What to do with a full-scale life
Chapter 106 Fake Roasted Chicken Real Kung Fu
Chapter 106 Fake Roasted Chicken Real Kung Fu
"What's the relationship between your cadavers and their zodiac signs? And I think Brother Zhang treats you very well. Will this not hurt the feelings of the zodiac signs?"
"It's the twelve spirits, so it's the twelve zodiac signs. And we are the twelve spirits, they are the immortals." The mouse leaned on the counter, and Zhang Yao, who was sitting next to him, came to rest: "Actually, there is no harm. It hurts feelings, this is the Holy Lord. He doesn't need to be decisive or partial, and you may not know what role he has."
"So I'm asking you. After all, most of those cadavers are annoying, right? You're the police uncle, so won't brother Zhang help you?"
The mouse chuckled, and turned to look at Lei Long: "You answer, I can watch TV."
Lei Long, who was wiping the cups at the counter, raised his eyelids to look at Zhang Yao, and said with disdain: "Look at your style. You know that no matter whether it is the twelve spirits or the cadaver immortal, they will do it when they see the boss. Is it the reason for the gift?"
"I do not know."
"Well. Let me tell you this. The Twelve Spirits and the Shijiexian are deadly enemies, because the Twelve Spirits and the Shijiexian belong to different branches of the same school, and they are fighting for orthodoxy. , Dao, and Fang are all masters of the four seas. This master is not the master of the master, but the master of the affairs. What is the master of the holy master? The master is the inheritance and continuation. Er Ling was hunted down to the point where he had no choice but to retreat, and then he was so heartbroken that he went to the place where the Holy Master was, knelt down at the seat of the Holy Master and said: Holy Master, I am defeated."
"And then?" Zhang Yao asked curiously.
"Then? Then the Holy Master opened the door, and said to the [-] soldiers who came chasing down and the warriors and warlocks under the Qinglingzi Gate: Go back, the overall situation is settled." Lei Long described with gestures: "Then these tens of thousands No one has the guts to take a step forward. When Qin Shihuang came here, he just said to the Holy Master: Please protect my great Qin people for all generations."
"What about after that? Will the Twelve Spirits be fine after that?"
"Of course there is something to do, but according to the rules, the loser is not allowed to step out of the mountain gate for two Jiazi, so he can pass it on with peace of mind." Thunder Dragon said with a smile: "Two Jiazi inherit one, you know that. So even if it is Twelve Spirits and Qingling No matter how fiercely the son fights, it will break the sky. The Holy Lord cannot favor any side. Only impartiality can protect the inheritance. Otherwise, how do you think the 5000-year civilization has been passed down? Do you think the only inheritance is the art Dharma, spells? Inheritance also includes benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith, gentleness, courtesy, thrift, loyalty, filial piety, bravery, honesty."
At this time, the mouse smiled and said: "In our opinion, inheritance is more important than life. If we lose the inheritance, we will not be able to be reincarnated forever. That's why Da Huang is an exiled god, and he is bullied by this and that all day long."
At this time, Rhubarb, who was eating canned cat food, raised his head: "Say it again, and I will cry for you."
"But... Immortal Shijie is full of bad guys, right? Where did the inheritance come from?"
"Huang Die'er is the Immortal of Corpse Dissection, you two went shopping yesterday, okay?" Lei Long knocked on the table: "It's ten thousand for me, what did you buy? She won't tell me."
"It's nothing." Zhang Yao scratched her head: "It turns out that she is an immortal corpse..."
"That's right, Xiao Ma is also a former Corpse Immortal, the King of the Mountain is also a Corpse Immortal, Rootless Water is also a Corpse Immortal. Sister Gou used to..."
In the middle of Lei Long's speech, he found that Miss Gou's eyes were looking at him sinisterly, and he immediately said without saying a word: "The only twelve spirits in the whole process are the mouse, me, and Huniu. The transformation of identities is not a big deal. Qing Lingzi just said that he broke the law at this stage, and if the rat catches him, the boss will not stop him, but if one day the Shijie Immortal comes to ask the Holy Master to admit defeat and pass it on with peace of mind, then the twelve spirits will not be able to pursue it."
