Nogizaka's Synchronized Coincidence

Chapter 15 The Poisoned Sister
After lunch and a break, the recording of the program started again in the afternoon. The content of this episode is the various reactions of the members. The guests are Ryu Uejima and Katsuhiro Higo from the comedian group Ostrich Club.

As always, I watch the VTR first. Although I have experienced it personally, Kurokawa Aoi also enjoys watching the clips of other members, especially the various collapses and reactions that are rarely seen.

The first is the clip of the Mount Fuji roller coaster. Just as Kurokawa Aoi thought, the Mai-like footage remained, but her own was not broadcast because it was too common.The most tragic one was Ikkuma sauce. From the moment she got on the roller coaster, she began to cry heartbreakingly. Nanamin, who was trying to comfort her, was helpless, and then her soul went out of her body and ascended to heaven.

Of course, Bananaman and the guests will not let go of these opportunities. While teaching the members how to make interesting reactions, they also ridicule and complain about them, contributing a wealth of program effects.

The second segment is the haunted house in the maze of horror. In addition to the expected cries and screams, the more interesting one is that when Nanamin escapes, it is comparable to the speed of Fujiwara Takumi's AE86 in Akinayama.

There is also the correspondence between the lion's roar skill of Sala Ling and the facial paralysis salt of Qingtang, which is also a sense of joy and satisfaction.But the most memorable ones are Mai's Dogeza and the duo of Aoi and Mai.Mai Shiraishi played the role of the ostrich throughout the whole process, with her eyes closed tightly clinging to Aoi's body like an octopus, becoming the screamer.And Aoi Kurokawa, like the president of the business patrol, looked at the employees who worked hard to play the zombies, saying "you have worked hard" all the way.

After being commented by the guests, the reaction test part of the program entered the scene according to the script, which is also a common bursting balloon in variety shows.

The selected members take turns to hold the balloon that is continuously inflated and bigger, and at the same time, they have to watch Himura's actions to prompt and answer the correct answer. Of course, the key point is to see who is the unlucky guy who explodes with the balloon in the end.

The victim in the first round was Ikkuma. The moment the balloon exploded, he covered his ears and fell to the ground. The other members also sat on the ground screaming. Only Huahua couldn't help clapping her hands and laughing in excitement.Kurokawa Aoi didn't have much fear of these emotions, but she also gave a slightly exaggerated reaction. How can I say that the focus of this episode is on the word "reaction". The reaction is flat or has no bright spots. In the end, it can only be abandoned.

At the beginning of the second round, when Shira-san said that the guest Uejima-san would participate in the game, Kurokawa Aoi knew that he must be the last one holding the balloon that would explode. Isn't this just a demonstration textbook.

She guessed the beginning correctly, but she really didn't expect the ending. It turned out to be the end of the kiss between Ushima Longbing and Hihou Keguang.

Then there is the game of black box touch. The first one to play is Neng Tiao, who has gradually become a fan of variety shows. When we first met, he loved musicals such as "Annie" and his goal was to become a serious actress. How did he become like this? What about son?It can only be said that the entertainment industry is really a place to hone people. If you want to have a camera to leave an impression on people, it is inevitable to let go of your figure and abandon your reserve.

On the surface, she was responding to the atmosphere of the show, but she was thinking about serious topics in her heart. Aoi Kurokawa wondered if she was too serious sometimes, did she read too many books on philosophy and psychology?

Neng Tiao also tried his best to give a response, as expected, he has the awareness of being an actress, and he can do the same thing with a piece of konjac.

Next came Nanamin. When the contents of the box were revealed, the sisters present responded accordingly.

"Ahh~!!"

This time the screaming, commotion and mayhem are real.

Shiraishi Mai screamed and fell on Kurokawa Aoi, Sayori hid her face and exclaimed, and Ichikuma hugged Xiao Mi.

There is a living octopus in the box. When Nana Min put her hand into the box and had intimate contact with the octopus, she felt instantly attracted to it. From her reaction of bouncing up and down and turning around for two weeks, it was clear.

Resisting the wet and slippery touch from her hands, she reluctantly gave the answer of "cobra". When she saw with her own eyes that what she was touching just now was an octopus, she ran away again.

In the end, Uejima-san became a demonstration teaching material again. First, he played with the Ostrich Club's Wannian terrier with everyone, and then performed a crayfish pincer as the ending. The filming of this episode was completed.

After a short break, we came to the last part of today's recording. The theme is the cooking ability test. The guests include Ken Watanabe and Kazuya Kojima from UNJASH.

Since the members had filmed the cooking clip earlier, it was relatively easy at the beginning, giving the members a chance to rest after recording for a whole day.

When VTR started broadcasting, Maiyang and Misa challenged "Mixed Vegetable Tempura" first. In addition to setting the flag, they mistakenly used lotus root flour as wheat flour, and Etomi Eto, whose fried tempura looked like leftovers and was greasy. Cai, the completion of other parts is still very high, it is worthy of being a part of the sister group.

