Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

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—There are dogs in this team, and more than one!
Since being thrown out by the Platinum Star once, Iggy has been autistic.

In addition to bullying the honest man Polnareff, he has completely turned into a rotten dog who doesn't like to bark and doesn't take the initiative to cause trouble.

put.

eh~
I'll swing.

No matter what others say, I'm just a lazy dog ​​anyway, so I'll put it up.

Is it not delicious to ride in the car every day, chew gum, and bully honest people?
As for fighting?

Stop it.

Those guys competed fiercely one by one, and it was better not to rush forward with their ten pounds.

With this thought in mind, Iqi lived a very easy life in the following days.

Maybe it's because of the obedience.The impression of Kakyoin and Abdel on Iqi has been greatly improved, and the two sides get along very well.

And just like that, only Polnareff's injured world is finished.

……

……

the other side.

"Appeared... A new page appeared..." Poinger whispered with an introverted face.

Hearing this, brother Oinger hurriedly stopped the car and asked his own younger brother, "What did your stand-in prophesy, and is there anything I need to do?"

Poinger held the comic book in his hand, swallowed nervously, and then read the above content:
[Oinger and Poinger, the good brothers, took the bus 4 hours later.So luckily escaped the car accident.So lucky. 】

[So, the good brothers embarked on the next adventure. 】

[After arriving in Aswan, they found that the hated enemies were there - they were discussing what means of transportation to take to Cairo afterward. 】

[But due to the conflict between Ich and Polnareff again, the clothes on Polnareff were torn.They had to temporarily stop their plans to continue, but decided to supply supplies in this town.Let's go after dark...]

As he spoke, a group of people walked past the car window.

Oinger took a closer look, it was the target of their trip - Joseph Joestar and his group.

Poinger shrugged.

And his brother urged: "Then what? Then what happened!"

Poinger sniffed and continued on.

[The group is too proud, thinking that as long as they work together, no one can be their opponent. 】

[Just as Polnareff and Abdel went shopping at the mall, they went to a restaurant on the side of the road, relaxed for a while, and drank poisonous black tea. 】

"Hehehehe..."

Reading this, Poinger closed the book. "Brother, there's only so much content. It seems that as long as we secretly go to the restaurant to poison them, everything will be ok."

Oinger also laughed, "That's it, my brother. Your stand-ins can never go wrong. The prophecy of the comics is absolute, and they will die under poison!"

After he finished speaking, he touched his brother's head, "Boinger, we are invincible brothers. As long as there is your "God Thoth" who can predict the future, plus my ever-changing substitute "Kunu" God Mu", they don't even want to live! "

Poinger couldn't help laughing.

After starting the car, they headed to the restaurant that Jotaro and the others were destined to visit.

Entering the back kitchen, without saying a word, he stunned the shop owner with a frying pan.

Poinger looked at the cartoon and pointed to a certain table, "Brother, Joseph Joestar and his party will definitely go to that table."

Poinger listened and nodded, "Okay, I understand, I'll start preparing now."

15 minute later.

"I really can't take the guy Polnareff, I don't know how many extra sets to bring when changing clothes."

"And I don't know why, Iggy is only against him."

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Shut up, it's noisy."

"Woooooooo..."

"Haha, Jon, don't be so stern. Maybe they're both born to fight."

"Yeah, just like me, and I don't deal with transportation either."

"What, old man, don't you know the curse on you?"

"Jotaro, tell me clearly, what is a curse? There must be a special fate between me and the means of transportation."

"Okay, okay, Mr. Joestar and Jotaro, stop arguing. After walking for so long, your mouth is dry, let's find a shop to rest for a while."

then……

Huajingyuan took a fancy to a restaurant on the street.

Coincidentally, there are many stalls propped up with parasols outside the door of this restaurant.

Naturally, everyone would not have an opinion, and they chose a larger table and sat down one after another.

As soon as they settled down, a black-skinned waiter with an anti-hat came out, "Welcome, what would you like to order?"

