What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 174

"Hello, coffee you want."

Looking up, you can see the huge Lailai standing in front of you. Brother Zhang turned his head to avoid the big black-skinned Lailai who was helping him with coffee. She leaned forward at a small angle, but showed a thrilling expression. Curve, no wonder the coffee shop here is always booming, isn't this a typical unfair competition.

"You are going too far, let her use this method to attract customers."

"What can I do? She cherishes this job very much, and she cheers up other colleagues every day." Jin Mei sat opposite Xiao Zhang, stirring the coffee gently. Although there were many people in the shop, everyone was relatively restrained , relatively quiet, only a few extremely beautiful waiters shuttled back and forth: "And shouldn't it be your heart that is dirty? She is just hot, and she didn't deliberately flirt."

Having said that, it is true that although Jin Mei doesn't know anything about dating, she still has a lot of experience in management. During this time, she will read some related books when she is free. She is clearly the supreme Queen Mother of the West, but now No matter how you look at it, you look like a business elite.

Brother Zhang pursed his lips and smiled, then raised his eyes and looked at Jin Mei: "What's going on with the war in the heavens, why didn't I get any news."

"You are the guardian of this world, not the guardian of other worlds, and the war in the heavens has nothing to do with you." Jin Mei took a sip of coffee and laughed: "But it is true that the fight is very fierce. The pattern of beliefs in the world is similar now. East Asian civilizations are self-sustaining, European and American civilizations are popular, Central Asian civilizations are brutal and tyrannical, Latin American civilizations hide and hide, and Inca civilizations... There is no Inca civilization anymore. You have seen it, Mr. Feathered Serpent God, she just What an idiot. The worst thing is probably the African civilization system, which has been squeezed to the point that the top god system has collapsed, leaving only a circle of lower gods in exile.”

Jin Mei's speech is really professional, one set of one set, it seems that she hasn't studied in it all these years.

"Is the East Asian civilization enclosing itself?"

"Well, the individual abilities are relatively outstanding, but the structure is loose. The European and American gods have invaded several times, but they have all been beaten back. However, we have a small internal problem and missed the best time to counterattack. They can't fight now. If we come in, it will be difficult for us to break through, so we are in the current situation. But the gods have already invaded everything that can be invaded. Now they are fighting against the Central Asians.”

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, probably understanding the cause and effect of this incident.

"Why do you say there is no unity?"

"The East Asian system is too complicated. The totem worship in the north, and the wolf god worshiped have been asleep for almost 1000 years. The ocean gods in the south think about how to live a comfortable life every day, and the Shinto gods in the east have been playing sissy all day for decades. "

"Massification?"

"Well, 800 million gods have turned into cute girls, and they can turn into good-looking girls in everything. They are even more attractive than anyone else." Jin Mei laughed: "You said that we are civilized pirates, but after the fifth After the recovery of spiritual energy, we have long been parasites of civilization. We are what the host is, and there is no way to change it."

After she finished laughing, she looked extremely helpless, leaning there with her arms folded, her face full of nostalgia for the past.

After she regained her composure, she raised her head and glanced at Little Brother Zhang, and then said, "The God of Exile came to ask for your help, so please help, it is not easy for them, as for you don't know what to do, just Leave it to me, and I'll handle it."

Brother Zhang nodded: "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

In the evening, Brother Zhang closed early today. People who were planning to come to the milk tea shop complained and then left. Brother Zhang sat behind the counter the whole time, squatting in front of him. Sitting is a fat rhubarb.

Just after twelve o'clock, there was a sudden knock on the door outside, Da Huang ran over to open the door, and then saw a group of small animals in strange clothes came in, the leader was the little jackal Reaper, followed by a group of cats, cats and dogs Dog, looks like Animal Story...

The little jackal Reaper held the scepter that belonged to death, and directed the cats and dogs to sit down in the vacant seats in the store, while he himself came to the counter, but because he was too short, he could only show a head, not even as tall as the scepter.

"Hello, dear Guardian."

Brother Zhang stood up, and the little jackal Reaper raised his head and widened his eyes: "My God, you are so tall..."

"You are too short, idiot!" Rhubarb rushed over and scratched the little tiger wolf Reaper's head with one paw: "Turn me into a human! Don't run around like this anymore, you think your life is not miserable enough ?"

