What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 179 The other side of the myth.

Let's talk about Lingzi's luck. He is unlucky in everything. When he was just reincarnated, he wanted to develop a little bit, and met the Twelve Spirits whose inheritance has not been broken.I just came here and wanted to be in the same vein as my old enemy Xu Fu, but then I met Twelve Spirits again.I was just about to save someone, but I caught a great white shark while touching fish, and witnessed the coming of an evil Buddha, so I was almost taken for a ride.

If you want to say that he is unlucky, if you pick it up casually, it is the thousand-armed and thousand-eyed Daheitian Avalokitesvara, who is the top fighting force even in the Daheiling Mountain. The top most evil evil Buddha.

But it's okay, it's not as evil as imagined, at least according to Qing Lingzi's observations these days, if this person becomes bad, he will be worse than all the evil Buddhas in the world. At best, it is unmerciful, and some people can't even be cruel.

"What are we going to do now?"

Looking at the already bright sky outside, Sai Dongfeng asked casually.

"Wait for her to wake up and see if we can ask something useful, or... lure her into the group."

Qing Lingzi was very disturbed. He was worried that he could not control the thing in front of him, but he also hoped that such a powerful being could join his team.

This is one of the best combat forces on Hei Ling Mountain, and the target is the Queen Mother of the West. If she can really be recruited into the group, it will not be a miracle but a real god, even if it cannot be transformed into a complete form. The little things that came are already unmatched in the world.

But the only problem now is whether it can be used by him. He is very panicked, because although he has a little contact with this kind of existence, it is the first time he has encountered this situation today, and his peak period is just mere mere Earth immortals, the human world can't do whatever they want.

At the same time, in a certain RT-Mart in LYG, the early risers have already started working.

"Morning." A colleague in the store greeted Hou'er, and then handed him a steamed stuffed bun: "See if you hired excellent employees when you first came, that's fine."

Monkey's human figure is not handsome at all, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and short stature, less than 1.7 meters, but he is not energetic, it is the kind of appearance that makes people feel particularly energetic at a glance, and his hands and feet are nimble, He is quick-moving, and he can finish other people's work in the morning in an hour or so. In addition, he is also a restless master, so he will fumble here and there.This helps and that lends a hand.

Although it has only been here for less than a month, there is such a monkey among the outstanding employees of this month.

"It's okay, let's ask for a meal." The monkey walked to his post, put on his apron and started to work: "Start work!"

Monkey's hands and feet are really super nimble, and because of his nimbleness and diligence plus his sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, colleagues here like to call him a monkey, but then I don't know who called him the first In less than a month, the colleagues in the entire store called him the Great Saint.

To be honest, monkeys don't like to kill fish, but they really lost themselves in the sound of "Great Sage". They are the first ones to come every day, and they are full of strength when they do everything, just to hear people shout "" Thank you Holy One."

Not to mention, Hou'er is really famous now. It is no exaggeration to say that he is the treasure of this RT-Mart store, because his way of killing fish and his agility were photographed on the Internet, and many people came here admiringly. To watch him kill a fish, so the business of his fish stall is more than ten times better than before, and now the entire seafood area is handed over to him by the supervisor, just to let more people come to see the great sage kill fish.And it was only because of that day...

"Do you want to stab or not?" Hou'er lowered his head to work and saw the crucian carp under his hand: "If you want to stab, I will leave the stab, if you don't want to stab, I will go for you."

The person who bought the fish was also stunned for a moment, and then asked curiously: "Can crucian carp also be stabbed?"

"Then who do you look down on?"

"No...Master, just show me your hand, I want to see how this crucian carp stabs."

A hint of disdain appeared on the corner of Hou'er's mouth. He put the crucian carp on the chopping board and dealt with it with a click. Then he turned the back of the knife and slapped it. Then he took a pair of tweezers and plucked the inside of it like a pig's hair. The fishbone was picked out one by one, extremely fast, and the position was extremely accurate, and the tweezers were inserted into the fish's belly to pull out blindly, without using eyes at all.

The whole process from removing scales, disembowelling, to removing gills and thorns took less than a minute, which is the time for ordinary people to deal with it, but he had already put the fish in a plastic bag: "Eat the thorns and find them." I."

The man was skeptical at first, but after taking the fish back and eating it, he found that there was really no thorn. You must know that this is a crucian carp. The thorns can be treated so clean without destroying the fish. Ordinary people?

So because of this trick, Hou'er suddenly became popular on the Internet. More and more people came here every day to watch him kill fish and get stabbed. He can't run out of energy, and he also enjoys the feeling of being praised.

