Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

To be honest, Suzuhara Touji felt a little regretful.

After all, driving an EVA is a cool thing among teenagers.

My good friend Kensuke Aida has said countless times how great it would be if he could become a pilot.

Then Suzuhara Touji really became the driver.

He found that this job was not something a normal person could do...

Let’s not talk about anything else.

Not many people can endure the thought of driving an aircraft in an LCL solution.

"I'm sorry, Miss Misato, I can't do it!" Suzuhara Touji bowed deeply.

Misato Katsuragi wanted to say something, but when the words came to her lips, they turned into a sigh: "Forget it, since you don't have the driving imagery, there is no point in forcing you. Thank you for your hard work, Suzuhara, just study hard and live a good life in the future."

After a pause, he added: "As for your sister's matter."

Shinji replied naturally: "My best friend's sister is my sister. Of course she should be admitted to the best hospital and arranged to receive the best doctor."

Katsuragi Misato frowned slightly: "But this is against the rules."

Shinji sneered: "Rules? Aren't you the ones who made those rules? It's just a matter of a word. You can't even give me that little bit of face."

Seeing this, Misato Katsuragi looked dazed.

Damn.

She actually saw someone's shameless look on Shinji's innocent and kind face.

Misato Katsuragi was stunned for a moment, then she reacted and said unhappily: "I can't make the decision on this matter. I must seek the commander's consent."

Almost as soon as he finished speaking, Ikari Gendō's voice rang out over the radio: "No problem."

Shinji raised his chin proudly and said to Suzuhara Fuji: "Look, what did I say? It's just a small matter, not worth your life."

Suzuhara Touji felt both ashamed and grateful.

For a moment, I didn't know what to say.

Shinji patted his shoulder and said, "Come on, I'll take you back... Look at you, you came here to participate in the simulation training without any reason.

Fortunately, it was a simulation training. If there really was an attack from an apostle, how could your small body withstand it? If something unexpected happened, wouldn't the squad leader cry to death?"

Suzuhara Touji's face immediately turned red: "Huh? What about me? I have nothing to do with that woman, right?"

"Even I can see that the class monitor is interested in you... Okay, okay, let's not talk about this. Let's go. I'll take you there." Shinji said as he said hello to Katsuragi Misato and took Suzuhara Touji away.

Misato Katsuragi was surprised at Shinji's growth, but also felt a sense of loss that she couldn't explain. Suddenly she remembered something and said into the headset, "Commander, if we let the fourth qualified person leave, what will happen to Unit 3 that is about to arrive? We don't have a pilot."

Ikari Gendō said, "You don't have to worry about that. Dr. Akagi Ritsuko has not only developed the blue hole battery, but also the first version of the autonomous driving system. Since Unit 3 doesn't have a pilot, why not start the experiment with Unit 3?"

Autopilot?

Could it be that the higher-ups no longer trust Shinji and Asuka?
Misato Katsuragi thought a lot in a short period of time.

However, Ikari Gendō had no intention of explaining. He gave a few instructions and hung up the phone in a hurry.

Outside the base——

After changing back into his own clothes, Suzuhara Touji took one last look at the majestic building and said with deep emotion, "It all feels like a dream."

"Unfortunately, this is not a dream, but reality." Shinji said with a smile.

On the side, Asuka and Ayanami Rei, who also came out to "see off" Suzuhara Touji, also said:
“Reality is cruel.”

“The cruel reality needs to be protected.”

Hearing this, Suzuhara Touji scratched his head and said, "What you three said is very philosophical."

After a moment's silence, he gave a thumbs up and said, "Since I have become a deserter, the burden of protecting human civilization will be handed over to you."

Shinji also gave a thumbs up: "No problem."

Rei Ayanami followed suit: "1"

Asuka tossed her hair and said, "Of course. Who do you think I am? I want to be the world's number one trainer... Bah, bah, the world's number one pilot!"

Suzuhara Touji tilted his head.

Is it his imagination?

How come it feels like I haven't seen you for a while?

Soru-san and Ayanami-san have become abstract.

Forget it.

Let it be abstract.

It has nothing to do with me anyway.

When Suzuhara Touji came, he took a special car.

You can only take a taxi when you leave.

But he felt extremely relaxed.

After he left, Shinji stretched and said, "The Water Angels haven't been strong enough lately."

