Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Suffered life-and-death torture.

Ikari Gendo: Already honest
of course.

Everyone knows it.

This honesty is only temporary.

You can see it from the hatred in his eyes.

This person has not given up the idea of ​​killing the unknown life form, codenamed 'Jon'.

However, due to lack of means, they had to give up.

Once he finds the opportunity.

He would pounce on the enemy like a hungry wolf and devour the flesh and blood of the enemy...

Jon knew everything clearly.

But I don't care.

You can't stand me, but you can't kill me.

This expression of impotent rage.

Ah, it's really delightful.

Seeing that Ikari Gendo remained silent for a long time, Jon waved his hand and said, "Let's stop here today. I'll come to play with you next time."

Ikari Gendo pushed up his glasses and said, "You, don't underestimate the wisdom of humans."

"What human beings? Ask yourself, do you care about human beings?" Jon turned sideways and said with disdain, "If you are really a saint who cares about civilization and all mankind, I would look up to you. You are a hypocrite who does not hesitate to toss and turn for your own goals. You are pretending to be your mother in front of me."

The words are very straightforward.

Because straightforward words touch your heart.

Ikari Gendo's face turned pale: "I don't understand what you are saying."

"Yes, yes, I don't understand because you have a problem with your brain. An Lushan entered Chang'an and you took over everything." Qiao En waved his hand impatiently and said, "Let's go."

Looking at his receding back, Ikari Gendou gritted his teeth.

When Jon completely disappeared, he felt as if his bones had been pulled out. He suddenly fell to the ground and gasped heavily.

Unexpectedly, Jon came back with a surprise: "One more thing..."

Eyes facing each other.

The atmosphere became a little awkward.

Jon was naturally not embarrassed.

Then it is clear who is embarrassed.

Ikari Gendo got up in a panic and pretended to be calm and said, "What do you want to say?"

"I don't want to say anything. I just want to see your ugly face, where you are so desperate but still pretending that nothing has happened." Jon laughed and raised his phone to shake it. "By the way, I have recorded your appearance just now."

Ikari Gendo: ...

Oh shit.

Hateful unknown creature.

You are the enemy of all mankind. For the continuation of civilization, I will kill you a thousand times!

After playing a trick on the man in sunglasses again, Jon finally left with a smile.

Ikari Gendo's face turned blue and red, and no one knew what he was thinking.

No one dared to disturb the commander in this state, and the command room was dead silent.

After an unknown amount of time, Ikari Gendō finally let out a long breath, pushed up his glasses and said, "Everyone with flowers on their shoulders, follow me to the meeting room."

After a pause, he continued, "Call Dr. Akagi over as well, make a copy of the combat record and send it to her."

"Yes!"

At the command, everyone in the department quickly got moving.

Do not know why.

These people actually developed a bit of admiration for Ikari Gendo.

After being slaughtered so many times, he was still able to keep his mentality intact after being resurrected... Well, being beaten to the point of falling to the ground doesn't count as a mental breakdown.

In short, the commander is truly a god!

Not to mention Ikari Gendo, whose reputation in the base headquarters has strangely risen, let’s talk about John returning to his residence.

As soon as you enter the door, you can smell the aroma of dumplings and a faint sour taste.

He raised his eyebrows and said deliberately, "The shoes at the entrance smell. Let me see who it is. Oh, it turns out to be Asuka."

After he finished speaking, there was a moment of silence.

Then the sound of footsteps was heard.

"No! Xu! Hu! Talk!" Asuka was obviously anxious, still holding the bowl in her hand, "My feet don't smell!"

Jon sneered: "If I were a Jio fan, I would tell you to show off my innocence, but unfortunately I am not."

Asuka was dumbfounded. She never expected John to say such a thing.

Give yourself a golden ticket of innocence first, and then speak your true thoughts, right?
She looked at him strangely and said with great disdain, "Pervert."

Jon suddenly changed his expression: "Great! Such scolding, more of it~"

Asuka couldn't help but shudder and took three steps back: "I... I'm warning you, don't do anything rash!"

"Tsk." Jon instantly returned to normal: "How boring."

Asuka was stunned by his sudden change and couldn't recover for a long time.

Just then, Shinji and Rei Ayanami also came out.

The two saw Jon and said:

"Mr. Jon, welcome home."

"you are back."

Asuka was surprised that Rei Ayanami was so respectful to a guy, and quickly stopped her: "Don't be fooled, this guy is a pervert."