I don't know if it was Huajingyuan's illusion, but he always felt that the way the waiter looked at them wasn't quite right...

But Huahua didn't think much about it, just raised a finger, "I want iced coffee."

"What? Iced...coffee!"

Ohinger thought to himself, no, this doesn't match the prophecy in the comic book!
Before he could speak, Joseph said, "If you drink coffee now, you might not be able to fall asleep in the afternoon. Don't forget, we have to travel at night, so we'd better have black tea."

This proposal was approved by most people.

Huajingyuan had to change his mouth and said: "Then just drink black tea."

"Nice!" Oinger finally put his heart back on his stomach.

It is said that the prophecy of God Thoth will not go wrong, and if it is black tea, then it must be black tea.

There was a smile of Heshan on the corner of his mouth, "Okay, 5 cups of black tea, right? Here we go."

However, just when Oinger turned around and was about to leave, Joseph Joestar, who advocated drinking black tea, suddenly changed his face and said, "Wait, those black teas are still not needed."

Jotaro and Kakyoin don't know why.

Joseph explained: "Listen, this is Egypt, the enemy's base. What's more, the enemy is still hiding in the dark, ready to attack us at any time. Therefore, we should be more careful about being poisoned.

From now on, let's just drink bottled or canned beverages. "

After speaking, he smiled embarrassedly at Oyinger, "I'm sorry little brother, let's get us some Coke, remember to have ice."

"Coke?" Oyinger's eyes widened in disbelief.

Such abnormal behavior naturally aroused the doubts of Huajingyuan and the others.

Jotaro frowned and said, "What happened to Coke? Is there any problem?"

Owinger consciously lost his temper, and quickly waved his hand, "No, no, no problem. Would you like Coke? I'll get it right away."

Joseph did not forget to exhort: "Bring it over and open the bottle, we can do it ourselves."

Blinking his eyes, he added a few more words, "Also, I want the third, fourth, and fifth bottles from the right in the refrigerator, and the first, second, and fourth bottles from the left."

The Oingers are stupid.

Are you so cautious?

If I don't open the bottle, how can I put poison in it!
Was the prophecy wrong...?

wrong.

Brother's prophecy comics will never go wrong, believe him, believe in God Thoth!
As an older brother, I must trust my younger brother and try my best to follow my destiny.

Otherwise, how can you win them?
Poinger, who was hiding in the dark and quietly observing the movements outside, also showed a serious expression.

"Brother...language is absolute...don't worry..."

Just as Oinger was anxiously picking up Cokes in the freezer.

The other guests suddenly stood up angrily, "Hey, boss, why isn't the coke in your house iced at all? Is that how you use Wen Coke to fool guests? I won't pay, bastard!"

Hearing this, Joseph became anxious.

What?
Not an ice coke?
Coke is not iced, what's the point of drinking Coke!
Ouying squeezed out a smile and scratched his head, "I'm sorry, my customers, because the freezer in the store is broken, so..."

Holhaus shrugged, "I said, Mr. Joestar, you are too cautious. Take a ten thousand steps back and say, even if the boss is really an enemy and tries to poison us, how does he know that we will definitely enter this place? What about the store?"

With that, he stood up and approached Oinger unreliably.He asked with a mean look: "I said little brother, are you not a killer or something?"

Hearing this, Oinger's cold sweat suddenly flowed out.I saw him turn his head stiffly, "This guest, stop joking, I'm just a small business, how could I be a killer?"

Holhaus turned around, "Hey, that's what this guy said."

Joseph thought.

Right--

With so many shops on the street, they just picked it up at random.

In this case, how can the killer sent by Dior grasp their psychology.

Although it is best to be careful in everything, it may be that you are really thinking too much...

Pinching his eyebrows, Joseph said, "I'm sorry boss, we don't want Coke anymore, let's replace Coke with black tea."

bingo!

Owinger is certain.

If it is black tea, it must be black tea.

