What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 192 Frankness is indeed coming up

"Don't you think this is sad? Women are not respected and given away as items. This is a tragedy! A tragedy even worse than a tragedy!"

"Crack..."

"You have to understand that we as women must not let this happen, we need to unite and make those stinking men pay the price, you know what I mean?"

"Crack..."

"Although I don't know why you are the main god level, but I know you must be very powerful, right? You have the ability to solve this tragedy, right? Then why can't you speak out for your female compatriots? Make this world a better place?"

"Crack..."

Zhang Yao's voice was almost hoarse, but the black-skinned Da Lai Lai in front of her was always looking at her blankly, with an expression like a dementia, and the hand eating potato chips in his hand never stopped, letting the wind from east to west, north and south, She stood still.

"Can she understand what I'm saying?" Zhang Yao turned her head and asked Brother Zhang, "Why didn't she respond at all?"

"Yes, yes." Xiao Zhang smiled and said, "It's just that she doesn't want to talk to you."

"Huh?" Zhang Yao looked at Brother Zhang in a daze, "Why?"

At this moment, brother Zhang was lying on the counter with a smile on his face, looking at the black-skinned Da Lai Lai idiot goddess, then pointed to Zhang Yao and said to her: "You help her, she will provide you with snacks for a whole year. "

"Deal!" The big girl immediately stood up and pointed to Miss Luna and said, "That's it, I'll take her to find Xiaoxiang tomorrow."

Zhang Yao was dumbfounded, but brother Zhang continued to add: "Don't break your promise, otherwise she will get angry and be terrible."

But this doesn't seem to be that important anymore, because Luna has already said that the body of the white elephant is more than 1000 meters high and 3000 meters long. What is the reason for the little elephant?

So Zhang Yao asked with a blank face: "Why can she call the White Elephant the Little Elephant? How old is she?"

Brother Zhang sat back on the chair, his face became heavy: "World-class."

"I know, she is really world-class." Zhang Yao said dumbfounded: "Is there an I mask? She is about to spit out..."

"It's not this, it's her size." Rhubarb returned to the counter conveniently at this time, and before squatting there, he dragged a piece of paper under his buttocks: "The Feathered Serpent is the largest known creature in this world. "

"She turned out to be the Feathered Serpent God..." Zhang Yao sighed: "It seems that I have to supplement my knowledge of the mythology system."

"Actually, there is nothing to add." Da Huang continued, "Myths are all nonsense."

At this time, Brother Xiao Zhang called Hei Pi Da Lai Lai over, leaned into her ear and whispered something. , the two seemed to have reached an agreement in the end, and they gave each other high fives.

When the black-skinned dalailai beautiful girl returned to Zhang Yao's side, she raised a finger and said, "Let me tell you first, I want to eat a lot of snacks and they are very expensive. They cost 100 yuan a day!"

Zhang Yao looked back at brother Zhang and said with her mouth: "Has she never eaten good food?"

Brother Xiao Zhang lowered his eyelids and didn't speak, just smiled there.

Then I heard Heipi Dalailai continue to say: "We will go tomorrow, because tomorrow is the only day I have leave."

Zhang Yao nodded hurriedly: "Yes, of course."

Then Heipi Dalailai raised a finger again: "But you also have to go with me, because I don't know the way, I'm stupid."

Zhang Yao couldn't take back her thoughts all of a sudden, she was stunned for a moment and then asked suddenly: "Stupid?"

"Hmm." Heipi Dalailai nodded and said, "I can't tell the direction, and I'm easily deceived. So I need a very smart person to help me. I...I..."

In the middle of her speech, she suddenly looked at brother Zhang, her eyes were full of helplessness, and her face was also full of bewilderment.

"Did you forget the words?" Zhang Yao also looked back at Brother Zhang: "He taught you to say that, right?"

Hei Pi Da Lai Lai nodded a little at a loss, then looked at Xiao Zhang and showed a miserable smile.

Zhang Yao rolled her eyes helplessly, then sat down and said to Brother Zhang, "So she is really an idiot, right?"

Brother Xiao Zhang just smiled and didn't nod or shake his head, but now everything he said seemed pale and powerless. An idiot is an idiot, just the kind of person who doesn't look smart at first glance. After all, she can't even be a waiter. If you are smart, no one will believe it.

"Okay."

Zhang Yao snapped her fingers and immediately understood all the problems.First of all, it can be confirmed that this black-skinned Da Lai Lai is a top-level combat power, an absolute master god level.Secondly, her reaction is very slow and her brain is not very flexible.Finally, she is very easily brainwashed and easily controlled by others.