"Only a true pervert would talk about perversion all the time." Jon spread his hands and said, "Even if I am a pervert, I am just a gentleman with the name of a pervert."

Asuka: ???

Ayanami Rei: ...

Shinji:!!!
Asuka turned her head and saw Shinji's admiring eyes. She immediately became furious and said, "You worship a bullshit heresy!"

Without waiting for Shinji to reply, Jon said, "You keep talking about shit, piss and fart all the time. Do you think you can be considered a lady?"

Asuka's defense was broken, and she returned to the kitchen in a depressed mood, holding the bowl.

She had realized that even if there were ten of her, she would not be able to get the upper hand over Jon verbally, so she might as well shut up.

But I just couldn't eat this meal.

Everyone came to the living room, and Shinji excitedly told John about his experience fighting in the volcano.

I heard that Unit-01 punched the glasses of Angel of the Fetus... Oh no, eyes. Jon showed a gratified expression: "It's worth my while to teach you boxing. You really do well."

Shinji scratched the back of his head and chuckled.

Asuka said unhappily, "It's just a decoration, it's useless."

Shinji knows that he is just a show-off, but he can say this, but others, especially Asuka, say no!
His eyes flashed, and he unleashed a series of moves without any explanation.

"Hmm? (Block) I wonder who lost their weapon when they entered the volcano (Parry)."

Asuka was suddenly speechless and turned her head away as if she was upset.

Shinji was satisfied, and then said: "It can be said that I took advantage of the magma. The Flowing Rock Crushing Fist should have an additional bonus in this environment. Otherwise, I would not be able to break the apostle's eyes so easily."

Asuka's ears twitched and she asked curiously, "What is the Flowing Rock Crushing Fist?"

Jon: "In my early years... when I was young, I acquired a martial art that I practiced to perfection. It is considered the top martial art of mankind."

Asuka: "Then why are you only teaching stupid Shinji? Why don't you teach me!"

Qiao En was surprised, "We are not related at all, why should I teach you?"

Asuka blinked and suddenly changed her expression: "Mr. Jon~"

Jon: "Sorry, I don't buy it." Asuka's expression suddenly collapsed: "I don't care, if Shinji can do it, I must be able to do it too!"

Jon thought about it and didn't refuse: "Okay, then you and Shinji come to my room tomorrow morning and I will teach you how to practice."

……

……

early morning.

The sun was just coming out.

Asuka suddenly opened her eyes before the alarm rang.

After a simple wash, she tied her hair into a ponytail for easy movement, then pushed open the door with full energy and came to Jon's room.

Soon, Shinji also came over yawning and complained, "What the hell, there's a power outage..."

Asuka frowned slightly: "Power outage? But isn't there a separate power supply here? How could there be a power outage? Forget it, let's not talk about this. Let me ask you, what do you usually train for?"

Shinji said truthfully, "Uh, enter Mr. Jon's mental world and fight him."

Asuka: ...

and many more.

Did you just say 'spiritual world'?

Can that guy even do something like this?
The girl couldn't help swallowing.

Just then, she suddenly remembered something and said to Shinji, "Wait a moment, I'll go change my pants."

Shinji was puzzled: "Short skirts make it easier to move around, right?"

Asuka thought of the previous 'handstand incident' and hurried back to the room without saying anything.

Ten minutes later, she and Shinji saw Jon.

This time, Jon didn't stand upside down. Instead, he lay on his side on the bed and said with a half-smile, "You're here."

Asuka: ???

However, although.

This scene really looks like the first time those weird uncles and the round-cornered girls met.

"No, no, how could I think about these things. Damn, if I had known I wouldn't be curious about those colorful magazines in the supermarket." Asuka complained secretly.

Seeing that the two were ready, Jon didn't waste any words and directly pulled the two into his "spiritual time house" with a thought.

"Here, the flow of time is sixty times slower. That is to say, if you train here for one minute, only one second will pass in the outside world." Jon crossed his arms and stood in the center of the martial arts arena. "When I was training with my fellow brothers from the Kame-senryu School, Master Wu Tian often said that only those who endure the most hardships can drive a Land Rover. Although you have already driven an EVA, it is public property after all, and it does not count."

Shinji and Asuka were completely confused.

Asuka was impatient: "Okay, no need to say more. Now that we are here, we should be prepared. No matter what difficulties or obstacles we encounter, nothing can stop me..."

