The road of the farmer's fortune and the imperial examination

Chapter 428 Write a couplet for the toilet
"Brother Min laughed, brother Min is so talented, it's hard for me to flatter you!" Yan Huan was sure of Min Feng's talent and learning. He glanced at Gu Chengyu. Almost.

"Then I'll make a fool of myself." Min Feng seemed to have a plan in mind, and asked the girl to prepare the pen and ink, spread out the paper on the table, and thought for a while before writing.

Yan Huan smiled wryly, his pair was good, but compared with Min Feng, he was not sure.

Huang Junheng was naturally flattering to Min Feng, so he hurried up to watch.

"The Shanglian is that there are beautiful mountains and rivers, beautiful wind and beautiful moon, and there are also beautiful people and good deeds, adding to the eternal story. Brother Min really did not disappoint me. I still like this Shanglian very much."

This time, Huang Junheng really felt that the couplets were well written, and he sincerely praised them.In fact, he was also dissatisfied with Min Feng.Uncle Biao said that Min Feng was better than him in everything, so he naturally felt uncomfortable hearing that.

His uncle valued Min Feng very much. With Min Feng's talent, he must be able to get a Jinshi and rank, and he is flexible and scheming.If you cultivate it well, you will have a great future in the court.

In fact, he knew that this was only part of the reason.Isn't it because Min Feng's temperament is very similar to his cousin?His cousin felt that Min Feng was ambitious and resourceful, much better than him.Huang Junheng was very reluctant to ask him to take care of Min Feng.

"Quick! The second line is out." Just as Huang Junheng was thinking wildly, he heard someone call the second line again.Hurry up to restrain your emotions and look at the next link.

"There are many idiots and idiots in the world, who are infatuated with dreams, and more infatuated with infatuation. There are several generations of idiots. This couplet is on par with brother Yan. The artistic conception expressed by the two is different."

After hearing this, Gu Chengyu couldn't help commenting with Zheng Lun: "Brother Yan's is more free and easy, while Senior Brother Min's is an idiot who expresses time. The meanings expressed by the two are different. I think each has its own merits."

Zheng Lun also nodded in agreement, and then said: "You go up and write a copy too!"

Gu Chengyu shook his head, "No! This is not a competition."

Zheng Lun couldn't laugh or cry, Gu Chengyu was very lazy.He has always been indifferent to these things, but in fact, he also knows Gu Chengyu's thoughts, he just feels that his reputation has already been spread, so there is no need to add icing on the cake.

Later, two more couplets were written, while Yu Ting huddled in his seat, pretending to have drunk a few more glasses, leaning against the girl beside him, squinting his eyes slightly.

"Yu Ting! Look, I don't know that you have improved so much recently. No wonder my father always compares me with you. If you come to make a pair, I can teach everyone how to appreciate it!" Zhu Pang saw Yu Ting I intend to be a shrinking turtle, and I don't really want to let him go.

Hearing Zhu Pang's voice, Yu Ting bit his cheek bitterly.

Some students already know something about the ink in Ting's belly, and now they are waiting to see his jokes.

"Brother Yu! Jiangcai's poem made us all admire, and Brother Yu accidentally came up with a pair, which opened our eyes."

There was a smile on the corner of Huang Junheng's mouth, he was not afraid of Yu Ting, his uncle had power over the court, so what about the Minister of the Ministry of Officials?
Yu Ting's face turned red, Qiqi Ai said: "I don't have any interest in the next pair, so I won't participate."

As soon as Yu Ting finished speaking, someone showed disdain.Most of the scholars are arrogant and arrogant. They dare to be angry and dare not speak out about Ting's incompetence.However, everyone didn't say anything more.

"Junior Brother Gu, why don't you write a copy too! Although this is not very popular, it can also add to the fun!" Yan Huan really wanted to ask Gu Chengyu to match him, he admired Gu Chengyu's literary talent very much.

When writing couplets, he was still very confident, and he also intended to compete with Gu Chengyu.

Gu Chengyu was not very interested in this, so he wanted to refuse.Unexpectedly, Yu Ting spoke up. He naturally disliked Gu Chengyu who ruined his good deeds.

"Although the couplets you wrote for Tianxiang Pavilion here are good, they are not difficult. How about this!" Seeing that everyone's eyes were on him, Yu Ting was very proud, then he dug a hole for Gu Chengyu and paused deliberately, Let's sell it.

"I don't know what amusing idea brother Yu has thought of, why don't you tell me." Some people are interested, anyway, they must be here today to watch the fun, the more interesting the better.

Gu Chengyu smiled, and when Yu Ting said it, he glanced at him twice, he knew that he was digging a hole for him.But is he afraid?No matter what kind of bad idea he came up with, he would do whatever he sees.

Seeing that everyone was waiting eagerly, Yu Ting finally said his idea, but after saying this, everyone was silent, and some even showed contempt.

As expected, Yu Ting didn't read much and was extremely vulgar.

Xi Yan shook her head, she didn't expect Yu Ting to come up with such a method.All the people present here are scholars, no matter how poor the girls are, they also have a little bit of literary skills. When we get together, of course we will talk about romantic affairs. This Mr. Yu is still the son of a Shangshu family, why is there no demeanor of your son?

Gu Chengyu was very calm, Shi Shiran put the wine glass on the table, and Hua Lian on the side quickly refilled the wine.

The pair of beautiful eyes she looked at Gu Chengyu were still full of affection, which made Gu Chengyu extremely uncomfortable, and she kept complaining in her heart. The girl next to him had been staring at him for two or three hours, with strange eyes.

Everyone was a little silent, and some people couldn't help standing up to stop them.

"I'm a scholar all my life, how can I say such a vulgar thing? Let's change it!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Pang first rolled his eyes.Scholars are hypocritical, but this time he didn't think Yu Ting's words were vulgar.

Isn't this all the truth?Who doesn't take a shit?Just write a toilet!However, he had some expectations in his heart, he wanted to see how these scholars would make such a response?
Gu Chengyu looked at Yu Ting's provocative eyes and didn't understand how he survived till now.If he wasn't the son of the Shangshu family, he would have been beaten to death long ago.

Yes, Yu Ting's proposal was to write a couplet on the toilet.None of the scholars here want to hang their couplets on the toilet.

Besides, the couplets on the toilet are so easy to write?To write badly is vulgar, and to write well, they don't have a clue for a while.

"Cough! Humans eat whole grains, vulgarity is elegance! However, it's Gu Shidi's turn, why don't you make a bet with Gu Shidi, how about it?"

Huang Junheng's eyes lit up suddenly, and he also thought of a good idea.Yu Ting saw that Gu Chengyu was not pleasing to the eye, and felt that Gu Chengyu was blocking his good deeds, so let them fight!

Seeing that they didn't need to participate by themselves, everyone hurriedly booed.

"Brother Huang's words are so true! Why don't you ask Gu Jieyuan to write a copy, and then give everyone a review, if the praise is unanimous, Brother Yu will lose." Someone suggested at this moment.

"Very good! However, since it is a bet, there is always a winner or loser. This idea was brought up by Brother Yu, if not, let Brother Yu give another prize."

Then, the atmosphere became heated.Everyone, you say, I say, they have long ignored the two righteous masters, Gu Chengyu and Yu Ting.

(End of this chapter)