What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 232

"Take care of him! He swims around in the store every day, and customers have complained to me many times, saying that he peeked at other people's mobile phone screens, interrupted them when they were chatting, and struck up a conversation with female customers."

After three days of enduring Thunder Dragon, Xu Wei finally couldn't bear it anymore and began to complain to Xiao Zhang. Her life these days was really a nightmare. Thunder Dragon really took Xu Wei's side these days. He has been tossing enough, relying on his spirit body state to mess around there, he does all kinds of outrageous, lowly and shameless things, and after he is freed from physical restraints, he can play far more tricks than before hundred times.

Those who only stick their heads out of the wall to play the hunter’s trophy, or hang upside down on the electric fan on the ceiling and say welcome to the guests while circling, and some who sneak out half of their body from the ground to play the land father, and even Possessed on the wild dog passing by the door, he ran over and called him big brother.

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In the past few days, Brother Zhang’s small restaurant has almost become a training ground for fierce ghosts to browse, but Thunder Dragon seems to be addicted to playing. Whenever someone says he will take pity on him, saying that he has become a lonely soul without an owner. , Do you want to deprive even this little bit of happiness?

But under his unlimited mischief, Xu Wei's business really couldn't be done, so Xu Wei found Brother Zhang early in the morning to file a complaint.

The result of the final complaint was that Thunder Dragon was put in a mineral water bottle by the mouse, and two holes were seen on it, and he was forced to kneel while watching TV through the two holes.

"Change to another channel, the cartoon at ten o'clock is about to start." Thunder Dragon yelled in the mineral water bottle: "After watching the cartoon, remember to switch to the movie channel at 11:30, today is streaming The Golden Years classic old movie simulcast has a big talk about Journey to the West."

"You're about a little better." The mouse looked at the Thunder Dragon on the stage: "It's all like this and it doesn't stop."

Thunder Dragon sat cross-legged at the bottom of the water bottle, suddenly scratched his face and asked curiously: "Do you think that old bastard Qing Lingzi will moleste my corpse? It's so fucking disgusting."

"It's more disgusting than him to be possessed by a wild dog and rush over to call me big brother yesterday!" The mouse scolded angrily, "Why don't I ask Aji to take you to the delivery room this afternoon. You see which one is pleasing to the eye and reincarnated as a son, I can still wait for ten years."

Lei Long shut up at that time, because it was really hard for him to imagine the feeling of being pulled out of that place by forceps as an adult with a complete thinking, and then he had to experience life being unable to take care of himself and being with a group of people who had drunk Meng Po Tang's little bastard sang about the time of his mother's lonely brave man on Children's Day.

Now everyone is waiting for the King of the Mountain to find a way to reshape the golden body without using the Jade Rabbit. The best place for Thunder Dragon to hang out in Chang'an Alley these days, and he is really no less annoying than a The eight-year-old spoiled little brat can even be said to be worse than that, so now his range of activities is set in this mineral water bottle.

But even in this small bottle, he was dishonest. He made all kinds of requests all morning, he wanted to watch cartoons, he wanted to surf the Internet, and he was thinking that his favorite female anchor had already started broadcasting.

On the fifth day of Leilong's waiting, a package arrived from Baodao to Chang'an Lane, which contained a letter to Xiao Zhang, and the contents of the package were Leilong's belongings, including wallet, mobile phone and a jar ashes.

"Lao Tzu's Celestial Dragon Body!!!" Lei Long shouted frantically at his ashes in the mineral water bottle: "Qing Lingzi, I will never die with you!"

"Come on, you, with your current virtue, you can't stop dying. It's enough for you not to use your corpse to make a puppet." The mouse sighed: "But it's a pity that the dragon body is really a pity. If I were Qing Lingzi, I definitely can't help it. After all, such things as refining corpses with celestial dragon bodies are rare."

"Where is yours? Why do you turn your elbows out?"

"Okay." The mouse waved his hand: "Qing Lingzi should be damned, but he did keep his hands on this matter. You should be thankful if you can let your soul come back safely, otherwise it would fall into his hands. You don’t have to be a ghost. Now it’s up to him to explain the matter of Hei Lingshan to brother Zhang, if he doesn’t explain properly, he will be in great trouble.”

