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Chapter 91 Windfall
Chapter 91 Windfall
Because the program was recorded in advance, when this episode was broadcast, Bai Renzong was sitting at home, watching with Han Jiayi and Wang Bei on the sofa.
"Pfft...hahaha!" Wang Bei pointed at Bai Renzong on the TV and laughed wildly: "Lao Bai's expression is so funny! It can't be done, hahaha! It's like the empty shell left by the soul out of the body!"
"Do you think I want to go?!" Bai Renzong said angrily, "I tell you, my mother, as long as you don't agree with her wishes, she will keep stabbing you with soft knives until you are killed! You said what can I do?!"
"I don't know, but it's so funny, hahaha!" Wang Bei laughed so hard, "The program team even sent someone to shoot a few short videos of friends, but it didn't come in handy at all. None of them were played, and I introduced myself. The link is eliminated!"
"Don't force me to kill and silence..." Bai Renzong gritted his teeth and said, the veins on his forehead were throbbing.
"Oh, don't say it so scary." Wang Bei teased, "Didn't the host help you save face in the end? Those women knew that you made [-] yuan in video revenue last month, so they probably regretted it in the end? "
"Tsk, it's just for the effect of the show..." Bai Renzong rolled his eyes and said, "The host has information about male guests, and my mother wrote me a monthly salary of [-] yuan when she signed up for me. Speaking, only at the last moment did they point out those female guests, and staged a counterattack with hanging silk... These people, everything is for the ratings!"
"Did any female guests add you in private later?" Wang Bei covered her mouth and snickered.
"Yes." Bai Renzong said with a smile, "but I can't swear, so I left without saying a word to her."
The luck of the misfortune is that contemporary young people don't watch TV very much, and this program is not very popular, and there will be no videos on the Internet, so the only people who will watch this episode are his parents. Old people only.
Most of his fans won't know, but if they know...then he is no different from a dead person, and death is also death.
"Don't worry, I sympathize with you very much, and I won't say anything." Wang Bei wiped away tears, patted Bai Renzong's shoulder and smiled.
Bai Renzong glanced at Han Jiayi beside him, and asked, "Don't you take this rare opportunity to laugh at me?"
"It's nothing funny, I do sympathize with you." Han Jiayi said expressionlessly.
She didn't think it was funny at all, and she was even a little angry: What, this troll, Bai, didn't tell my family about me. He obviously went on a blind date with me at the beginning, but his mother didn't even know about me, and let him Going to a shit show like this...
"Really?" Bai Renzong asked suspiciously, frowning.
"Really." Han Jiayi squinted at him, and said calmly: "Next time my aunt calls to urge you to go on a blind date, just tell her that you are on a blind date with me. Anyway, we were also on a blind date, Sister Xiaoxiao introduced it."
"Is it possible!?" Bai Renzong asked overjoyed: This has really helped him a lot!
"Yes." Han Jiayi leaned on the armrest of the sofa with her chin resting on her side and asked, "Let's not talk about other girls, I'm still much better than those demons and ghosts in this show, right? Auntie shouldn't have any objections."
"Ah...that's great." Bai Renzong breathed a sigh of relief: "In this way, my mother will not force me to go on blind dates... To be honest, when she asked me to participate in this show, I really wanted to Just jump off that balcony!"
"You should have told her right then that you were on a blind date with me." Han Jiayi rolled his eyes at him.
"Then, I..." Bai Renzong faltered, "I was already desperate at the time, and my brain... couldn't turn around."
Han Jiayi slightly lowered her eyelids, showing a little dissatisfaction, but then said nothing.
The good news is that after the show passed, his mother hated the show "It's All About You" to the extreme, she berated the female guests for being superficial and said she would never watch it again.
After watching the short 2 minutes of Bai Renzong's appearance, Wang Bei stood up and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm going home. Although it's only 2 minutes, Lao Bai has been on TV once. wrong?"
"Go back to your home!" Bai Renzong glared at her fiercely and said, before going upstairs to his room.
He just wants to hide in his own small world now, and he doesn't want to think about it again in his life.
"Oh, it's really..." Bai Renzong covered his head sadly and sighed, then took out his phone and opened the "Connoisseur app", and clicked on the achievement column to look.
Sure enough, the achievement of "Fifty Blind Dates" jumped from "17/50" to "49/50", just one time away.
Seeing this data, Bai Renzong couldn't laugh or cry for a while.
He originally thought that he would never be able to complete this achievement in his entire life, but by accident, he was about to complete it soon...
