Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

According to legend, the two-horned beast loves unfaithful husbands the most.

But the effect of scum is similar.

Of course Jon would never admit that he was a scumbag.

joke.

  Looking back on the world, there is no moral role model who loves to help others more than him!

"oi～" He waved.

The Bicorn looked back.

Instinctively approach.

  Jon:? ? ?

For a moment, the looks of Laos and the others became somewhat subtle.

But take two steps.

The two-horned beast suddenly turned around again.

Jon sneered and said in a low voice: "See, I'm actually a good person."

Malushel was about to complain, but at this moment, the Bicorn turned around again.

Just like that Fang Tangjing.

Jump out, jump back.

The main character is jumping back and forth, and his stance and ideas are very unsteady.

The Laos were dumbfounded.

After thinking for a long time, he said uncertainly, "Is it possible that Jon has both good and corrupt sides, which is why the two-horned beast is so entangled."

The words are rude but not rude.

This conjecture won unanimous approval.

Three black lines appeared on Jon's head, and he spread his hands and said, "Whoever wants to go can go, I'm not going anyway. Why should I, a little prince who loves to help others, suffer such an insult?"

"Oh, sacrificing you will bring happiness to thousands of families." Malushiel comforted.

Although what she said could not be called comfort.

At this time, Chilchak suggested: "I heard that Bicorns will have a strong interest in criminal behavior. We might as well start from this point."

Hearing this, Jon got excited and said, "Well, I will show you how to bully in the workplace."

After saying that, he hooked his finger at Malushil and said, "The guy with long ears and yellow hair over there, come over here and give me a back massage."

"What? Why are you like this?" Malushiel showed an expression of physical discomfort.

Jon sneered: "It's just a back massage, not anything else. Or you can't even do such a simple thing? You are so useless."

As he was speaking, the two-horned beast actually came closer.

Laos' eyes lit up: "Very good, keep it up."

"Well, you big-headed ghost! It turns out that you are not the one who should give him a back massage." Malushiel shouted angrily.

Little did they know that this anger exactly fits the concept of "anger" among the seven deadly sins.

The Bicorn moved closer.

"Speaking of which, does that guy really like watching us quarrel?" Chilchak noticed this keenly and said, stroking his chin, "Could it be that the more miserable we behave, the happier the Bicorn will be?"

"You are too smart!" Laos thumped his hands: "Envy, greed, arrogance, laziness, disloyalty, anger. Gluttony, bring these things up quickly!"

"Overeating?" Falin blinked and took out the regular rations from her luggage.

Because of the little dragon's special physique, she has the most food.

Click click click.

After just a few bites, he finished it all.

The Bicorn took two more steps...

Laos: "Very good, let's do it."

Even if it's against your will, let's talk about what you're jealous of.

Jon: "How can there be such a thing? You can't say you envy Maluthier's long ears, can you?"

  Malushel: ???

What's wrong with you with long ears?

Chilchak rubbed his nose. "If I must say, I envy Sensi's handsome appearance. If I were like him, I wouldn't be looked down upon wherever I go."

Senxi was a little embarrassed and said, "Now that you mention it, I envy you too, your perception ability and your sense of danger."

"No, no~" Chilchak scratched his head.

Laos got anxious when he saw it, "I want you to be jealous of each other, not to praise each other. The two-horned beast is leaving!"

In a hurry, he said to Falin: "No time to explain, hurry up, hit me!"

  Falin: ???

This was the first time she had heard such a strange request in her life.

However, although.

Xiaolongnu still took action.

One punch.

Blast Laos away.

The atmosphere suddenly became quiet.

Not only Malushiel and others were dumbfounded.

Even the Bicorn stood there in a daze, seemingly not understanding why the adventurers suddenly erupted in infighting.

However, Falin's punch was still very measured.

Although he knocked Laos away, he did not hurt his beloved brother.

Laos, who was flying in the air, reacted.

  This speed, this position, could it be?

It's too late to say.

Laos turned around in the air and caught the Bicorn in one fell swoop.

With an extra person on its back, the Bicorn struggled desperately, trying to throw Laos off. However, Laos's fanaticism (perversion) for monsters was even more than it had imagined. No matter how it jumped, it could not shake off the perverted monster, and it was so frightened that it screamed wildly on the spot.