After knowing these three elements, Zhang Yao, an extremely shrewd woman, immediately had a plan. He first ordered Luna to go out and buy a few hundred yuan worth of food, and then he held the pile of food and said to Heipi Dalailai : "Can you help me heal my foot? I can give you a pack of biscuits if it is cured."

Heipi Dalailai looked at Brother Zhang helplessly. It could be seen that she had a strong desire for biscuits, but she was afraid of violating the rules that Brother Zhang had set for her, so for a while it was at a loss.

Brother Zhang also waved helplessly at her, signaling that he didn't care.

Although the black-skinned Dalailai is not smart, but at least it is much better than the Border Collie. She keenly caught the meaning of Xiao Zhang's expression, snatched the biscuit from Zhang Yao's hand, and then patted her on the foot .

Zhang Yao jumped up on one leg in pain, but after jumping a few times, she found that the place where she had broken the bone didn't really hurt anymore, and she didn't feel that terrible pain anymore. She took the plaster off her leg , It was found that the affected area had healed completely, and even the slightest trace of fracture could not be seen.

"It's amazing..." Zhang Yao looked at the Feathered Serpent who was stuffing biscuits on her body in astonishment, and gradually had a plan in her mind.

"I advise you not to think wrongly." Brother Xiao Zhang reminded from behind: "She is the object of special attention. Once she is too excited or too angry, she will turn into a prototype. At that time, you will not know how you died."

"really?"

"Really." Brother Xiao Zhang laughed: "For example, if you are in a car and she suddenly becomes a prototype, it will only take ten seconds for her to expand from her current appearance to her original size. Think about it, you will be hit What is it like?"

Zhang Yao did a little calculation. If in such an environment, even if she only has a diameter of 100 meters, then with a radius of 50 meters, the person sitting next to her will receive an impact of [-] meters per second, which is equivalent to one The person's jogging speed.According to the known conditions, she is the largest individual creature known to mankind, so is her diameter theoretically [-] kilometers?

If it is 7.9 kilometers, Zhang Yao will be hit head-on by something that travels [-] kilometers per second, and the first known cosmic speed is only [-] kilometers per second.

"How thick is she..."

Brother Zhang picked up a cup: "This is her."

Then he plucked a hair from Rhubarb's body, and Rhubarb let out a cry: "You're going to die!"

"This is the Eiffel Tower."

"Do it!" Zhang Yao cursed.

If the approximate ratio is like this, then the diameter of Feathered Serpent God is about 35 to [-] kilometers. If calculated according to [-] kilometers, the speed of deformation is about [-] kilometers per second, more than twice the second The speed of the three universes does not need to be counted as momentum. Even if it is a manhole cover, as long as the distance exceeds [-] centimeters, Zhang Yao will fly up on the spot, and even if she is lying on her body, the inertia is enough to crush Zhang Yao into a puddle of pus. , there is no need to consider the friction with the air, overload and so on.

"Worse than a nuclear bomb..."

"In theory, she is above the main god level, and the world-killing level." Da Huang explained at this time: "Even in the A-level control, there are very few individuals like this."

What Zhang Yao heard was that her scalp was numb, but Brother Zhang was unmoved, he just waved his hand and said, "Look at your own affairs, don't irritate her."

After all of them had left, brother Zhang continued to work, and Da Huang slowly turned his head: "Did you pluck my hair just now?"

"Ah."

"Annoying..." Rhubarb moved to the side: "Can you also say hello when you pluck the hair, doesn't it hurt?"

"I'm sorry." Brother Zhang patted Da Huang on the back: "Aren't you going to help your friend?"

"She's not my friend." Da Huang pouted, "It's just an old acquaintance."

After finishing speaking, Rhubarb was stunned for a moment, then jumped off the stage, walked out and said: "No, I have to watch, my 15.00% commission can't be less than mine, that bitch Zhang Yao is shrewd and picky." , can't let her take advantage of it."

Seeing the way it ran away as soon as it went out, Xiao Zhang couldn't help laughing, thinking that Rhubarb always said that others had a tough mouth, but he didn't expect that he was the top player with a tough mouth.

After all their tossing around, the sky was getting dark, and Brother Zhang was also at his busiest time, but today was very strange, there were no guests when the time came, maybe it was because of the rain outside.

But even if there are no customers, sitting in a quiet shop, turning on the music and listening to the sound of rain outside, is quite enjoyable.It's just a pity that today's flagship cheese rice cakes seem to be sold out.

The dazed little brother Zhang just sat there enjoying the time alone, until a phone call came into his hand, he picked it up and found that it was Qing Lingzi, so he picked up the phone curiously.

"Holy Lord Jin'an."

Even if it was Qing Lingzi, the first sentence he came up was to greet the Lord, Brother Zhang hummed: "What's the matter?"