"The law...isn't this contempt for the law?"
"It's not about contempt for the law. The main reason is that when the law has no way to restrain it, we have our internal restraint system. Of course, if Qing Lingzi is caught, he will be shot." The mouse snorted coldly and said: "But shot So what, have you seen the Terminator? As long as the inheritance is still there, we will be immortal and neither will they be immortal. So if Qing Lingzi is caught, I will seal his six senses and lock him in the Leifeng Pagoda. "
"Ah?" Zhang Yao was stunned: "Leifeng Pagoda?"
"Not necessarily, it may be the Great Bao'en Temple or the Big Wild Goose Pagoda, either." Lei Long nodded and said: "This is called Feng Jue."
"It feels very contradictory..."
"Then what should we do? This is how we passed it down from generation to generation. At that time, Qing Lingzi and the others were persecuted by burning books and burying Confucian scholars. Don't you see, wouldn't they come back after being buried alive in 2000?" Thunder Dragon Helplessly smiled: "By the way, you are so eager to inquire about the boss. If you are interested in him, you can just tell him. Although you are not worthy of him, you can't give up hope anyway."
"I'm too lazy to care about you."
Zhang Yao turned around and picked up the remote control and began to search for programs in boredom.
All of a sudden, everyone in the room turned their attention to the TV, because it happened to be a Hong Kong program that was interviewing Xiao Zhang.
"What's the situation?" Lei Longzhi got up and looked at the TV curiously: "Boss, what are you doing here?"
"Hush...don't make noise." Zhang Yao frowned and stopped Lei Long: "He seems to be participating in some kind of competition."
"He? Participate in the competition?"
Zhang Yao turned up the volume to the maximum, and the voice of Brother Zhang being interviewed came from the TV. The reporter asked Brother Zhang, "Are you confident in the next cooking competition? Opposite is Zhuang Wenqing's closed disciple."
Brother Zhang smiled and said, "I've already won."
As he spoke, he pointed to the audience, and when the camera turned, he saw Xiao Ma holding the award on his head, and waving to the camera with a [-]-inch TV on his back.
Thunder Dragon scolded: "Unlucky."
Then the camera turned back to Xiao Zhang, and the reporter asked again: "Then you have already won, why can you still agree to the request to continue the game?"
Little Brother Zhang spoke straighter than his penis, and said immediately, "Because I can steal my teacher."
"Stealing a teacher?"
"Yeah." Brother Xiao Zhang nodded seriously: "I have a restaurant, I can learn his dishes and sell them back."
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the milk tea shop laughed and turned over. Zhang Yao laughed so hard that she pounded on the table, and even Rhubarb rolled around on the table laughing.
This sentence directly blocked the Hong Kong faction's fragmented reporters, and it was difficult to ask any further questions.
People have clearly stated that they went there just to steal the teacher, so what else can I say?And what he said was reasonable, wouldn't it be a good thing to steal a famous chef's dish and sell it back?
Next, Brother Zhang’s preparations have been completed, and all the valuable materials are displayed in front of the TV one by one.
Zhang Yao pointed to the TV and said, "This restaurant has a good layout and knows how to market. It's amazing."
"Hmm..." Lei Long rubbed his chin and pondered for a long time: "This idea can be developed. When the boss comes back, we will also hold a chef's hegemony here."
"Stop making noise, let's start!"
Zhang Yao shouted excitedly, and the room fell silent instantly. Everyone watched Xiao Zhang's hand reach into the box, and slowly figured out the name of a dish.
"Welcome Spring Luo Han Zhai"
Brother Xiaozhang pulled out the name of the dish. At that time, his expression was covered, and then he put the paper in the palm of his hand, took out his mobile phone with his right hand and started to check the recipe.
At this time, the soup-filled yellow croaker that the other chef had drawn had already started making, but Xiao Zhang was still looking up the recipe.