In the afternoon, the fish in the fresh food section sold out several hours in advance. Monkey sat there with a lunch box and ate lunch. There was also a mobile phone in front of him, which was playing the [-]th edition of Journey to the West. , he was watching with interest.

"Hey, Great Sage. I will eat later, the boss calls you."

The colleague's call didn't wait for the monkey to get up, he just continued to eat in a leisurely manner, and said in between chewing: "Let him wait."

The colleague next to him saw this guy's stinking problem again, and quickly reminded him: "The big boss is here too."

"It's the same when the king of heaven is here. Grandpa won't go if he doesn't want to go." The monkey still ate in a leisurely manner, not used to those stinky problems at all.

It wasn't until he was full that he patted the rice particles scattered around, got up and followed that bastard colleague to the boss's office upstairs. As soon as he entered, the boss and the big boss immediately looked at him and laughed.

Hou'er was not polite, and sat directly on the sofa next to him: "Why do you want me?"

"Of course it's a good thing." The boss said with a smile: "Boss Wei said that he wants to transfer you to another store to manage the aquatic product area. Are you willing?"

"Will the salary increase?"

The two bosses looked at each other and laughed together.

In this way, Hou'er became a giant of aquatic products in a new store, and this store just happened to be next to Huaguo Mountain. The days went by day by day, and he finally spent money on a sunny rest day to buy tickets to go home.

But he came back in less than 10 minutes, because it was completely different from the original appearance. Although he could still see the blue waves of the East China Sea, his home was no longer his home, and from that day on, he only worked every day. Work, as if being drained of strength.

The greatest pleasure is to occasionally get together with the Third Prince and Erlangshen for a few drinks.

"If you want me to say, you have too high expectations for this world, you are hypocritical." The third prince, who was always dressed as a baby-faced teenager, is now full of stubble, with one foot on the small coffee table of the KTV, holding Holding a bottle of beer, he took a few gulps down: "In the world, you either have to work hard like you did back then, and you don't care what kind of career you are, anyway, you have the ability. Or you can be honest Just be a person, eat three meals a day, daily necessities, rice, oil and salt. You are hypocritical, don't you want to live a hypocritical life?"

The third prince lit a cigarette: "This world will not allow you and me to mess around."

Erlang Zhenjun also picked up the wine bottle and swallowed it in one gulp: "It's hard in the world, it's really hard."

Hou'er leaned on the whining and weeping, his whole body was rebellious, but now he has nowhere to rest. The wind, frost, rain and snow did not make him a hero in the end, but became a mediocre mortal.He is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and he was also a great hero praised by everyone back then, how could he live like a dog now.

"Okay, okay." The third prince patted Hou'er on the shoulder, and handed him a bottle of wine: "You have made troubles, and I have made troubles. It's not a good thing, but it's not all right now." It’s mediocrity. That day I chatted with Mr. Huode Xing. He borrowed some money from the God of Wealth to open a hot pot restaurant. I asked him what was the picture, and he said it was a picture. It's just a practice, you can't live if you carry it, and you have to endure the smoke and fire in this world when you go to the world, he asked me to ask myself, ask me if I still have the determination to be a hero of the day, I said I didn't Yes, the world is too busy, I lost my eyes long ago."

The monkey took the wine and took a big gulp: "I want to be a hero!"

"If you are a hammer, you are not allowed to be a hero in this world. Why do you have to be a hero? Do you think that saving a few people outside is a hero? Heh, both of you were driven out of the lower world, you have no choice. You have to You are responsible for your food, clothing, housing, transportation, eating, drinking, and scavenging, and besides being more stamina and dexterous than ordinary people, the rest of you are just mortal bodies, so why should you be a hero?"

"I'm not, I'm much stronger than ordinary people." Hou'er raised a finger and pointed to the ceiling: "I won't get hurt if I jump from a height of 20 meters."

The third prince picked up a rope tied with beer and swished it on the monkey's finger. He groaned in pain and withdrew his hand.

"It's invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire are invulnerable, and it still hurts in the end."

At this time, Zhenjun Erlang, who had been drinking all the time, lifted up his sleeves, and there were several teeth marks on them: "A dog bit it."

Seeing this, the third prince and Hou'er seemed to have seen the biggest joke in their lives. The two of them hugged each other and couldn't help laughing, but after laughing, they were surprisingly silent. The three of them suddenly had nothing to say, just Sitting there watching the KTV screen playing songs by himself, and then drinking one after another, like a middle-aged man who hides outside after work and refuses to go home, his eyes are full of exhaustion.

"It's hard in the world." Zhenjun Erlang suddenly sighed, "It's harder than anything else."

(End of this chapter)