"It's like this... I seem to have picked up the person on the Black Spirit Mountain. It's the dead soul Guanyin."

Little Brother Zhang gave an oh, and then said, "That's pretty good."

"Thank you, Holy Master. If the Holy Master didn't order, the subordinate will leave."

"it is good."

After hanging up the phone, Qing Lingzi let out a sigh of relief, and turned her head to look at the woman who had just woken up after being in a coma for many days. She looked delicate and looked like Xiaojiabiyu, but Qing Lingzi was very clear about the breath on her body. It is definitely not something that humans can have. Rather than saying that this is the host of Hei Guanyin, it is better to say that she is Hei Guanyin itself.

This is a powerful and terrifying combat power, but judging from the previous situation, she must suffer certain injuries and pains to activate the black Guanyin in her body. Like regular gods and Buddhas, receiving precepts, suffering, and suffering are the keys to this genre .

"Qing Lingzi, what did the Holy Master say?"

"Holy Master congratulate me." Qing Lingzi sneered, "I just didn't say anything."

"Not saying anything is the best answer." Sai Dongfeng wrapped his arms around the black Guanyin in front of him a few times: "Then what should she do?"

After pondering for a moment, Qing Lingzi said: "Take pain as a guide, use suffering as training, the sea of ​​suffering can be overcome, and eternal hatred is boundless. Black Guanyin, killing people is to save people, the ultimate killer."

"Then stay here, but look at her, she's so stupid, she doesn't look like a flexible object."

Qing Lingzi ignored Sai Dongfeng, but told him to fetch some food, and the black Guanyin just stared at Qing Lingzi in a daze, like a doll without a soul, Qing Lingzi didn't dare to make it This time, I just tried to ask this Hei Guanyin a few questions, but the other person seemed unable to speak, and only that kind of breath came out when he opened his mouth.

"Come on, look at me." Qing Lingzi raised a finger: "Look at me."

Hei Guanyin's gaze immediately focused on that finger, and Qing Lingzi nodded, confirming that she could understand human speech, but she might have lost her memory and some functions for some reason.

But reshaping a person is exactly what Qing Lingzi is good at, so he soon started to reshape Hei Guanyin, which is simply brainwashing.

Brainwashing is absolutely impossible to rely on mana, because the level gap is too large, Hei Guanyin is the main god level, and Qing Lingzi is just an earth immortal.The gap between them is equivalent to the gap between the head of the county party committee office and the president of the United States. If Qing Lingzi can control this, he can wake up laughing from his dreams.

But the problem is that the other party is a blank slate now. Although Qing Lingzi is a mage, he was able to become a prince and king back then. The important point here is that his organizational ability is very outstanding, and to be honest, Qing Lingzi's self-proclaimed is nothing. Good guy, but he really has nothing to say to his subordinates. For example, the blood glutton who has not won a single match except for cooking until now. became a waste.

Qing Lingzi still took him with him everywhere, and never said anything about abandoning him, so although he was a villain, he was really good in some aspects.

Well, since we want to reshape Hei Guanyin now, we have to start from scratch, so Huqing Lingzi began to teach Hei Guanyin bit by bit like raising a child, from speaking to recognizing characters, from eating to going to the toilet.

Fortunately, although Hei Guanyin's spiritual intelligence was destroyed, but the main god level is the main god level, he recovered very quickly, and his memory was almost terrifying. He could speak in just one night, and he could use a dictionary proficiently.

Looking at Hei Guanyin from that doll state to now flipping through the dictionary while eating, Qing Lingzi felt a little incredible.

Of course, this alone is far from enough, because Qing Lingzi still needs to establish a personality for this great god, so he started a big cognitive battle. The Zhenshan spell over there is returning to dreams, but Qing Lingzi's is his heart.It's just that they are not as exaggerated as Xiao Zhang, and returning to the dream is really just seeing a certain point in someone's memory, and his heart is just perceiving each other.

This is supposed to be the normal way of these two spells, but it's a bit...foul when Brother Zhang casts them.Returning to the dream directly ignores the individual to read history, and his heart directly ignores the realm to subvert cognition.

And Qing Lingzi's other-heart technique is able to pass on part of his own thinking, cognition and knowledge to others. This kind of spell was originally used to practice spirit corpses, trying to transform unconscious corpses into conscious ones. Corpse, but in the end it failed, but his heart technique was preserved, because using this spell to teach people is simply a must.

And this is not to modify or distort other people's cognition, but to transmit knowledge and information, so it is not limited by the difference in ability, and the "other mind" is a chain, and the two parties transmit each other.