Sure enough, Qing Lingzi's letter to Brother Zhang was explaining the matter of Heiguanyin, and this incident was not intentional by him, it was just an oolong caused by not knowing Thunder Dragon, and killing Thunder Dragon was not Originally, because the thunder dragon was captured by the black Guanyin, his body and mind were eroded. If he was not decisive, the thunder dragon might be completely blackened by the invasion of darkness, and it would be difficult to explain to the Holy Master at that time.

Afterwards, Qing Lingzi also included a complete set of methods to reshape the golden body, which was regarded as an apology for the accidental injury, and he also said in the letter that the Holy Master did not need to bother, and that he would personally solve the person who wanted to capture the thunder dragon, so as to deter him. The little ones.

"Should I say it or not, although Qing Lingzi is a villain, he is actually quite good at being a human being." After reading the letter to Lei Long, the mouse said: "He said in the letter that no matter whether it is the twelve spirits or the autopsy Immortal, even if you die, you can only die in each other's hands. If other people dare to get involved, that is an unforgivable crime. Don't tell me, his handwriting is really beautiful."

Thunder Dragon shook wildly in the water bottle: "Be sober, then B is talking nonsense, he stabbed me because he didn't want to take responsibility!"

"Nonsense." The mouse slapped the letter on the desk: "Who doesn't know, but at least on the surface, he admitted his mistake, and to be honest, this time's matter is not big or small, he guesses I haven’t closed my eyes properly for a few days. But the problem is that if it’s Qing Lingzi, Brother Zhang won’t obviously pull his hand. You have to know that we are loyal to the Lord, and Qing Lingzi is also loyal to the Lord. Killing the other party is not once or twice. If he doesn't put you back this time, we will never end, but if he puts you back, we can't go to his home field to fight, so we can only write down the hatred first. That's it."

Lei Long folded his arms: "After so many years of fighting, what are you trying to do?"

"What are you trying to figure out? Figure out orthodoxy! Figure out how to return all laws to their source! You can't let people mention that the world's magic arts return to the Qingling."

When Lei Long heard that the soul ring was on fire: "I will fight with him!"

"Okay, it's sloppy. Qing Lingzi also gave you a set of methods to reshape the golden body, do you want it?"

"Let me take a look." Shenlong stretched out his hand from the bottle to take a look: "What are these things!? Where can I find these things?"

According to Qing Lingzi's description, his formula came from Immortal Taiyi, the guy who reshaped Nezha with lotus flowers.However, Thunder Dragon is different from Nezha. Thunder Dragon belongs to the appearance of Zhen Xun, with heavy thunder overlapping and rear wind revival.

Zhenxun belongs to wood, water grows wood, and the kan in the hexagram is water, which belongs to moon yin.So the reconstruction of the thunder dragon is as follows: the eyes are made of water jade bodhi seeds, the skin is made of scales in the belly of Zhujiu Yin, and the internal organs are made of the skin of Chang'e osmanthus, the colorful feathers of Lingfeng, the bloody peach, and the earth. It is composed of gentian, flying yellow, and tengu teeth, and the bone meridians are respectively shaped with Jianglong wood and red spider silk, and then soaked in the spiritual pool for three days, and then refined by magic for 49 days, and then lead the soul into it. Body, this is a great achievement.

"These things are a little troublesome." The mouse looked at the things on the list and muttered: "What is the water jade bodhi seed? I can't find it. Can we use the grapes with more water? For the skin, use the scales of Zhujiuyin. ...The scales of the candle dragon, it's too difficult. I can buy you a big grass carp. As for the cinnamon bark, isn't that just cinnamon bark? It's available in the kitchen. Lingfeng Caiyu doesn't have it, but I saw it for sale Peacock feathers, and blood flat peaches, right? Can yellow peaches work? Digentian... What are these things? Use pig gall. I know the flying yellow. This is the kind of big locust that flies in the sky, and the tengu tooth……"

Mouse silently turned to look at Sister Gou next to her, and Sister Gou looked up at him silently. After a moment of silence, Mouse suddenly asked, "Sister Dog, do you have any plans to change your teeth recently?"

Sister Gou didn't even bother to talk to this person, and Lei Long was also shaking the bottle wildly there: "I want to be a treasure like Nezha, not for you to make a set for me in the vegetable market, you son of a bitch!" s things."

"You talk nonsense with me again, I will buy twenty catties of small tomatoes to reshape your golden body."

