What to do with a full-scale life
Chapter 182 The Late Night Tavern
Chapter 182 The Late Night Tavern
"Hahaha……"
Brother Zombie raised his glass: "Thank you everyone."
It turns out that zombies can also get drunk. Brother Xiao Zhang took out a small notebook and recorded it, then raised his head and said to Brother Zombie: "I only drink here and don't drink too much. Your amount is almost the same."
Brother Zombie is really happy today. He never expected that Chang'an Lane would welcome him in this way, let alone Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in this small Chang'an Lane. People are not normal people, and demons are not serious. demon.But he felt so happy and warm. For hundreds of years, this was the first place where he didn't have to hide, and it was also the first place where he could see so many different kinds gathered together.
The food here is delicious, the wine is delicious, and the people and monsters are good, everyone is very nice.In an instant, he felt like a wandering lone boat had found a harbor. For the first time, a traveler who had been wandering for many years had the urge to live here forever.
It was around twelve o'clock in the evening when Zombie Brother's friend came late. This is a woman, about 30 years old, but it is definitely not a human being who can be friends with a zombie, so the age shown is not at all. unimportant.
But this woman and the zombie brother have gone to two extremes. She is all kinds of exquisiteness and all kinds of atmosphere. The two of them are like species of two different planets. They can make friends. It seems that it is just as Yang Junfeng asserted many years ago. As you said, the aesthetics of these monsters are somewhat problematic.
After the woman came, she seemed very happy to see Brother Zombie again. After sitting down, she chatted a lot, just like two old friends who haven't seen for many years.
"Speaking of which, you finally dared to take off your outfit, why aren't you afraid?"
Brother Zombie didn't care about the ridicule from his old friend, he just smiled and said, "This place is very good."
"Oh? Is it?"
She raised her head and looked at this small late-night cafeteria. She felt that the decoration style of this place was quite right for her, and the owner was a handsome young man, which was more to her liking, so she simply abandoned her old friend Make fun of Brother Zhang.
"Brother, do you drive so late every day? Do you have a girlfriend?"
Brother Xiao Zhang took out the roast chicken from the stove and handed it to her, but he didn't answer her question, just laughed there.
Maybe it was because he was so youthful when he smiled. The big sister looked at Xiao Zhang with her eyes full of admiration, "Handsome guy, my sister is also single, do you want to add a VX?"
Faced with the invitation and ridicule of a mature big sister, brother Zhang didn't say anything, just sat there watching her smile, and then waited for her own interest to fade.
Sure enough, it didn't take long before she didn't seem to have much interest in Brother Zhang. After all, no one knows how many years she has lived, how many men she has met, and how many times she has molested someone like Brother Zhang. .
Afterwards, she chatted with Zombie Brother about her circumstances over the years, which Zombie Brother seldom talked about, but this big sister seemed very generous, and she sat down and started talking.
Brother Zhang can probably hear some clues from her chat content, that is, when they met last time, this land was still a feudal monarchy, and the emperor at that time was still called Zhu Youjian.Afterwards, this eldest sister wandered around from the Dorgon era until the reform and opening up. In these years, she mainly opened drug stores and tailor shops. Became a celebrity.
"A suitor, of course there is. But...forget it, don't mention it. And you, you boy haven't told me what you have been doing all these years."
Hearing the question, the zombie brother scratched his head in embarrassment and began to talk. After they parted ways during the Chongzhen reign, the zombie brother went to Nanyang alone, and then did some small business with foreigners. When World War II came, He joined the local resistance organization and worked there for several years with the Japanese devils. Later, he was blown up by a cannon, and after growing back, he couldn't return to the original team, so he had to start a life of wandering around. .
I have been wandering for almost 60 years, and I only returned to my hometown more than ten years ago, and then I made a living by writing along the way.
"I just didn't expect you to read what I wrote." Zombie Brother laughed: "You will also take the initiative to contact me."
"That's right. After all, I usually don't have much to do. I just read the novel. I saw a few familiar names in it. I thought it was strange. After I contacted you, I found out that it was really you."
Brother Zombie smiled, but didn't say anything. He just picked up the wine and took a sip and asked suddenly, "Did you find him?"
Brother Zhang used to think that someone could change their demeanor in a second, but now this big sister really changed her demeanor in a second. From the beginning, the joy of reuniting old friends suddenly turned into sadness , Sorrow, his face was filled with wind and frost all at once.
"It's not so easy to find. Human monsters have different paths after all. 1000 years is just a short time for us, but for a person, it has already been reincarnated for ten lives. The cause and effect are broken, and there is no point in looking for it."
