palm river mountain

Chapter 222
Duan Yi looked up and shouted in her heart that it was not good.

She dodged suddenly, and stood behind Cheng Qiong with lightning speed.

The embarrassed Cheng Qiong pushed aside his messy hair and was waiting to see Duan Yi being thrown in the face by a pigeon, but he didn't expect this unexpected scene.

He wanted to run away, but the pigeon had already arrived, and it landed on his body like a hailstorm.

If he could die on the spot by shouting "I'm dead" three times, Cheng Qiong felt that he had already yelled three hundred sentences!

He shook his body expressionlessly, but these homing pigeons are the most fearless of people. The two on top of his head pecked at his head with their sharp beaks, just like the king of birds, took its little brother , fell to the ground, and screamed.

Cheng Qiong took a sip, spat out a bird feather stuck to his mouth, and heard Duan Yi say quietly behind him, "You still need to work hard for your lightness skills! If this is not a pigeon, but an arrow, then you Already dead."

Cheng Qiong was furious when he heard this, and the evil wind blowing by Duan Papi was even more bitter than the north wind he blew when he was begging on the street.

He thought, and turned around angrily, paying attention to everyone's reactions from the corner of his eye.

"I am General Wen", Cheng Qiong said the first word "I" loudly, but when it came to the word, it became softer.

I saw Duan Yi standing behind him with a piece of pigeon feathers on her head.

He stretched out his hand angrily, and pulled the hair off Duan Yi's head, half of the anger in his heart disappeared, and Duan Yi still had a conscience.

Did not embarrass him alone!

That's right, she is a little girl, no matter how heroic she is on weekdays, she also has a heart for beauty, how could she want to be poked at the head by pigeons!
"General Wen is also a general! You didn't win the first prize, how dare you get involved with Wen!"

Duan Yi said with a look of contempt.

Cheng Qiong took a deep breath!

He was wrong!Duan Papi's face was thicker than the steamed buns in the pot, how could she feel ashamed.

What a little girl she is!
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Duan Yi pointing at the pigeon on the ground, "I shot that snake and chased you for several days. It's really not a thing. Don't worry, I will avenge you today."

"There's also this pigeon, who doesn't have any sharp eyesight, even our General Wen Cheng Qiong dared to bully him, so he must stew it today!"

Thinking about it, Duan Yi turned her head and shouted towards the newly built kitchen, "Lao Niu, let Cheng Qiong stew his enemy today. Snake and pigeon are really dragon and phoenix soup!"

The old cow came out with a big spoon in his hand and responded with a smile, "That's great!"

Cheng Qiongguang thought about it, and suddenly felt his stomach was overwhelmed, and even yesterday's overnight meal was about to vomit.

Duan Yi saw that he was extremely angry, so she glanced at him and walked towards the meeting hall.

"Zhiqiao, help me get the letters on the pigeons. Send them all at once. I don't think there is anything important." Duan Yi said, feeling a little guilty in her heart. These days, she is drawing pictures to build a house, it's like a fish has entered Water, I don't know how happy I am.

How can I still remember the three words "reporting safety" that Cui Zigeng asked Wan before leaving Jiangnan...

Don't even think about it, where do the pigeons in this family come from?

Cheng Qiong took a look, and followed in with a dark face. Seeing that the two were about to come in a storm, Wei Meng scratched his head, followed, and sat down on the threshold.

Duan Yi picked up the kettle on the table and poured a cup of tea for Cheng Qiong, "Chuanqiong tea, it's smooth. Don't make yourself mad."

"You know why Wei Meng and I raided you every day, so it's annoyed, and we persisted for five days..."

Cheng Qiong's temperament came and went quickly, and after listening to Duan Yi's earnest words, he said angrily, "I know that."

It's just that Zhou Daoyuan's human nature is old-fashioned. When they were in the Zhou family, they behaved well and behaved like a gentleman in everything.

Now that the days are so frantic, he is about to lose all his poise.

Duan Yi saw through his thoughts, and said seriously, "It's different today, we have fewer people, and we have bandits under our command, so we can't use the conventional tactics in the military book. In almost every war, we win more with less." .”

"Under such circumstances, it sounds better to see the sword go slanted, and it sounds meaner and wretched. This is the way we win. Gentleman's demeanor or something, we have all kinds of demeanor when we win, but what's the use of demeanor when we lose ?”

Duan Yi said, clearing her throat, "It's not like we're settling down here. Although we have a little savings, we can't just sit and eat. Then we will leave it to you to arrange the first robbery in our village!"

Cheng Qiong stood up abruptly, and looked at Duan Yi in disbelief, "A robbery? We are soldiers, not bandits!"

As Cheng Qiong thought, he felt a fiery gaze coming from the door, he turned his head, and saw Wei Meng, who was playing the door god at the door in a panic before, his eyes were now as bright as lanterns in the hands of a watchman at night!
After waiting for thousands of years, I finally got your little expression...

In this cottage, he is the only one who is an upright gentleman!Cheng Qiong was heartbroken!

Duan Yi looked Cheng Qiong up and down, and saw that he couldn't help wrapping his shirt tightly, and leaned back, "What the hell are you thinking?"

Duan Yi chuckled, "You make money to support the cottage, we punish the evil and promote the good, and rob the evil people who pass by, choose one of the two."

Cheng Qiong took a deep breath, and said decisively and quickly, "These bastards have practiced behind closed doors for several days. It's time to let them go out and listen to what is meant by orders and prohibitions. Actual combat is the best drill!"

"Now is the time to recruit soldiers and horses. We have to let the people around know that this Qingniu Mountain has changed. It is no longer a bully and bandit, but a righteous teacher who robs the rich and helps the poor, punishes evil and promotes good!"

"Only when the reputation is spread, will there be people to vote for!"

Cheng Qiong spoke very fast, and said again, "I just want to see if Wu Gong can be an excellent scout. Now we are an army and not a bandit, so we have to plan a robbery... No, it's not a robbery!"

Cheng Qiong shook his head, "It should be called fighting! We are just going to win a battle and get back our spoils!"

Duan Yi listened, stunned for a while, she couldn't help giving Cheng Qiong a thumbs up.

"As expected of a literary general!" Like her, Duan Yi can only fool others, but Cheng Qiong can fool himself!Really great!

Cheng Qiong stood up and straightened his uncombed hair, "I think you are scolding me!"

Duan Yi laughed out loud, "How could it be? When I scold someone, ten Zhou Gongjin can be pissed off. Haven't you experienced it? This is a compliment."

Cheng Qiong suddenly remembered the nonsense about him being pregnant with Cui Zigeng's child on the battlefield, and he took a deep breath.

"So, I'll go down and deploy," he said, and walked towards the door. Wei Meng saw it and followed excitedly.

As soon as Cheng Qiong went out, he sighed, looked down at his clothes, and then at the pile of pigeons.

Forget it, if he is under Cui Zigeng's command, maybe he has to help his pigeons shovel shit, why not rob... No, it's better to punish the evil and promote the good, and take the spoils.

(End of this chapter)