What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 236 This place is good

"Speaking of which, there are two schools of this art, the North and the South. Since ancient times, the Qinling Mountains have been used as the boundary, and there are very obvious differences between the North and the South. For example, the South School's techniques are more inclined to legal attacks, while the Northern School's are more inclined to physical attacks. The south is good at equipment, and the north is good at enchanting. We have seen the content in the Romance of the Gods, this treasure and that treasure, in fact, most of them are the stuff of the southern sect, and the northern sect is no nonsense, they will pull your tendons and skin your skin when they come up."

Brother Xiao Zhang's restaurant just opened in the morning, and then a few monks came to drink. It can be said that it is instinct and nature to show off in front of children, so they sat there, ordered a few small dishes and added two pots of wine, and then started to blow up all over the place.

Let’s talk about Xiao Zhang’s shop. Although it’s an out-of-date internet celebrity shop, it’s still very famous on the secret side. Travelers and monks who come and go will come here to have a meal and a drink, especially If it catches up with the sale of Nankeyimeng here every three days, they will come here in groups of three or four.

And as Brother Zhang's shop became more and more famous in various sects, Chang'an Lane gradually became famous. Everyone knew that this place was full of ghosts and ghosts, and many people would even come from thousands of miles to take a look. After all, there are not so many weird monsters in other places.

As for eliminating demons, don't even think about it, even the most old-fashioned old monsters who swear to be irreconcilable with demons will not rush to Chang'an Lane to eliminate demons, the worst thing is that they are far away from this place Stay away, don't touch it and don't understand it, and it's over. Let's use an idealistic self-comforting technique that doesn't exist if you can't see it. After all, they are just hawks and not mentally handicapped.

You must know that in Chang'an Lane, the thousand-year-old monsters are all caught, and the demons, blood demons, and Montenegro old demons have to nod and bow their heads and say, "Don't, don't, call me Xiaotian, Xiaoxue or Xiaohei!" That's fine." If this kind of place can't concentrate the power of the world's sects, it's the same as the six major sects besieging Guangmingding. The rest can only be a gourd baby to save grandpa, and one will give one away.

And if the six sects are really neatly organized, they may have to be surrounded by police uncles before they reach Chang'an Lane, as soon as they get off the airport and train station.Anyway, it’s still the same sentence, the times are different now, no matter how powerful the sect is, it can’t compete with the state machine, and it’s far better to be a hawk of the court than a moth of society.

So now Chang'an Lane has become a legend among the various sects, the kind where some families are happy and others are sad.

"How many families are there?" A monk suddenly asked Xu Wei curiously: "It doesn't look like there are many people."

"A household of 130, probably less than 500 people." Xu Wei replied with a smile: "This Daoist, is he planning to subdue demons or punish evil and promote good?"

"No, no, no... You misunderstood, I was just asking." The Taoist waved his hands repeatedly and said, "It seems that there are not many people here, and I didn't expect there to be more than 100 households."

"Yeah." Xu Wei nodded and said, "Maybe it was a little more in the past, but then it wasn't a market economy, so many people moved out to make a living."

"Yes, for life."

The Taoist gave a long sigh, took up the wine and drank it down, and the two people beside him couldn't help sighing a few times. At this time, the sun was shining brightly outside, the shadows of the plane trees were swaying, and the snow water that hadn't completely melted along the eaves Tick ​​tock fell to the ground.

Brother Xiao Zhang came out of the backyard with a basket of steaming potatoes at this time, and the few guests nodded to the boss to say hello, Brother Zhang also smiled and nodded to them, and then went to The other side began to process the potatoes on hand.

At this time, the outside gradually became lively. The elementary school students began to return home from school, and the sound of cooking in every household began to rise and fall. You could smell the aroma of various food when passing by a window. The smell of oily smoke mixed with the cold air filled the air. In the ancient and old alley.

"Holy Master, this way please."

At the entrance of Chang'an Alley, yesterday's Wei Shenhao and the little old man whom he called the Holy Master appeared there. Because there was a water horse at the entrance, cars could not enter, and the two of them could only walk into Chang'an Alley.

"Don't call me Holy Master after you go in, keep a low profile outside."

"Understand, understand, the Lord's mind is meticulous. I understand."

The two of them came to Xiao Zhang's shop slowly one after the other. The little old man was dressed like a pure old stubborn man today, with a dzi bead necklace around his neck and the tortoiseshell piece in his hand. , still wearing cloth shoes on his feet, and he looks quite a bit tall.

When the two of them came to the door, they kept looking around at the environment and layout, and nodded repeatedly: "This place is good, really good! It's just like the place in my dream."

At this time, Da Huang was squatting on the lampshade at the door, licking fur, without even looking up at them, but the little old man saw Da Huang, and even admired it back and forth: "Okay, this cat is also very good." , full of aura, it can be said to be a masterpiece if you buy it back to build a house."

