Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"It hurts."

About ten minutes later, Meliodas came back wearing tattered clothes.

As soon as he entered the door, he looked at Jon sitting in front of the bar and couldn't help complaining: "You guys are too harsh."

"Merry!" Piggy Hawk rushed over like a rocket, with tears in his eyes, "That's great, that's great!"

"Hey, are you worried that I will be beaten to death by others?" Meliodas said angrily: "It's too unfounded to worry."

"But, but..." Hawke wanted to say something else.

At this time, Elizabeth asked with a worried face: "Mr. Melly, are you okay?"

"Ah, thanks to your Excellency." Meliodas said, focusing his attention on Jon again, "I just suffered a little bit, but overall it's not a big deal."

"Oh? From your tone, it seems that you understand the current situation?" Jon smiled and gently shook the wine glass in his hand.

Meliodas scratched his head, "Whether there is murderous intent or not, I can still distinguish such simple things. In short, it was my fault just now and I was a little stressed."

The conversation changed: "But you are too scary. I just acted like a normal person's instinctive reaction when seeing a ferocious beast."

"I am really honored to be praised so much by Lord Meliodas, the leader of the Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins." Jon said calmly without changing his expression.

Leader of the Knights of the 'Seven Deadly Sins'?

Hearing this, Elizabeth was slightly startled.

He reacted immediately, pointed at Meliodas excitedly, and looked at Jon with seeking eyes.

Jon gave an affirmative answer: "Yes, the little brother in front of us is the wanted criminal in the kingdom, Meliodas, the strongest paladin who symbolizes the sin of "wrath". "

Meliodas said in a helpless tone: "Hey, hey, is that really okay? The 'strongest' paladin was just blown away by you."

He clicked his tongue, "And, it only used one finger."

"You're admitting it so generously. Didn't you say you didn't know anything about the 'Seven Deadly Sins' before?" Jon crossed his legs. "I thought you were the stubborn type."

"There's no need to hide it from a strong man like you. Besides, aren't you just here to find me?" Meliodas spread his hands and walked back to the bar.

Because of his height, he had to stand on a step stool and pour a glass of wine by himself.

After taking a sip, he felt comfortable and said happily: "The wine after the fight is indeed more delicious."

Jon didn't speak.

He motioned to Elizabeth with his eyes.

Elizabeth understood and plucked up the courage to say to Meliodas: "Merry... Lord Meliodas, I am actually the third princess of the Kingdom of Leonis. I sneaked away from the palace this time because I came here specially. Looking for you and your companions, members of the Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins."

Meliodas took out a new set of clothes from under the bar, put them on, and nodded: "Yeah, keep going, I'm listening."

Elizabeth was a little embarrassed, but she still said truthfully: "Now the kingdom is in turmoil, and the political power is controlled by treacherous ministers..."

One, five, ten, tell your purpose.

After listening to the whole story, the new-looking Meliodas raised his eyebrows, "I said, don't you know that I am a wanted criminal? Let a wanted criminal save the kingdom, Elizabeth, what exactly do you think?"

"No! I know that you, Lord Meliodas, and your companions are not the traitors of the rebellion more than ten years ago. You have not given up the glory of the Holy Knights!" Elizabeth became excited, "Now that things have happened , only the Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins can save the Kingdom of Leonis!"

Looking at Elizabeth, Meliodas was silent for a few seconds and said with a wry smile: "Elizabeth, have you noticed that the adult next to you is actually enough to save the Kingdom of Leonis? As long as he has his help, Regardless of whether they are treacherous ministers or treacherous ministers, they should all die cleanly."

Elizabeth:  …

It makes sense, but I am speechless.

When Jon heard that he still had his own business, he quickly waved his hand: "No, no, no, I'm just a bard, a street singer. Political whirlpools, civil strife in the kingdom, etc. have nothing to do with me."

All in all, scientists always say that they have no power.

Bards also always fish in the water instead of doing their real work.

As a literary and art worker, my main goal is to come from the masses and go to the masses.

Fighting and killing is not suitable for me.

Elizabeth was silent for a long time and hesitated: "Lord Jon...Lord Jon is naturally the one who saves the kingdom...the hope of saving the kingdom..."

