Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 548 Jon's hangup log

Jon glanced at the more than 20 sleeping beauties lying horizontally and vertically beside him, with his expression unchanged, he put his finger on his forehead, and slowly looked at his various experiences in the past two years when he hung up the phone:

"On April 4th, the representative of the World Government officially handed over the land ownership certificate, but in order to show the rebelliousness of the big pirate, I directly tore up the certificate, and left 'it's just a resting place, making a big fuss', and flicked the cloak, walk away."

"On June 6, after various consultations and brainstorming, the first phase of the island construction project started"

"On July 7, Katakuri came again and brought his sister Garrett to be my secretary. Apparently, bigmom is still obsessed with the special chromosomes in my body."

"On July 7, I decided to develop the true potential of this island and make full use of the unique geographical environment and business atmosphere here. There is no better business than selling guides. It is just some invisible and intangible places that can be confiscated Massive tax revenue can be described as a huge profit.”

"On July 7, when the general environment was so stable, there were still human traffickers in the archipelago. They even swaggered into the palace and asked me if I wanted to buy a mermaid as a pet. I taught them an unforgettable lesson and released All slaves. Most of the slaves chose to leave, and a small number stayed voluntarily and became my followers."

"On August 8, the official ape came and established a special branch of the Navy on Island 12. During the meal, he said that he took the initiative to ask the Admiral of the Navy for this dangerous job. After all, the 'moving natural disaster' is really It's too dangerous, and he's the fastest among the generals, he can stop me in time when I suddenly go crazy... Of course, these are just rhetoric, he and I both understand that Yan Yuan is here to hide, he doesn't want to get involved Into the battle for the position of Marshal."

"On August 8th, Rayleigh said he wanted to go out for a walk, so he asked me to borrow some money. I guess he went to help Luffy and the others who had encountered difficulties in the new world."

"On September 9th, Gilder Tezzolo suddenly wrote to me and asked me, is it possible to control all devil fruits? I answered him, yes."

"On September 9th, Gilder Tezzolo came to the island secretly. I snatched the ability of the golden fruit in front of him. He was very angry, but he kindled some hope. He asked cautiously , Can a person be resurrected by the power of a devil fruit? I said that the devil can't, and added, but I can. Gilder Terenzo said that he would give me all the gold and begged me to help resurrect a person. I have nothing He didn't say anything, he just weighed the newly transformed golden apple in his hand. He left with a sullen face."

"October 10, Island Day, a shopping carnival, lasted for seven days, and the income reached a new high."

"On October 10th, Akainu, who won the Marshal throne, came to me. He warned me not to act rashly. He was too arrogant, so I beat him half to death. In the end, I played the ape and came to persuade me. This is the happy ending. .Although few people know about it, somehow Aokiji found out about it. He came here as an acting marshal and slept on the island for a few days, as if expressing a certain attitude.”

"On October 10th, the representative of Tianlong people found me and gave me a lot of money. I gave them a few places to reside on the island... The economic development of the island would not be possible without these rich farmers. Zai, everyone knows the truth.”

"On November 11th, Gilder Tezzolo came again. I could see that he was hesitating to kneel before me. He would rather give up his dignity and ambition to resurrect his lover. What a seed of infatuation. So, Before he took action, I agreed to him, but I also explained that I would wait three years before I would fulfill his wish. He nodded with relief, and took over most of the economic construction work of the Chambord Islands from me. Professionals should do professional work, and no one should make more money than Golden Emperor.”

"On November 11th, Luffy and his party were brought back by Rayleigh. The treacherous new world is still too dangerous for newcomers like them who have been in the group for less than two years. In Dressrosa, Lufei Fei and the others were almost dismantled and sold by Doflamingo. But I think their experience should be inseparable from me-everyone knows the relationship between 'Tian Yasha' and Kaido, and Luffy and the others This wave of pureness has suffered an indiscriminate disaster.”

"November 11, reindeer hunting."

"November 11, reindeer hunting."

