Nogizaka's Synchronized Coincidence

Chapter 32 Nogizaka's Strange Flowers and Black History
After a busy morning, the members were all hungry, especially Ms. Ikuta, Silly and Aoi Jiang, their eyes glowed green.

The moment the scholar-bureaucrat walked into the lounge with the big cardboard box filled with bento, the three bodies with afterimages, as if passing through the speed of the space barrier, came to the big cardboard box that had just been placed on the table.

"Grilled chicken - pass, tonkatsu - pass, eel - Yes! It's you." Aoi's pupils seemed to have countless data flashing.

Before the other two could react, Kurokawa Aoi picked up two boxes of eel bento with lightning-fast hands and quickly evacuated, walked quickly to the end of the long table in the lounge, sat down and said, "I'm starting!" "I started to eat, and my movements were like flowing water.

Only then did the rest of the members come to their senses, and came to the place where the bento boxes were placed one after another, choosing their own lunch.

Mai Shiraishi came to sit next to Aoi, started to eat her grilled chicken bento, and said while eating: "LIZA-san is really beautiful, the aura exuded by makeup and clothes is worthy of being Oggi's exclusive model." There was envy in his tone.

Swallowing the eel in her mouth, Aoi Kurokawa nodded and said in the same clothes: "Miss LIZA is also very kind and friendly, and we even exchanged mobile phone numbers. By the way, I have to record "Ariyoshi AKB Republic" tomorrow, and next week will be Our audition is over, I will do more acting training with you when I have time these few days."

"I remember, but when I think of an audition, I get so nervous that I don't know what to do. Ah! Aoi, look, here! Take a picture of me!"

The sackcloth who was distracted by talking, a small piece of chicken that was still in her mouth just now fell out of her mouth and landed on her clothes.I don’t know when the sackcloth started. Every time there is food falling on her body, Aoi beside her has to take pictures of her. After reminding her to be careful, Aoi took out her mobile phone to take pictures of the scene as she wanted. down.

"Don't be like a child, be careful! We are almost 20 years old, why are we still so childish?" Aoi, who was cleaning each other up with a tissue, reminded Maiyang earnestly.From childhood, Aoi, who was only one month older than Maiyang, took care of her like an older sister, and made Maiyang act like a baby and depend on her without any scruples in front of her.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I will definitely be more careful next time, OK?" Usually in the group, she is a cold and steady older sister, and she is also eager to help and care about younger younger sisters, but in front of Aoi, she looks like a little middle school girl. Mai Shiraishi, the boy, would run out without any disguise.

Angrily pinching the sackcloth-like cheeks with both hands and pulling them away, Aoi widened her eyes fiercely and said: "Next time, next time, how many times have you told me next time! Next time, I will put a baby bib on you Then take a photo and post it on the blog for all fans to appreciate.”

Just like Crayon Shin-chan who was ravaged by her mother's lessons, Mai Yang could only beg for mercy.

"Aoi, I understand how you feel. My younger brother has only improved under my strict discipline since he was a child." Nana, who was sitting across from the two, said sensitively and empathetically.

Aoi remembered the last handshake meeting in Hokkaido. Nanamin's younger brother came to visit her specially, but was slapped on the face by Nanamin. The calm expression of his younger brother, it seems that he is very fond of Nanamin's Si The Bada education method has long been used to.

"Poor brother Jun" Aoi mourned for the other party for a second in her heart.

"Nanamin is not easy. She is both a sister and a mother, but is she being too strict with her younger brother Jun? Children of this age tend to have a rebellious mentality. Do you need to calm his emotions sometimes?"

"No need, he is a boy, a little suffering can make him grow up, there is nothing that can't be solved with a slap in the face, my brother is also very obedient." Nanamin's tone was calm with iron will.

"Just as long as you like it." This is Nanamin's housework, and Aoi doesn't want to say much.

After eating and resting for the New Year’s Eve dinner, everyone gathered in the recording studio again, but the guest was replaced by a familiar face - Ken Watanabe from UNJASH.

This time, enough material will be recorded for two episodes, and the theme of the show is .
"Looking for black history revelations that can be used as a topic!!" Himura called out the topic loudly with an extremely wretched smile.

"Whistle-blowing conversations can be seen on TV programs at any time, and other occasions such as magazine interviews, radio broadcasts, etc. can be encountered on almost all occasions. If there is no content that can be used as breaking news, it will be out," Shi Le explained in a persuasive manner.

