Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Gojo Satoru really wanted to have a good relationship with Jon.

In the evening, he forced Jon, who had been teleported back from Sendai, to drive to a famous izakaya in the city.

"You're welcome, Qiao Qiao, I'm treating you today." Gojo Satoru held the steering wheel with one hand and made a 'yeah' gesture with the other hand.

Jon twitched the corner of his mouth, "Then you'd better be prepared...Let's just say, I've never been drunk."

"I've never been drunk!"

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru seemed very surprised.

Then, he seemed to think of something, and quickly made a phone call.

"Hey, Nizijiang, are you free for a while? There is someone who wants to let you know. Wait, don't hang up, he said he has never been drunk. Okay, I see, at eight o'clock on the 'Da Zui Yin' Gather there."

Shaking a helper still didn't feel very safe, Gojo Satoru dialed another number.

"Hello, my lovely junior, come out and be happy? Don't worry, there is nothing troublesome, it's not overtime. Yes, I will treat you, so that's it, I'll wait for you at 'Dazuiyin' at eight o'clock."

Hanging up the phone, Gojo Satoru smiled at Jon through the rearview mirror: "These two guys are rare wine tycoons, the three of us together, don't believe you can't drink you!"

Jon shrugged indifferently, "Then—who knows?"

After pondering for a moment, he turned to say: "For the sake of you being a good person, if you want to go somewhere in the future, you can tell me, my ability can travel easily... The location of the school is too remote, If you want to go to the city, you have to drive for two hours first, so you are in trouble."

"Wow, that's really helpful." Gojo Satoru looked very happy, smiling like a pure white Samoyed.

Talk about something and nothing, and the two-hour drive has passed.

At eight o'clock sharp, at the gate of 'Dazuiyin', Jon saw the helpers from Wujo Wuyao.

'Glass Sauce', whose real name is Ruzizi, is one of the rare people in the magic world who can use the "reversal spell" for healing. He is regarded as the treasure of the academy by the upper class. Eye circles, a look of lack of sleep.

'Lovely junior', whose real name is Jianren Qihai, is a very serious and serious mixed-race magician. He looks good, but he always has a straight face, like the backbone elite of a large club.

"I would like to introduce you grandly, dear Qiao Qiao, a magic genius from Sendai..." Gojo Gojo hooked himself on Jon's shoulder, "He is very strong, even stronger than me, let's get along well .”

"Hey, are you serious?" Jia Ruozi looked at Jon curiously, "This younger brother is better than you?"

Qihai Jianren is also quietly examining Jon.

Thinking of something, the corners of his eyes twitched twice, and he couldn't help pushing the strange pair of sunglasses on the bridge of his nose.

"What's the matter, my lovely junior, why don't you talk?" Gojo Satoru let go of Jon, and hooked Qihai Jianren's shoulder again.

Jianren Qihai said unhurriedly: "I trust you, Senior Wutiao, but I don't respect you. And from Qiao Jun, I smell the same frivolity as you, or even surpasses you."

He is 27 years old, mature and calm, with a serious personality. He is an 'adult among adults' and hates frivolity and casualness the most.

"My eyes can't be wrong." Jianren Qihai didn't take Jon into consideration at all, and said truthfully: "It will definitely be tiring to deal with people like you."

As he spoke, he broke away from Wujo Wujo's comfort and bowed a very standard bow, "Then, please forgive me for not being able to accompany me tonight."

snort!Want to escape?
Gojo Satoru locked Qihai Jianren in a flash, "Hey, Jianren, don't embarrass me in front of new friends."

Jianren Qihai's sunglasses were all crooked, but he couldn't get rid of Gojo Wu's 'strong man lock man', and he still said unhurriedly, "I still have something to do at home."

"You live alone, what's the point of living alone?" Gojo Gojo laughed, "Let's go, let's go drink!"

After finishing speaking, he dragged Nanami Jianren into the izakaya without any explanation.

Jia Ruozi and Jon exchanged glances.

"Go in together?"

"Lady first."

Facts have proved that to have strength is to be able to do whatever you want.

In front of the wine table, Jianren Qihai's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

But when those expensive drinks and delicious appetizers were served one by one, he finally resigned to his fate.

With a mentality of revenge, he took one cup after another, pouring it into his stomach vigorously.

Wujo Wu is now a conjurer with a ceiling of combat power, so naturally he will not be short of money in his pocket.