Before he could finish his words, John suddenly appeared in front of Asuka and punched the girl in the eyes.

Asuka had no way of avoiding Jon's fist, and she squatted down suddenly: "Ah!!!! My eyes!!!"

"Your situation is rather special. Rather than training your boxing skills, I think it would be better for you to train your body movements to avoid eye injuries." Jon said with a smile as he looked at Asuka rolling back and forth on the ground.

Asuka was anxious: "Why? Why do we have to avoid eye injuries! Ah, my eyes!"

"No reason, I'm doing this for your own good." Qiao En spread his hands and said, "I have a book on sprinting passed down from the Qiao family. I think it's meant for you, so I'll sell it to you for ten dollars."

"Why do I have to pay...ah, my eyes..." Asuka was going crazy.

No.

She is indeed crazy.

It is because of madness that I want to learn skills from a real madman.

Shinji scratched his head and watched from the side, not knowing what to say.

Jon created a clone and hooked his finger at Shinji, saying, "Come on, kid, let me see your progress during this period of time."

Shinji listened and immediately took a stance: "Yes, Mr. Jon!"

……

……

Rei Ayanami is cleaning.

After entering the new environment, her living habits changed a lot.

I have become cleaner than before.

When she cleaned Jon's room, she saw Jon half lying down reading comics.

Shinji and Asuka fell to the ground, their life or death unknown.

"Yo~" Jon greeted.

Rei Ayanami nodded, took a small broom and dustpan, and started cleaning seriously.

"Why not use a vacuum cleaner?" Jon asked.

Rei Ayanami said without even looking up: "The power is out."

"The base is not internally powered... Oh, I think I understand. It's okay." Jon waved his hand and said, "Then you should be ready for battle?"

Rei Ayanami looked confused: "What?"

"You'll know soon enough." Jon said nothing more.

as predicted.

About half an hour later, Misato Katsuragi arrived here with a group of people, and without saying a word, she ordered Shinji and Asuka to fight.

But when she heard that the two were temporarily trapped in the 'Spirit Time Room' and couldn't get out, the beautiful captain was stunned.

Fortunately, there is Rei Ayanami.

The situation was urgent, so he had to treat the dead horse as a live horse. He pulled Rei Ayanami and asked, "Are you okay now?"

Ayanami Rei gave a positive answer: "It's okay."

Misato Katsuragi: "Come with me soon, to the combat preparation room..."

Before he finished speaking, Jon suddenly interrupted, "Forget it, forget it, I'll come and help too."

After he finished speaking, he clapped his hands and said, "Xian Fa·Luo Sheng... Sorry, I got off track. Anyway, open the portal for me."

Swah——

A translucent portal suddenly appeared in the room.

Misato Katsuragi was dumbfounded.

What the hell is this.

Jon explained, "This portal leads directly to the combat preparation room. You know what space warping is, it's something like that. Anyway, go in. I don't need to go through so much trouble to harm you."

Misato Katsuragi wanted to say something, but the current situation was indeed taboo, and every second of delay would result in countless losses. She had no choice but to bite the bullet and rush in.

However, unexpectedly, Ayanami Rei was one step faster than her, and Katsuragi Misato was so scared that she hurried to catch up.

As soon as the two left, the rest of the civil servants in the base could no longer sit still and entered the portal one after another.

Heaven and earth change.

Before Misato Katsuragi could figure out what was going on, she arrived at the combat preparation room.

Akagi Ritsuko, who had been waiting for a long time, dropped the tablet in her hand to the ground with a 'pop' sound, and said tremblingly: "You...what are you doing?"

"Space jump, you won't understand even if I tell you." Misato Katsuragi waved her hands. For the first time in her life, she looked down on her friend whom she had known for many years in terms of knowledge.

Akagi Ritsuko: ???
No.

What on earth is space teleportation? Can anyone explain it to her?

Rei Ayanami remained silent. She came quietly, changed into her combat uniform quietly, entered the cockpit quietly, and adapted to the LCL solution quietly.

Misato Katsuragi finally finished explaining the situation to Ritsuko Akagi.

There was a gleam of light in Ritsuko Akagi's beautiful eyes.

But this is not the time to go into details, he could only suppress his inner curiosity and introduce this enemy to Rei Ayanami.

"Zero, listen carefully. The code name of the apostle that is coming this time is 'Rain Angel'." (End of this chapter)