, I'll pick a green pet for you later."

Then he looked at the three little ones and said, "Come here, come here. I have a big reward for you."

Shinji: "Yeah!"

Asuka: “Yeah!”

Ayanami Rei (expressionless): “Great!”

……

Wait until Misato Katsuragi returns home after finishing a lot of mess.

As soon as I walked into the living room, I was caught off guard by the sound of rustling coming from Jon's room.

"Be good, open your mouth."

"Don't bite there, I haven't showered yet."

"so hard……"

Misato Katsuragi:! ! ! ! !
No.

It couldn't be what he imagined.

Asuka and the others are still pure children!
Without time to think, she rushed into Jon's room.

In an instant, four pairs of eyes stared at her.

"You guys!" Misato Katsuragi wanted to say something.

Then she glanced around the room and was stunned.

Confusedly asked: "Shinji, what are you holding in your arms?"

Shinji held up the garlic turtle to show off: "Look, Miss Misato, this is the pet that Mr. John gave us. It seems to be called Bulbasaur or something."

Asuka also raised Charmander: "Look at this kid, isn't he cute, even though he likes to bite randomly."

Rei Ayanami: "My pet is Squirtle."

Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle
Katsuragi Misato: ???
Staring blankly at Jon.

Jon: "What are you doubting? Do you think I'm a member of the Kaiyin faction? You have such a dirty mind. Is this what an adult is like? Ugh~ Disgusting."

Katsuragi Misato: ...(End of this chapter)