The annoying reporter just came up again at this time, and almost shot a close-up of Xiao Zhang, and then asked in a mean tone: "Why don't you start doing it? Do you think it's too easy and there is no challenge? "
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head, and said blankly: "I don't know, I'm looking up the recipe. After he finished speaking, he actually turned the phone screen to the reporter, and it was really the recipe of Yingchun Luohanzhai."
Not only did the reporter feel that he couldn't ask any more questions, even Lei Long and the others felt quite speechless.
"Hey hey hey, this is too honest...it's embarrassing to do this." Zhang Yao shouted in the room: "Where is the face? Does he not want face?"
"Brother Zhang is not used to those stinky problems." The mouse started to eat a handful of melon seeds: "It's not just once or twice that he hugs Buddha's feet temporarily."
Brother Xiao Zhang put his mobile phone aside, and while watching the video in the recipe, he chopped vegetables. Although he was cramming, his skillful movements were far beyond imagination. He didn't even look at the dishes with his eyes. Pick it up and cut it, but it can still cut the dishes inside beautifully.
At this time, the camera turned again, Brother Zhang's opponent had already started feeding the yellow croaker, it looked really beautiful, the host also praised Peter without hesitation, and said what kind of province he was The hope of young chefs in Hong Kong and Macau, and what he is the most vital young chef.
Peter was still concentrating on preparing the dishes, but after being subjected to such a rainbow fart, he couldn't hold back anymore. He pointed to Xiao Zhang and said to the reporter: "You go and shoot him, he won two games against me."
The reporter was at a loss for words at the time. He glanced back at Xiao Zhang, and then continued to firmly point the camera at Peter.
"Hahahahaha... I laughed to death."
The milk tea shop is full of laughter at the moment. After all, they know what it means to be a wicked person. As long as I am not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.
This is not bad... The well-known host with a big mouth is now being blown out of his mind by a chef. The immediate focus of countless people is no longer what the dishes are cooked, but the temporary watch. What's the new show after the amazing cookbook.
"I'm going to the scene!" After Lei Long finished speaking, he took off his apron and rushed out the door.
"I'm going too." Sister Dog followed closely behind.
At this time, Zhang Yao looked at the mouse blankly, and the mouse ate a melon seed: "Don't look at me, I can't fly."
(End of this chapter)
"What's the relationship between your cadavers and their zodiac signs? And I think Brother Zhang treats you very well. Will this not hurt the feelings of the zodiac signs?"
"It's the twelve spirits, so it's the twelve zodiac signs. And we are the twelve spirits, they are the immortals." The mouse leaned on the counter, and Zhang Yao, who was sitting next to him, came to rest: "Actually, there is no harm. It hurts feelings, this is the Holy Lord. He doesn't need to be decisive or partial, and you may not know what role he has."
"So I'm asking you. After all, most of those cadavers are annoying, right? You're the police uncle, so won't brother Zhang help you?"
The mouse chuckled, and turned to look at Lei Long: "You answer, I can watch TV."
Lei Long, who was wiping the cups at the counter, raised his eyelids to look at Zhang Yao, and said with disdain: "Look at your style. You know that no matter whether it is the twelve spirits or the cadaver immortal, they will do it when they see the boss. Is it the reason for the gift?"
"I do not know."
"Well. Let me tell you this. The Twelve Spirits and the Shijiexian are deadly enemies, because the Twelve Spirits and the Shijiexian belong to different branches of the same school, and they are fighting for orthodoxy. , Dao, and Fang are all masters of the four seas. This master is not the master of the master, but the master of the affairs. What is the master of the holy master? The master is the inheritance and continuation. Er Ling was hunted down to the point where he had no choice but to retreat, and then he was so heartbroken that he went to the place where the Holy Master was, knelt down at the seat of the Holy Master and said: Holy Master, I am defeated."
"And then?" Zhang Yao asked curiously.
"Then? Then the Holy Master opened the door, and said to the [-] soldiers who came chasing down and the warriors and warlocks under the Qinglingzi Gate: Go back, the overall situation is settled." Lei Long described with gestures: "Then these tens of thousands No one has the guts to take a step forward. When Qin Shihuang came here, he just said to the Holy Master: Please protect my great Qin people for all generations."