Seeing Qihai Jianren finally let go of his temper, he was very happy, and had a drink with this cute junior who was only one year younger than him.

Jon took the opportunity to inquire about the situation of Huzi and Xiaohui from his family.

"They, they're alright." Jia Ruozi, holding a glass of wine, said drunkenly, "I'm making noise every day to be discharged from the hospital, and I'm very energetic."

Hearing this, Jon no longer worried.

After the two returned to the Conjuration High School, they must be surprised by the changes in the students around them.

But he was already prepared.

It is not a good habit to favor one over another, a bowl of water should be level...

"What what? What are you guys talking about? Let me listen too." Wujo Wu's wine is not very good, and he is usually very out of tune, and even more out of tune after drinking too much.

Jon said helplessly: "Just chat casually."

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru showed a sad expression, "You lied to me, you must be lying to me!"

This person... is so troublesome.

Jon unconsciously moved to the side.

At the same time, he sent a distress signal to the serious man Nanami Jianren.

However, what responded to him was a meaningful smile.

Three black lines appeared on Jon's forehead.

What's the meaning?Wait to see my joke, right?

Oh, naive!

Rolling his eyes, Jon quietly said something in Wujo Wu's ear.

Then, Gojo Satoru suddenly changed his target and entangled Nanami Jianren again.

Next to him, Jia Ruozi asked curiously, "How did you do it?"

Jon replied truthfully, "Actually, it's nothing. I just told Gojo Satoru, as long as you don't bother me now, I will let him experience a different life again tomorrow."

Home into the nitro:? ? ?
After a banquet, we had a good time and broke up.

Except for Jon, the other three all drank too much.

Especially Gojo Satoru, who was drowsy from drinking, giggled at everyone he saw.

At this time, the role of Uncle Yidizhi, the logistics support staff of the Conjuration High School, was revealed.

Jon made a phone call, and within 20 minutes, Uncle Yidizhi arrived at the scene in a van.

"Ah, I really drank a lot." Being disturbed in the middle of the night, the good-tempered Uncle Yidizhi was not impatient, but smiled and helped Jon help the three drunk people into the van.

After asking about the addresses of Ni Ni and Jianren Qihai, Uncle Yidizhi kicked the gas pedal and sent the two of them back home safely.

It was easier for Gojo Satoru and Jon to drive directly into the mountains and finish the job.

On the way, Uncle Yizhi told Jon about the recent strange phenomenon.

"Many ordinary people have disappeared inexplicably, and the scene will leave behind the filth of mana."

"However, our intelligence collectors have never made any substantial progress, and the curse spirits we found along with Lumpy are just some low-level characters."

"However, years of work experience tell me that there must be problems behind all this."

"At that time, I will have to trouble Mr. Wujo and Qiaoqiao to consult you."

Jon looked out the window with a feeling, and said casually: "As long as Mr. Principal has ordered, and can produce something that interests me, I don't care."

"Haha, you can be said to be a model of the spirit of contract." Uncle Yidizhi didn't know what to say, so he could only make up nonsense.

After the words fell, Gojo Satoru, who had been sleeping soundly, suddenly sat up.

"Stop." He yawned and stretched again.

Uncle Yizhi didn't know what happened, and showed a puzzled expression.

Gojo Satoru repeated again: "Stop the car and go straight back to school, we will go back by ourselves later."

"Ah?" Uncle Yidizhi was still confused.

And Jon patted the gold medal social animal on the shoulder, "Just listen to him, we will walk the rest of the way by ourselves."

"This...well, since Mr. Gojo and Consultant Qiaoqiao have said so." Uncle Yidizhi seemed to have no room to resist, so he could only drive obediently and head towards the High School of Conjuration.

When the taillights of the van disappeared from sight, Gojo Gojo twisted his neck, "Okay, the idlers have left, now I can finally sober up and sleep well at night."

He stretched, squatted down and stood up again.

After repeating this several times, he yelled loudly to someone, "Did you come out by yourself, or did I get you out?"

"Hehe, very sharp, as expected of Wujo Wu." A sinister voice came from afar.

A black shadow flashed, and a one-eyed monster with a hunchback figure and pale complexion like a dead man came out.

"Super-grade magic spirit?" Gojo Wu stroked his smooth chin, "And it is a super-grade magic spirit that has wisdom and has not been registered... This is really interesting."