Jon couldn't listen anymore and stood up decisively: "Just keep talking, don't bring the topic to me."

After saying this, he picked up the soft and meaty pig and walked out the door step by step. "No matter what the outcome of the negotiation is, remember to come and inform me."

"Merry! Help!" Hawke struggled desperately.

But Meliodas just waved his hand heartlessly: "Take care, Hawk~"

"Merry, you bastard!" Piggy had a resentful expression on her face, like a girl who had been abandoned by her boyfriend.

After forcibly abducting Hawke, Jon came outside and sat down in the shade of a tree.

Because of the previous joke, Hawke has always been afraid of Jon.

Jon skillfully took out a lot of delicious food from his fourth-dimensional pocket and deliberately threw it to the ground: "Oh, my hand slipped."

In an instant, Hawke seemed to activate some kind of magical switch, and it swept away like a whirlwind.

Zhuzhu, who calls himself the leader of the 'Leftover Disposal Team', naturally has no appetite and eats everything in the blink of an eye.

Jon smiled and started feeding the prodigal family again.

Do not feed unfamiliar dogs.

Likewise, no pigs are fed undercooked conditions.

Until his belly was full, Zhuzhu finally relaxed his vigilance, lay down on the ground, and said relaxedly: "What? It turns out you are a good person."

"Is he a good person if he gives you food? If you are so naive, you might be caught and made into steaks." Jon joked.

Then he said: "But you are also great. Ordinary people can't kill you."

"Only a ghost knows that kind of thing!" Hawke turned over and stood up, "Don't keep thinking about such dangerous things!"

Jon still laughed.

Reaching out his hand, he took Piggy over and looked into his eyes carefully.

Hawke was a little panicked and his voice changed, "You...what are you going to do?"

"Nothing, just a little observation." Through Hawke's eyes, Jon saw a piece of scorched earth in purgatory.

"You have very keen senses." Suddenly, a voice sounded from behind Jon.

Hawke was startled, but because he was unable to move in Jon's hand, he struggled desperately: "Who, who is talking?!"

"Nothing, just a passing village girl." Jon responded casually and put Piggy down.

Turning around, he saw a woman with short dark purple hair and golden eyes walking out of the woods.Her clothing is mainly purple, and she wears a dark purple open-chested fur vest and dark purple hot pants. On her feet, she also wears dark purple long-legged short-heeled leather boots.

"It's so impolite to call a lady you meet for the first time a village girl." Marlene was angry and funny.

Jon spread his hands: "I'm sorry, but I'm sorry, I can't make a date."

Marlene:? ? ?
She didn't understand Jon's words at first.

After thinking about it carefully, the slight smile that was always on his face faded, and his tone was slightly lowered: "Are you using your unique sense of humor?"

"You saw it." Jon admitted openly.

After a pause, he gave another thumbs up: "But my sister's dressing style is very good. I admire it very much and like to see it. Keep it up."

Marlene:......

She had imagined many conversations with Jon Joestar.

But never once was it like this...

absurd.

For a moment, the mainland's number one magician didn't know what to say.

Hawke looked at Jon and then at Marlene, trying to reduce his sense of presence.The good news is.

No one cares about a pig.

Piggy breathed a sigh of relief.

But in an instant, Marin squatted down and said with great interest to Hawke: "Well, this breath and this feeling should not be native to the mainland."

He touched the soil under him again and said, "Oh~ I see, that's it."

"Puff." Hawke was so frightened that he hid behind Jon.

Compared to the strange woman who appeared like a ghost, Jon who just fed it felt more secure.

"Okay, I admit, our first meeting was not so harmonious, but you don't have to be so defensive about me." Marlene clapped her hands and smiled playfully at Jon: "Are you afraid?"

"Sisters, don't be too ridiculous." Jon didn't take Marlene seriously at all: "Have you ever seen an adult who is afraid of children."

Hearing this, Marin's smile froze slightly.

She stared at Jon: "Are you sure? I'm not boasting, I'm pretty strong."

This is true.

If you don't act.

Marin's comprehensive strength is indeed in the first level.

Even if it’s not T0, it can still be ranked T1.

