Nogizaka's Synchronized Coincidence

Chapter 23 Stunt Showcase
Today is the day for the recording of "Where's Nogizaka?", and the members are chatting, joking, reading or doing homework in the lounge after changing into uniforms.

Kurokawa Aoi, who had just returned from the bathroom, sat down beside Mai Shiraishi, and asked with concern.

"Feeling better?"

Ma Yiyang has been suffering from a cold since yesterday. After taking medicine and resting for the night, he looks better than yesterday.

"There is no cough or headache anymore, just a sore throat and hoarse voice," said weakly, with a low nasal tone and a heavy sackcloth-like voice.

"If you don't have to, don't talk for now, come! Drink this, it's good for you." Take out the thermos and pour the golden liquid inside into the pouring cap.

"Aoi sauce, what is this? It smells a bit sour and sweet." Kazumi Takayama who was sitting next to him asked curiously.

"My homemade honey pomelo tea contains vitamin C pomelo acid and a high amount of calcium. It can reduce phlegm and cough, cure colds, eliminate fatigue, promote digestion and secretion, and whiten. My grandparents often gave me this drink when I was a child. If you are older, teach me how to make it yourself, do you want to try it?" Kurokawa Aoi, who turned into a salesman, preached to Kazumi Takayama.

"Is it ok? Then I won't be polite! Ah, it's so delicious! I feel very comfortable after drinking it." Xiao Shi exclaimed exaggeratedly, which attracted the attention of other members.

"Sunflower sauce, what is this? Can I try it?" A little bird flew to Aoi, holding a paper cup in its hand.

"Okay, but this is a bit sour, are you sure you can handle it? You've always only liked sweets"

"Hey, I've grown up! Can't I try the taste of an adult?" the stiff-necked Tsundere Bird said with a look of disbelief.

"Okay, here" poured some golden yuzu tea for Asuka.

After taking a sip, the facial features on the small face twisted into a ball, and he tried his best to act calm and said, "Very, it's delicious."

When Huahua heard that there was something delicious, she circled around Aoi's body, her big round eyes showing eagerness, the meaning was self-evident.

"Okay, don't spin any more, this cup is for you." After saying that, Aoi gave Huahua half a cup of grapefruit tea.

"Ha, it's delicious! My whole body has warmed up." After taking a sip, Huahua was quite satisfied.

"Don't you feel sour?" Asuka beside her asked Huahua softly.

"No, I usually drink black vinegar, this one is not sour at all."

"You pervert, as a normal human being, I'm not comparable to you." Asuka couldn't understand the thought of eating sour instead of sweet. Shouldn't you choose what you like?

"Call me perverted? Asuka, you're dead!" Huahua adhered to the principle of not making noise if she can, and directly locked Asuka in front of her body with a cross-throat lock.

After letting the two little birds and flowers fight for a while, Kui stopped them with a word. Kui's prestige is still very important in the junior group, and they both stopped obediently.

At this time, Scholar Sang informed that it was time to enter the studio, and the members left the waiting room after checking their appearance.

According to the script sent to them a week ago, the content to be recorded today is a stunt show and palmistry fortune telling.A few nights ago, Maiyan specially invited Aoi Kurokawa. After dinner, Nanamin and Sayuri went to the all-night batting center together, and recorded a video for Maiyan as a stunt display material. .

"Boom, where is Nogizaka, we are banana people, please give me your advice!"

The ironic opening remarks, the familiar host Banana Man-san, but the guest is Nogizaka-chan, who have not experienced it yet, very pornographic and interesting.
"Wretched Okada is also!"

"Please give me more advice!" After the normal greeting, the unusual signature stunt - "High-speed tongue sticking" began

It is conceivable that this move attracted screams from the girls, and the members hugged each other, and the bolder ones were dumbfounded.

"Sure enough, it's so fast, you can hear the sound of patter at such a close distance," Shi Letong couldn't help admiring.