After finishing speaking, Da Huang also jumped off the stage, and turned into that handsome boy. With one hand, he grabbed the ear of the little tiger wolf Death God and yelled, "Don't dawdle."

The little jackal Reaper's eyes soon began to accumulate tears, looking very pitiful...

But it's pitiful, he still changed into a human form very quickly, but it looks... It seems even weirder, because this is a kid who is only about 1.3 meters long, holding a scepter in his hand, and wearing a decoration on his head The gold jewelry, the key is still a little girl, which has nothing to do with the jackal death in my impression.

What is even more exaggerated than her is that after the change of the cats and dogs behind her, they are actually a group of children with a height of 1.3 to 1.4 meters. The atmosphere in the milk tea shop suddenly turned into a classroom of the third grade in elementary school.

Xiao Zhang frowned and looked at the weird scene in front of him, then looked up at Da Huang, who spread his hands helplessly: "The war in the heavens is so cruel, and the whole Egyptian god system is like this now, otherwise I, an exile Or I'm too embarrassed to tell you this."

Although Rhubarb is also a poor exiled god, he looks relatively normal anyway, but this group of little radish heads are a bit weird no matter how they look. They are sitting, standing, or tilting their heads to look at Brother Zhang, and the whole atmosphere has become strange. stand up.

At this time, the little jackal Reaper took out nine gold coins from the small bag she was carrying slung across her shoulders, put them on the counter of Brother Zhang, and then stood below and looked up at Brother Zhang eagerly. He didn't speak, just watched.

Da Huang sighed, turned around and said, "She asked you, is this enough for you to protect them?"

Brother Xiao Zhang laughed, picked up the gold coins on the table one by one, put them in the drawer, and said to her, "Deal."

The little jackal Reaper became happy all of a sudden, turned around and cheered with the cats and dogs behind her, and then danced, looking silly and powerless.

"It's just a celebration." Da Huang sighed, "But how do we settle them down now?"

Looking at the group of singing and dancing Egyptian cats and dogs, Little Brother Zhang also had a headache for a while: "In the afternoon, Jin Mei said that she would do this for me. Now I don't know how to say it."

"Oh..." Rhubarb was also worried as he leaned there: "This is the last spark of civilization on the banks of the Nile River, although it looks a bit silly."

It's hard to do, but it has to be done.Brother Zhang called Jin Mei over to take a look, and immediately silenced her. She had never been so speechless in her life. Seeing this group of underage gods, it was difficult for Jin Mei to do anything...

"I think I promised too early."

Jin Mei sat on a chair with her arms folded, watching a kitten climb up her trousers, she held the kitten down and put it aside helplessly, and sat there and began to meditate.

"They all have godheads. Although they are a little weaker, they are indeed godheads." Jin Mei glanced at Brother Zhang, "So they are easy to be positioned. Living alone is actually quite dangerous.”

"Then what do you think should be done?" Brother Zhang asked curiously, "I can find a way to implement it."

"Well, according to the content of the agreement, we are not allowed to harm the creatures of the lower world. That is a good way to avoid it." Jin Mei said after a moment of silence: "Binding them with the selected people is the most common The most ordinary people can neither harm them, nor can they use the protective power of the agreement to protect them from being harmed by other gods."

Little Brother Zhang nodded: "Well, that's pretty good."

It has to be Jin Mei, a natural manager is strong, although some things are not difficult, but as long as you don't think about it, it is really a thousand miles away. According to Jin Mei, these children are assigned out to share with ordinary people People sign a contract, these children are godheads, then they can be regarded as symbiosis, and symbiosis is protected by the lower realm regulations, and the rest only needs to carefully select suitable people.

"The requirements are actually relatively simple. You can go shopping in the streets tomorrow, and you can just screen them out. Although these little things are not strong, they are orthodox godheads anyway, so there are requirements for tolerance. People under the age of 20 and People over the age of 60 can't bear it, and the range should be in the range of 20 to 60... Oh, I'll go with you tomorrow."

Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at Jin Mei: "Do you need me to do anything?"

"You are in charge of screening. If I want to screen, it will be quite troublesome. Your ability is better."

"it is good."