Thunder Dragon doesn't dare to talk nonsense now, he doesn't have any abilities now, he's just a remnant soul, it's really too easy for a mouse to torment him, so under such circumstances Thunder Dragon is not mentally handicapped, he is very Gave in easily.

After that, in the spirit of exploration, the mouse went to use DD to buy vegetables and bought substitutes for all the materials just now. If he couldn't find the Lingchi, he bought a plastic basin and filled the water in the warm water that Sister Dog loved most in the yard. Basin, then put all the food in it.

This didn't even mention soaking for three days, and the next afternoon, the stuff stinks so much that you can't even take a basin, which completely aborts the mouse's replacement plan.

Under such desperation, he finally shook the King of the Mountain over.Shan Dawang nodded thoughtfully after reading the prescription given by Qing Lingzi and said: "I will prepare things, but you have to prepare the spirit pond, the best spirit pond is the Yaochi of the Queen Mother of the West, and the thick earth is below it. Empress’s Earth Spirit Pond, or the lotus pond on Yunmiao Heavenly Palace will also work.”

"Where am I going to fix this thing." The mouse spread his hands and said, "I can't help it."

"Try it."

But how should I put it, the king of the mountain can only be regarded as a cobbler when he comes, of course he can't find the original ones, after all, those things are all treasures, so he is also looking for a replacement product It's just that his product is much better than the market monopoly of rats. At least they can buy it from Chinese medicine stores, and some of them are even expensive.

The mouse, in the end, got the spirit pool and borrowed it directly from Jin Mei. It was a top-notch fairy pool, and Jin Mei readily agreed to them for Xiao Zhang's sake.

But not two days later, Jin Mei angrily found the mouse and reprimanded him, because the things prepared by the mountain king had not waited for two days to soak in the fairy pond, and they stink that night, not only These medicinal materials stink, and even half of the Yaochi is filled with a strange smell of medicinal soup. The fairies who guard the Yaochi are crying, for fear that they will be punished.

Seeing that the replacement path was not feasible, they began to think about using other things again, but this time they were going to do it for real. First, the mouse bought more than 100 catties of small tomatoes from the vegetable market, and spread them on the ground. , and deliberately put on a human figure, and then the king of the mountain gave a supplement. He even brought a very expensive turtle shell over. The scene is the same, and even the year is a bit hard to watch.

Finally, the year after year of complaints finally alarmed Brother Zhang. After he came over and inquired carefully about the situation, he realized that they had been messing around here for more than a week.

"I'll find someone to help you, so don't worry about it."

Brother Xiao Zhang really couldn't help this group of people to mess around without Yutu, so he had to sell it himself to solve the problem, and he first sent a message in the group, and then started the road of paying to pick up the goods .

The things those people sent were naturally not things that mice could understand, let alone the fruits and vegetables that could be obtained by ordering in the vegetable market, but the materials that were really prepared for him according to the contents written on the list, and some even had I got it myself.

But after they saw these super treasures, they all started to worry again, because it also said to be activated by magic, so what kind of magic is this magic and how to activate it became the focus of the problem heavy.

This time Brother Zhang is powerless, he can indeed ask someone to help him, but he doesn't know anything about magic arts, seeing that Thunder Dragon is almost depressed in the bottle of mineral water, at this time finally came the good news .

That's Immortal Taiyi himself coming.

He came here soon after seeing Brother Zhang's request for help in the group. After all, he finally had a chance to flatter the Guardian. He was very energetic this time. .

But when people came over and saw the prescription, Immortal Taiyi was dumbfounded.

"This is not reshaping the body. This is clearly the creation of heaven. If it is created, it will be born with the body of a golden fairy, but you know that the more it is, the more dangerous it is." Immortal Taiyi is now The posture of a kind little old man does not have any fairy air on him, but because he has gained a lot of weight over the years, it is somewhat greasy to stand there with a shy stomach: "Once you make a half-step mistake, there will be no second chance." This is an opportunity for remodeling, are you sure you still use these materials?"

"Gamble, gamble, gamble!" the villain in the bottle, Thunder Dragon, yelled frantically in the plastic bottle: "I'll just gamble with this celestial body! If it doesn't work, I'll find a wild dog to borrow the corpse to revive my soul, I have to call Mice a lifetime big brother."

(End of this chapter)