After finishing speaking, they walked in, and Rhubarb, who had finished licking his hair, turned his head to watch their footsteps, and then sneered: "Old idiot."

When the two of them came to the store, Wei Shenhao wanted to talk to him, but was stopped by the little old man. The two of them found a place to sit down. Xu Wei reluctantly stepped forward and asked: " What do you two want to drink?"

"A pot of tea, jasmine tea."

"Wait a minute." Xu Wei said with a straight face, "Do you want anything else besides tea?"

"What? We can't order?"

"Tea is free."

After finishing the sentence, all the other customers in the store looked at the two of them. You must know that this is the peak dining season. During the peak period, it is a bit unreasonable to occupy a seat in other people's stores to order free meals, right...

Xu Wei's words made Wei Shenhao very embarrassed. He clenched his fists and almost exploded, but seeing the calm expression on the face of the "Holy Master" opposite him, he still forcibly suppressed his temper.

"Little girl, we only need tea. But today we will take care of all the consumption at noon." The "Holy Master" said with a smile, then made a look at Wei Shenhao, and continued to say to Xu Wei: "Little girl, How do you see it?"

Xu Wei giggled, turned around and put the tray in front of her face: "Today, the whole audience pays for Mr. Wei!"

The room suddenly became lively, and then there were voices of adding orders one after another, and Xu Wei's complexion became better after such an appearance. After she asked Luna Xiaohei to remember the consumption of each table, Holding a pot of good jasmine tea and the bill, he placed it in front of Wei Shenhao, stood there with a smile on his face and didn't speak but didn't leave.

Wei Shenhao didn't know what she meant, so he took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code resentfully. After hearing the account information, Xu Wei bowed with a smile and said, "Please take it easy, both of you."

I haven't done anything here yet, and I have gone out with a few thousand dollars. Wei Shenhao is rich but he is not stupid. Isn't this being cheated for nothing, so he asked very puzzled: " Saint... Mister, this is obviously a scam."

"Pattern." The little old man poured himself a pot of tea and sipped it: "Calm down."

"Yes……"

But at this moment, the little old man's stomach suddenly growled, the sound was so loud that the people sitting next to him could hear it clearly, so he had to drink tea to cover up his embarrassment.

But at this time, Xu Wei put two plates of beef fried rice, two potato cakes and two mint lemons in front of them and said with a smile: "The boss said this is a gift to thank you two."

Before Wei Shenhao could speak, Xu Wei left.And the two of them looked at the food in front of them whether to eat or not, and finally felt that the atmosphere was really awkward, so they simply took a bite.

How could he know that he couldn't stop eating after eating. Although Wei Shenhao is an upstart, he has eaten and seen it before, but it is the first time for him to eat such a delicious meal. It can't be said that it is amazing. But I just couldn't stop my mouth, I took a sip and drank it up, and then I took another sip of the drink, very satisfied.

And at this time, he looked at the "Holy Lord" who was eating happily, and seeing such a fairy eating so happily, the burden in his heart was immediately relieved.

They just sat like this until after two o'clock in the afternoon. The customers in the store were all gone. When Xu Wei and Xiao Hei had already started cleaning, they got up and came to Brother Zhang who was shoveling the stove with a shovel.

"Boss, this is our husband. He has something to tell you."

Wei Shenhao introduced the little old man beside him very seriously, and the little old man cleared his throat at this moment, indicating that Wei Shenhao didn't say enough.Xiao Wei is also a smart man, he immediately handed over the little old man's business card from his arms, and then said proudly: "Boss, I told you, it is not me who wants to buy your shop but Mr. Mr. is an extraordinary person. He is well versed in Yin and Yang, and his family has been passed down for thousands of years. Do you know the twelve zodiac signs? They all come from Mr.'s family, and our Mr. is the lord of this generation , he is willing to come to see you in person, which just shows that our husband cares about the common people in his heart."

Brother Zhang held his business card and looked up at Wei Shenhao and then at the little old man, then scratched his head: "Ah..."

Seeing his appearance, Wei Shenhao thought that he was shocked by the identity of the little old man, so he continued: "Although all the twelve spirits under Mr.'s hands have reincarnated, one day they will come back again , then you will know how powerful our husband is."

Brother Xiao Zhang pursed his lips and remained silent for a while: "I don't know this person well."

"You may feel uneasy now, but our husband is a genuine holy master. He has seen that the location of your store is a place of great danger, and this alley is a place of great danger. Boss, what do you want to do?" Be careful, this is fatal."

At this time, the little old man asked Wei Shenhao to step aside, and he himself stepped forward and said with a smile: "This little brother, show me your left hand."

