Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 977: Beating up the Shameless Old Deng

"How long have your schizophrenia symptoms lasted?"

Hearing this, Shinji was stunned: "I don't understand what you are talking about? Ms. Ritsuko, I am normal."

In order to verify what he said, he patted his chest and assured word by word: "Really, I am not sick! You believe me, I am really not sick!"

Ritsuko Akagi remained silent and just wrote and drew on the folder.

Shinji got anxious.

Just wanted to say something.

Suddenly, Ritsuko Akagi interrupted and said, "Since you said you don't have schizophrenia, then what about 'Mr. Jon'?

Through the monitoring equipment, you have said this name more than once. Lieutenant Misato Katsuragi also told me that you showed abnormal state when you were picked up. "

Shinji: ...

Careless.

Akagi Ritsuko's pen tapped back and forth rhythmically: "Shinji, this is helping you, and it is also helping all human beings.

You are the pilot of Unit-01, and you are tasked with the important mission of fighting against the Angels. I don't want you to turn against me, so you'd better tell the truth."

Shinji took a deep breath.

At this moment, he pressed his temple: "What? You want to talk to her?"

Ritsuko Akagi suddenly became alert and even sat up straight.

Shinji was still mumbling, "No, please don't come out and cause trouble at this time... I understand... but... are you really not going to do anything excessive? Okay, I get it."

He looked up.

Just met Akagi Ritsuko's eyes: "Mr. Jon said that he wants to talk to you in person."

Akagi Ritsuko nodded: "I couldn't ask for more."

The words fall.

The demeanor of Shinji in front of him changed.

It was like a docile lamb that suddenly turned into a naughty and hungry wolf.

His eyes were unbridled, roaming the blonde's body.

Akagi Ritsuko turned a blind eye and asked curiously: "So - you are Mr. Jon."

"Jon Joestar, a spirit from outer space, a witness to the fate of all living things, a joy beyond all else. Yes, that's me~" Jon smiled and said, "I won't say any more nonsense. I think you still have your charm, young lady."

Ritsuko Akagi did not get angry, but patiently wrote down key words such as "frivolous behavior", "dissolute conduct" and "cynical".

Stop writing.

She asked gently, "It was you who was piloting Unit-01 that day, right?"

"It was indeed me at the beginning, but later, I was rejected by Unit-01." Jon said truthfully: "There was no other way, I had to let that guy take over... You should understand what I mean."

"How long have you been born?" asked Ritsuko Akagi.

"It's been a long, long time. Time has no meaning to me at all." Jon shrugged. "As long as I want, I can speed up or rewind time in a moment."

Akagi Ritsuko nodded and asked, "What do you need?"

"Yes, of course." Jon smiled. "Delicious food, drinks, and fun things. Gold, silver, treasures, silks, and beautiful women. I accept everything."

He looked at Akagi Ritsuko: "As humanity's last trump card, the hope of all mankind, this request should not be too much."

Ritsuko Akagi didn't say anything.

But Qiao En didn't want to let her go, so he asked again: "I think this request is not too much, right?"

"I can't promise you anything. This is not within my responsibility," said Ritsuko Akagi.

Jon was unhappy and snorted, "You can't make the decision, right? Fine, I'll go find Madao. Wearing sunglasses all day long to pretend to be serious is really annoying."

What the hell is madao?

Speaking of the man wearing sunglasses in the base, he is probably only the commander.

Under the gaze of Ritsuko Akagi, Jon stood up.

Although he still had the same body shape, showing the frailty of a young man, at this moment, he revealed an unprecedented decisiveness and awe-inspiringness.

Ritsuko Akagi knew that 'Shinji' was serious.

His second personality, the bastard personality, is really capable of doing anything!

"Calm down first." Ritsuko Akagi quickly stopped him.

Jon chuckled: "Calm down? I'm really angry right now."

He blinked: "How about you help me?"

Akagi Ritsuko: …

Heaven is above.

Was he molested by an underage person?

Thinking of this, the pair of beautiful round legs unconsciously tightened a little.

Jon said with a tsk, "Look at you, you're impatient again. I haven't even said anything yet, but you're already unwilling to do it. I'm a hero, the one who saved all of humanity from the Apostle Crisis, and you can't even meet this request? Next time, whoever wants to drive that crappy EVA can do it."

Having said that, he got out of bed and walked out without even putting on his shoes.