After a slightly shocking opening, the show officially entered the theme of "Stunt Show".The members will each show their own stunts, and will be judged by the Banana Man and the wretched Okada, whether they can be accepted by all three judges.

First up was Nishino Nanase, who won the recognition of Okada and Himura with his superb painting skills, but Shitara denied it, mainly because of the second work Nanase showed .

"I don't understand this Doiya at all. If you want to use this as a stunt show, you have to add more information and settings to make this character interesting and arouse other people's interest. Or give it a set Gender, plus a heterosexual partner" Shile's suggestion is also reasonable, so although Na Jiang was a little disappointed, she still named her "bean-like" creature as a male.

Then there was Nakata Hana's bar gymnastics, which was demonstrated at the last talent conference, and the proficient and smooth skills also made the three judges unanimously pass this stunt.

Then it was Maiyang's turn. The clips specially shot before came in handy at this moment. Maiyang changed into a baseball uniform and looked heroic. Although he hadn't touched a bat for several years, he still maintained a [-]% hit rate. Can point to where to play, a young and beautiful girl idol can have such skills, of course all members passed.

Next was Rena Ichikari's Latin dance. She and her dance partner were dressed in professional competition attire, and her skills and performance ability were able to participate in the World Dance Convention level. It was a matter of course that all members passed.

The next stunt is a bit weird, and it will be performed by Nanamin "Scent of a Woman".

"Huh? What's going on?" the banana men asked in unison.

"When I was in high school, I used to be an agent in the basketball club. The members of those basketball clubs often scattered their jerseys on the ground in a mess. I can tell whose clothes it is from the smell on the clothes."

"Isn't it? Isn't there more than sweat on the clothes?" Shile asked curiously.

"Everyone's sweat smells different," Nanamin affirmed.

"Then, if you smell the members' private servers and guess right, I'll let you pass and adopt this stunt."

"Now, AD-san has gone to the backstage lounge to get everyone's clothes. AD-san, are you here?"

From the monitor in the studio, it can be seen that a camera lens is facing the door of their lounge, and suddenly a fast tongue enters the frame, and the owner of the tongue, Okada, faces the camera and greets everyone.

"Hi everyone! I'm AD Wretched Okada"

What responded to him was screaming in the studio, mixed with various "don't" and "hate" voices.

"That AD-san, are you in front of Nogizaka 46's lounge now?" Shitara asked knowingly.

"Yeah, I passed by here by chance, and I happened to hold this key in my hand." Okada, with a perverted face, put the key ring in front of his mouth, and once again used the stunt of sticking out his tongue at high speed. The picture is too beautiful to dare look straight at.

After getting the screams from all the girls again, Banana Man-san couldn't take it anymore, and shouted: "Well, can AD-san get back the private servers of the members?"

"I see." The wretched Okada inserted the key into the door lock and opened it.

The situation in the lounge suddenly came into the camera, the randomly placed bags almost filled the entire table, and the coat hung on the back of the chair.

While the wretched Okada was watching casually, he suddenly stopped and called the photographer.

"Ah, wait a minute, the photographer is here to take a picture of the drink"

Following the camera, what I saw were seven or eight boxes of green tea drinks that were not finished, randomly placed on the table.

"Let's line these up together." While talking, the wretched Okada lined up all these drinks.

At this time, the members all knew something was wrong, and this person could do anything, so they shook hands or hugged each other nervously.

"Then I'm going to start!" After arranging all the drinks, the wretched Okada knelt down, and immediately the height of his head and the table was brought closer.

I can already imagine the next scene. Many members have covered their faces with their hands, or buried their heads on Ikuma's shoulders like Xiaonan, but they still look back from time to time. Huahua can't help shaking her head to express that she can't accept it.

The tongue is swallowed at high speed, passing in front of the line of drinking straws at close range, going from side to side and back and forth.

The members all made a decision in their hearts at the same time, and they must throw these drink boxes into the trash can as soon as they return to the lounge.