The next challenge is "Fried Spring Rolls". The contestants include Ikkuma who made deep-fried spring rolls in the shape of fried dumplings (?), Iwase-san who made raw beef sashimi (?) spring rolls, and Sai Yuri (?) Dark cuisine like the mysterious black magic/head-down technique, and Aoi Kurokawa like a textbook example.

"Ikoma, Iwase, and Matsumura's works are really too much! Iwase, you are a raw meat roll, and what are you, Matsumura? You are the king of garbage."

With a smug smile on his face, Sha Youli didn't feel ashamed at all, and said confidently: "But the color is very bright, and it's also pretty, isn't it?"

"Just a bunch of brightly colored trash okay!"

The banana man and the guests didn't even have the desire to complain.

Followed by "Cabbage Roll", Nanamin finished it normally, and was praised by the guests and the banana man.Qingtang, with a clear brain circuit, made the cabbage rolls into butter cabbage rolls. The effect was surprisingly good, and the taste was certified by Sha Yuli, which is genuine cabbage.

After the VTR part was completed, we came to the live broadcast to make cooking, and Ms. Ikuta was the first to take part.Wearing a pink apron, her big and bright eyes exude confidence,

"Ikuta, can you hear me? The dish I'm going to cook this time is "Tamakaki with Dashi Soup"

"Tamako-yaki broth?" Huahua's puzzled eyes flashed away.

"Then, let's start!" Shi Letong's voice sounded.

"Tamagoyaki, Tamagoyaki, do you use eggs? Which one is the egg?"

Ikuta Hana looked left and right, and finally found an egg in a corner of the table, took a mixer and a measuring cup and began to beat the eggs.

The normal performance ended here. When Hua Hua just poured the egg liquid on the induction cooker, everyone in the studio was stunned.

"No! Wait!" Unfortunately, Huahua couldn't hear her.

The so-called has never eaten pork and seen pigs walk, no one would have thought that Huahua even needs to use a frying pan for cooking, and even this basic knowledge is lacking in this area. Huahua's life is too happy!Haven't you even been in the kitchen?
Remembering that apart from the eggs, this dish also has a dashi soup. Ms. Ikuta, who likes to eat, of course knows the ingredients for making dashi, and immediately put kombu and small dried fish on top of the egg liquid.

"Let this end quickly, 5 minutes is too long, and it's too scary," even Himura, who has always been responsible for being teased, couldn't help but say.

Seeing the dried kombu fish egg paste in front of her, there was no change after waiting for a while. Huahua kept looking around in the kitchen, and finally saw a rectangular frying pan. Then she remembered that the fried eggs seemed to be made with This one?He hurriedly picked up the frying pan and returned to the induction cooker.

"Ikuta, what's the situation now?" Shitara's voice sounded in the kitchen.

"I don't know what's going on, I think maybe a frying pan is needed"

"Well, how do you think this dish is done?" Shitara asked seriously.

"It hasn't solidified at all." Huahua was puzzled by this.

"The point of dashi tamagoyaki, do you know?"

"Just add broth to the eggs," Hua Hua replied firmly and confidently.

"What are the ingredients of the broth, can you explain it?" Shile was having a great time.

"It's kelp and dried fish" is such a simple question, but Miss Ben can't help it, Hua Hua thought.

"There are still 2 minutes left, Ikuta, come on!"

Hearing that Huahua, whose time is limited, once again showed the behavior of making everyone cry, she used a spatula to sweep the unidentified objects on the induction cooker into the frying pan. Without cleaning up the remaining egg liquid on the stove, she put Put the frying pan on top, and when you see that there is not much egg liquid left, you hurriedly add another egg and beat it in the frying pan.

"Ikuta? What are you doing now?" Chele's voice sounded again.

"I think it's not okay to put the eggs on the stove just like that, so I corrected it," Huahua replied while working hard to process the egg mixture.

Thinking that the amount of eggs used may be too large, the taste may become weaker. Ms. Ikuta, who is serious about her work, hastily added salty seaweed and bay leaf spices to the egg liquid, and nodded with satisfaction. My heart is fine and I applaud.

At this time, Shile in the studio raised a question about life and death.

"Wait a minute! Who will eat this food later, it won't be us?"

After getting an affirmative answer from the director, Banana Man and the two guests quickly waved their hands and shouted, "Yada, Yada" they wanted to die.

When the time limit came, Ikuta carefully swept the semi-liquid mixture from the frying pan onto a plate, adding a slice of salty ham for garnish.

Bring the finished dish (?) back to the studio and put it on the table of the host and guests, Huahua stood aside and waited.

Shigakuto, Himura Yuki, Watanabe Ken and Kojima Kazuya looked at each other for a while, Watanabe Ken asked a crucial question: "Who wants to eat this?"

Shi Letong immediately said: "It's a guest from afar, so of course it's the guest who comes to eat!"