"Well, Watanabe-san, you came to our cooking session last time, right?" Shile asked.

"That's right, there was a great joke on that show! That's Ikuta-chan, right?"

The members looked at Hua Hua with a natural smile on his face, and the corners of their mouths curled up when they remembered that experience.

"I have told people many times in other places that I suddenly poured the egg mixture on the induction cooker. This is easy to use no matter where it is. I didn't expect such a strange thing to happen." Ken Watanabe said with joy.

Miss Ikuta smirked with embarrassment on her face: "I didn't expect you to remember this matter."

Ken Watanabe quickly replied: "How could I forget such a thing! After pouring out the egg paste, put in kombu and dried fish. This is the first time I have seen it in all these years!"

Huahua giggled in embarrassment, and the other members had already bent over laughing.

"So, is there anything interesting about Himura-san recently?" Shile sold his partner with a sniper shot.

"No! It's the girls' fault!" Himura was also used to making fun of it.

"Then let's start with the first question: "Is it just me?" Shitara, who had played enough, officially entered the theme.

The first one who broke the news automatically was Sayuri, who said that she had to kneel to fall asleep. The other members, especially the close Maiyan, Nanamin and Aoi looked at her with weird faces, but Sayuri remained calm and unmoved.

"A Song is messing things up again, but it's too fake." Aoi thought in her heart, but she won't expose it, on the contrary, she will do her best to help. It's a part of the person.

Both Bananaman and Ken Watanabe expressed disbelief, but they also understood that this was a variety show effect so they cooperated, and other members like Ichikuma and Hana also lied to Sai Yuri.

Watanabe Ken also commented on Sa Yuri's joke: "You are very appetizing, which is very good, but it also makes people feel that it is too fake and out of reality, but maybe there will be follow-up surprise shootings to check the authenticity in the future. This is worth looking forward to”

Next is Hana's use of shampoo and conditioner to clean the eyelashes, or to wash with eyes open, let's not say whether it is true or not, but at least Hana can make a lot of close-up shots of the face, she is really quite smart girl.

Watanabe Ken also said: "If you can make your eyes red like rabbits because of this, it would be a good joke to tell people that you wash your eyelashes with shampoo." Can a person with squinting eyes still be an Aishulu?
"The story of Matsumura and Nakata is pretty good, isn't this the first time I've revealed it?" Shitara gave a favorable comment.

Both Sauri and Hana nodded affirmatively.

"Then Nishino is next," Shitara continued.

"Is there any problem with the next one? The previous episodes were all good, so the pressure is high?" Himura couldn't help worrying about this weak girl.

"This is also the case on talk shows! Before it's my turn, there are strong revelations, and I feel that my jokes are weak." Shile continued, and at this time, Na-chan's face was full of embarrassment.

"How about Nishino? How did you feel when you were called?" Himura asked.

"It's scary!" Na Jiang frowned as she spoke.

"Are you scared? Then, "Am I the only one like this?", does Nishino have anything to say?" Shaking S Shile knew that Nanase was terrified to death, and forced her to speak, of course. I want to help her adapt to the process of variety shows.

"It's really weak to the point of bursting," Na Jiang said with difficulty.

The members couldn't help laughing when they heard it, they were really afraid of something.

"I don't know if I'm weak or not, let's talk about it first," Himura encouraged.

"That. Fat. Fat pigeon." Na Jiang's weak voice was already crying.

"What's the matter, what's wrong with Fat Pigeon? Is it because the news is too weak, so it's crying?" Shile was surprised, why did he cry?
The members around them also panicked, Xiao Nan, Xiao Shi and Kui hurriedly patted their shoulders, swept their backs and touched their hands to comfort them.

In contrast, Banana Man and Ken Watanabe clapped their hands and laughed, looking at Nishino with tears in his eyes. This was much more funny than breaking the news about Fat Pigeon.

"Nishino, what's wrong with you, Nishino? Why did you cry when you asked me? Can you tell us the theme of this episode first?" Shitara tried to guide Nishino Nanase.

"As soon as I saw Fat Pigeon, I liked it very much." Although she was crying, Na Jiang finished her sentence firmly.

After the host and guests heard this, they all stood up and applauded and laughed. Some were out of encouragement to the girl, and some were admiring the fun of this episode. It was too funny to say this episode in tears because they like fat pigeons. Bar.