Senxi saw it and shouted, "Quick, come forward and help!"

A group of people rushed up in a rush.

of course.

The main output is still the two melee characters, Faline and Jon.

Falin jumped high, holding a war hammer, and smashed the two-horned beast's head hard.

  boom!

I swear to God.

Laos even heard the sound of the ground breaking.

The eyes of the pitch-black two-horned beast were bloodshot.

It looked at Falin, as if it wanted to roar, but unfortunately it died without making any sound.

Laos: !!!

Well done, you are worthy of being my sister.

Faline blushed.

I don't know if it's innate, or if it's because of the excitement of killing a bicorn with a hammer (?)

At this time, a group of people gathered around.

But judging from its appearance, the two-horned beast is undoubtedly the most beautiful monster among the monsters we have eaten along the way. It is completely black, without a single stray hair. If it weren't for the two evil horns on its head, it would be a priceless beast.

"Finally got rid of this guy." Laos breathed a sigh of relief and slowly got off the Bicorn.

Chirchak said, "When I saw the two-horned beast, I couldn't help but think of the flying hoof beast that I ate for a long time in the underground layer. This horse... ahem, this monster also needs to be processed with salt and made into jerky?"

"Although this is the way to preserve the ingredients to the greatest extent, unfortunately, we don't have that much coarse salt on hand, so we can only take a very small portion." Senxi stroked his beard, as if thinking in his mind how to deal with the two-horned beast.

Suddenly, he changed the subject: "Let's eat first, and eat as much as we can."

Eating is a privilege of the living.

  The dumplings and the like had already been digested. The two-horned beast in front of him came just in time!

Heat a pot and boil water.

Plucking hair and cutting flesh.

The group of people were busy in an orderly manner.

Izumi had an unhappy look on her face.

Deep down, she resisted eating monsters.

But there is no way.

If you don’t eat, you’ll be hungry.

If you don't eat, you will die.

After a long time, I got used to it.

……

……

Although the two-horned beast looks magical.

In fact, the taste is no different from ordinary horse meat.

Have a good meal.

The group began to set up camp.

Although there is still a lot of food left, the water is almost gone.

Malushiel and Sensi studied the drawn map and couldn't help but guess: "The previous carriage should be closer to the underground."

"That's what I think too. The carriage we took before might just be a means of transportation, not..."

Listening to their conversation, Chilchak shook his water bag and said, "I'll go see if there's any water source nearby."

After hearing this, Laos raised his hand and said, "Me, me, me, I'll go with you."

Chirchak refused, "Forget it. It's easier for me to move alone. It's hard to say if I take you with me. Also, you will definitely get excited if you encounter any monsters. It's better not to take you with me."

"I... I have good intentions too." Laos said aggrievedly. However, he trusted Chirchak's alertness. Even if he encountered danger, he would be able to get away in time, and at worst he could call on his companions.

As for the last 'treasure chest monster incident', it was definitely a coincidence.

After saying hello, Chilchak left alone with the water bag.

With excellent awareness and keen sense, he moved forward and soon found an empty hall.

In the middle of the hall, there is a flowing fountain. There are no other monsters around it except some moss.

Chilcak breathed a sigh of relief.

But he still did not let his guard down. He observed again and again to make sure there was no danger before he walked over with the water bag.

"It shouldn't be poisonous, right?" Chilchak muttered to himself.

He took out professional equipment and used silver needles to detect poison.

Observe carefully.

He nodded, finally feeling relieved.

Open the stopper of the water bag and start drinking water.

It was a rare opportunity for Chilchak to be alone, so he hummed an unknown tune.

It's been such a long time since I came to the underground maze.

To be honest, he kind of missed the kids...

Just then, whispers sounded in my ears.

Chilchak suddenly became alert.

Pulling out the knife he carried with him, "Who? Who's there? Get out!"

No one responded.

There was a pleasant aroma faintly wafting through the air.

Chilchak was stunned, "This taste?"

This smell is unique to my hometown, the fragrance of flowers.

Back then, he stood under the flowers and confessed his love to the girl he loved...

Just thinking about it.

The whispering sound became clearer and clearer.