"What about after that? Will the Twelve Spirits be fine after that?"
"Of course there is something to do, but according to the rules, the loser is not allowed to step out of the mountain gate for two Jiazi, so he can pass it on with peace of mind." Thunder Dragon said with a smile: "Two Jiazi inherit one, you know that. So even if it is Twelve Spirits and Qingling No matter how fiercely the son fights, it will break the sky. The Holy Lord cannot favor any side. Only impartiality can protect the inheritance. Otherwise, how do you think the 5000-year civilization has been passed down? Do you think the only inheritance is the art Dharma, spells? Inheritance also includes benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith, gentleness, courtesy, thrift, loyalty, filial piety, bravery, honesty."
At this time, the mouse smiled and said: "In our opinion, inheritance is more important than life. If we lose the inheritance, we will not be able to be reincarnated forever. That's why Da Huang is an exiled god, and he is bullied by this and that all day long."
At this time, Rhubarb, who was eating canned cat food, raised his head: "Say it again, and I will cry for you."
"But... Immortal Shijie is full of bad guys, right? Where did the inheritance come from?"
"Huang Die'er is the Immortal of Corpse Dissection, you two went shopping yesterday, okay?" Lei Long knocked on the table: "It's ten thousand for me, what did you buy? She won't tell me."
"It's nothing." Zhang Yao scratched her head: "It turns out that she is an immortal corpse..."
"That's right, Xiao Ma is also a former Corpse Immortal, the King of the Mountain is also a Corpse Immortal, Rootless Water is also a Corpse Immortal. Sister Gou used to..."
In the middle of Lei Long's speech, he found that Miss Gou's eyes were looking at him sinisterly, and he immediately said without saying a word: "The only twelve spirits in the whole process are the mouse, me, and Huniu. The transformation of identities is not a big deal. Qing Lingzi just said that he broke the law at this stage, and if the rat catches him, the boss will not stop him, but if one day the Shijie Immortal comes to ask the Holy Master to admit defeat and pass it on with peace of mind, then the twelve spirits will not be able to pursue it."
"The law...isn't this contempt for the law?"
"It's not about contempt for the law. The main reason is that when the law has no way to restrain it, we have our internal restraint system. Of course, if Qing Lingzi is caught, he will be shot." The mouse snorted coldly and said: "But shot So what, have you seen the Terminator? As long as the inheritance is still there, we will be immortal and neither will they be immortal. So if Qing Lingzi is caught, I will seal his six senses and lock him in the Leifeng Pagoda. "
"Ah?" Zhang Yao was stunned: "Leifeng Pagoda?"
"Not necessarily, it may be the Great Bao'en Temple or the Big Wild Goose Pagoda, either." Lei Long nodded and said: "This is called Feng Jue."
"It feels very contradictory..."
"Then what should we do? This is how we passed it down from generation to generation. At that time, Qing Lingzi and the others were persecuted by burning books and burying Confucian scholars. Don't you see, wouldn't they come back after being buried alive in 2000?" Thunder Dragon Helplessly smiled: "By the way, you are so eager to inquire about the boss. If you are interested in him, you can just tell him. Although you are not worthy of him, you can't give up hope anyway."
"I'm too lazy to care about you."
Zhang Yao turned around and picked up the remote control and began to search for programs in boredom.
All of a sudden, everyone in the room turned their attention to the TV, because it happened to be a Hong Kong program that was interviewing Xiao Zhang.
"What's the situation?" Lei Longzhi got up and looked at the TV curiously: "Boss, what are you doing here?"
"Hush...don't make noise." Zhang Yao frowned and stopped Lei Long: "He seems to be participating in some kind of competition."
"He? Participate in the competition?"
Zhang Yao turned up the volume to the maximum, and the voice of Brother Zhang being interviewed came from the TV. The reporter asked Brother Zhang, "Are you confident in the next cooking competition? Opposite is Zhuang Wenqing's closed disciple."
Brother Zhang smiled and said, "I've already won."
As he spoke, he pointed to the audience, and when the camera turned, he saw Xiao Ma holding the award on his head, and waving to the camera with a [-]-inch TV on his back.
