Liao Zhai alchemist

Chapter 49 Kidnapping
The three great immortals ate the five stone powder, and it was time to be excited.Then I was excited by the twelve taels of gold and the happy life in the future, and I couldn't wait.

"Brother! We've done this. I don't want to live such a tight life. I steal some old farmer's crops every day, and occasionally catch a chicken. What's the point of chasing a dog? If you want to do it, do it big. This vote is successful, at least it will allow us to be rich for a while."

The water mouse spoke from the bottom of his heart.

"Me too!" The white hedgehog felt that the words in his heart had been said by the water mouse, and nodded quickly.

The weasel smiled and said, "Well, let's do it together."

Just at this time, the white hedgehog asked: "But what is a woman with aura like?"

The weasel smiled confidently, and said, "I've also asked about this. Mr. Lu said that the more beautiful a human woman is, the higher her aura will be. So we just need to find beautiful ones and catch them."

When the white hedgehog heard this, he immediately said: "I know this! I know there is a beautiful woman!"

As soon as the weasel heard this, he immediately said, "Then we're going to fuck the mother!"

The three great immortals, the weasel will release poisonous smoke.This poisonous smoke is actually his poisonous fart. Once this poisonous smoke comes out, it can stun others.

Water mice are good at drilling holes.The spines on the white hedgehog can be paralyzing.

Among other things, these three immortals have inherent advantages in kidnapping.

Just do it, the three goblins left the Temple of Earth, and then the white hedgehog led the way and ran towards a farm.

The three goblins waited until night, and then the water rat opened the way. He dug a rat hole and got into the target's house, then opened the door and let in the other two accomplices.

Then the weasel farted on the sleeping man, knocking the family unconscious.In the end, one of the three goblins raised his head, his foot, and his waist.Grabbed the target and left with a 'hum chi hum chi'.

The next morning, news spread that the eldest daughter of the Li family, who was a butcher outside the city, had been abducted.

Not long after, the postman at the post station came.The head of the post guard looked at the scene, saw the open door, saw the black and small footprints, and smelled the faint smell.I understood a little bit in my heart.

He said with some melancholy: "Butcher Li, if I'm not mistaken, your daughter was taken away by a goblin."

Li Butcher, who is 1.8 meters five and weighs 220 centimeters, has a stern face, his eyes were like copper bells, and he said in disbelief, "What? My daughter was kidnapped by a goblin."

At this moment, regret, fear, sadness and other expressions flashed across his face, and then he yelled at the crying wife next to him: "I told you a long time ago, don't feed her too fat, don't feed her too much!" Too fat, you just don’t listen! Now it’s all over, the goblin also wants to find meaty meat to eat!”

When his fat daughter-in-law heard it, she cried even louder with a wow.

Butcher Li's daughter, 1.5 meters tall and weighs [-].A proper fat girl.

At this time, the fat girl hadn't woken up yet, and usually she would fall asleep before dawn.This girl is fat and sleepy, and her reputation spreads all over the country, so even if her family conditions are very good, no one is willing to come to propose marriage, she is an old girl.

The three goblins ran with her all night, and finally carried her to a cave.

The owner of the cave, a black-haired man with a high arched mouth, stared at this white and fat girl with big and small eyes.

Then he led the three goblins out of the cave.

The weasel laughed and said: "Master Zhu Zhuanfeng, do you think the woman is in line with Master Lu's wishes?"

After he finished speaking, he was punched in the face by the big man.

The poor weasel did a mid-air 360 and was knocked dizzy to the ground.

The water mouse next to him saw it, and immediately stepped forward to grab the big man's hand and begged, "Master Zhuzuanfeng, if you have something to say, what's wrong with our brothers?"

Zhu Zhuanfeng stared at his small eyes, let out a rough breath and said, "You call this person a beauty? Do you know that she is a beauty?"

Shui Mouse was stunned when he heard it. He looked at the white hedgehog shrunk into a ball of thorns next to him, and said, "Isn't this woman beautiful?"

"Beautiful! But Lord Lu doesn't want this kind of beauty! He wants the kind of beauty with the waist of a water snake, the face of a fox spirit, and the legs of bamboo poles. It is the beauty that people think is beautiful, not the beauty that you think is delicious!"

"Ah!" At this moment, the weasel, who was covering his face, stood up with a confused look on his face.

At this moment, he didn't know that this matter went wrong!He immediately said: "Zhu Zhuanfeng, we were wrong, I will find you a real beauty right now."

After speaking, the three of them walked into the cave.

"What are you doing?" Zhu Zhuanfeng suddenly said in a bad tone.

"We... let's take this human away..." Weasel said, since you don't want it, let's take it away, there's nothing wrong with that.

"Get out! Everything has come to me, and you still want to take it away?" Zhu Zhuanfeng became angry immediately, and the anger was even bigger than before, and he was about to hit him.

The three great immortals hurriedly ran away kneeling and crawling, this was a big deal.Not in vain.

After the three immortals ran away, the wild boar demon calmed down, then squeezed out an ugly smile, rubbed his hands together and laughed, "My little beauty, here I come."

The beauty that Mr. Lu thinks is completely different from the beauty that the wild boar demon thinks.In the eyes of the wild boar demon, this white and fat girl is the most beautiful in the world!
On the way back, Bai Hedgehog was beaten on the head. He said aggrievedly, "I think Butcher Li's daughter is very beautiful. Who knows that Lord Lu doesn't like it."

For the three immortals, they are not of the same species, and they cannot tell the difference between beauty and ugliness.Like you can't tell if a weasel is good looking or ugly.Maybe the weasel you think is good-looking is ugly in the weasel population.

The entrepreneurial path of the three goblins showed some signs of failure at the beginning.At this time, a giggling voice came from the side of the road.

A female ghost appeared in the shade of the trees. She stretched out her hand and beckoned to the three immortals, saying, "Are you looking for a beauty for Mr. Lu? I have a way here."

The three immortals looked over, and the female ghost showed a waist badge and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm not an outsider. I just heard your words occasionally and wanted to show you a clear way."

The three immortals looked at the female ghost's badge, and then the weasel said: "You ghost don't stay on the side of the road to harm others, why do you want to help our brothers?"

The female ghost smiled and said: "It's convenient for others and for myself. I know a lot of information about beautiful girls, don't you want to know?"

Of course I want to know!The three immortals thought so in their hearts, but they didn't say it out loud.

Seeing their appearance, the female ghost rolled her eyes and said, "Well, I'm a ghost, and it's useless to ask for gold, as long as it's done, you can get me some incense money, how about it?"

The three immortals looked at each other and nodded after listening.

　Ask for votes!Ask for collection!The new book is doing poorly.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)