Suddenly, a naked half-ling beauty with curly blonde hair walked out of the darkness.

Whether it's hair color, looks or body shape, each one perfectly suits Chilchak's XP.

  But it was because it was too perfect that Chilchak noticed something was wrong!

"Oh no, it's a succubus!"

Such a thought flashed through my mind.

The beautiful halfling had already tackled Chilchak.

Before he lost consciousness, he yelled with all his might, "Help!"

Meanwhile, the camp.

"!!!"

Laos suddenly looked up: "I seemed to hear some sound just now."

Jon: “You heard it right, because I heard it too.”

Laos put down his sword and said, "Could it be that Chilchak is in some danger? No, I have to go find him."

After saying that, he left in a hurry.

After five or six minutes, a more obvious cry for help was heard: "Help!"

I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

  Laos's cry for help seemed to reveal some comfort?

This is really something wrong!

Malushiel and Sensi stopped discussing; Falin stopped playing with the cat.

Jon…

Ok.

Mr. Qiao still looked indifferent.

……

……

Succubus, as the name suggests, is a monster that relies on its ability to charm people.

It can transform into a variety of appearances and generally has almost no disadvantages.

A single person encounters a succubus.

No chance of winning.

Even the strongest warriors can be affected by a succubus, losing their vitality and becoming a dried-up man.

This is the situation with Chilcak and Laos.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, Malushiel and the others would never have imagined that the skinny guy in front of them was their companion who had been in danger before.

"Be careful, it's over there!" Falin's perception was also very sharp, and she pointed to a room in the dark.

Take a closer look.

In the dark room, there were densely packed red eyes, flashing dangerously.

"Eh!" Because she was too nervous, Malushiel made a very weak sound.

Whether it is dangerous or not is secondary.

Mainly, it's a bit embarrassing.

Exposing XP or something...

But this is the same for everyone.

Suddenly, a succubus rushed out and transformed into a short and strong guy halfway through.

"Oh no, it's aimed at Senxi." Malushiel raised his staff and chanted a spell softly.

The succubus who turned into a dwarf had her head blown off before she could reach Senxi.

Looking at Sensi again, his old face was red, obviously he had been affected.

Malushiel: "Wake up, that's all fake!"

Senxi coughed lightly: "I know, I know..."

That being said, no one knows what the reality is.

Just then, several more dwarves rushed out, along with several tall men.

It’s not over yet.

There's even an eyepatch-wearing, long-eared elf riding a white horse.

quiet……

Sensi, Falin and Malushiel all entered a state of brain shutdown.

Jon couldn't bear to watch it anymore and couldn't help but remind him, "Why don't you just take turns killing them?"

Take turns killing?

Yes.

The three of them shook their heads.

Malusil still had to deal with those powerful female dwarves.

Faline rushed towards Prince Charming with a war hammer.

Senxi said sorry, picked up the axe and chopped at the tall men.

That scene.

It's bloody and weird, but also kind of funny.

Itsuzumi yawned, seemingly completely uninterested in everything in front of her.

Pretending to leave.

Jon was quick to catch her.

"Don't be so anxious." Qiao smiled maliciously: "This is a chance to spy on your companions' XP, aren't you curious at all?"

"Let me go, meow!" Izuzumi struggled desperately.

But what strength can a kitten have?

The kitten is destined to be eaten by its mother (possessed by Goddess Shiji).

Perhaps the two of them were too leisurely.

This caused dissatisfaction among the succubi hiding deeper inside.

After a slight buzzing sound.

The sturdy black panther and many black-haired women ran out.

Jon yawned and finally let go of Itsuzumi: "You are just a bug, and you dare to show off in front of me? Burn."

As soon as he finished speaking, a fire spell exploded.

Some of those succubi were unable to dodge.

Those who barely managed to dodge Jon's attack inexplicably had a pair of transparent insect wings appear behind them.

They stared at Jon with resentment, opened their mouths, and revealed their sharp mouthparts.

"The succubus I want is not this kind of mimic insect." Jon laughed and took the initiative to step forward.

The succubi looked at Jon as if considering what he would become.

Then, as they were thinking, they exploded into a cloud of blood mist... (End of this chapter)