According to Jin Mei's instructions, at night, Brother Zhang took down the spiritual imprints of this group of cats and dogs, and recorded them in the notebook. He only needs to go to the entrance of the mall the next morning. Just meet Jin Mei.

The screening method is also very simple, age, psychic affinity, lifespan, personality soundness, income status and so on.

Because as long as the spiritual imprints are merged into one, these people can immediately obtain a part of the godhead power of the exiled Egyptian god, so these screening indicators are relatively important, and there are actually not many people who meet the requirements.

The overall requirements are roughly between 60 and [-] years old, unmarried, living alone, have a certain spiritual affinity, and the life span should not be too short, relatively healthy personality, not anti-social personality, and not having mental illness and Quirks like pedophilia, and middle-income status and above, because these little Egyptian gods are pretty edible...

After turning around, I only screened less than ten people, and most of them were between 24 and 30 years old, because there are too few people who have to meet these conditions at the same time. Most of them in their [-]s have already married, and those who have not married either There is a problem with income, or it is because of a not-so-sound personality or some unspeakable secrets, or a withdrawn personality who likes to be alone.

And as long as Brother Xiao Zhang goes through his life with a dream comeback and judges that he is qualified, he will inadvertently be imprinted with the mental imprint of those kittens and puppies, and in the next few hours, these people will Forming a life-changing bond with their destined companions in different ways.

Jin Mei is beside Xiao Zhang to help him as a staff officer. Although many people have all the data on the surface, they are sometimes brushed off because of one or another bizarre reason, such as being too ugly, having body odor, not Those who brush their teeth, who have been scumbags, and who speak foul language.

Anyway, the general direction is just that, but Jin Mei is very concerned about the small details, because as a member of the polytheistic system, she is very sad about the blasphemy. In theory, she does not allow anyone to easily blaspheme, but Even if some people don't do anything, the face they have can already constitute blasphemy.

In this way, the scope that can be screened is getting smaller and smaller. Although the number of people in the mall is scary, it took them a full day to find all the people.

When the last little jackal Reaper was assigned, brother Zhang let out a sigh of relief: "I feel tired for the first time."

"Normally, it's mainly due to the tiredness of the heart. Anyone who sees such a dirty thing will feel tired." Jin Mei smiled and said to Brother Zhang: "Tonight, you must recite the mantra of the Queen Mother Shengwei's pure heart and pure words."

"Don't read."

"Read it..."

"Don't read."

While they were talking, they suddenly saw a young lady squatting on the ground talking to a kitten, and she was one of the selected ones, but her behavior seemed weird to others, because in other From the human point of view, this young lady is talking to a cloud of air, and even touching the air with her hands...

"It's started, the gears of fate are turning." Jin Mei clapped her hands happily and said, "There will be many beautiful stories."

Brother Xiao Zhang also nodded with a smile: "We seem to have created many novel protagonists unintentionally."

Jin Mei hummed, and watched the girl take the kitten away with her hands behind her back, with a sweet smile on her face.

As Xiao Zhang said, everyone who is selected can actually become the protagonist in a novel, because when they meet these puppies and cats, their lives are destined to take a completely different path. different paths.

Some will be plain and warm, some will be fierce and brave, and some will be funny and humorous, but the only thing in common is that their lives will be different from now on. Their identities give those exiled gods a protection. The divine power of the Exiled God will also make them different from ordinary people.

"Have you noticed?" Jin Mei looked up at Brother Zhang, "Although you always say you have nothing to do, you are actually quite busy."

Brother Xiao Zhang smiled, and was about to speak when he turned around, but saw an old man walking towards him tremblingly, Brother Zhang frowned, lowered his head and said to Jin Mei: "There is trouble."

"how?"

As soon as the words fell, the space of the entire shopping mall began to twist violently, and all the time and space began to rotate and disintegrate like a Rubik's cube. Brother Zhang stretched out his hand and was stuck in the change of time, and then screwed back the time that was already disordered. .

"Feel it?" Brother Zhang asked.

Jin Mei shook her head blankly: "No, what's wrong?"

"Someone brought people back from another time and space." Brother Zhang took a deep breath: "The world line has changed."

"Really?"

"Yeah." Brother Zhang nodded and said, "But I screwed it back."

Jin Mei gave him a thumbs up: "It has to be you, Mr. Zhang."

(End of this chapter)