Brother Xiao Zhang beside him interjected inappropriately at this moment: "Are you looking for Xu Xian?"
Hearing this name suddenly, the elder sister was startled for a moment, then turned her head to look at Brother Zhang in astonishment: "How do you know?"
"Because you are a white snake, I thought about it, isn't Zhao Yazhi the most famous among the white snakes, besides Zhao Yazhi, she is also the White Snake." Xiao Zhang laughed and said, "So I just asked casually."
Brother Zhang is actually quite happy. He has watched the Legend of the New White Snake all his life, and he has read all the versions. Now he really sees the deity, which is actually quite interesting. There is such a feeling of breaking the dimensional wall.
How should I put it, the real white lady is slightly different from what he imagined. She is more demonic and has a unique non-human temperament. If she is good-looking, she is definitely good-looking. They all have some problems, but they never go wrong with their own aesthetics. They are all carefully selected looks, can they not look good?
For Xiao Zhang, this kind of snake monster with a bit of a witchy smell is probably the most in line with the characteristics of a real white lady, but it is preconceived for him, so it seems very strange.
"It's okay, you continue to talk."
Brother Zhang continued to work on the things in his hands, and Brother Zombie also began to tell the astonished white lady about the unique place in Chang'an Lane. Not a normal person.
"Little handsome guy, you can actually see my true form, so don't you also have thousands of years of cultivation?"
Faced with such a problem, Brother Xiao Zhang usually shows his ID card directly, but the white lady who saw the ID card laughed loudly, and then took out her ID card from her bag: "Here, I just compare You are six years older."
This time Brother Zhang simply showed her the photo of himself sitting on the stone lion in front of Chang'an Lane when he was a child, which dispelled the curiosity of this snake monster who liked the real thing.However, she still broods over the fact that brother Zhang can see her real body at a glance.
It wasn't until Brother Zombie got herself drunk that she completely let herself go, and even began to question Brother Zhang. Snake spirits are best at testing men's determination, but this time...she seems to have miscalculated .
Because the cross-examination hadn't officially started, a radiant person came in from outside. Others couldn't see it, but the cultivation of the white lady was enough to see at a glance how terrifying this woman who was so dazzling that people couldn't open their eyes.
"Have a glass of fresh milk, and I'll go back to sleep after drinking it." Jin Mei sat opposite Brother Zhang in a rage, "I ran outside all day today, and you didn't even ask me!"
"Didn't you say yesterday that you were going to attend the first human world party today? Why should I ask?" Brother Zhang poured her a glass of milk.
And Jin Mei who served the milk looked back at the little white snake who was sitting there dumbfounded, and actually laughed: "Hey, little white snake, long time no see."
"Xi... Xi... Queen Mother Xi."
"Oh, it's okay, it's all a false name." Jin Mei waved her hand: "Don't call me this title, just call me Jin Mei. A human name."
"understood……"
The white lady, who was flirtatious before, is now as well-behaved as a primary school student, not to mention challenging Brother Zhang's weakness, she dared not even breathe, for fear of disturbing the supreme goddess next to her.
"The party was unsuccessful, and many people lost contact." Jin Mei sighed, "Tomorrow I have to go to a party all over the world, and I feel uncomfortable thinking about the faces of those people."
Jin Mei's expression of disgust was beyond words, but she really did what she said, she turned around and left after drinking a glass of milk, without delay at all, and Brother Zhang didn't count the money for her, but just said: "It's hard work!" is you."
"It's not hard work, life is hard." Jin Mei came to the door of the room and turned around and said, "You treat the little white snake well, I'm going back to rest."
"Ah."
And since Jin Mei left, the white lady has become more honest, and she dare not be presumptuous at all, because the handsome young man sitting in front of her is someone who can communicate with Queen Mother Xi on an equal footing, and even makes Queen Mother Xi swear in front of him. A little Jiao, although this Jiao is not obvious, but after being a woman for so many years, can she not understand the meaning of those small gestures?
I can't afford it.
As for Xiao Zhang, he had no problem, he just poured another glass of wine for Bai Niangniang, and then said: "If you really want to find someone, you can come here if you have nothing to do, the news here is quite well-informed."
"Okay... I see." She agreed honestly: "Thank you, that... Is it too late? No, I'll take him away first, he's so drunk."
Brother Zhang nodded.
After the white lady got up, she did not forget to scan the payment code with her mobile phone: "How much?"
"He gave it to me." Little Brother Zhang pointed to the zombie brother who was sleeping: "Just take him there."