Apart from laughing together, the members also tried their best to comfort Nana Sai.

"Nishino is so funny, why is he so weak?" Himura shouted loudly.

"What's going on here?" Shile asked.

"As for me, I like birds very much," Nanase replied while wiping away tears.

"Where I live, there is a station nearby and there are a lot of fat pigeons there"

This answer drew a lot of laughter again, and Shile also smiled and asked: "Is it an ordinary fat pigeon?" She also used her hands to make proportions.

"It's not ordinary fat, it's very fat, the kind that no one has ever seen before." Nishino Nanase, who was talking about the fat pigeon, was energetic and excited.

"I just thought: the pigeons here are so fat, I want to get closer and touch them when I see them." A smile appeared on Na Jiang's face again while speaking.

"kawaii" *n
Kurokawa Aoi, who looked at Na-chan, felt a little delusional, as if Nishino Nanase's face had become like a fat pigeon, her fleshy face was so cute, she wanted to touch it too.

"This is another classic joke!" Ken Watanabe clapped his hands and praised.

"Do you like birds?" Shi Le wanted the girl to speak more.

"I like it very much! Now my favorite is the rock ptarmigan, and I have collected portraits of this bird"

At this time, the scholar-bureaucrat in the recording studio broadcast the portrait of the Rock Thunderbird that Na Jiang had uploaded to him earlier on TV. When Na Chan saw it, she pointed at the TV and yelled excitedly.

"So do you like this bird now?" Himura nodded understandingly.

"I like it the most, because I haven't seen it with my own eyes, so I really want to see it"

"It turns out that my favorite is not fat pigeons, but rock ptarmigans," Shile said.

"Is there any bird in Nishino that you don't like?" Shile asked.

"Little bird, I don't think it's cute because it doesn't have feathers," Nanase said.

"Isn't it the other way around? Everyone thinks that little birds are cute, and don't they grow feathers?" Shile was a little confused.

"Because they only have meat and no feathers. They are weird, and people don't want to get close to them." Nanase crossed her hands as she said.

Ken Watanabe said: "This joke is completely useful. I like fat pigeons but hate small birds, but I have to cry and say it every time." This sentence once again brought Na Chan to tears.

Following Nanamin, she also took the initiative to blew herself up. She has a habit of not liking spicy food. She also carries three or four types of chili powder and chili oil with her.

Shi Le laughed and said that she is: a wonderful thing with an extremely sensitive sense of smell and a completely destroyed sense of taste.

The next one is Ms. Iwase's super hot bath. Once she was so scalded that the skin of her feet fell off without knowing it. It was extremely disgusting to listen to.

The last one is Qingtang, which has a different-dimensional brain circuit, and it really lives up to expectations. It can describe simple, favorite salad dressing and pizza sauce as "Kaisailu" and "Baqiao" like alien languages ​​that no one understands. It has nothing to do with the joke itself, Qing Tang himself is the most interesting material, but at least he has gained the ultimate skill of "it's so cold today".

The next topic is: "Strange people around me" is the time to break the news. First of all, Hana broke the news.

"Miss Ikuta went home with Xiao Nan, their homes were in different places, so the trams they took were in opposite directions. But when Xiao Nan's tram arrived, Huahua forced Xiao Nan to accompany her to wait for her own tram Come on. When Huahua's car arrives, she gets on the car and leaves Xiao Nan alone at the station."

"Oh, this is too much." The others were also denouncing Huahua, but the person involved was puzzled.

"No, I just feel lonely by myself," Hua Hua said with an aggrieved face.

"I understand that I want others to stay with you until the end, but on the other hand, those who are forced to stay with you will think, why should I stay if you can just leave?" Shile said.

"Hey, I can't remember clearly either," Huahua said innocently.

"You really deserve to be Miss Ikuta!" Shile said, and the others couldn't stop nodding in agreement.

Then came Lingxiang's revelation, and the target was Miss Ikuta.In short, Huahua feels inferior because her head is longer than others, and keeps pestering the members to confirm, but when others say her head length is normal, she doesn’t want to believe it, and when others agree with her, she doesn’t I am happy, and I have entered an endless loop with no solution.

"Well, everyone has different low self-esteem, but basically such a cute girl is very rare!" As expected of Shile-san, if you want to deal with a child like Huahua, you have to praise her desperately, making her even object It's too late to speak out.