But Hei Guanyin's mind was blank, so she didn't have anything to transfer to Qing Lingzi. Instead, Qing Lingzi's knowledge was poured into her uncontrollably. At first, Qing Lingzi thought it was nothing. But soon he found something was wrong, because when he felt that it was about the same, his mind art couldn't be stopped, and his memory, thinking and thoughts crazily entered the consciousness of Hei Guanyin through his heart chain among.

Soon her expression and eyes changed, and a smile gradually appeared on the corner of her mouth. Seeing this scene, Qing Lingzi knew it was too late, and she would soon be copied by Hei Guanyin.

But it was too late, and then it was too late, just when Qing Lingzi was desperate, Sai Dongfeng came back, he kicked Qing Lingzi flying out, and hit the wall hard, which also interrupted him. The transmission of his heart technique.

Qing Lingzi covered his waist and let out a long breath: "Your foot is so cruel..."

"Finally, I have a chance to avenge my personal revenge." Sai Dongfeng stepped forward to help him up: "You are really daring to use his mental tricks on monsters of this level."

Qing Lingzi laughed, he knew that he almost made a big mistake because of his quick success...

But when they looked at Hei Guanyin again, she had already started to walk around the room, with a smile on her face: "Old man, you are really good, you have given me such advanced wisdom."

Qing Lingzi was stunned: "Who are you!"

"Who am I? I don't know who I am, anyway, just treat it as a poor man you rescued." Hei Guanyin stood in front of the mirror and looked back and forth: "You recalled part of my memory, but everyone Part of the memory is still yours. Did you call me Hei Guanyin? Well, I like this name quite a bit, and I will be called Hei Guanyin from now on."

Qing Lingzi froze for a moment, then frowned.

"Oh, I feel that you are nervous." Hei Guanyin turned around and looked at Qing Lingzi: "How could I hurt you? It's impossible emotionally. But you are really amazing, old man."

Qing Lingzi laughed, "The last person who called me old man..."

"It's your adopted daughter, isn't it, Xiangtao. I remember it all." Hei Guanyin smiled and said, "But she has been dead for more than 2000 years. But you, you, a 2000-year-old monster, have died in just over a year. I have learned so much knowledge of this era in my time, I really admire you. You gave me both memory and knowledge, which is really good.”

After finishing speaking, Hei Guanyin twisted her hands on the wall, and then the whole wall was immediately covered by a layer of black mist. Countless hands stretched out from the black mist, and then she wiped away all the black mist on the wall with a wave of her hand, and then Then he tore a few pieces of paper casually, and raised them into the sky, until the black tiger leaped out, circled Qinglingzi a few times, Qinglingzi stretched out his hand and flicked it, and the tiger turned into thousands of pieces of paper and scattered in the room .

"Hahahaha... isn't it amazing?"

Hei Guanyin's laughter seemed to be a little girl showing off to Qing Lingzi, and Qing Lingzi looked at her, and unexpectedly saw his adopted daughter more than 2000 years ago, who was a child he picked up by chance, a mortal , and finally died at the age of 19 because of his involvement.

"Holy Master..." Hei Guanyin frowned suddenly: "Hey, don't be so old-fashioned. You still believe in Holy Master in what age. Well, I'll kill him for you."

"do not want!"

Before the words were finished, Hei Guanyin had disappeared in front of Qing Lingzi, and then she turned around and came to the outside of Xiao Zhang's small cafeteria. She tilted her head to look, then opened the door with a chuckle and walked in .

Hei Guanyin who walked in looked around, and then came to Brother Zhang: "You are the Holy Master?"

Brother Zhang, who was shoveling eggs, picked up the shovel and slapped it on Hei Guanyin's head. She felt a pain in her head, a buzzing sound, and then her eyes went dark, and when she opened her eyes again, she was already lying in front of Qing Lingzi .

She looked around, and then an unprecedented fear surged into her heart. She suddenly thought of who the person she was going to kill was, and then she trembled all over, and cried out with a loud cry...

Seeing her discoloration, Qing Lingzi had no choice but to call the Holy Master to explain, but Brother Zhang just smiled and said: "It's okay, it's normal to have a broken head, after all, I died once. I will help her." Fix it, let's play."

After hanging up the phone, Qing Lingzi looked sympathetically at Hei Guanyin, who was covering his head and rolling on the ground: "You...do you want to go again?"

Hei Guanyin cried even harder...

After finally waiting for her to finish crying, Qing Lingzi was sitting next to her with a smile on her face, because the Holy Master's shovel had wiped out Hei Guanyin's rebelliousness. She sat there and covered her head, complaining to her Qing Lingzi said, "You didn't warn me..."

"Did you give me a chance to speak?"

"Old man, you are so heartless..." Hei Guanyin covered her head, her face was full of sadness.

(End of this chapter)