(End of this chapter)
"Hahaha……"
Brother Zombie raised his glass: "Thank you everyone."
It turns out that zombies can also get drunk. Brother Xiao Zhang took out a small notebook and recorded it, then raised his head and said to Brother Zombie: "I only drink here and don't drink too much. Your amount is almost the same."
Brother Zombie is really happy today. He never expected that Chang'an Lane would welcome him in this way, let alone Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in this small Chang'an Lane. People are not normal people, and demons are not serious. demon.But he felt so happy and warm. For hundreds of years, this was the first place where he didn't have to hide, and it was also the first place where he could see so many different kinds gathered together.
The food here is delicious, the wine is delicious, and the people and monsters are good, everyone is very nice.In an instant, he felt like a wandering lone boat had found a harbor. For the first time, a traveler who had been wandering for many years had the urge to live here forever.
It was around twelve o'clock in the evening when Zombie Brother's friend came late. This is a woman, about 30 years old, but it is definitely not a human being who can be friends with a zombie, so the age shown is not at all. unimportant.
But this woman and the zombie brother have gone to two extremes. She is all kinds of exquisiteness and all kinds of atmosphere. The two of them are like species of two different planets. They can make friends. It seems that it is just as Yang Junfeng asserted many years ago. As you said, the aesthetics of these monsters are somewhat problematic.
After the woman came, she seemed very happy to see Brother Zombie again. After sitting down, she chatted a lot, just like two old friends who haven't seen for many years.
"Speaking of which, you finally dared to take off your outfit, why aren't you afraid?"
Brother Zombie didn't care about the ridicule from his old friend, he just smiled and said, "This place is very good."
"Oh? Is it?"
She raised her head and looked at this small late-night cafeteria. She felt that the decoration style of this place was quite right for her, and the owner was a handsome young man, which was more to her liking, so she simply abandoned her old friend Make fun of Brother Zhang.
"Brother, do you drive so late every day? Do you have a girlfriend?"
Brother Xiao Zhang took out the roast chicken from the stove and handed it to her, but he didn't answer her question, just laughed there.
Maybe it was because he was so youthful when he smiled. The big sister looked at Xiao Zhang with her eyes full of admiration, "Handsome guy, my sister is also single, do you want to add a VX?"
Faced with the invitation and ridicule of a mature big sister, brother Zhang didn't say anything, just sat there watching her smile, and then waited for her own interest to fade.
Sure enough, it didn't take long before she didn't seem to have much interest in Brother Zhang. After all, no one knows how many years she has lived, how many men she has met, and how many times she has molested someone like Brother Zhang. .
Afterwards, she chatted with Zombie Brother about her circumstances over the years, which Zombie Brother seldom talked about, but this big sister seemed very generous, and she sat down and started talking.
Brother Zhang can probably hear some clues from her chat content, that is, when they met last time, this land was still a feudal monarchy, and the emperor at that time was still called Zhu Youjian.Afterwards, this eldest sister wandered around from the Dorgon era until the reform and opening up. In these years, she mainly opened drug stores and tailor shops. Became a celebrity.
"A suitor, of course there is. But...forget it, don't mention it. And you, you boy haven't told me what you have been doing all these years."
Hearing the question, the zombie brother scratched his head in embarrassment and began to talk. After they parted ways during the Chongzhen reign, the zombie brother went to Nanyang alone, and then did some small business with foreigners. When World War II came, He joined the local resistance organization and worked there for several years with the Japanese devils. Later, he was blown up by a cannon, and after growing back, he couldn't return to the original team, so he had to start a life of wandering around. .
I have been wandering for almost 60 years, and I only returned to my hometown more than ten years ago, and then I made a living by writing along the way.
"I just didn't expect you to read what I wrote." Zombie Brother laughed: "You will also take the initiative to contact me."
"That's right. After all, I usually don't have much to do. I just read the novel. I saw a few familiar names in it. I thought it was strange. After I contacted you, I found out that it was really you."
Brother Zombie smiled, but didn't say anything. He just picked up the wine and took a sip and asked suddenly, "Did you find him?"
Brother Zhang used to think that someone could change their demeanor in a second, but now this big sister really changed her demeanor in a second. From the beginning, the joy of reuniting old friends suddenly turned into sadness , Sorrow, his face was filled with wind and frost all at once.
"It's not so easy to find. Human monsters have different paths after all. 1000 years is just a short time for us, but for a person, it has already been reincarnated for ten lives. The cause and effect are broken, and there is no point in looking for it."