"You're lying, right? How do you eat this?" Ken Watanabe and Kazuya Kojima shouted in unison.

In the end, it was decided that Ken Watanabe would taste Huahua's masterpiece.

A chopstick of "food" was put into the mouth, and after swallowing it with difficulty, Watanabe Ken said: "Ah, I understand! Ah, this, a mouthful of salty and strong dried fish!" After speaking, he quickly took two sips of water.

"That Ikuta, what did you pour the eggs on in the first place?" Shitara asked.

"That, that, I thought it came from a frying pan, so I just poured it on top." At this moment, Huahua seemed to understand what she had made a mistake.

At this point, the filming paused, and the members took a break. Huahua returned to her seat with a little gloom, and sat down between Aoi Kurokawa and Ikoma.

"Don't mind too much, Ichiku-chan, everyone has something they are not good at," Kurokawa Aoi Yaru said with her flowery head.

"Woo~ I'm very serious about cooking, but, I've never cooked before, and I don't know what those are. But, from now on, I will definitely learn how to cook! Just look at the sunflower sauce Come on, then I will treat you to a meal I cooked with my own hands." After a little depression, Huahua immediately revived and made a bold statement.

"Then I'm looking forward to that day." Kurokawa Aoi hoped that that day would not come too early, and she could afford to wait ten or eight years.

After a break, filming resumed.

"Then, next is Matsumura!" said Shitara.

The director of this group is doing things with all his heart, right? The VTR has already shown the creation process of Yuri Sayu's black witchcraft cooking, and now do it again?Kurokawa Aoi thought this was planned.

Sure enough, the smart Sha Youli also thought of the reason for choosing him, so he let go of it unscrupulously to make trouble.If you want to make this "five-eye fried rice" seriously, there is no possibility of failure. At most, the seasoning is not accurate.

It’s just that Shayou started from the amount of oil, then cutting vegetables, adding meat and rice, randomly adding seasonings, and adding a lot of water. After adding a lot of black pepper, the egg liquid is still unfinished. , and finally became a plate of concrete formed by adding crushed stones to the cement that can be seen everywhere on the construction site.

"Excuse me, what are you doing?" Shile Tong asked.

"This is Wumu Fried Rice" Sai Yuli said in a positive tone.

"Then, Watanabe-san will trouble you." Shile handed over this important task without thinking.

Ken Watanabe, who gave up struggling, said "I'm starting" with a look of lovelessness, and put the "five-mesh cement" into his mouth.

"Ah! So spicy! So spicy!" Two seconds later, Ken Watanabe shouted and jumped up.

“This chili paste and black pepper, ahh!!”

Shaking S Shile brought this attribute into full play at this time: "Himura, Kojima, as a gentleman, the hard-working cooking of a lady should not be wasted!"

Knowing that this is the effect of the program, but there is a natural physical resistance. After repeatedly forcing themselves, Himura and Kojima swallowed the fried rice with a bitter face, and shouted at the same time, "It's so spicy!"

In the end, Shitara took part in the battle in person, and after taking a bite, he began to say: "This is the beginning of the taste. Ah, so spicy!" At the same time, the shape of the face twisted.

At this point, the recording came to an end, Huahua and Sayori hurriedly bowed their heads and apologized to Bananaman-san and UNJASH's two guests.

They didn't even say they didn't mind. Everyone understood that it was for the effect of the show. After comforting and encouraging them in a hurry, they all rushed to the bathroom.

Back in the locker room, Kurokawa Aoi said to Sayu Ri who was changing clothes beside her.

"I had a good time just now, aren't you afraid of taking it off?"

"Don't worry, I secretly tasted it, and it was just a little bit spicy. But you, how did Aoi sauce know that I was playing? Don't you think I might really not know how to cook?" Sayori asked back.

"I can still see that. Huahua really doesn't understand. As for you, you know how to heat up a wok before handling the ingredients. No matter how you don't understand, you have at least been in the kitchen, right?"

"Aoi sauce is really observant, Bingxue is smart! But please keep it a secret for me, this is my character design" Sha Yuri said coquettishly, holding Aoi Kurokawa's hand.

"I understand this. Sayuri is very smart and knows how to position herself." Aoi Kurokawa really admires Sayuri Matsumura.

"I'm not cute enough and I don't have any special qualities, other than this I don't think anyone will notice me." With a little self-mockery and loss, Sha Yuri's two tentacles drooped with his head.

"You are good at everything, but you are not confident enough. I think Sayuri is very beautiful, cute and interesting. You must continue to be like this! You don't even like yourself, how can you expect others to like you?" Aoi Qing Gently squeezed Sayori's cheek and said.

The blush spread from the ears to the face, and Sha Yuli gently put her head in the other's arms, feeling the softness and temperature of the face, and listening to the heartbeat.

"Kui Jiang, thank you" is the only sentence that can be said at the moment.

(End of this chapter)