"November 11, reindeer hunting."

"November 11th, Jon, Jon, how can you play Lu Sangzhi and agree to go to the new world to teach Doflamingo and Kaido a lesson!"

"November 11, reindeer hunting."

Jon:  …

Although the on-hook mode is turned on, my character of fishing and paddling and my love for furry animals have not changed at all.

"On December 12st, the first phase of the island construction project was completed, and the second phase of the project started. By the way, more and more people under my command. In addition to Tezolo's dark forces, more and more people admitted on the surface The strength of the new Pirate Emperor, even many islands and countries that used to hang flags under the name of the Whitebeard Pirates have secretly found me. I wrote to Whitebeard, and he said to me very generously, Those people are nothing, so I can accept them if I want.”

"On December 12th, when I had afternoon tea with the official ape, he told me that the navy was planning a worldwide conscription. I joked that it was not for the purpose of crusade against me, but he smiled and said nothing."

"January 1st, the new year begins... To be honest, I don't know how the Haiyuan calendar calculates the year. In short, I set this day as the legal New Year of the Chambord Islands, and a new round of shopping spree begins , Various systems to stimulate consumption and recharge rebates have gradually moved to the stage.”

「1月8日，我的大管家泰佐洛告诉我，现在我差不多已经掌握了这个世界20.00%五的财富，我皱着眉头问他怎么才20.00%五。他回去默默把VIP的最高级别从VIP5调到了VIP9。」

"On February 2, Fujitora and Green Bull, who are admirals of the navy, came to visit me. I asked them if they came to fight. They said no, they just said hello. The fight was someone else."

"On February 2, Akainu was half dead."

"On February 2th, Aokiji came to sleep again. It seems that he can serve as acting marshal for another half a year."

"On February 2th, the reindeer could no longer be handled. Luffy and his team chose to start again. After this period of special training, their strength has improved a lot, although they are still far from the average standard of the new world. distance, but they won’t be angry like last time, they can be caught and beat up by one person.”

"On March 3, after waking up, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have a debt with Kaido and Doflamingo... Well, it's not a sudden thought, because the role of the Chambord Islands replaced Doflamingo is in the intermediary position in the underground world, so this flamingo has come to make trouble again, and it happens that I haven’t gone out for a long time, so I might as well choose another day instead of hitting the sun, just today.”

"March 3th, what a bad luck. Although that guy Doflamingo is not very good, he has to admit that he has the courage of a strong man to cut his wrists. Hearing that I am coming, that guy directly took the core of the family and gave up on Dre. The country of Throsa fled directly to the depths of the New World. I thought about it, but I still didn’t pursue it, so Dressrosa became my territory. I don’t have much interest in ruling a country, but My steward advised me not to give up the meat I got, so I left a flag for the old old king. He and his daughters and son-in-law who recovered from the toy curse are very grateful."

"On March 3, the second phase of the island construction project ended, and the third phase began... Facts have proved that everything will go smoothly if you have money."

"On March 3th, Sabo found me, and he brought a message from the leader, Drago. Actually, there was nothing else, he just wanted to borrow money from me. I told him that although the two sides had joined forces in Marlin Fandor before, But friendship is friendship, business is business, and it is too childish to want to borrow money with empty teeth. Sabo heard this and gave me a box, which contained the so-called "secrets of the world". If the information in it is released , can definitely shake the rule of the Tianlong people! Unfortunately, I am not very interested in this, but because of the sincerity of the other party, I still asked the big housekeeper to lend them a sum of money."

"On April 4, the official ape came to me and said that Akainu had just recovered, and he was impatient to come over to trouble me. He also said that the navy's mission is very busy now, and Akainu can lie down for several months. Almost all the work was taken over by several other generals. I asked him if he came to beg me for mercy, and he said no, he hoped that I would give Akainu a hard time, and stop jumping around at every turn. He also said, he I came to the Chambord Islands to hide and relax, not to persuade people to fight, I nodded and promised to make Akainu a deep memory."