"Someone is pretending, but I won't say who it is." Asuka laughed, with undisguised contempt on her face.

Rei Ayanami suddenly interjected: "The enemies in the simulated training are already stronger than the Apostles themselves. The reason why we can easily defeat them is because we are also growing."

"Growth... huh?" Shinji stroked his smooth chin. "I've recently developed abdominal muscles. Do you have any idea?"

Asuka couldn't help but roll her eyes, and without saying anything, she walked straight into the base.

Rei Ayanami gave Shinji some face and said "congratulations" to him.

Then he chased after Asumi.

Shinji kept emphasizing: "Really, really, I didn't lie to you..."

However, no one cared at all.

……

……

Two days later.

Outside the city, a mysterious testing ground.

The pure black Unit 03 stood quietly, like a silent giant beast.

Akagi Ritsuko and Katsuragi Misato stared at the various data on the screen and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Each generation is stronger than the previous one. On paper, Unit 03 is simply perfect."

Changing the subject, he added: "It's a pity there is no driver."

"The program I developed will take over all aspects of the battle. Although it may be a bit unfair to Shinji and the others, sometimes leaving everything to the computer may be a more reliable choice." Akagi Ritsuko pushed up her glasses: "What do you think, Misato?"

Misato Katsuragi: "I only know that any technology has risks. What if the automatic combat program gets out of control, what if it can't distinguish friend from foe, how will you deal with it?"

"That's not my problem. Right now, I just want to get this big guy moving." Ritsuko Akagi kept smiling.

After a pause, he continued, "What a coincidence. I did see a case of a machine going out of control in the information someone gave me. But I think biotechnology is more reliable than pure machinery after all. I hope that similar tragedies will not happen to us."

"Pah, pah, pah, what a crow's mouth." Katsuragi Misato clasped her hands together and said, "Good things don't work, but bad things do. Good things don't work, but bad things do~"

"You said it the other way around?" Ritsuko Akagi laughed.

Realizing that she had said something wrong, Misato Katsuragi quickly covered her mouth.

However, before she could correct the mistake, Ritsuko Akagi turned on the computer directly.

Unit 3, start!

"Hey, what are you doing? I'm not ready yet." Misato Katsuragi screamed.

Ritsuko Akagi is skilled at entering various commands on the computer.

But Unit 3 slowly straightened its body, standing tall and majestic like a mountain.

"Take two steps. If you are not sick, take two steps."

Suddenly, a voice sounded in their ears.

Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi were startled.

The two turned their heads at the same time and happened to see a handsome but hateful face.

"Don't look at me like that. I'm shy and thin-skinned." Jon pretended to be shy.

Akagi Ritsuko and Katsuragi Misato were not fooled and asked in unison: "What are you going to do?"

"You can't even take a look, you all, how can you be so stingy." Jon spread his hands, "I heard that the driverless experiment was going to start, and I was afraid of accidents, so I came here in advance to shake things up. But your attitude really makes me feel disappointed, forget it, don't come to me for help if you have any problems later."

Three big question marks appeared on Ritsuko Akagi's head.

You are a prophet.

Are you cursing on purpose? Or did you already know something?
For a moment, she was actually a little unsure.

At this moment, Katsuragi Misato seemed to have discovered something: "Ritsuko, did you accidentally bump into something? Unit 03... looks a little strange."

"Strange? What's strange about it?" Ritsuko Akagi looked up and saw the black Unit 03 looking at her strangely.

Ritsuko Akagi quickly checked the button.

But I found that there were no additional operations except the commands I just entered.

However, this situation is not uncommon.

Even in her expected plan.

"Unit 03, raise your arms." Ritsuko Akagi spoke up.

Unit 03 slowly raised its hand, but its movements seemed a little stiff.

Moreover, the distance was too far, so Ritsuko Akagi couldn't see it clearly.

She always felt that there seemed to be some unspeakable mucus on the body of Unit 3?

"Am I dazzled?" Ritsuko Akagi thought to herself.

It turns out that it wasn't an eye infection or anything else.

Unit 03 was indeed oozing a strange liquid.

Not only that, the movements have also been deformed.

It's like the possessor is adapting to a brand new body.

"Sure enough, trouble has arisen!" Misato Katsuragi slapped her forehead.

He looked around fiercely: "It's all your fault!"