Immediately, he looked at Jon, "Are you coming or me?"

"Of course it's you." Jon replied as a matter of course: "It seems that he is here to find you."

Unexpectedly, before Wujo Wu could speak, the super curse spirit on the opposite side laughed first, "No, no, to be precise, I'm here to find you. The strongest magician Wujo Wu, and the strongest Qiao Qiao, mystic conjurer, you are all on my hunting list."

After the words fell, two eyes fell on the super curse spirit at the same time.

The invisible pressure descended like a mountain, and the super-level mantra, who was originally full of confidence, suddenly froze.

But soon, he returned to normal, with a dry laugh, "It's better to be famous than to meet, you two—very good.

Let me introduce myself, so as not to know who killed you, my name is Leu Hu..."

sneak attack!

The so-called self-introduction is just a trick to let people relax their vigilance.

Leo Hu, like a ghost, appeared behind Gojo Satoru and Jon in an instant.

With vertical palms as knives, she grinned grinningly, and quickly slashed across the backs of the two.

However, his palm was grabbed by Jon and Gojo Satoru at the same time!
Almost without talking, the two moved left and right in a very tacit understanding, and pulled hard in the opposite direction.

Leo Hu immediately felt a huge force acting on her body.

Stab it!

His two arms were torn off by Jon and Gojo Satoru.

Blood spilled.

"You bastards!" Leu Hu was startled, and quickly backed away.

But faster than him is Gojo Satoru.

"It's already here, don't leave in such a hurry." Gojo Satoru said, lifting his long legs and stepping on Leuhu's chest.

boom!
The ground abruptly sank into a large pit with a diameter of more than ten meters.

Leohu vomited blood.

Jon put his hands in his pockets, squinted his eyes and looked at the distant hills.

After thinking about it, I didn't care about it, just yawned and said: "Don't play to death, keep alive, I'm useful."

"I don't need you to tell me." Wujo Wu replied with a smile.

Suddenly, Leuhu opened his mouth, and suddenly spewed out a burst of extremely hot Fierce Flame.

With such a short distance, Gojo Satoru had no time to dodge...

Of course, he didn't have any need to dodge.

Leu Hu laughed wildly, "You got caught, you idiot! This is the price for underestimating me!"

However, when the smoke cleared, Wujo Wu was unscathed, and even his clothes were intact.

"No...impossible!" Leu Hu's mood suddenly fell from heaven to hell.

Gojo Satoru stepped on Leuhu's chest, "If it was normal, I might explain it to you, but unfortunately, I was in a hurry to go back to take a shower and sleep, so—"

"Don't even think about it!" Feeling the danger of death, there was no trace of arrogance in Leu Hu's heart.

His arms grew rapidly, and he made a formula with one hand, "The field is unfolding, and the coffin is surrounded by iron!"

Mana power surges and overflows.

The surrounding environment has completely changed.

The earth was cracked, and hot magma was everywhere.

Leo Hu took the opportunity to break away from Gojo Satoru's control, and crawled to a safe place.

Wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, he grinned and said, "It's too late, haha, you have entered my world!"

Then he said: "However, I recognize your strength. Ordinary conjurers will be burned to ashes when they enter my domain. You... are proud of yourself."

Gojo Satoru: ()
Jon: (ー.ー)
Okay, okay, just be happy.

Gojo Satoru turned around excitedly, "One more time!"

Jon scratched his eyebrows and sighed helplessly, "Now?"

Gojo Satoru nodded very positively, "Right now! You promised me at the izakaya."

Hearing this, Jon had no choice but to agree.

Little did he know that this exchange of acting like no one else had completely annoyed Leu Hu.

"Hey, you guys need to figure out the current situation!"

growl.

At the same time, hundreds of volcanoes erupted violently.

All colors fade away.

Only the dazzling 'red' fills the world!

Faced with this situation, Jon combined his two chapters, "Expanding the field, infinite time and space."

hum-

Time stands still.

The scene of the flames extinguishing the world quickly faded away.

Instead, there is a vast nebula that cannot be described in words.

Leu Hu's expression froze.

who am I?
Where am i?

Look around.

Where are Wujo Satoru and Jojo?

Green grass, full of voices.

here……

Sports field?

Oh yes.

There was a flash of understanding in Leu Hu's single eye.

I'm a soccer player.

always like this.

Always.

In the future, I will also survive as football.

Yes.

That's it.