"It can be regarded as the only harvest this time..." Bai Renzong sighed and thought to himself.
But then his heart beat suddenly faster, because he realized one thing: his blind date with Han Jiayi was not counted!
He still remembers that before his blind date with Han Jiayi, it was 16/50, but after the blind date with Yu Ruili ended, it became 17/50. However, the blind date with Han Jiayi was obviously before Yu Ruili, but the number of times he did not count.
That is to say, does he still have a chance with Han Jiayi?This girl still hasn't issued a good card to him?
Just as he was thinking wildly, the door behind him was pushed open.
"Tanzibai, do you want to play a game?" Han Jiayi asked curiously, blinking her big eyes, "It's still early anyway."
Bai Renzong's heart beat faster, he took a deep breath, turned his head to Han Jiayi and said, "Well, do you want to go out for dinner and watch a movie together some time?"
"Huh?!" Han Jiayi was stunned, her eyes widened: "Why?"
"Aren't we... on a blind date?" Bai Renzong shifted his gaze and said, "The process still has to go?"
Oh my god!Han Jiayi thought to herself in astonishment: Tong Zibai has actually opened up?Straight men also turn?
She quickly calmed down, stroked her hair, pretended not to care and said, "Yes."
She agrees!Bai Renzong was overjoyed: Connoisseur APP sincerely does not deceive me!
But his face remained calm, he cleared his throat and said, "You decide the date? Anyway, I'm free every day."
"Tomorrow will be fine." Han Jiayi smiled slightly, "It's a weekday, the restaurant won't be too busy."
"Tomorrow then." Bai Renzong took a deep breath, "I've been really sick lately, I should let myself relax."
"Then it's settled." After finishing speaking, Han Jiayi turned around and went back to her room.
This is really a nice windfall, Bai Renzong thought to himself with relief.
Judging from this "windfall", the experience on this dating show has also become bearable.
But he immediately remembered one thing: Isn't this girl going to play a game?why did you leave?
When Han Jiayi returned to her room, she immediately opened her closet.
"Hey, what clothes should I wear to go out tomorrow? Don't dress too flirtatiously..." Han Jiayi murmured joyfully, "This straight guy, did he become enlightened after participating in a blind date show? Sure enough, he found out that I'm more handsome than you?" How about those women? Huh!"
(End of this chapter)
Because the program was recorded in advance, when this episode was broadcast, Bai Renzong was sitting at home, watching with Han Jiayi and Wang Bei on the sofa.
"Pfft...hahaha!" Wang Bei pointed at Bai Renzong on the TV and laughed wildly: "Lao Bai's expression is so funny! It can't be done, hahaha! It's like the empty shell left by the soul out of the body!"
"Do you think I want to go?!" Bai Renzong said angrily, "I tell you, my mother, as long as you don't agree with her wishes, she will keep stabbing you with soft knives until you are killed! You said what can I do?!"
"I don't know, but it's so funny, hahaha!" Wang Bei laughed so hard, "The program team even sent someone to shoot a few short videos of friends, but it didn't come in handy at all. None of them were played, and I introduced myself. The link is eliminated!"
"Don't force me to kill and silence..." Bai Renzong gritted his teeth and said, the veins on his forehead were throbbing.
"Oh, don't say it so scary." Wang Bei teased, "Didn't the host help you save face in the end? Those women knew that you made [-] yuan in video revenue last month, so they probably regretted it in the end? "
"Tsk, it's just for the effect of the show..." Bai Renzong rolled his eyes and said, "The host has information about male guests, and my mother wrote me a monthly salary of [-] yuan when she signed up for me. Speaking, only at the last moment did they point out those female guests, and staged a counterattack with hanging silk... These people, everything is for the ratings!"
"Did any female guests add you in private later?" Wang Bei covered her mouth and snickered.
"Yes." Bai Renzong said with a smile, "but I can't swear, so I left without saying a word to her."
The luck of the misfortune is that contemporary young people don't watch TV very much, and this program is not very popular, and there will be no videos on the Internet, so the only people who will watch this episode are his parents. Old people only.
Most of his fans won't know, but if they know...then he is no different from a dead person, and death is also death.
"Don't worry, I sympathize with you very much, and I won't say anything." Wang Bei wiped away tears, patted Bai Renzong's shoulder and smiled.
Bai Renzong glanced at Han Jiayi beside him, and asked, "Don't you take this rare opportunity to laugh at me?"
"It's nothing funny, I do sympathize with you." Han Jiayi said expressionlessly.