His speed was so fast that Ritsuko Akagi wanted to reach out to stop him, but she couldn't grab him for a moment.

Seeing that they were almost at the door, Akagi Ritsuko hurriedly said, "Don't go out, outside..."

There is someone outside.

A professional soldier.

The moment he walked out of the door, several guns were pointed at Jon's vitals.

He whistled.

I couldn't help but clap my hands: "Well, well, you don't have the ability to deal with the apostles, but you have the ability to deal with your own people, right?"

If hot weapons can't kill the apostles, how can they kill you?

Jon smiled, a very bright smile.

He said to Shinji: "See, this is how it is, this is how the situation is. If you are not an asshole, others will treat you in an asshole way."

As soon as he finished speaking, his body moved.

This body is not very strong, but it is agile and versatile.

In just a blink of an eye, the soldiers were knocked down by Jon in a strange way.

Ritsuko Akagi, who had chased after them, was dumbfounded.

Want to say something.

I was caught off guard by Jon's cold and ruthless eyes, and the words I wanted to say were stuck in my throat.

"Don't worry, they are not dead, they just fainted temporarily." Jon said.

After a pause, he continued, "But I can't guarantee it next time... Is this how the base treats pilots? I've seen it all."

Ritsuko Akagi explained: "They are here to protect your safety."

"It turns out that security guards can't protect anyone." Jon still had that indifferent tone: "I'm telling you the truth. Next, I'm going to rush to the combat meeting room, pull out the man in sunglasses, beat him up, and vent my anger on my brother.

If you have the guts, stop me. If you don’t, just record the video and send me a copy as a souvenir.”

Akagi Ritsuko: …

Compared to beating up the commander or something.

She felt that being taken advantage of verbally a few times was not a big deal.

While I was daydreaming, Jon had already walked away.

This base is really too big.

After many twists and turns, I still couldn't find Ikari Gendō.

Ritsuko Akagi followed behind all the time, constantly calling for reinforcements.

In a corridor.

Jon was caught red-handed.

Led by Misato Katsuragi, they attacked from both sides.

Jon whistled: "Okay, okay, that's how we play, huh?"

He opened his arms and said, "Come on, come on, hit me here, hide for a while, I am your grandson."

The identity of an EVA pilot is very valuable, especially since he just shattered the "Water Angel", the people at the base would definitely be reluctant to shoot.

Jon knew this clearly.

as predicted.

As soon as these words came out, Katsuragi Misato hurriedly stopped them, saying, "No shooting, no one is allowed to shoot!" Jon smiled and said, "Don't be polite, shoot him in the head."

Misato Katsuragi had a complicated expression: "Shinji, what happened to you? You are a gentle child, how could you become like this?"

Jon pointed to his heart and said, "Don't shout or scream. Shinji is in my body. You can enjoy the show. Come on, sister, did you promise me something before? Now is the time to fulfill your promise."

Katsuragi Misato: …

She was just saying it casually at the time.

The base was about to be breached by the Angels, and she didn't think twice in order to coax Shinji into driving the EVA.

Who would have thought that old things would be brought up again.

"You can do anything? Wow, that's really exciting." Jon rubbed his hands in mock delight: "Then I won't be shy."

At this moment, Akagi Ritsuko caught up with him, came to Katsuragi Misato, and whispered, "I see. This second personality should be Shinji's self-protection mechanism. Perhaps it was due to his unfortunate childhood that he imagined a reliable brother or senior who could protect him from the wind and rain. Because of his unrealistic fantasies, it eventually became a mental illness, leading to split personality."

"Thus was born Mr. John..." Misato Katsuragi sighed, looking at 'Shinji' with more pity.

"What are you two women whispering about?" Jon said impatiently, "If you don't dare to kill me, I'll just give way and stop whining. Otherwise, we can get a room and talk alone."

Second girl: ...

However, although.

This second personality is so lustful.

These words were clearly something a middle-aged man would say, but they were spoken on Shinji's timid and innocent face.

If I have to give an example, it would be Franky's soul possessing Chopper.

"In short, calm down first. Violence can't solve any problem. I know you have a lot of complaints about your father, but Commander Ikari also has his own difficulties." Ritsuko Akagi tried to persuade.

However, Jon waved his hands and said, "Violence can't solve any problems, but it makes me feel good. Who doesn't have their own difficulties? Does having difficulties mean you can stop being a human being? Why do I have to bear all the grievances alone? Do you think I look like a victim?"