Brother Xiao Zhang beside him interjected inappropriately at this moment: "Are you looking for Xu Xian?"
Hearing this name suddenly, the elder sister was startled for a moment, then turned her head to look at Brother Zhang in astonishment: "How do you know?"
"Because you are a white snake, I thought about it, isn't Zhao Yazhi the most famous among the white snakes, besides Zhao Yazhi, she is also the White Snake." Xiao Zhang laughed and said, "So I just asked casually."
Brother Zhang is actually quite happy. He has watched the Legend of the New White Snake all his life, and he has read all the versions. Now he really sees the deity, which is actually quite interesting. There is such a feeling of breaking the dimensional wall.
How should I put it, the real white lady is slightly different from what he imagined. She is more demonic and has a unique non-human temperament. If she is good-looking, she is definitely good-looking. They all have some problems, but they never go wrong with their own aesthetics. They are all carefully selected looks, can they not look good?
For Xiao Zhang, this kind of snake monster with a bit of a witchy smell is probably the most in line with the characteristics of a real white lady, but it is preconceived for him, so it seems very strange.
"It's okay, you continue to talk."
Brother Zhang continued to work on the things in his hands, and Brother Zombie also began to tell the astonished white lady about the unique place in Chang'an Lane. Not a normal person.
"Little handsome guy, you can actually see my true form, so don't you also have thousands of years of cultivation?"
Faced with such a problem, Brother Xiao Zhang usually shows his ID card directly, but the white lady who saw the ID card laughed loudly, and then took out her ID card from her bag: "Here, I just compare You are six years older."
This time Brother Zhang simply showed her the photo of himself sitting on the stone lion in front of Chang'an Lane when he was a child, which dispelled the curiosity of this snake monster who liked the real thing.However, she still broods over the fact that brother Zhang can see her real body at a glance.
It wasn't until Brother Zombie got herself drunk that she completely let herself go, and even began to question Brother Zhang. Snake spirits are best at testing men's determination, but this time...she seems to have miscalculated .
Because the cross-examination hadn't officially started, a radiant person came in from outside. Others couldn't see it, but the cultivation of the white lady was enough to see at a glance how terrifying this woman who was so dazzling that people couldn't open their eyes.
"Have a glass of fresh milk, and I'll go back to sleep after drinking it." Jin Mei sat opposite Brother Zhang in a rage, "I ran outside all day today, and you didn't even ask me!"
"Didn't you say yesterday that you were going to attend the first human world party today? Why should I ask?" Brother Zhang poured her a glass of milk.
And Jin Mei who served the milk looked back at the little white snake who was sitting there dumbfounded, and actually laughed: "Hey, little white snake, long time no see."
"Xi... Xi... Queen Mother Xi."
"Oh, it's okay, it's all a false name." Jin Mei waved her hand: "Don't call me this title, just call me Jin Mei. A human name."
"understood……"
The white lady, who was flirtatious before, is now as well-behaved as a primary school student, not to mention challenging Brother Zhang's weakness, she dared not even breathe, for fear of disturbing the supreme goddess next to her.
"The party was unsuccessful, and many people lost contact." Jin Mei sighed, "Tomorrow I have to go to a party all over the world, and I feel uncomfortable thinking about the faces of those people."
Jin Mei's expression of disgust was beyond words, but she really did what she said, she turned around and left after drinking a glass of milk, without delay at all, and Brother Zhang didn't count the money for her, but just said: "It's hard work!" is you."
"It's not hard work, life is hard." Jin Mei came to the door of the room and turned around and said, "You treat the little white snake well, I'm going back to rest."
"Ah."
And since Jin Mei left, the white lady has become more honest, and she dare not be presumptuous at all, because the handsome young man sitting in front of her is someone who can communicate with Queen Mother Xi on an equal footing, and even makes Queen Mother Xi swear in front of him. A little Jiao, although this Jiao is not obvious, but after being a woman for so many years, can she not understand the meaning of those small gestures?
I can't afford it.
As for Xiao Zhang, he had no problem, he just poured another glass of wine for Bai Niangniang, and then said: "If you really want to find someone, you can come here if you have nothing to do, the news here is quite well-informed."
"Okay... I see." She agreed honestly: "Thank you, that... Is it too late? No, I'll take him away first, he's so drunk."
Brother Zhang nodded.
After the white lady got up, she did not forget to scan the payment code with her mobile phone: "How much?"
"He gave it to me." Little Brother Zhang pointed to the zombie brother who was sleeping: "Just take him there."
(End of this chapter)
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