Unfortunately, she misjudged Jon's strength.

Jon said: "I beat Meliodas to his knees just now. Do you want to try it too?"

Marlene was silent for a moment and shook her head: "First of all, I don't want to be your enemy. Secondly, this is not the best place to do it."

She stared at Jon, "You can feel it too, the "thing" beneath us. "

Jon pondered for a moment and said, "I have a pet of about the same size. Would you like to meet it?"

Marlene:! ! !
It could be said that everything Jon said was beyond her expectation.

almost as big...

A contracted hell creature?

still?

A strong curiosity arose in her heart.

The man in front of him was like a mist, making it difficult to figure out.

"Okay." Marlene chuckled: "Please let me see your true face."

"Good talk, good talk."

Anyway, I am idle, so why not go for a walk? Jon lowered his head and looked at Hawke: "What about you, do you want to follow me?"

Hawke shook his head rapidly.

What a joke.

What should I do if I really become a barbecue steak after following these two weird guys?

Jon doesn't force it either.

Said to Marlene: "Let's go and find a place with few people so that you can learn more."

Marlene asked curiously: "I can use magic and magic props, can you keep up with me?"

"Don't worry, I'm fine." Jon turned around and said, "I think it won't be over for a while, so it doesn't matter if we go a little further."

Marlene chuckled and took out a crystal ball from nowhere, "Okay, let's go."

at the same time.

Meliodas in the tavern seemed a little distracted.

Elizabeth waved her hand in front of him, "Lord Meliodas?"

"Oh, it's nothing. It feels like an old friend is here... Nothing, keep going, I'm listening." Meliodas squinted, "Where did we just talk?"

A wasteland thousands of miles away from 'Pig Hat'.

Jon and Marlene appeared one after another.

Seeing that Jon really kept up with the speed of his teleportation without relying on any magic props, Marin's attention level increased several levels.

"Both the body and the magic power are very powerful. Haha, it's getting more and more interesting." She thought to herself, but still smiled on her face: "So, where is your pet?"

Jon took a good look around to make sure there was no one waiting, and clapped his hands together.

"Show yourself, baby."

A huge magic circle appeared in the middle of the wasteland.

That was 'magic' that Marlene had never seen before.

She stared hard, afraid of missing any details.

However, a moment later, a huge figure like a mountain appeared, and Marin forgot about the magic circle.

"This..." There were few situations in the world that surprised her to the point of being speechless.

But today, Jon Joestar's 'pet' did just that.

What appeared in front of him was a terrifying creature that was over 300 meters tall and covered in hard black scales.Under the scales, there is still a faint scorching flame.
Marlene opened her mouth, but didn't know what to say.

She felt an extremely terrifying aura of destruction on the behemoth in front of her.

Say it bluntly.

If Jon Joestar lets his 'pet' go to any country, that country can be directly removed from the continent map.

however.

Jon was also surprised and scratched his eyebrows: "I haven't seen you for a while, why have you grown so big?"

Godzilla is the shared pet of all Jon. He is usually kept in the neon seabed of the main world of JOJO, and can be summoned by anyone who needs it.

In his impression, Godzilla should only be over 50 meters tall, the same height as a super giant. How come he suddenly turned into a monster over 300 meters tall?
"Ang?" Godzilla tilted his head cutely.

Helpless, Jon had no choice but to cut into a large size in seconds and use the secret technique of space to turn Godzilla into a mini size.

When the little dinosaur was held in his arms, Marlene was completely speechless.

All I can think about is 'Who am I?' ''Where am I? ''Eh? '

It took a long time to regain consciousness and coughed slightly: "It's really breathtaking."

"It's okay, I'm just bored." Jon touched the little dinosaur's head, "But I guess it's not because you're bored after talking to me so much and coming all the way here."

"Well... you have indeed seen through it." Marlene adjusted her attitude: "Ever since that quick glance, I have been thinking about you forever. If possible, I would like to ask you to help me do some experiments."

Not installed.

I came here specifically to find you.

And your purpose of showing your strength has been achieved.

We might as well talk openly and honestly.

"The attitude is very sincere." Jon nodded.

Then, his whole style changed silently, "But, I refuse!" (End of Chapter)