palm river mountain

Chapter 261 You Hire Me For The Funeral
As soon as the two entered the garden, Duan Yi turned her head away with red eyes.

Although Su Yun was confused, she followed her example and turned her head to the other side.

"Duan San, what's the matter? Could it be that the Chicken Essence has some kind of spell that prevents it from looking directly into its eyes?" Or they don't look straight ahead?

Duan Yi shook her head, "Envy makes people ugly. We eat bamboo shoots in Qingniu Mountain, and it eats bird's nest in Xiangyang City!"

Su Yun nodded heavily, "I don't like to eat bird's nest. When I was young, my mother used it to bathe me, and I ate it later. It's like drinking bath water... When I saw it this time, I felt like eating bird's nest. Grab food!"

Duan Yi had a heart attack.

She thought she was God's daughter, but she didn't expect that God was her stepmother!

If she hadn't stared at the word Xiangyang on the door for a long time when she entered the city, she would really have thought that this was in the south of the Yangtze River.

In this chicken garden, there is a scene in three steps, a poem in five steps, pavilions and pavilions, birds singing and flowers fragrant.

On the vast grassland, groups of three or five old hens were strolling in the yard, clucking and clucking from time to time.

This is not called eye opening!
I saw a pavilion in the center of the garden, and inside that pavilion, a hot spring was steaming.On the top of the hot spring pool, a thick layer of petals soaked.

Two maidservants in snow-white gauze were soaking in it, carefully bathing a big rooster.

In front of the pavilion, one is playing the piano, the other is playing the flute, and the other is spinning and jumping, dancing Huxuan dance.

What does it mean that a man is not as good as a chicken!
This fellow Tian Chuying is really mentally ill!
When she goes back to Fushui, Cheng Qiong will play the piano, and Xu Yi will dance with the executioner's beheading dance with a big gold ring knife!
Duan Yi thought silently, took out five big coins from her sleeve pocket, and tossed them casually.

The five living people in the garden fell to the ground and passed out.

The big rooster named Pixia landed in the hot spring pool and thumped uncontrollably.

Duan Yi took a stride, rushed over, picked up the two girls who fell into the water, and threw them on the shore.

She stretched out her hand and grabbed the big rooster's wings firmly. Seeing this, the big cock opened its mouth and was about to yelp. Duan Yi snapped her fingers, and the rooster stopped moving for an instant.

Su Yun, who was in the shadow, ran out with bright eyes, "As expected of Duan Yi! Even the chicken is knocked out!"

Duan Yi was ashamed, not only could she knock the chicken out, she could also behead the chicken!

Just as she was thinking, she moved her ears and said in a low voice, "Here we come!"

Su Yun nodded, and quickly separated from Duan Yi. The two found the hidden place and hid.

After a while, the garden door opened, and a cursing voice came in, "Have you washed Pixia? Tian Laoqi is simply a lunatic, just a chicken. If you raise it as a human, you can become a fairy. Eat it." Can't Gu worms succeed?"

"Daydreaming is really getting more and more absurd!"

The man smelled of alcohol, and he was holding a little girl about fifteen or sixteen years old in his arms.

The little girl was born as white as glutinous rice balls, her cheeks were bulging with a bit of baby fat, and her eyes were watery, like a wet puppy running away from home. She looked around and saw the girl by the hot spring pool at a glance. The scene, clapping hands happily.

"Dead, dead! Don't move!"

Duan Yi, who was hiding in the tree, looked at it, and suddenly remembered what that Ren Yazi said, Master Liu likes good-looking fools the most...

"What's dead? Unlucky thing! If the chicken is dead, Tian Laoqi doesn't know why he will go crazy!"

While talking, an old man with his right eye wrapped in a black cloth came in.

His name is Liu Sheng, and among the five generals in Xiangyang, he is responsible for patrolling the city.

The rooster Pixia in this garden is the one he needs to take care of most, almost every night, he has to come over to inspect it.

Duan Yi squatted on the tree, thinking about what she had heard from Du Juan before, she clenched the spear in her hand.