Just like Huahua at this time, she couldn't help but giggle when she heard Shitura praised her cuteness, and Aoi Kurokawa felt that she had learned an important lesson.

The other members said "kawaii" to Ms. Ikuta at the same time, which finally made Huahua smile and no longer entangled in the length of her head.

The next thing to break the news is the pervert Yuri.

"Aoi-chan, when she looks at the sackcloth, it's like a mother taking care of the child, or like a sister taking care of the little sister. The two of them are like a parent-child relationship. When the sackcloth is dirty, Aoi-chan will help her clean it up. When she is tired, Aoi-chan Jiang will give her a massage, wipe her sweat, and when there are many people, she will wear sackcloth behind her, just like a hen protecting her chicks.”

"Aren't you and Shiraishi the same age, Kurokawa? Did you suddenly become a child-bearer in the group because of your maternal love?" Shitara asked Kurokawa Aoi.

"It's not that I suddenly became pregnant, it's just that I got used to it. It has become like this since I met Maiyang when I was young." Aoi Kurokawa didn't find anything strange about this.

"Is Kurokawa good at taking care of people? Has anyone ever been taken care of by her?" Himura asked the members present, almost all of them raised their hands.

"Aoi sauce is very careful. Although she can eat very well, she always makes sure that all the members have taken the bento before going to get it again. She even stops Huahua and Sayori for this, and saves it for the members who haven't eaten yet." Lingxiang, who is the interim captain, has seen all this in her eyes and kept it in her heart.

"When we were still living together in the dormitory, I had dinner one night, but I was still hungry, and there was nothing to eat in the room, so I wanted to go to the convenience store to buy some snacks. Aoi sauce, she didn’t want me to go out alone, so she went with me, and rushed to pay for the things I bought.” Xiao Nan also recalled the experience with Aoi.

"Aoi-chan takes good care of everyone, but she is different for Mai. She feels like a mother-daughter/sister pair." Sai Yuri had an envious look in her eyes.

"Maybe because of the sackcloth, sometimes she behaves like a naughty little boy. For example, when we had lunch today, she accidentally dropped a small piece of chicken on her body, and she kept asking me to take pictures of her." Kurokawa Aoi told Shiraishi Mai's intermittent secondary behavior is also speechless.

"Why do you want to take this photo, Shiraishi?" Shile also couldn't understand this kind of behavior.

"Do you want to keep it as a souvenir?" Mai said uncertainly, and she often made inexplicable behaviors when her mind was hot.

"But Yuri is the most perverted one." Mai Yang turned defense into offense.

The Banana Man deeply agreed, and Shile explained to the guest Ken Watanabe: "This Saito Yuri not only likes to touch his butt but also bites with his mouth. He is a real perverted uncle."

"Isn't it? Like to touch the butt? Then who have you bitten and bit there?" Ken Watanabe has never seen such an idol.

"I really like butts. As for biting, I bite my thighs." The cute appearance but the perverted content really deserves to be a perverted superstar.

The victims, Maiyang, Sha Yuli and Aoi, all testified against Youdan's evil deeds one after another. Of course, it was for the effect of the program, and they were not really angry.

The next thing to come down is the self-explosive black history. First, Cheng Liang entered the men's restroom of the station by mistake, followed by Sayuri and Nana Min who mistakenly greeted someone they didn't know, and then Maiyang entered the elevator, and his head was caught by the door. I also showed the scene of the death to the uncle I don’t know. Sayu Ri, who also had the experience of being trapped, narrated the process of her hair being caught by the train door, looking at her hair while riding, and messing up in the wind outside the car door.

But the worst thing is the hard-fated Lily Lady, who has been injured inexplicably since she was a child. She had a broken bone the day before her schoolmates. Happy." This happened more than once, because before the school trip in the second year, she was unfortunately injured again and had another fracture. This time it was more serious and she had to sit in a wheelchair, but as the monitor, she had to sit in a wheelchair and came to the station to follow her class The classmate said goodbye and said, "Everyone should have a good time traveling." Lily's life is so hard that it is absolutely impossible, but why are you smiling so happily, Nanamin?

At the end of the recording, when Huahua and her mother were on the tram, she mistook the person next to her for her mother and acted rudely. She really deserves to be Miss Ikuta.

(End of this chapter)