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Chapter 93 (93) He is constipated and farts stinky and stinky

Ji Cheng took out the key, hooked the copper lock, and was just about to open the door when Xia Yao blocked his way.

She stared at him, said decisively, "Jicheng, I know you are a juren now, but if you can't do me wrong, little dog, I won't let you go!"

"Okay!" Ji Cheng took advantage of his height, looked down at the other party, and nodded slightly.

On the surface, he was calm and self-sufficient, but secretly smiled helplessly.

Now, his little lady is amazing!
Not only is the prince backing her, but she also has an older sister!

The little lady saved two dying people one after another, but she didn't know what fate it was...

The young man has a handsome posture and a calm expression. The eyes under the handsome eyebrows are deep and deep. He doesn't look like a literary scholar, but more like a person who holds a lot of power and makes decisions.

When Xia Ou came back from the outside, what worried her most was her own horse. There was no need to worry about Hongzao being ridden by the admiral, but Liufeng and Shunliu were still at home!

She went straight to the backyard.

The little pony was nestling under the pomegranate tree, gnawing the pomegranate aggrievedly.

When it heard the sound of the door opening, its ears trembled, and as soon as it looked up and saw Ma Niang, it immediately leaned over and snarled, as if complaining that it was hungry and thin.

Shun Liu came running over, but she gained a lot of weight after not seeing her for a few days, so she didn't feel wronged and ate a lot of fruit.

Thanks to these fruit trees...

Xia Ou hurriedly thickened Liufeng's goat's milk, boiled a large pot of vegetable paste, and fed it to the family's hairy child.

Simply put, the horses at home are not in the habit of keeping them closed, and the trees planted in the courtyard are all edible, otherwise wouldn’t they starve to death?
Jujube also came over to have a meal, and even licked the basin clean.

How can the weeds outside be as delicious as the vegetables at home?

Xia Yao helped her younger sister tidy up the house together, and cooked sumptuous meals for her.

I thought that the meal for four people was well cooked, but I didn't expect that the little dog was almost seventy percent full after eating.

Ji Chen went to wash the dishes after eating, and then went back to the study to study his homework, and arranged his time in an orderly manner.

Xia Ou sat lazily after dinner, picked her teeth with her small hands, and said, "Sister Yao's cooking skills are great, but the amount is too small. Xiao Ou can at least eat two more bowls... hiccup!"

"Little Gouzi, the concubines of the Ji family are all beautiful, but do you know how they maintain their beauty?"

Xia Yao spoke with a lot of heart and soul.

Na Jicheng was born with Zhilan Yushu and was full of talents, but now he is not well-known. Once he makes further progress in his career, there will be as many women rushing forward as crucian carp crossing the river.

She was worried about her sister...

Xia Ou squinted her eyes, her small appearance was extremely relaxed, and said, "Hi...how did you manage?"

"Not to mention those arty talents of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but in terms of diet alone, I don't eat after noon every day. Once I grow a little meat, I will be so scared that I will be so scared that I dare not eat another grain of rice for a few days."

Xia Yao spoke sincerely, and added another sentence, "Besides, if those nuns in charge know that they are fat, then the only thing left is to drink cold water!"

"Pfft~" Xia Ou took a sip of the bean juice, rubbed Xiao Man's waist, and let out another loud fart.

"A good skin is not as good as a temperament these days. Xiaolian's temperament is there, and the silence is worse than the sound, and some women have good skin, but apart from a skin, they have no content, and the people they attract are only superficial!
Therefore, Xiao Ou chooses to cultivate her inner self and strengthen her heart! "

Xia Yao: "..."

This is not a strong heart, it is obviously a precursor to a broad-minded and fat body.

But as the little girl's older sister, she still has to persuade her.

"As the saying goes: marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog, marry a monkey..."

Xia Ou proudly held her head high, patted her small breasts, raised her eyebrows, and said confidently, "Why do you marry a chicken and follow a chicken, marry a dog and follow a dog, and marry a monkey and run all over the mountains?

I am Vanves!
In my eyes, if you marry a chicken, you will be reborn from the ashes and become a phoenix; if you marry a dog, you will also turn into a sky dog, which is frightening; if you marry a monkey, you will also be the Monkey King !
If a woman can't even control her own man in this life, how can she talk about happiness? "

"See if you can do it, how come it's not like the wind rises, soaring up to [-] miles?

My sister told you that three years ago in Jicheng, there was not a single matchmaker in eight villages who had not been to the door. If Uncle Ji hadn't been dignified and prudent, Jicheng might have even made a baby-marriage. "

Xia Ou swayed her calves lazily and tilted her head, frightened.

"Oh, sister Yao, that was before. When Xiao Ou married him, no one wanted him. If he hadn't begged me, Xiao Ou would have looked down on him!"

Xia Yao: "..." I haven't seen her for many years, and my sister has another habit of bragging.

The more Xia Ou talked, the more energetic she became, and she spoke boldly.

"Let me tell you this, Xiao Lizi is also a normal man. Although he looks like a dog, he farts, picks his feet, snores, hiccups, picks his nose... everything is fine.

By the way, he is also constipated, and farts stinky and stinky...

On top of that, he has bad breath..."

"Little Lizi?"

When Xia Yao looked up, she saw her brother-in-law holding a scroll, standing at the window of the small building, looking towards them, hurriedly reminded her.

"Cough...cough...cough!"

Immediately, Xia Ou rolled her eyes and took a quick glance at the direction Xia Yao was looking at.

Immediately, my heart trembled.

She slowly sat up straight...

The conversation turned sharply and made a 180-degree turn.

"But even if he picks his feet, farts, picks his nostrils, and snores while sleeping, Xiao Lotus still likes him. Even if he becomes sloppy and out of shape in the future, I will like him more and more, because he is the only one who loves me.

The encounter between me and my husband is like the ebb and flow of the tide. No matter how the stars move, we will still meet, know each other and love each other under the guidance of fate.

Being able to marry him in this life is my greatest blessing! "

Saying that, Xia Ou glanced at the window lattice again, saw that the admiral was still standing there, smiled wryly, raised her arms and picked up the small bowl filled with soy milk, milky white soy milk poured down and fell into her mouth.

It was soy milk, but she drank it like a decapitated wine.

"Hi... hey, life is like a dream, love is bewitching!"

Drinking in a hurry, she hiccupped again, and she changed it to "ah" to cover it up. She felt that it was a little bit abrupt, so she still felt it and sent it out.

"Lady, it's late at night, come and rest!" An indifferent voice sounded.

"Husband, here we come!" Xia Ou was silent, not daring to say any more, frowning nervously, and walked upstairs.

She pushed open the door anxiously, and the dim light filled the room.

The beautiful figure hiding in the darkness has nothing to hide, and even all the subtle expressions on her small face are exposed under the eyes of the admiral.

Immediately, Xia Ou smiled and said sweetly, "Husband, Xiao Ou made your bed!"

　The little lotus root said sweetly and glutinously: "Please ask for tickets, please ask for Doudou!"

　　Lord Admiral raised the corners of his lips slightly: "Reward!"

　　
　
(End of this chapter)