She and Su Yun wouldn't have traveled such a long distance just because of the same poultry.

Killing chickens is not as interesting as killing animals!
As she was thinking, she suddenly heard a clucking sound next to her. She turned her head and saw a yellow reed hen standing next to her. The hen looked at the half-dead Pixia in her hand, and came up to peck it fiercely. .

look!Jealousy makes people ugly!

She thought, put that Pixia on the tree, and stabbed at the one-eyed dragon who entered the door with a spear in her hand. At the same time, Su Yun, who was hiding on the other side, also flew out tacitly, towards Liu Sheng stabs.

The one-eyed dragon was terrified, and slammed the little girl in his arms in the direction of Duan Yi's spear, then turned around, picked up the crescent shovel, and greeted Su Yun.

"The last person who turned his back on me, the grave tree broke through the sky!"

As Duan Yi said, the spear shook and moved half a foot in the air, avoiding the little girl, and stabbing towards the pocket of the one-eyed dragon's vest.

Since Su Yun joined the Jiannan Army, he also learned the Gu family's marksmanship.

They have fought side by side for several years, and that kind of tacit understanding is almost to the point where they know what tricks the other party will use without making eye contact.

Su Yun saw that Duan Yi moved half a foot, revealing a flaw, and moved his position. Cyclops only thought that Duan Yi was being caught by the little girl, and wanted to kill him first, and then turned around to deal with Duan Yi. .

Seeing that he was defeated, he hurriedly took advantage of the victory to pursue, followed Su Yun's footsteps, and moved half a foot.

When he stood still, there was a gust of wind coming from behind, but he couldn't dodge it in time. Duan Yi's spear pierced straight into his back vest.

Su Yun in the front hardly thought about it, sealed his throat with a gun, stuck out his tongue at Liu Sheng, and made a grimace, "Fool! I just moved you to make it easier for my family, Duan Yi, to stab you!"

"It's true that I will lose to you with one move!"

As soon as Su Yun's words fell, he and Duan Yi pulled out their spears at the same time, and Liu Sheng swayed and fell to the ground, his eyes wide open, and he was already dead.

The silly girl at the side watched, pointed at Liu Sheng's body happily, and imitated Su Yun's words, and shouted, "Fool!"

Su Yun couldn't bear to look at her, stepped forward, chopped her unconscious with a knife in his hand.

"You brought Liu Sheng's body. I'll get the chicken. Let's leave the city quickly! If he's here to get the chicken, if he hasn't gone out for a long time, the soldiers patrolling the city in the alley should come find him."

Su Yun nodded, without saying a word, together with Duan Yi, his figure flashed and disappeared into the vast night.

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The night was getting deeper and deeper.

The soldiers guarding the city on the tower stood on tiptoes, looked into the city, and shook their heads, "What happened again? It looks like a mess! It's been two days!"

The older soldier standing next to him yelled at him, "I don't want to live anymore! When will no one lose their head in this city? Even if they sneezed, they might be killed by the patrolling army!"

As he spoke, he glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, but turned his head suddenly and looked towards the gate of the city.

I saw a road of carriages and horses, from far to near!

On the leading carriage, there was a large black coffin...

A little girl in a fiery red dress was sitting on the coffin lid, raising the paper money in her hands.

"Your surname is Jia! By order of my lord, Duan Yi, I am here to attend the funeral of Xiangyang Tian Chuying!"

The soldier on the tower was horrified, he kicked the little soldier next to him, "Quick, quick, go and report!"

Sitting on the coffin lid, Duan Yi tore off the chicken leg from the tribute plate, threw it to Su Yun, pulled off the remaining chicken leg, and began to bite.

"Old Jia, don't tremble, you will lose!"

Lao Jia took a deep breath, looked at Duan Yi and Su Yun, who were eating happily, and wished to clink glasses, and covered his heart, "I'll return the money for selling ourselves, let's not wait here to be shot Can it be made into a sieve?"

(End of this chapter)