The other party is trying to pua you.

You rejected the other party's pua and punched him.

Love so and so.

Don't think that I will fuck you just because you are good-looking.

How could a civilian like Ritsuko Akagi be a match for an expert in swearing like John?

After just a few words, he was speechless.

Misato Katsuragi also wanted to dissuade him.

Just then, footsteps suddenly sounded from behind.

They are leather boots.

The heavy leather boots made a strange sound when stepping on the smooth floor.

When the soldiers saw the person coming, they put away their guns and saluted.

Jon whistled, "Here he comes, Old Deng is rolling over by himself."

After he finished speaking, he pressed his temple and said, "What do you mean by good brother? Should I let you have this important opportunity? It's fun to watch others perform, but it's still better than doing it yourself."

Shinji said something but suddenly he logged off.

The fierce and imposing manner turned into 'charming and charming'.

Ikari Gendo put his hands behind his back and walked in front of Shinji, looking down at his own son. "Have you had enough of the trouble? How long are you going to make? Do you know how many people in the base have been wasted by your trouble? What time is it now? Do you have any sense of the overall situation?"

Starting with zero frame, Shinji is directly belittled to nothing.

Ikari Gendō said coldly, “Your current mission is to recover quickly and get your body into optimal condition. When you are needed to fight, you will get into the damn cockpit and fight against the apostles for humans and defeat all invading enemies.

Instead of standing here and throwing a tantrum like a child, you really disappoint me."

Shinji felt aggrieved.

He trembled and said, "Is this what you want to tell me?"

Ikari Gendo: "What else? Do you think you deserve my extra energy to take care of your emotions? I am responsible for the fate of all mankind. I don't have time to play the role of a loving father and a filial son with you."

What a loving father and filial son.

Shinji was already full of anger, but he was too soft-hearted. He wanted to vent, but he didn't have the courage.

it's good now.

Let Jon take over.

He just had to watch and listen.

Don't think about anything.

Shinji smiled.

That was a smile of relief...

What Mr. Jon said is indeed correct.

If you are not an asshole, others will treat you in an asshole way.

That being the case.

Then - be a jerk.

Shinji suddenly raised his head and stared at his father: "You old bastard!"

"What did you say? Say it to me again!" Gendo Ikari felt that things seemed to be different from what he had imagined, and he couldn't help but get angry.

responded to his.

  It's a fist!

A punch thrown by Shinji himself.

To be honest, it was very amateurish, weak and powerless, and it didn't even hit the key points.

But at least he dared to attack his own father.

"It's up to you now, Mr. John." Shinji shouted without caring about outsiders.

The next second, his momentum suddenly rose.

For some unknown reason, golden fighting spirit suddenly emerged from his body.

Such abnormal phenomena can no longer be explained by modern science.

To be more specific, the style of painting is not harmonious.

"Here comes the finishing move!" Jon laughed wildly.

  With the look in Ikari Gendō's eyes as if he had seen a ghost, he hugged him with both hands and suddenly threw him into the sky. Then he exerted force with his legs, followed Ikari Gendō, and smashed him down suddenly!

Sigh! Be! Watch! Stop!

Just heard a loud noise.

With the sound of bones breaking inch by inch.

Ikari Gendō fell heavily to the ground in a twisted posture.

Sunglasses, broken.

The bones were also broken.

Let's say that.

Jon only left him the ability to breathe.

leftover……

Tsk.

Hard to say.

The scene suddenly became chaotic.

Everyone shouted 'Commander' and moved forward quickly.

Jon was also controlled.

of course.

Still no one dared to do anything to him.

EVA pilots are invaluable.

Anyone can be a commander, but not everyone can be a driver.

Jon clapped his hands and laughed: "Great, great, great!"

Shinji also shouted: "Awesome!"

Those who are close to vermilion are red, those who are close to ink are black, and they belong to yes.

If you hang out with Mr. Qiao for a long time, you’ll inevitably be led astray by him.

Misato Katsuragi covered her forehead and said helplessly: "You are in big trouble now."

Jon chuckled: "Get into trouble? Let those high-ranking officials come and appease me. I'm not happy. Let them fight the apostles with bare hands. A mere Ikari Gendo is worthy of being an excuse to attack me?"

  Whoever wants to be the punching bag can do it.

I want to be Superman, hehe.