She didn't think it was funny at all, and she was even a little angry: What, this troll, Bai, didn't tell my family about me. He obviously went on a blind date with me at the beginning, but his mother didn't even know about me, and let him Going to a shit show like this...
"Really?" Bai Renzong asked suspiciously, frowning.
"Really." Han Jiayi squinted at him, and said calmly: "Next time my aunt calls to urge you to go on a blind date, just tell her that you are on a blind date with me. Anyway, we were also on a blind date, Sister Xiaoxiao introduced it."
"Is it possible!?" Bai Renzong asked overjoyed: This has really helped him a lot!
"Yes." Han Jiayi leaned on the armrest of the sofa with her chin resting on her side and asked, "Let's not talk about other girls, I'm still much better than those demons and ghosts in this show, right? Auntie shouldn't have any objections."
"Ah...that's great." Bai Renzong breathed a sigh of relief: "In this way, my mother will not force me to go on blind dates... To be honest, when she asked me to participate in this show, I really wanted to Just jump off that balcony!"
"You should have told her right then that you were on a blind date with me." Han Jiayi rolled his eyes at him.
"Then, I..." Bai Renzong faltered, "I was already desperate at the time, and my brain... couldn't turn around."
Han Jiayi slightly lowered her eyelids, showing a little dissatisfaction, but then said nothing.
The good news is that after the show passed, his mother hated the show "It's All About You" to the extreme, she berated the female guests for being superficial and said she would never watch it again.
After watching the short 2 minutes of Bai Renzong's appearance, Wang Bei stood up and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm going home. Although it's only 2 minutes, Lao Bai has been on TV once. wrong?"
"Go back to your home!" Bai Renzong glared at her fiercely and said, before going upstairs to his room.
He just wants to hide in his own small world now, and he doesn't want to think about it again in his life.
"Oh, it's really..." Bai Renzong covered his head sadly and sighed, then took out his phone and opened the "Connoisseur app", and clicked on the achievement column to look.
Sure enough, the achievement of "Fifty Blind Dates" jumped from "17/50" to "49/50", just one time away.
Seeing this data, Bai Renzong couldn't laugh or cry for a while.
He originally thought that he would never be able to complete this achievement in his entire life, but by accident, he was about to complete it soon...
"It can be regarded as the only harvest this time..." Bai Renzong sighed and thought to himself.
But then his heart beat suddenly faster, because he realized one thing: his blind date with Han Jiayi was not counted!
He still remembers that before his blind date with Han Jiayi, it was 16/50, but after the blind date with Yu Ruili ended, it became 17/50. However, the blind date with Han Jiayi was obviously before Yu Ruili, but the number of times he did not count.
That is to say, does he still have a chance with Han Jiayi?This girl still hasn't issued a good card to him?
Just as he was thinking wildly, the door behind him was pushed open.
"Tanzibai, do you want to play a game?" Han Jiayi asked curiously, blinking her big eyes, "It's still early anyway."
Bai Renzong's heart beat faster, he took a deep breath, turned his head to Han Jiayi and said, "Well, do you want to go out for dinner and watch a movie together some time?"
"Huh?!" Han Jiayi was stunned, her eyes widened: "Why?"
"Aren't we... on a blind date?" Bai Renzong shifted his gaze and said, "The process still has to go?"
Oh my god!Han Jiayi thought to herself in astonishment: Tong Zibai has actually opened up?Straight men also turn?
She quickly calmed down, stroked her hair, pretended not to care and said, "Yes."
She agrees!Bai Renzong was overjoyed: Connoisseur APP sincerely does not deceive me!
But his face remained calm, he cleared his throat and said, "You decide the date? Anyway, I'm free every day."
"Tomorrow will be fine." Han Jiayi smiled slightly, "It's a weekday, the restaurant won't be too busy."
"Tomorrow then." Bai Renzong took a deep breath, "I've been really sick lately, I should let myself relax."
"Then it's settled." After finishing speaking, Han Jiayi turned around and went back to her room.
This is really a nice windfall, Bai Renzong thought to himself with relief.
Judging from this "windfall", the experience on this dating show has also become bearable.
But he immediately remembered one thing: Isn't this girl going to play a game?why did you leave?
When Han Jiayi returned to her room, she immediately opened her closet.
"Hey, what clothes should I wear to go out tomorrow? Don't dress too flirtatiously..." Han Jiayi murmured joyfully, "This straight guy, did he become enlightened after participating in a blind date show? Sure enough, he found out that I'm more handsome than you?" How about those women? Huh!"
(End of this chapter)
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