After flirting with the girls in the theater with the drink box, the wretched Okada found a new prey.

"Ah, Shitara-kun, I found something incredible."

"What?" Shitara replied.

"This, it looks like it's a bento that I've eaten but haven't finished yet." While speaking, the wretched Okada held the bento in his hand.

"Whose bento is this?" Himura asked the members in the studio.

"It's beauty-loving," several members said in unison. Nojo raised his hands with a look of lovelessness, while Na-chan beside him was overjoyed and covered his mouth with a smile.

"Huh? Is it from Neng?" While asking, the wretched Okada reached out and picked up a half-eaten cookie from Amy.

"Ah, tooth and tooth, Okada-san, no, no! That can't be done!" Himura kept reminding the other party, hoping that he could understand what to do next.

How could the wretched Okada, who knew this well, let go of such an opportunity, holding the cookie and pretending to be hesitant, but he couldn't help the temptation, his tongue flicked from time to time, and the distance between the cookie and his mouth kept getting closer.

The members in the studio and the banana man all made unbearable expressions in unison, except for Nojo Ai, who really couldn't bear it.

Suddenly, as if he had made up his mind, the movements in his hands accelerated, and finally he put the cookie behind his glasses, becoming a blindfold-like existence.

Amy saw it, as if she had been ravaged, she couldn't help laughing out loud.

"That Okada-san, didn't you forget about bringing the private server over?" Seeing Okada playing crazy Shitara reminded him why he came here.

"Yes, but after I put this on my eyes, I can't see anything," said Okada, pointing at the cookie behind the glasses.

"Please take back your private server," Shile reminded.

"I know!" Seeing that the fun is almost done, the wretched Okada readily agreed.

When the wretched Okada returned to the studio, Nanamin was already waiting at a table wearing a blindfold. He put the clothes he brought back on the table and stood with the banana man.

"Then Hashimoto's stunt test is ready. What about the four suits from Okada Sauna? Hashimoto can't see it, so it's not wrong?" Min made faces.

"Yes, I can't see it," Nanamin replied seriously, knowing nothing about Shile's behavior.

"Okay, let's start with the ones here, whose clothes are these?" Shile picked up a black knitted long-sleeved top and asked the members at the same time.

Mai-kai raised his hand to confirm that it was her clothes.

Handing the clothes to Nanamin, she put the clothes in front of her, sniffed them with her nose for less than two seconds, then nodded with a confident expression on her face and smiled.

"Oh, Hashimoto laughed? Do you already know who it is?" Shile was really shocked.

"Yes, I got it"

"Then whose is it?"

"It's always tasted like this, like Mai Shiraishi," Nanamin said affirmatively.

The members were amazed by this, Mai Kai couldn't believe it, and quickly asked Kurokawa Aoi next to him, "Aoi, can you tell that it's mine from the smell of the clothes? I don't even know what my own smell is." where?"

"Yes, I am familiar with your smell, so I can smell it, but Nanamin's olfactory memory is really developed! As for all of us, we don't know our own smell, because our sense of smell is tired, and our noses smell the same smell. Too long and too much, so the smell is automatically eliminated.”

While Kurokawa Aoi was explaining, Shitura gave Lingxiang's coat to Nanamin, and she recognized it again smoothly.A white and pink sweater followed, but this time Nanamin was not as sure as before.

"Well, there are two candidates, no! There are three." After repeatedly sniffing different parts of the clothes, Nanamin said the answer.

"Three people? It's really good to smell it all"

"Yes, so I'm not sure, but it's Sai Yuri's work, right?"

The applause and cheers from Sayuri resounded in the studio, making Nanamin know that she guessed right again.

"Then whose are the other two scents that you are not sure about?" Shile asked curiously.

"Among them, the stronger smell is sackcloth, and the weaker one is sunflower sauce, so I hesitate, but Sayuri's smell is the strongest"

When she knew that the clothes belonged to Sayuri, Nanamin knew why she still smelled of the other two.These two are the only ones who can make Sayori take the initiative to make physical contact.