Brother Xiao Zhang was very obedient, so he immediately stretched out his left hand and handed it up. The little old man began to carefully look at Brother Zhang's palm, but he felt a little strange looking at him, and couldn't help muttering: "This Brother, your fate is rough, and there will be a catastrophe in the near future. Let me ask you, since you lived here, have you often been unable to sleep at night?"

"Well, I often don't sleep." Brother Zhang nodded: "What's the problem?"

"Oh! It's haunted by ghosts!"

While he was talking, Lei Long swam out from Xiao Zhang's wall as if he had made a deal with him, and began to watch the fun while lying on his back.And let's talk about this little old man, that's a bit capable. Although Thunder Dragon has been harmless treated by rats, ordinary people can't see him, but this little old man felt his pain immediately. Appeared, his complexion suddenly changed: "This place is full of evil spirits..."

But as soon as he finished speaking, he saw the two green and white snakes swaying in with their big hips twisted, and then said listlessly: "Brother Zhang, here are two bowls of refreshing soup. We will be so sleepy this winter." , It’s as if I can’t wake up all day, and I can’t do business.”

"That's what you call hibernation." Xiao Zhang laughed and said, "Why fight against physiological reactions?"

"I have to work." The white lady yawned and said, "I can't help myself. Recently, we invited a TV station to promote my herbal tea. This is a good time for business."

Their conversation did not arouse the little old man's attention. Now his heart is beating suddenly, and he only feels that there are some huge monsters wandering around. The feeling of terror invades his limbs and bones from his lungs. It is obviously a warm room, but he can feel it. It was indescribably cold, and there was a feeling of being entangled by a python.

And at this moment, Mouse came to eat in his uniform. He sat down and took off his hat. Seeing the little old man next to Brother Zhang, he grinned: "What? Teacher Ma Weidu?"

Brother Zhang turned his head and said, "The Holy Master is here."

The mouse was taken aback: "Huh?"

He stepped forward and looked back and forth at the little old man and Wei Shenhao beside him, then simply sat down and said with great interest: "Holy Master? I know a little about the Holy Master. You are really a Holy Master." host?"

At this time, the little old man's forehead was already covered with sweat, his face was not very good-looking, but he could still forcefully say with a smile: "This... ah... Comrade, I don't know what you are talking about. "

His eyes glanced at the mouse's uniform, and his expression was obviously a little flustered. Coupled with the coldness on his body, he was now indescribably uncomfortable.

"Hey, don't look at me in uniform, I'm actually a reader of Ghost Blowing the Lantern." The mouse said seriously: "And I'm also very interested in the legend of the Holy Lord. It is said that the Holy Lord was born in the Shang and Zhou dynasties, right? What's going on?"

"My surname... surname Zhang."

Seeing his stumbling answer, the mouse frowned, so he quickly widened his eyes, showed great interest, took the little old man's hand and said: "It seems to say that all the magic arts in the world come from you, right? Are you sure?" Is it the Holy Lord?"

Before the little old man could answer, Wei Shenhao straightened his chest and said proudly: "Then there can be fakes, I am now practicing with the Holy Master. The Holy Master said that if I behave well, I will Let me be a dragon spirit."

The mouse's eyes looked at Thunder Dragon who was floating in the air and circling the little old man, and Thunder Dragon had a wicked smile on his face, and stretched out his hand to touch the little old man back and forth.

As soon as he touched it, the cold air shot out from the old man's spine, the old man's hands began to tremble, and his face turned blue.Thanks to Little Brother Zhang hitting Thunder Dragon on the forehead with a soy bean, he stopped this fatal prank.

"What is Dragon Spirit?" Mouse held his chin and said seriously, "Can you tell me?"

Wei Shenhao's expression was very proud. That kind of pride cannot be faked. Seeing that the mouse was so devoted, he naturally didn't hide it. He patted his chest and said: "There are twelve gods under the seat of the Holy Lord! They are immortal , will only continue to reincarnate, I am the dragon spirit of this generation! It’s just that the Holy Master said that the awakening of the dragon spirit needs tempering, and I haven’t experienced the ordeal yet.”

Brother Xiao Zhang lowered his head and suppressed a smile. Now he feels so embarrassed that he is about to use his toes to dig out three rooms and one living room in the ground. Now it seems that this Wei Shenhao is still so cute. Does he really not know? Have you been cheated?

But it's no wonder, for an ordinary person, this kind of thing is really easy to be deceived, after all, he looks like a large leek, and he is the same type as the person who bought the 8848 mobile phone back then, and he is also "I , Qin Shihuang, hit money" victim.

But I have to say that this little old man is quite capable. He can feel that the existence of the thunder dragon can also be disturbed by the huge demonic aura of the white lady and the python's blue. This is something ordinary people don't have. It's too easy to lie to an ordinary person.