"April 4, Akainu died."

"On April 4th, Aokiji came and slept. To be honest, he has been able to sit firmly on the throne of Marshal to this day, and I, Joe, have contributed at least nine points."

"On May 5, Katakuri came again, and this time he brought Brin. I asked him very speechlessly, 'Are you sending me a woman on purpose?', his expression was a bit ugly, but I still admitted it, and I told him that sooner or later your family will be ruined by your mother. I might as well help you to the top and let her enjoy her old age. Katakuri was very frightened and muttered Crazy, I left the palace in a hurry, but the little beauty with three eyes stayed, forget it, if I stay, I will stay, I won’t be dominated by the lower body, it’s good to look seductive (convinced).”

"On June 6th, after thinking for a long time, Whitebeard still chose to retreat to the second line. Although some things have changed from the original trajectory of fate, there is no doubt that Whitebeard's body is already on the verge of being exhausted because of his indulgence when he was young. I can’t go on anymore. In fact, if any ordinary person has suffered so many injuries, whether he can live to his age is a problem... But the old man obviously has his own considerations. After all, the Whitebeard Pirates have a great career. Announcing his retreat to the second line means that he has voluntarily given up the position of "One Piece Emperor", so who will take the vacant position? "

"On June 6th, the question was answered. Apparently, Blackbeard was very interested in the vacated position. Not only that, he even wanted to make a surprise attack on Whitebeard's banquet. Unfortunately, I was also there at the time. There, as a polite guest, I gave White Beard a little lesson for this ambitious man, but the attack was a bit heavy, and I beat him and those unlucky men to death directly."

"On September 9th, the Shichibukai system officially became history. Since the number of generals is now abundant, it has even reached as many as four (the general lying on the bed is also a general, and I am talking about you, Akainu!), In short, the name of Shichibukai is gone, and the pirates who were paddling in the Marin Fanduo Square were immediately liquidated. Interestingly, the first person to be hit hard this time is still Moonlight Moria, but there are still some Smart people know how to hug thighs. For example, Doflamingo, who has no territory, publicly hugged Kaido. Boa Hancock seems to want me to protect Hydra Island, but this proposal was directly rejected by my two secretaries. Block it back... Whatever you want, it doesn't matter."

"On December 12th, I don't know who spread my interest. Someone brought me news about the race on the back of the elephant owner, the fur people. To be honest, I was a little tempted, but then I was raised A hint of vigilance... Am I Nick Fury without Nick?"

"On January 1, Kaido wrote back, saying that those people are at my disposal."

"January 1, stroke the rabbit."

"January 1, lick the dog."

"January 1th, run dogs and rabbits."

"On January 1, there were some subtle changes in the way Garrett and Brin looked at me. I felt like they were planning something secretly."

"On February 2th, I went out for a walk. There was no hindrance. The development of the island was so fast that I almost couldn't recognize it."

"On March 3th, the secretary with rabbit ears and red hair wants to have an absolutely fair bed fight with me."

"March 3, win."

"On March 3th, the little beauty with cat ears and three eyes will have an absolutely fair bed fight with me."

"March 3, win."

"On March 3, Sister Charlotte and more than 20 fur maids will have an absolutely fair bed fight with me."

"March 3, big win."

Jon:  …

Life is good.

He couldn't help twitching the corner of his mouth.

The Pirate World is the first world he traveled through after his double awakened.

Here, he acquired extremely practical skills such as three-color domineering, six-style, etc., which is equivalent to completing the original accumulation of subsequent adventures.After the war on the top, the substitute was fully awakened, and the hang-up function was added, so he went to other worlds.

Suddenly, I wanted to come back and take a look on a whim. I didn't expect that in the past two years, the "hang-up script" not only beat Akainu repeatedly, but also subdued the Golden Emperor, and even killed Blackbeard...

Not only that, but he also took many women into his harem.

Strength, power, wealth, women.

There is one thing to say, he is too moist to be the "Pirate Emperor".

(End of this chapter)