"So, what about this one?" Shitara picked up the last piece of clothing belonging to the members, and this time it was Kurokawa Aoi's turn to raise her hand.

Handing the gray coat to Nanamin, she sniffed it and said with certainty: "I know, it's from sunflower sauce." The smell was too deep for her, how could she forget it.

"It's so fast! Are you so sure? You don't even need to smell it a second time." While sighing, Shile decided to make trouble.He then gestured to Himura, who immediately took off his coat tacitly.

"This one is the last one. If you hit your stunt, it will be considered a pass."

Picking up the coat in her hand and smelling it, Nanamin frowned and said, "This is not a woman, and it still smells like perfume. Did you spray perfume on the boobs?"

Himura nodded to the others in confirmation.

"Then Hashimoto, you can take off the blindfold," Shile almost said while watching.

When Nanamin regained her sight, she saw Himura wearing only a short-sleeved T-shirt, and immediately buried her head in the clothes on the table again, my God!I just smelled Himura-san's clothes for so long, and Nana Min's heart collapsed.

In any case, the stunt was passed by all judges.

Aoi Kurokawa followed, and after taking the props she had prepared from AD-san, she came to the Banana Man and the wretched Okada.

"So Kurokawa, the stunt you are going to show is "Breaking the Wooden Board with Inch Strength", what's so special about it?" Shile said after looking at the hinted cardboard.

"Ordinary empty-handed wooden boards usually require the opponent to hold the wooden board with both hands to ensure that the force is evenly supported. As long as the strength is sufficient, it can be done. But the difficulty of "breaking the wooden board with an inch of strength" lies in the reduction and unevenness of the force support. It needs a combination of speed and strength to do it under such circumstances," Kurokawa Aoi explained the details of this stunt with one hand holding a wooden plank.

"Why is this not easy! So are you ready?" Shile asked.

"Anytime, can I ask Himura-san to hold the board?"

After nodding in agreement, Himura followed Kurokawa Aoi to the open space in the middle of the studio, holding the top of the two-centimeter-thick wooden board with one hand.Kurokawa Aoi stood one hand away from the wooden board, her fingers stretched out like knives, and her fingertips lightly touched the wooden board.

After calming down for a while, Kurokawa Aoi exerted all her strength in an instant, concentrated her thoughts and strength on one point, and punched out with her fist at the fastest speed, and the wooden board broke into two pieces at the sound.

The members on the field, the banana man and the wretched Okada, as well as the off-camera staff all applauded and cheered for Aoi Kurokawa.

After bowing and thanking everyone, Aoi returned to her seat and sat down, and the maid next to her immediately picked up her right hand and looked at it again and again.

"Is your hand okay? Does it hurt?" Mai Yang asked worriedly.

"It's okay, don't worry, I didn't use brute force so it doesn't hurt much." While speaking, he moved the fingers of his right hand freely in front of the other party's eyes.

"It's fine," he said, holding Aoi's right hand with both hands and giving her a massage.

Next it was Huahua's turn, because she was going to play the piano, so the preparatory work took a little longer, and the recording was temporarily stopped.

After a short break, a piano was pushed into the studio. After Huahua tried it for a while to make sure it was all right, the recording started again.

A piano sonata, from Huahua's slender and graceful fingers flying up and down between the black and white keys, each note gathers into a wonderful movement.Then, at the request of Bananaman, I played the chorus of "Red Peas" by Matsuda Seiko-san, and of course it passed.

In the end, Himura showed off his own piano stunts and played the song "Get Wild" from the animation of City Hunter, and the shooting content of this episode was finally completed.

Later, Okada apologized to the members for his wretchedness. Everyone knew it was for the effect of the show, and they all said they didn't mind, and because of Okada's gentle attitude, his behavior was greatly improved.

(End of this chapter)