"Then how many Holy Spirits are there around Holy Master now?" The mouse frowned and asked, "You can't be the only one, right?"

"This..." Wei Shenhao turned his head to look at the little old man: "Holy Master... can this be said?"

The little old man who gradually recovered because he was no longer harassed by the thunder dragon waved his hand: "Let's talk... Sigh... This shouldn't be known by ordinary people."

When Xu Wei outside heard this sentence, she covered her mouth and ran to the counter to beat the table, and it happened that Xiao Ma also came at this time. Seeing Xu Wei smiling like this, he asked curiously: " What? Someone is willing to marry you?"

Xu Wei picked up a cucumber and threw it over: "Go away! Someone inside is pretending to be the Holy Master."

"Hold the grass?" Pony took the cucumber and said, "I have to go and see."

As soon as he entered, he heard Wei Shenhao sitting there saying: "There is also Ma Ling, Ma Ling has also descended, and there is also a snake..."

Before he finished his sentence, his hair was suddenly grabbed by the pony: "Snake, your mother is big!"

After finishing speaking, even the person and the chair were overturned by him, and then Xiaoma's eyes were red, and a dagger appeared in his hand, which was pressed against Wei Shenhao's Adam's apple: "I hear you say the word snake again, I will put you Drain the blood for you."

Wei Shenhao wanted to struggle, but how could he fight against the pony, so he could only keep shouting, and the little old man saw the pony's irascibility, and even took out some infamous magic weapon in his hand , the pony waved his dart and nailed his magic weapon to the ceiling, and then he kicked the little old man's chest, and the little old man was kicked out, and almost hit the white lady who was drinking soup It was only then that she flicked her sleeve to the ground.

Brother Xiao Zhang looked at the dagger on the ceiling at the moment, and pointed to it: "I just finished the decoration."

At this time, the pony was already red-eyed, and he rushed up and stepped on the little old man's chest: "Go, call me all the horse spirits and snake spirits you said! Otherwise, I will kill you!" Dog's life!"

The little old man who had been beaten so badly that he couldn't speak at the moment could only reach out his hand to the mouse, but the mouse just wiped his mouth: "Brother Zhang, I'm going to work."

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, and said to Lei Long, "Go let Xiao Ma calm down."

"Calm down, calm down, the rats have blue veins, if it wasn't for the leather on his body, he would have to fight with the pony." Lei Long snorted coldly: "If he didn't say a snake spirit, he wouldn't be beaten so badly .”

At this time, Wei Shenhao took out his phone, but before he could call, he saw a nine-section whip thrown by the pony and smashed his phone, and then the whip head tied Wei Shenhao up as if it had a spirituality.

Xiao Ma continued to shout: "Go! Call me all kinds of spirits of yours!"

The little old man was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak for a long time, but Brother Zhang took out a soybean and hit the pony on the back of the head: "Do it yourself, don't stay in the store."

Xiao Ma has a very violent temper, but he still knows who can't defy someone's words, so he stretched out his hand and carried the little old man out like pork. When he walked to Wei Shenhao, he mentioned this by the way... …

When this farce ended, brother Zhang shook his head helplessly, stretched out his hand and hooked his finger at the dart on the ceiling, the dart fell automatically, and then he just wiped the place in the air, and the hole pierced by the dart healed itself up.

"Little Ma's outbursts are really unlikable." Thunder Dragon sighed, "Too impulsive."

Brother Zhang squinted at him: "Do you think your arrogance can get better?"

"Yes, yes, when I didn't say..."

Thunder Dragon slowly swam into the wall, and then heard the dog sister next door roaring: "Get out of here."

Then came Thunder Dragon's screams, and finally Xu Wei ran over and bent over laughing: "Brother... my master was knocked out by Sister Gou for two souls."

"what?"

At this moment, three thunder dragons floated over, and the movements of the three were quite unified: "Hey, I forgot that Sister Gou was taking a bath...Boss, do me a favor and recover."

Brother Xiao Zhang rolled his eyes, picked up his chopsticks and slammed on the bend of Leilong's leg, Leilong jumped up with a cry, but after the jump, he had already recovered into a complete spirit body.

At this moment, Xiao Ma has already tied Wei Shenhao and "Holy Master" in his small warehouse, and he squatted in front of the two of them and said: "They are joking with you, I am not interested in that, now give me your The twelve spirits shouted over here, hurry up!"

At this time, the little old man began to pinch his hands non-stop, but the pony didn't even look at it, picked up the whip and whipped it over, the little old man screamed.And Wei Shenhao was still cursing there: "Do you know that you broke the law by doing this! I want to call the police, and I'm going to sue you all! Just wait!"

"Haha, okay." The pony laughed loudly: "Then you have to wait until you get out alive, shake people quickly, or I will have some fun for you."

(End of this chapter)