The prophecies of the god Thoth never go wrong!

Because he had prepared in advance, Oinger brought the poisoned black tea up.

Seeing Joseph and the others put the black tea into their mouths.

Just then, a commotion came from outside the door.

"Help, here's a dog going mad!"

dog?
Everyone subconsciously thought of a certain guy who didn't worry, and suddenly spit out the black tea in their mouths.

Owinger: ? ? ?

My mind is broken!
what is this?
Not caring about drinking tea, the group rushed out quickly.

Of course, Joseph didn't forget to pay and left a few bills on the table.

Looking at the backs of Joseph and the others, Oinger clenched his fists tightly, "Damn, it was already in his mouth, why didn't he swallow it? I'm so pissed off!"

Quickly rushing back to the kitchen, he found his younger brother Poinger, "What does the next prophecy say?"

Poinger, who recovered, opened his comic book, shook his head and said, "I don't know, the next prophecy has not been revealed."

Then, he deliberately added, "Though Thoth's prophecy can only predict the future in the near future, but their ending will never change. Next time... Next time we must kill them as in the prophecy! "

Oinger nodded, "Yes, that's it, because we are invincible - Brother Poinger Oinger!"

……

……

[It's all to blame for that stinky dog ​​who is in heat everywhere, it's just one step away, it's really hateful! 】

[Oyinger and Poinger are super unwilling.But the brothers immediately regrouped and started the next plan. 】

[They quietly followed the seven people and one dog. During the tracking process, an irrelevant person passed by. His appearance made the brothers inexplicably annoyed.The brothers hate people with this look very much.It should be that I owe them something in my previous life...]

[Anyway, seeing that guy, the brothers were full of anger.Although the man was not at fault, Oyinger punched him inexplicably.This unpleasant-looking man paled in shock.Leaving a purse with huge sums of money and fleeing. 】

[Wow, big money, these two brothers are very lucky, yay! 】

Weighing the wallet in his hand, Oinger couldn't help laughing: "That guy is really an idiot."

Poinger also laughed strangely, "It's really earned, brother."

The time to speak, a new prophecy appeared.

"Oh, what did God Thoth say?" Oinger asked eagerly.

Poinger began to whisper:

[Because of Iqi's troubles, the group had to compensate others.Jon suggested that it would be better to go back to the hotel to rest directly to avoid another accident. 】

[But what they didn't expect was that the only inn in town was closed due to a fire.They had no choice but to negotiate with a townsman to rent his house with money as a place to stay. 】

[The smart brothers Poinger and Owinger immediately sensed that this was a wonderful opportunity. 】

[So, Oinger, who can change his appearance, quietly replaced that guy and poured the powder in his pocket into their dinner. 】

【The group finally fell down, yeah! 】

It turned out that fate was arranged like this.

Owinger snapped his fingers, "Understood, let's go now!"

at the same time.

"What is this kind of snack called? Although it looks ugly, it tastes good after being sprinkled with powdered sugar." Polnareff, who had changed into new clothes, couldn't help but praised.

After Joseph finished eating the local snacks in two or three bites, he said like an elderly man: "Okay, let's eat and eat, let's go for a walk, it's time to go to the hotel to rest."

People will naturally have no opinion.

But what they didn't expect was that the previously booked hotel was closed because of a fire.

There was no other way, he could only stop a townsman who seemed to be honest and friendly on the road, and temporarily rented his house with a generous remuneration to settle down.

Anyway, it's only until midnight, and the conditions are tougher...

After that, there is nothing to say, seven people and one dog moved in smoothly.

And the brothers Poinger and Oinger also replaced the honest townsman as described in the prophecy.

It was getting late and it was time to prepare dinner.

Jon staggered out and deliberately walked around the kitchen.

As a result, I accidentally saw Poinger giggling with a comic book in his arms.

Immediately, he understood what was going on.

Pulling the corner of his mouth, Jon greeted Poinger, who was squatting in the corner, "Hello."