Thunder Dragon scolded: "Unlucky."
Then the camera turned back to Xiao Zhang, and the reporter asked again: "Then you have already won, why can you still agree to the request to continue the game?"
Little Brother Zhang spoke straighter than his penis, and said immediately, "Because I can steal my teacher."
"Stealing a teacher?"
"Yeah." Brother Xiao Zhang nodded seriously: "I have a restaurant, I can learn his dishes and sell them back."
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the milk tea shop laughed and turned over. Zhang Yao laughed so hard that she pounded on the table, and even Rhubarb rolled around on the table laughing.
This sentence directly blocked the Hong Kong faction's fragmented reporters, and it was difficult to ask any further questions.
People have clearly stated that they went there just to steal the teacher, so what else can I say?And what he said was reasonable, wouldn't it be a good thing to steal a famous chef's dish and sell it back?
Next, Brother Zhang’s preparations have been completed, and all the valuable materials are displayed in front of the TV one by one.
Zhang Yao pointed to the TV and said, "This restaurant has a good layout and knows how to market. It's amazing."
"Hmm..." Lei Long rubbed his chin and pondered for a long time: "This idea can be developed. When the boss comes back, we will also hold a chef's hegemony here."
"Stop making noise, let's start!"
Zhang Yao shouted excitedly, and the room fell silent instantly. Everyone watched Xiao Zhang's hand reach into the box, and slowly figured out the name of a dish.
"Welcome Spring Luo Han Zhai"
Brother Xiaozhang pulled out the name of the dish. At that time, his expression was covered, and then he put the paper in the palm of his hand, took out his mobile phone with his right hand and started to check the recipe.
At this time, the soup-filled yellow croaker that the other chef had drawn had already started making, but Xiao Zhang was still looking up the recipe.
The annoying reporter just came up again at this time, and almost shot a close-up of Xiao Zhang, and then asked in a mean tone: "Why don't you start doing it? Do you think it's too easy and there is no challenge? "
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head, and said blankly: "I don't know, I'm looking up the recipe. After he finished speaking, he actually turned the phone screen to the reporter, and it was really the recipe of Yingchun Luohanzhai."
Not only did the reporter feel that he couldn't ask any more questions, even Lei Long and the others felt quite speechless.
"Hey hey hey, this is too honest...it's embarrassing to do this." Zhang Yao shouted in the room: "Where is the face? Does he not want face?"
"Brother Zhang is not used to those stinky problems." The mouse started to eat a handful of melon seeds: "It's not just once or twice that he hugs Buddha's feet temporarily."
Brother Xiao Zhang put his mobile phone aside, and while watching the video in the recipe, he chopped vegetables. Although he was cramming, his skillful movements were far beyond imagination. He didn't even look at the dishes with his eyes. Pick it up and cut it, but it can still cut the dishes inside beautifully.
At this time, the camera turned again, Brother Zhang's opponent had already started feeding the yellow croaker, it looked really beautiful, the host also praised Peter without hesitation, and said what kind of province he was The hope of young chefs in Hong Kong and Macau, and what he is the most vital young chef.
Peter was still concentrating on preparing the dishes, but after being subjected to such a rainbow fart, he couldn't hold back anymore. He pointed to Xiao Zhang and said to the reporter: "You go and shoot him, he won two games against me."
The reporter was at a loss for words at the time. He glanced back at Xiao Zhang, and then continued to firmly point the camera at Peter.
"Hahahahaha... I laughed to death."
The milk tea shop is full of laughter at the moment. After all, they know what it means to be a wicked person. As long as I am not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.
This is not bad... The well-known host with a big mouth is now being blown out of his mind by a chef. The immediate focus of countless people is no longer what the dishes are cooked, but the temporary watch. What's the new show after the amazing cookbook.
"I'm going to the scene!" After Lei Long finished speaking, he took off his apron and rushed out the door.
"I'm going too." Sister Dog followed closely behind.
At this time, Zhang Yao looked at the mouse blankly, and the mouse ate a melon seed: "Don't look at me, I can't fly."
(End of this chapter)
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