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. What does it have to do with me?" Jon spread his hands as if nothing had happened. "Well, I suddenly remembered that the dog at home is going to give birth today, so I won't stay here with you."

He was straightforward and wanted to start running right after he finished speaking.

Ritsuko Akagi and Misato Katsuragi were not willing to let him go, and they each grabbed one of his sleeves.

"Is it finally about to begin? My sweet and sour, pink and charming harem life." Jon blinked his eyes: "Come on, don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower."

"Now is not the time to listen to your nonsense. What happened to Unit 3?" Misato Katsuragi asked loudly.

"When you encounter something you cannot understand, nine times out of ten it's the apostles' fault. There's nothing I can do about it. This is the basic worldview and I can't change it." Jon's words were irrelevant, but they revealed key information.

apostle.

"That means the mysterious slime over there is an apostle." Akagi Ritsuko frowned, "A parasitic apostle. Damn it, why did it happen at this time?"

As she was talking, she suddenly thought of something: "No, everything was premeditated. The previous explosion of Unit 4 might have been caused by this apostle..."

Understood.

It's too late.

The most important thing right now is to save Unit 3.

Then there's only one answer.
——EVA, move out!
The idea is very rich.

The reality is that a.

Unit 3, which had been moving stiffly, suddenly opened and closed its mouth, performing a set of well-organized military boxing moves.

If they were hit by that fist, Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi would probably be killed on the spot.

Fortunately, Jon had anticipated this.

Put up a large protective shield.

Ding!
Shield -1
Unit 3 seemed a little confused.

However, he did not continue to attack the people in the shield.

Jon smiled smugly: "Everyone here, including you two, owes me a life."

Ritsuko Akagi was still in shock.

Misato Katsuragi said with a complicated look in her eyes: "You are right, I really do owe you this time."

"Don't do it this time. There was the last time before that. I don't care if you ask for the debt. Do you really think you are debt-free?" Jon laughed. "Come to my room at 8 o'clock tonight. I'll show you some good stuff."

Misato Katsuragi was speechless, but surprisingly did not refute.

Perhaps she felt that this matter was not as influential as the Unit 3's rampage, so she quickly contacted the base.

The base is extremely efficient.

Soon they were told to wait where they were and that the three EVAs would set off immediately.

Since he had nothing to do, Jon reminded them casually, "The guy over there obviously has the ability to corrode. Even if Shinji and the others are there, they can't use close combat, otherwise they'll be in danger of getting hurt."

"I know." Ritsuko Akagi pushed her glasses down.

Suddenly he sighed: "What I am worried about is the problem of the AT force field."

……

……

Red, blue and purple.

The three EVAs were put together like some kind of strange traffic light.

Because it is a battle in mountainous areas.

The cables cannot be laid too long.

In other words, there is only one protagonist in this battle: Unit 2, which can act independently.

In the cockpit, Asuka's mouth was grinning almost to her ears: "Wahahahaha, leave it to me, I want to prove to the world that Unit 2 is the most powerful."

Understand that little girls are like this, they always like to compete with each other in unimportant things.

The runaway Unit-03 didn't waste any time and just charged forward with a flying shoulder attack.

For some reason, Asuka looked familiar.

After going over it in her mind, she suddenly realized.

It feels numb.

Isn't this Shinji's routine?

While he was distracted, Shinji and Rei Ayanami opened fire.

Ta-ta-ta-ta!

Tongues of fire spewed out angry bullets.

Of course.

This kind of conventional weapon cannot harm Unit 3.

After all, not every apostle is a rain angel...

Closer to home.

The crossfire suppressed the actions of Unit 3 to a certain extent.

Asuka came back to her senses, and Katsuragi Misato's voice rang in her ears: "Never engage in close combat with the enemy. I repeat, never engage in close combat with the enemy!"

No close combat, right?
it is good.

Then let me show you how powerful the magic spearmen are.

With a thought in mind, Asuka suddenly covered her right eye.

Asuka, draw your gun!

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, dots of blue light gathered together.

At the same time, there is a lot of inexplicable water vapor.

Akagi Ritsuko looked up at the sky: "Is it going to rain?"

Jon smiled and explained, "It's not rain, it's waves."

But then Unit 2 on the field pulled out a spear from its eye socket in an extremely strange posture.

With a spear in hand, the world is mine.

Asuka cheered up.

then.

Used the salted fish thrust. (End of this chapter)